The Soyim Games

The Soyim Games, also called The Soyvil Games is a slow burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, stomach-wrenching, emotionally-draining thread about a game where soyjaks (or sharty related things (e.g. namefags, 'cado)) fight for their life and the last one standing will win.

btw the selfish little fucks who made hunger games copied this with no credits to snarky.snappy

First soyim game

Day 1

It all started so suddenly once the games began. cado ran to get some loot from the chests at spawn but he was pushed down by nigger cow who was faster than cados fat ass. Chud, David Thoughie and everyone else Ran into the woods because the starting chests would be highly contested areas. caca was to young to run and crawled into the starting chest arena with cado, and nigger cow

Nigger cow went into the chest and got a full minecraft diamond sword. and fucking destroyed caca.

Cado knew he was to fat to get to the starting chests in time so he pulled down his coinslot and gassed so fast that it propelled him to the chests. grabbing a bow and arrow he fired at nigger cow, but sadly missed. Nigger cow then laughed and cado ran away.

Throughout the first day many people died, Mainly from the hands of feraljak, Without his 6 hour soylent and bugs feraljak turned into a feral beast. Unable to pronounce words or have any reason. He ripped apart chud who had full armor a diamond sword and a bow and arrow, ripping him into two with his bear hands and eating him. He killed nate, soytan, and even neutralplier. all with his bear feral vaccinated hands.

David Thoughie hid in a cave for day one. Hoping to find supplies once the insanity of day 1 came to a close

Day 2

Not much happened on the start of day 2. At least compared to day 1.

David Thoughie emerged from his cave in search of some supplies, on his way past the forest he saw the body of chud, with his armor, sword and bow. Taking all of it he saw how chud was ripped into 2 and his face eaten. This deeply scared David Thoughie, Who could do such a thing, murder is one thing but ripping someone into 2 and cannibalism. Taking all his loot. Walking around David thoughie was ambushed by the sweede. However with his new gear he decimated him and continued on.

meanwhile Squirreljak was one of the very few jaks still alive that hasent killed someone yet. Living in a makeshift treehouse he was going to survive by waiting out. However by day 2 he had run out of nuts and went to go get some more. walking almost 2-3 miles he found a nice supply of nuts. not caring about anybody nearby he squealed and grabbed them The nuts looked so hard, so big, and so fresh, he couldn't contain himself. however a greentext arrow suddenly flung out narrowly avoiding squirreljak. he turned around to see his mortal enemy. greyjak.

"Hello fellow inferior" the grey said, smirking as it held out its nuts and bow and arrow

"Nigga your gonna pay for that" squirelljak cried

greysquirell simply held up its bow and arrow to show the unarmed squireljak whose in charge.

"Nigga fight me like squir-"

Greysquirel started firing, a hoard of greentext arrows were sent flying everywhere all at once at squirelljak. Squireljak ran as fast as he could from the arrows narrowly avoiding all of them. hiding in a nearby bush. Inside the bush squireljak felt the humping of something, he opened his eyes in the bush to find trannyjak in the bush kissing a bodypillow of a real woman seeminly unaware of anything thats happening.

"nigga the fuck"

trannyjak saw squireljak and screamed "GET OUT BIGOT THIS IS MY SPACE WHO THE HELL AR-". Suddenly an greentext arrow meant for squirelljak went into the bush and hit trannyjak on the head in the bush. The grey squirrel didn't know trannyjak was hiding in there. his last words were "ACKKKKKK". Squireljak ran out of the bush as fast as he could as greentext arrows were being fired at him from everywhere. Squireljak jumped in the air as his body was floating in a keyed slow motion action sequence. arrows were flying at him as one narrowly hit his face in slow motion. he jumped and landed between a tree for cover.

"Face it squirelljak. Im the white aryan european of the squirells while your the filthy nigger"

Squirelljak noticed a tree branch that had fallen next to him. using his cover he grabbed the branch.

"not for long nigga"he said in a deep cool action movie voice and threw the branch. the branch flew in the air like an arrow a completely suprise to gray jak. it was an amazing shot going over 50 feet and stabbing grey squirell in the eye. He fell over and died.

"SUCK MY NUTS NIGGA" squireljak said

during all of this Feraljak was over 5 miles away, hunting the happy merchant who he saw. Feraljak cornered him and scaling the walls using his vaccinated fingernails like a spider climbing the cave walls on all 4s. the Happy merchant knew his time was coming.

"My little goyium stop, stop. I know where soylent is I know where it is. If you kill me you will never be able to find where I hid it"

Feraljaks head snaped 360 degrees. looking at him. With soylent he was a little twink soyboy. without it he was a savage beast with no reason or morals

"What flavor" he said, his teeth bleeding from all the seething he has been doing over the past day. The happy merchant spoke "My little goyium the flavor i-". but was interrupted by feraljak "WHAT FLAVOR WHAT FLAVOR". he started bouncing his arms up and down. The happy merchant spoke "normal my goyium. normal soylent". Feraljak looked at him "Thats not vegan. I NEED SOYLENT GREEN YOU TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC BIGOT" His eyes bled red as his teeth grinded so hard that his mouth was pouring blood from all the seething seething. he lashed out and jumped at him tearing the happy merchant into 360 pieces. Before writing in his blood "Bigot".

Many jaks died on day 2. including pepe, amerimutt and I hate x soyjak.

However Feraljak had the worst fate. 2 days without soylent has been eternal puragatory for him. he couldnt even remember his parents name anymore. all that resigned inside of him was a feral beast, eager to kill anyone and search for soylent green. No coherent thoughts in his brain, and pure insanity he bunred the forest down creating a fire that everyone could see.

After squirelljak got his nuts he went back to see the forest with his treehouse completely burned down, Whoever did this was a menace. His treehouse was turned to ash. The fire burning half the forest. In the smoke of the fire he saw feraljak. looking like a monster. feraljak was crawling on all 4s. climbing up a tree in mere seconds scouting for something. he could hear him say

"T̸̡̗̠̱̱̺̞̱̜̙̭̲̫̦̄̇̏̌̾̈́̈́̿͊̌͛̎͑̚͠R̶̨̛͙̰͈̺͂̈̊͋̿͛̉͆́͂̉͐̑A̵̲̲͛̃̎͆̿̉̏͆̈́̉̕Ñ̶̢̼̲͙̗͚͖̲͓͇͎͗̊͛̋͂̀́̚Ś̸̜͓̳͙͈̐̎͘͝P̵̯̮̲̫̟̮̩͍͓̭̂̔̀̑̂H̵̡̗̘͍͙̰̤̼̰̎͆́͜O̷̺͎̯̝̖̪̻̥̾̿̒̈́̐̋͊̉̒̎B̶̢̠̫̰͍͎̔́̃̋́̃̏̚̚͝͝I̵͈͚͖̩̰̖̘̼̋́͛͂̐̽́̂͒̕̕C̵̯̒̓̑̋̋͋͊̈́̓͑̑̔͌̕̕ ̶͈̰̥̈̌̄̃B̶̬̖̺̱̬̣̗̣͙͔̘̈́̽̒͆̇̓̓̈́̅̚͠Ḯ̵͎̈́͐͜G̶̡̨̣͔̰̼̟̞͂̔̃̂͗̈͐̈͐͒͒̋͜͝͝Ö̴̢̨̦̼̳̲̬̫͈̻̼̰́̽͂̃T̵̡̢̟̤̭͙̫͖̩̟̻̺̩̰̋̂̐̒͑ͅ ̷̢̦̤̬̲͚͍̇͗͜Ç̵̨̡͔͍̑͆̂̀̍͝Ḧ̷̨̞͍̱́̈̊̅̀́̚͠͝͝U̶͎͉̟͔͍͕̯̬̩̻̥̤͍̦̗̓̇̕D̷̤͇̖͕̭̼͉̥͍̋̅̊̊͂̉̚͝͠͠,̵̢͍̹̝͎̮̻̊̃ ̸̧̧̯̺͎̘̯͎̖̞̘̫̭̪̲̋͊̑̌͊̎B̵̯̩̹̘̩̠̀͐̐́̋́͆͜ͅỬ̵͉̥̪̯͉̼̆̿̄̈̔̏͝G̷̨͔̜͔͍̲͇̞͖̮̮͘S̸͓̺̱̓͆͛ ̶̩͎̙̤̗̘͙͕̰͖̕͘͝ͅS̴̡̡̧̮̬̥̙̜͔̙̈́̒̃͛̏͊̓͊̎̊̒͌͝͝O̶̡̫̞̭̗͔̔Ÿ̷̛͍́̒̉̓͆̕͠Ḽ̸̙̿́̅͂̀E̶̡̦̟͚͕̒̀̈́́̐́̔̅̂̽̉͜͝N̸̗͖̹̥͋̒͊̎̆̉́̚T̷̢̪͉̭̤͖̯̫͎̜̞̪͈̈̎̉̊ͅ ̸̡̢̨͈͕͕̖͉̖̭̜͔̲̍́̀͘͠G̵̩̩̯̲̲͈̖͉̫̤͠Ŗ̴̼̥͓͎̣̲̟̖̼͈̹̉̍̓̒́̂͒̑̆̆͑̏̈Ȩ̸̥̤͖̗͚͚̭̖̟̲͇̟̝̊̅̋͐̒̾̋͝ͅE̶͔̰͕̲͗̕N̷͍͌́̾̍̂̿̂̃̉͌͘,̷̨͎̩͇̻̠̗̦̲̮̮͓̟͍̊̃̂̅̈͒̇̄̓͠ ̵̧̛̝͍̪͍̄͛͛̍͂̓͘͝Ȧ̶̢̝̹̘͓͙̬̠͗̈́̒̅͐̎̔͊͐̋̚͝L̷̨͈͔͈̟̖̟͂̃͒̊̽̔̀̈̋̾́̈́̔͠Ĺ̸̢̧̰̜̤͔̫̬̒͗͒͂̊̀̓̐̆͝ ̸̨͙͍͓͔̣̦̳̩͚͇̣̙̊̍̇̈́͆̄̍͛̄̅̚Ẇ̷̢̨̞̲̹̜̪̞͊̐̀̈́́̒̓̍̈́̕Į̵̤͇̼͆̒̀̋́̉̈́͂̅̎͝L̸̢̰̋L̸̛̖̯̟̩͇̦̱̪̳͕͎̣͗͌͆̑́̀̍̎̋̈́̕ ̸̛̹̭͚̥̝͖͊̌̀̇H̴̢̙̞̱̺̲̭͔͉́̋͒̌̄́̀̂͘͝ͅͅÁ̷͎̝̣̮̚͜Ị̵̺̉̋̍̔L̵̘̻͚̾̌̀̅͋̔̾͆͂̍̅͐͝͝,̶̨̢̱̪̠̳̣̯̬̞͎͇̰́̃͑̆̅̀̈́͘͝ͅ ̴̢̹̼̮͇̭̯̮̪̹̎͂̒͋̓͗̀̆͒̋̍̈́̅̀͋ͅB̶̮̗̜̻̹̖̬̺̦̿̀͊̌͘͝͝͝ͅÜ̵̢̡̮͎͚̳̟͚̤̈́̏̾͑͘Ǵ̷̤̈́͌͌͠S̷̝̫͙̮͌,̷̨̺̜̤͇̠̓̈͑͒͆̿̿͋̈́̂̕͝͝ ̸̧̲͕̤̪̱͆̀͜͜ͅF̷̞̝͓̫̞͈̳̪̝̞̯͖̀A̶̮͑̃̈́̄̐̎͒́̉́̽͋̕C̷̛̟̬͈͈̊̆̐͊͌͋̆̆͛̕͝͝Ú̷̧̹̮̺͓̝̆̀͒̉͒̄̀̓̏̄̋͋̒͠Ī̷͕̼̒ͅ ̶̨͕̱̤̥̳͙̳͍̬͇̝̲̱́ͅI̸̪͒̒̿̍̓̓̆̋͒͋̈́ ̸̨̡̨̛̥̗̞̟̣̗̫͈̣̌̏̃̉͜͝Â̸̛̩͉͓̩̱̼̖͕̯͎͙̰͇͉̦̄̐̈́́̌̾M̶̹̥͚͐͊̾͘͠ ̶̛̻̻̥͖̲͋͘ͅĢ̴̣̰̣̥͈̹̣̟̠̮̙͉͆̎͆̀͂O̸̪̅̅͌̉̋̓̔̿̉͑͊D̷͇̠͚͉̦̜̜͋͌̀͋́̉̒̒̒͘ ̴̨̫̲̬̥͇̣̠̙͖̥͚̣̱͆͜".

It sounded like pure gibberish. suddenly feraljak saw squirelljak. Trying to run away was no use for feraljak. as in seconds he climbed down the tree on all 4s and chased after him eventually pinning squirelljak down in seconds. ripping squirelljaks face off as he screamed

"W̴̝͔̾̑̏̿͛̌H̵͓̯̯̻̼̿͜E̶̢̛͛͌̆̑͘͝R̷̳̠̭̫̠͎̽͂͐̈́͂́̅̔͆̎E̴̡̮͔̗̥̝̟̺͚͋̂̓͝Ş̷̱̳̳̻̫̼͈̥̤̬̘̭͂̆̿̃̾̔̉́̀͑͗͆͜ ̵̝̖̙̹͔̝͆̆͋̇̎̍͂͒T̵̡̮̦͓̗̫̤͕̹̯̫̞͕͍̏̂͊͗̈́̇͊͜͠H̵̢̧̼͓͉̘̻̮̜̫̪̗̟́È̴̙̖̱̻͙͚̖̪̜̻̙̓̂̈́̀͋̽͐̂͝ͅ ̷̛̘̰͚͛̍̈̀͒͛̀͐̋̓̀͝͠Ś̶̛̥͊̾̈́͗͌̊̈́̑͗̚̕Ơ̴̭͎̒̈͌͂̑̇̀̊̔̚Y̷͇̳͈̻͆̓̈́̋̿̀͂̓̐́͛͒̊̂L̷̡̖̗͍̗͛͝È̶̛̬̟̪̯͉̺͇̣͍͕̭̭̍̽́̒̐̈́͑͐̀͝͠ͅN̵̨̮͇̥̼͓̠̱̪̦͙̗̖̬̙̋̇͑̿̀̿̈̐͝T̷͙̪̼̫̣͚̗̞͕͚̲̊́̈́̅̄̉̋̆̕ ̵̧͚̳͇͖͈̞͚̔̋͆̊́̆͝T̸̼̦̐̈́͝H̶̺̗̬͉̫͔͎̦͇̋̔͝E̵̩̫̣͕̙̜̤̟͍̦̝̊̒̈́͐̔̇͝ͅŖ̴̧̨͕͈͈͚̥͎͚̦̳̺̂͛͜͝ͅË̵̢̢͈̬̮̥̼̗͔̘̪̮́̑͂̈́̀̑͌͘S̷̡̧̝͇̖̠̼͈̹̫̗͈̗͓̘͗̑̊̽͂̊̑̎͘ ̶̦̤͇̜̞̬̞̖̪̖̓̏̉Ṅ̶̡̡̛̛͉̥͈̪̻͈̜͓̼̩͈̩̜̂̄̒̀̆̓̔͠Ö̸͇͉̝͕̱̖̲̞̖̝̫͜ ̷̥̜̦̳̮͇̥̞̫͚̱̖̐̌ͅS̶̯̩̙͉͖̬̐͆̒͝O̴̧̞͓̲̟͉̫͎̻̰̐͗̍͆̐͗͛̃͝O̴̧͍̙̲̾O̵͉̝̥̰̺͇͍̤̼̭̓́͌̑̔͑́̓̚̕͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅỜ̵̡̡̫̲̤̦̰̗̞̟͔͒́̅́̒͆͊͜͝͝ͅͅŶ̶̛͍͓̥̝̠̳͔̱͈̲̙̝̼̥͙̀̓̉̅̓͗̽̃͐͒̇̚Ǫ̸̝̤̭̮̹̼͖͓͆̀̆͐̌̿̈́̀̀͒̕Y̵̛̰̹̥̭̣̽̒̑͗̇̒͗͑̌̿́̅Ŷ̶̨̧̻̹̯̘͔̗̜͍͍͍̯̃͂̆̀̒̿̀̈́̃͝Ỳ̸͎̣̯̳̫̪̺̻̣̹̔̋̐̾͊͘͠͝͝ͅY̸͙̻̲̰͉͎̼̪̭̬̌͛̒̋͋͌̑̀̌́̓͜".

Squireljaks last words were "im dying nigga" before being ripped into 2 and eaten by the once calm and peaceful soyjak who would never hurt a fly. feraljak.

Day 3.

David thoughie decided to spend the rest of his days in a cave. the cruel insanity of the outside that he briefly expierenced was enough for him. Using his music and godly singing voice to keep him sane.

Cado however spent his time gathering loot in gear in hopes of rematching nigger cow. Not being able to eat 500 pounds of goyslop burgers a day put a number on cado. but he managed. He had gathered a nice iron swoard and some mcdonalds he found and was ready to rematch nigger cow. The problem was finding Nigger cow. Only about 5 people were left in a huge forest. Finding him would be almost impossible. Suddenly cado got an idea. Hell climb up a tree to scout the woods in hopes of finding nigger cow

Cado found a nice huge tree and set his sword down. climbing up it he put all his might. however he was so fucking fat that he fell and broke the entire fucking tree. not the branch mind you but his fat ass pulled down and ripped the entire huge ass oakwood tree clean off.

"FUCK" cado exclaimed. This obviously isnt working cado thought. he needed a new way to find nigger cow. Were would a nigger cow go to. animals can drink salt and river water so perhaps hes near a river. so cado walked for about a mile before finding the biggest river he could find. it spanned across the entire forest. cado than pull down his pants and gassed on the water so that anyone who drank it would get posined. and he waited. His gas poisoning the entire fucking river that spanned miles.

hours later Nigger cow was drinking water from a nice river when all of the sudden he had a horriable taste up his mouth. It posioned him as it tasted like 20 years of mcdonalds and goyslop. he went down on the floor screaming. the screams loud enough to alert cado who was miles away. cado hearing it ran for about 1 inch collapsing on the floor. he then got his scooter which went 5miles per hour across the forest trail to where the orgin of the screaming was. This was it cado thought. he would finally get revenge on nigger cow.

Nigger cow, devolping mild food poising. he only had a few hours. but what was this. Cado appering on his five mile per hour scooter with a note for disability check came out of nowhere ready for a rematch. pulling out his iron sword as a sign of coolness. Nigger cow knew that only he could create gas so bad it could poison someone like it did him

There was silence before nigger cow spoke

"you want a rematch, you want blood. I shall deliever"

Nigger cow slung at cado, A fight to the death it was. Nigger cow lunged and hit and smacked, knocking cado to the floor. Cado got up and farted, his farts launching him in the air with his sword raised up. nigger cow saw the huge silloate of a extremely obese fat man, the sun illuminating him to look like a angel or a ungodly creature that flew into the air. He fell on the ground with the sword hitting the dirt. creating a shockwave from just how fat he was that yeeted nigger cow into a tree. Cado slung his swoard at the tree. with nigger cow dodging by moving his head down. Nigger cow slung at cado hitting him in the stomach. ripping his bright red shirt. Wounded nigger cow went from behind and stuck his diamond sword right in cados coinslot all the fucking way in. This was it for cado. However Nigger cow then heard the footsteps of someone he deeply feared.

Feraljak. He could hear teeth grinding as he walked on all 4s like a demon towards the body of cado.

he came out of nowhere and deeply scared Nigger cow causing him to run away in fear hiding under a rock. Leaving the sword behind in cados coinslot.

Feraljak slowly approached cado who was bleeding on the floor. Feral Was foaming from the mouth

"YOU WILL S̴̲̣̜̐͊͌͌̆̑̕S̴̲̣̜̐͊͌͌̆̑̕O̷̧̫͈̥̼̫̒̾́̔̋̌́́̈́̇͋͐͝͠͝ͅŸ̸̲͙̠̳̭̗́̍͊͌̉͌̐͌̏͒̌͂̚O̷̧̫͈̥̼̫̒̾́̔̋̌́́̈́̇͋͐͝͠͝ͅŸ̸̲͙̠̳̭̗́̍͊͌̉͌̐͌̏͒̌͂̚ BIGOT Ǵ̵̨̢̢̛̖̺̣͓͖͎̥̝̖̬̦͍͍͉̟͉̞̈͌͛͐͛̀͑͆͒̑̋̎̈́̋͌̏̊̒͋̈̾̚͜͜͝R̷̡̡̪͔̩̲̬̹̳̞͓͓̙̬̺̜̠̄̈́̓͋͊̽͠͝Ạ̴̥͎̦̜̈́̓̌̈̒̓A̸̡͈̲̟͍̬̜̯̘̼͍̔̚Ã̶̼͎͔̜̺͐̀̆̋͒͂̊̾̑̃͊͛̋̍̇̑̓̈́͐͊̔́̅"

Cado looked at feral knowing his time is up. He had fought hard but lost in the end. But no matter how much goyslop mcdonalds he ate he knew that it would not end like this. As feraljak approached Cado grabbed his knife and said

"Hey feral"

"Veganism is for pussies. Meat for life bitch"

Feral raged and lunged at feraljak. Speaking the marks of the beast as a feral monster

Ȓ̷͓̩͊͊̎͋̇͂͘Ȃ̵̢̛̯͖̭͒̇̇͌̓͘͠Ą̶̲̜̃͛̓͆͌̐̊̈́̔͌͜A̶̧͙̜̭̱͔͉͗̈́̔͜͝A̷̞͖̎͒̀̄̈͐̊͠B̷̧̯̫́͒̐̍͝İ̵̧̩̖̟̺͚̲̹̝G̸̢̱̞͉̙͐̽̑̿̆͌͜Ơ̴̻͎̯̤̟̺̭̘̆Ṱ̵̡̑̄̃B̶̧̘̮̦̳̻͓͓͍̔̄̾̽̐͜Ī̴̢̙̲̩̯̱͎̫̥̭͕́̈̊̕̕̕G̴̨̑O̸̦͛̓̌̇̽̕͠Ţ̴̹̳̣̹͕̠͉̫̗̔̒̄̏͑̓̚͝B̴̛̪͎̞͔̺̪̤͖̲̾́͑̑̀͑͝ͅĮ̵̛̺͎͎̳̬̈̈͛̈́͒̒̓̚͝ͅͅǴ̵̪͓͕̜̖̩̜̟̺̔͘͜͝O̶͍͎̱̲͂́̈́̕ͅȚ̵̨͔̲̞̯̥͎̒̓ͅ.̵̲̋̑͗̈̇

̶̨̙̣͍͔͉̰̪͓̲̫̑̈̈́̈́́͑̄͆͛͆̽͠T̶̠̹̮̖̠̟̝͑̾͐̈́̇̚͝h̵͉̤̾̍̆͒̐͐͑̊͘̚̚e̴̬̰̻̮̙͆̃̋̑̃̅̌̕͜ ̵̛̻͔̺̜̟̥̼̘̦̳͆̈̿́̓̉̕͝ͅŚ̸̳̝͈͇̩̻̲͉̆̊̔̊͆́̚p̴̨̬̱̪̘̥̱̫͎̼̼̎̿͐í̵̗͖̺̰̝̺͛͜r̷̨̡̛̛̹̮̲̞̱̯͇͍͉̿͂́̇͗͆̏͝ḯ̷̖̹̙͙̻͆̔̇́t̷̙͍͕̥̞̳̱͔͇͛͆͋̃͊̀̄͊͐͜͝͠ ̵͍̒̏̂̇̇̈ō̷̡̭̥͔̳̹̮͚̹̑f̵̡̦͓̬̭̜͔̲̰̲̟̍͛̍͛̽͒͑͆͊̇ͅ ̷͖̪͍̳̭̞́ͅt̴̢̮̞̜̩̠̹́ͅh̷̲̤̍̔̏͊̅͗e̴̠͚̲͌ ̷̺̂̑͑̈͘L̴̢̢͙͎̘̪̟̮͙̦͌͗̊̊ͅo̴̲̝̟͈̬͘͘r̴̨͙̭̬̫̩̳͍̿͋͊͛ͅͅd̶̳̱̯̖̟̦̬̰̗́̔ͅ ̷͇̦̈́̾͌̈́̈́̏̈́͛͝í̵̛̱̅̌̄͘͝ṣ̸͎̞̀̀͆̒͐͋͒͝ ̸̦͍͛̆͊̀̽̚͘͝͠ͅo̷̝͍̙̭͖̼͙̽ǹ̴̛̘̏̀̓͂͗͌̍̈́̓͜ ̷͈̩̣̮̈́͒̚ͅḿ̴̨͇̝̙̞̩e̵̡̬̫̝̫̦̿͑͒͐̐̚̚,̶̢͖̣̺͚̥̙̗̈ͅ

̵̢̢̮͚̘̬͎̝͕͉̫̓ͅb̷̢̡͚̣̲͚͇̤̯̠̽̎̿͘e̶̡̥̹͔̜͌̔̀͑͛̒́c̶̟̤̭̆̐̂͂̌͐͗a̴̛͔̤͓̣̩̠̫̫͕̯͎̒̽́̏̐̀̑͐̅̕u̴̢͇̹͈͍̬̙̅͗̆̎̒́̍͛̔͘͝ͅs̴̢̧͈̜͓̤͍͈͓̜̭̃͗̋̚͜è̴̡̺̬̻̝̰͓̠̤̯̀͠ ̴͓͙̰̰̥̫̗̰̈́̓h̷̢̺̙̥̜͕͙̭̝͍̩̗̊̓ȩ̶̨̙̳̥̖̬͚̫͐͝ͅͅ ̶̨͛͊̂ḩ̷͖̗̲̙̞̘̹͒̓͑̍̎̕͝͝a̵͕̹̘̤̹̞̙̜̩͊̽̈́̀͆͑͐̚͝s̴̰̱͎͎̖̞̫͓͗͜ ̷̡̩͎̦̥͈̄́̽͊͒̀̾̄͌̌͝ͅͅͅä̷̢̧̰̲͇̟͎̝̱̇͌͊͆̈́ͅṅ̸̲̠̣̏̋̊͘ͅo̵̢̨̲̖̦͈͗̈́̚͜ḯ̵̢͇̭̙̅n̷͚̦̺̮̟͇͇͎̖̓̒̎̚͘̚t̴̗͂̇͌̄̽̋̄e̵̞̫̲͉̰̼̖̥͌͛̐̾̿̎̓̈́̚̕͜͠͠ḑ̶̛͓͔̝̱̯̰̗̜̰̠̒̿̿̍̀͘ ̶̼̥̝̯̤͓͕͊̓̚͠͝͝m̵̺͙͙̘͙̖̼̠̻̝̤̫̓́̆̒̃̏͝ȩ̶̛̤̳̙̻̥̘̝̂̂̓̅̽̏͠ͅ

̷̣̖̠̬̗̤͙̘͎̬̲̘̿̈́̋̾͑̔̽͗̆̉ẗ̵̡̫̗͓̮̝̜̜̞̦̼́̈̇͂̐̓̈́̎̕ǒ̷̢̢͌̍̑̾̉̿͜ ̴̨̣͉̝̤̇̔̒̌̋p̴͕͂ͅȓ̸͚͕̬̬̮̜̻̲͉̭͊͘o̷̢̲͐̀̋̌͒̓̿́̓̿͜ͅc̸̢̹̩̈̃̈́͂͋͂̈̽͌̃l̴͓̱̜̞̻̞̹̫͐͐ͅͅâ̵̜̱i̷͈͑̽͑̿̆͛̉̎̚͝m̴̠͇̼͆̋͋͋̂́̏̕ ̵̭̹̜̠̲͖̜͉̗͕͗́͂́g̵̨̭̳͍̺͍̅̄̌̚͝ͅơ̶̳̩̳̦̞̮̆̉̀́̽́̀̀͠o̴̢͈͇̞̗̱͑̍̽͌́̈́́͘̕͝͝d̶͎͚͎͎̹̥̦̙̭̦̞̈͜ ̵̹̤̤̰̅̀ñ̸̡͉̮̦͔̘̳ę̶͔̮͖̭̪͙͆́́̎͆̄w̷̨̻̩̞̗͍̱̪͑́͋̉̚ͅș̸̢̹͔͇̝̖͎͆̂͂͜ ̶̡͍̼̈́̌̿̊̄͗̊͌͆̓͘t̸̛̛̺̳̠̯̯̬̻̘̻̅͐͐̏͋̿͌͘o̵̞̰̖̘̱̹̻̺̪̎̐̋͠ ̴͓͈̰̭̖̳̬̤͙̟̥͆̓͗̇̈́̈́̂ť̸̛̖͇̗̺̜̰̮̯̄̋̐̈̔ȟ̷̢̡̨͖̠̗̯̥͚͗̀̑͗͊̓̓͂͂̇̉e̶̟̖̮̤̰̪̬͙̬͋͗̇͝ ̸̟̻̞̅p̵̠͑̆̎͗̀̒̔̒́̆͠o̸̪̯̬͙͍͛ȍ̷̡̧̢͍̱̝͙̱͜ͅr̷̝̥͉̰̘͔̩̟̰͒̈́̍̍́̾͐̊̑.̴̼̦̻̔̓̌̉̀̈́̐̈́̀͑̌̊

̸͉͉͚̩̆̊͗͛̈́̈̐̓͝Ḧ̸̞͈͉́ȩ̷̩͍͎͚̠̈́̒̈́ ̸̨̳̦͕̩̰͇̗̻̓̍͋̅́͌̈́͂̒̚͝͠h̶̡̛͙̙̮̼̱̺̩̹̞̹̀́̿̓̓̾̆̿̏ā̵̧̛̮͆̊̔́̓̇͘͝s̸̛̯̬͔̗̗̣̥̕ ̷̛̥̏͋̓͊̆͒s̷̮̈̌̒̄̏͘ẹ̸̈̀̈́̀̄̒͘͝͠͠ñ̶̥̊̓̈́ͅt̷̅̅͜ ̷̭̗̖͂̔̀̿m̸̰͆̋̅̾̀͐̉͆̈́͝͠e̴̢̩̭̟̖͖͓̟͔͎̿͝ ̷̝͉̫̬͉̋̐̽̏̚̚t̶͇̹̠͓̭̙͕̰̝̿͌̎͜o̵̢̜̤̥̳̪̙̠̫̼͊͊̏̈́͐̈̾̽͋̀ ̴̢̳̝̳͓͈̓p̴̧̖̩̪̺̯̹̺̳̱̦̏͑̽r̷̤̜̞̪̠̊͗õ̷̜̮̱̭͈̺̥̦͔̤̥͂̏͌̒̽̑͐̕͝͠c̵̝̺̄́̆̔̀̑̚͘̚̚͝͠l̶͕͓̖͓͋͆̆̎͌̂͗͑͊̂͝ǎ̶̭̟̲̫̦͋͒̓͌̇͗̍̈́͜î̷̜̜̤̼̥̝͔̠͖̌m̶̯̟͆̉̑̐̾̿̏̃̕ ̶̢̳̜̮͇̠͖̬͒̈́̂̃́͛͜f̸̣̰̖̙͍͙͓͎̀̌̈́̊̂͑̀͂̉̾̌r̸̨͚̆̑̈́͂̍͛̈́̊̒͛̓͜͝è̶̡̖͈͓̠̺̣̝̼͕͚̙͗̀̽͐̒͝e̷̢͍̟̲͓͕͕̯̮̤̯̱̾d̴̢̧̨̹͕̥̙͖͐͂̄͆̇͊͛̍̽̎͘͘ǫ̸̪͍̩̜̦̥̱̩͙̯͆́̋͊̓̽̏͜m̸̡͙̫͚̙̖̫̫͙̟̠͂̑̋̾̚̚͘͝ͅ ̸̤̹͔̤͆́̆͋̀̽́̎̾̌͐͘ͅf̵̤̥̗̘͈̳̮͌̇͌ố̷̧͇̮͚͍͔͕̙̝͈͎̠͐̓̋͗̉̚r̵̯̩̩͉̳̪̭̜̥̬̹͐͊̂̅͆͗̂͒̔͌͛͝ͅ ̵̢͛̌̎̈͑͆́̚͘͘͝ţ̴̢̛̺̼̱͎̟͖͓͖̋̽͘͠ḩ̴͔̃̿e̵̢̩͒̄̕ ̷̧̩̪̲̬̾̐͊̽p̴̨̛͇̮̯͖̯͕̖̈̈̽̉͋́͂̕͝ṟ̷̮̙̦̳̮̺̓͒̎̊̑͊̀̒̅͜͝i̸̡͕͕͌͋̐̓̃͌̿s̷̪̻͔̑́ö̶̡͕͇̣̫̙̮̲̅n̴̡͓̱̲̤̞̬̎̑̈́ę̶̡̡͙͕͕̟̥͎͈̼́r̴̮̈́͆̓̒̈̆̇̐͋͝s̶̡̱͎͓̬͔̗̋̃͑͆̍͒́̀̍̌̔͝

̴̢̰̦͎̤͉̘̹̬̼̔ą̴̧̡̫̥̘͔̥̤̱̍͒̇̂̈́n̶̺̣͇̮͎͖̈̈̇͆̈́̕͝͠ḑ̵͕͔̘͚̫͚̾̄̃͂̏̏̍̓̂̓̕͝ ̸̜͙͙̹͖̮͙̥͖͕̓̽̽͋͆́̌̎͝r̸̢͙̗̝̈ë̷͓̤̰̻̥̑͗̋̈͗̏̈́͗͠c̵̨̬͗̆̈́̈̚ô̵̟̇̒͗̀͐̇͊v̸̪̼̽̿̇́̀̔̀́̀̓̚ę̶̬̰͓̝͈̜̩͂͛͆ŗ̷͈̮̩̱̀͒̄y̸̨̨͙̝̯̪͕̋͐̓̈́̔͋̽̍̌̏̋ͅͅ ̴̖͉̫̠́̌ỏ̶̢̢̻̣̠̙͕͓͎̹̂̊́̐͋̏̓̓͝f̵̬̦̹͇̳͓̻̩͗͒͂̒͘ ̶̝̦͙̰̼͍̬̟̙̓̅s̸̤͇͔̳̩̘̞̰̳̱̾̒ǐ̷͚̫̤̰̰̦̳͐̄̚͜͜g̷̢̓͋͌̒́ḧ̶̡̝̦̹͉͙̪̫͉̣͒͒̔̍̒͂͝t̷̡̟̩̰͉̘̳̣͂̅̽̅̍̈̆̆͜͜ ̶̲͍͉̹͓̮̉̀̓̄̀̄̈̅̚̕f̸̢̢̧̳̬̻͕͓̪̜͊͂͊ͅo̸̡̗̲̮͕̖̪͚͈͛̄͆̑̾̎̚͠ͅr̶̝̙̭̙̤̗̩͓̗̞̻͕̂̽ ̷̡̩͈̖̌t̸͙͇̤̠̫͍͌̀̔̇̚͠͝h̶̙̞̿e̴͓͙͊͜ ̷̢̨̤͇̩̭͖͂͊̅͜b̷͇͔͇̩͓͍̼̬̈́̿̀͝ͅl̸̢͎͕͖̤̝̪̰͔͈͙͙̎́̉̿̒̇̉̒̚̕ǐ̶̩̲̊̇̿ņ̸̯̂̄d̴̟͇̻̗́̉̀̑̐̎̓́͌͆̈,̷̨̡̲̠͈̫̪̻̜̟͚̐͝

̸̰͌̈́͂͜t̵̙̖̭̑̽o̵͈̦̬̐͐̄̉̀͐̓̈́̕ ̶̤̯̞̞̝̦̗̘̉̌̀̐ș̴͎̙̮̒̈́̃̓̏͘ͅe̶͓̝͉̠͓̖̎̂́̐̐͐̓͝͝t̸̨̡̢̼̫͚͕̮̺̰̉ ̵̡̬͍̠̗̭̮͎͖̟͎̔̈́͗̃͝t̶̹̽͌́h̴̨̧̖͇̱͇̻͐̈́̋̍̓͂̓͑̽e̷̱̬̠̹͑͋̀̋̾̓̌̚ ̸̘̲̼̺̳̾̅͊͊̽͋̽̚o̸͇̯̗͖̩͕͑͊̓̿͂͒̏p̴̠͚̟̠͂̾̆͗̾̓͗̾͂̉̚p̵̛̘͍̦͚̈́̋́̾̑r̵͍͖͚̦̱͚̯͍͙͇̎̆́ȩ̶̢͙̖̮̞̬̗̗̝̈̽̈́̂̈́́̒̎͜͝ͅs̸̛̼̀͗̈́͝ŝ̴̛͈̋̒̀e̸̥͈͐̔̈́̋̂̉̔̿̂͛́͠d̴̥́̄̃̎̃̅̏ ̵̟̫̥̳̋̈́͘͝f̶̞̬̲̩̟̅̐͛̓̀́̅͆̕͘ŗ̷̧͙͓̙̟̯͔͆̃̾́͊̾̎̕̕͘͝ể̵̻̺̤͍̰̹͎̮͓̞͝ę̶̢̛̣̜͈̟͎̒͑̿̊̏͒̍̎͜ͅͅ.̶̧̛̙͕͖͕̩͇̯̘͆̉̀ ̸̡̟̩̿͛̈́̊̋̈́́́T̵͇̝̟̺̀̄̈̅͐̓h̶̠̩̿̌̇͐́̉͆͂̓o̶̗̺̘̦͎̠͇̫̣͌̆u̶̘͙̫̹͈̫̍͝g̵̨̨̱̠̼̳̲̬̉̈́̿̿̈͜h̴̢͈͇̰͙̙͖͈͙̋̾̏̕̚ ̸͈͔̖̄͊̆̓͌̚̕ͅa̵̮̭̳͉͉͙̭̋̀̏̎̉̈́͌ṋ̵͍͚̣͉͒̍̑̆̒̓͑̔ ̷̤̖̼̤̕͝a̷͎̞̱̱͙̗̞̩͉̿͝͠r̷̢͔͖̗̭̭̗͎̩̯̖̔͋́̅̑͂̽̐̏͋͝m̶̦̫͍̗̹̹̘̌̔̾y̷̛̩̬̹͓̦̖͒̌͆ ̷̢͓͇̮̜̗̠̈́͂͛̂̽͐̿̓̅̕b̶̟̼̟̼͎̔͂̕e̸̥̯͖̞͚̩͔͛̔̓͆̀͂̋̕̕͠ͅs̷̘̰̮͉̝͐́̍͜ị̶̩͓̻̿̆̾̌̽̈́̉̆̋̿͌͜͠ĕ̵̫͉͈̞̞̔̚g̴̙͚͍͐̚͜e̷̡̨̘̪̱̻̳̪̬͎̋ ̴̧͔͈̝͉͈͋̈͆̾̒m̶̥͚̥̝̤̯̮͖͓̽̀̇͂ë̷̺̻̮̲̣͎̗̦́͐̈́̇̊,̵̧̛̹̜͖̭̥̗

̸̠̥̰͖̹̹̯̈́͌͆́͗̉̏̂̉̆̕̚m̵͚̊̐̀͋͘͠ỳ̸̙̝̈͋̂́͝ ̸̗̺͇͎̪̒̔̃̉͛ͅh̵̭̖̭͓̺̭̤̳̐̽͊̎̏è̸̢̛̝͎͚̺̠̅͊̅̍͠͝ͅa̶̡̯̞͍̣̭̖͎̝̲̾̉͊͊̋͊͑͘͜r̷̡̧̳͕̙̘̖̗͓͊͐̈́̌̈́̉̐̇̇͘͠ṭ̷̦͈̫̃̆̔͊̔͂͐͐ ̵̨͕̩̲̠͌͆̓̈́͝w̷̥͈̼̟͎̝̼̟̦͛̔͛͗͌̅͊͝į̵̗͓̩͈̓͑̐́̔l̸̗̙̟̝̬̺̞̼̪̓͜ḻ̴̨̗͈̪̘̘̱͇̖̪͐̈́̓͒̾̀̓̈̔͜͠ ̷̢̧͍̟̪̬̱͈͐̐̎̂n̵̢̢̡̡͓̯̱͛͋̇̃͜͝o̵̭̻̺̤̪̝̣̹͓̤̎̍͌̀͆͋̑͑̿̑͂t̵̢̡͍̥̂̿̌̓͘̚͝ ̷̽̉̿͐̀͐͜͝f̷̝̳̞̘̝̣̖͇̱̔͆̐͗̅̈́̎̾̊̆͝e̴̡̲͇͕̙̩̝̖̓͒̂ä̵̡̪̘̑̔̋̈́͒̽͘͜ͅr̷͙͚͎͔̟͚͈͊͌͛́̏͐͗͐;̵̢̞͙͕̖̠͍̓̃͆͜

̴̩̖̟̠̾̑̒̈́̂t̷̬̭̞͒̃͑̚͠h̴̢̪̮͍̣͙͚̋ǫ̷̜̜͔̂̈́͋͆̾̄̚̕͠͝ͅų̵̯͉͔͎͓̥͔̊̀̆̈̐̿͜ͅģ̴̛̼̭͉͔͚͉̎ḧ̵̰̪͓̲̲̦̖́̄͐̀̇ ̴̢̯̘̰̳̈̄w̶͇̠̌̀̀͂͘͘ä̶̢̢̦̥̻̻̠́̊͂̈́̋̿r̸̡̢̧̫̠͚̞̫̼̤̹̐̔̏̊̐̅̈́ ̷̖̓̋ḃ̸̜̼̮͚͙̱͇̠̲r̸̜̱̪̱͓̹͉̟̦̤͌͛̂͂̈́̆̎̌͋̃̕͠ȩ̸̨̛͍̎͆à̷̛̠̞̫̯͚̠̀́̆̾ḱ̷̛̯͈̻͖͚̺̲͛̄̒̑ ̷̦̻͉̂̑̓̓̀͠ō̵̡̪̣͆̿̓̎̌̀̎ư̶̺̫̪̔̌͐̀̚͜t̵̘̃̋͑̎͂̀̄̎̋̋ ̷̡̧͖̜̲̤̇͗̉͐̀̿̕͝a̶̜͒̈́́̑͌̓̍̊͝g̸̳̫̳̩̹̎̾̅͋̒͘͠ͅą̶̨̛̛̫͖̪̫̱͔̋͑̀̈́̔̽̓̆̚͘͜ĭ̷̠̬̠̝͚͍̬̀̒͝n̴̛͈̄́̒͋̂͑͗͘̚s̴̠̝̅̆t̷̤͍̟͚̜̭̟̔͐̊͆͌̈̉̾͛͛͝ ̵̨̬̘̫̤͚̳͍͎͎͌̋̃͗͐̒͜͝m̵̝̘̺͖̰̬̤͓̭͕̖̥̊͆e̷̡͙̱͓͈̳̟̽́̈,̴͇̟͕͉̥̱͐̐͊̄̏̉͗̆̏͠

̶̝͒̾̈̉͑̈́̓̏͑͂̔ȇ̷̢̊̌̚v̴̳̗͊̃̓̂͂͛̓̚͠e̸̦̳̬̟̮͍̬͖̤̾́͂͝n̶̛̞͖̥̙̠̣̽̓̌͊̿̿̓̏̆̋̚ ̶̡̪͉̱̯̙̼̫̭̞͑̔t̶̨̡͈̮̖͕͕͔͖͖̔ȟ̸̨̢̦̻̜̬̗̱̃͜e̵̮͍̯͇̦̤̹͒̾͂͜͠n̵̪͕͚̰̬̗̿̄̚͝͠ ̴͈͖͊̆́ͅI̶̻̙̦̿̀́̎̕͝ ̵̛̺̩̭͋̇́̀̂̋̅̚w̸͕̻̫͌i̵̢̮͓͖͕̟͉̲͉͈̦̅̔̆̓̓̓̋̑͗l̶͔̘̦̅̍̍͜l̷̜̤͎͑͐͊̊ ̴̨̛̯̫̟̟͐b̴̝̯̤̬̉̾̿̉́̊̏̽̂̓͊̿e̶̢̙̦͚̩̒̽̃͐͌̂̂̚͝͝ ̴̛̣͕͖̯̖̻̗̜͛͒̑͂͌͂͑̾̆͜͠c̴̢̥̣̖̙͋̑̄̀̃̈́̑́͜͝͝ơ̷̺̪͎̮͔̓̅̒̂̕͠ͅn̶̨̻̙̩͉͔̮̼̬̲̄̓̂̿̈̈́ͅf̵̪̠̜͚̭̹̍̆î̴͍̯̼̤̈́̏̅̾͐̎͜͝d̶̢̡̢̙̯̲̞͇̺̆̆̏͗̑̈́͘̚͜͝͝ę̴̛̞̬͉͖̱̼̲̥͔̂̈́̍̒̏̐n̴̪̘͌͛̈́̄́͌̈̈͘͠͝t̸͖̲̯͓̜̬͒.̵̢̧̲̱̯̤̭͉̖̰̯͂͜

right when he was about to rip Cados head clean off. Cado grabbed a knife and stabbed his fat "water weight" stomach. releasing a huge influx of gas that melted ferals skin. Feral screamed in pain damming him to DR facui.

Nigger cow who was watching from the distance got up, his stomach hurt like shit from his stomach poising. He fired his bow at the wounded fearljak fracturing his head killing him instantly. Watching cado slowly bleed out he left like a selfish little fuck. He walked for a mile and sat knowing the stomach poising would kill him.

And with that as David Thoughie was singing in his cave nigger cow died. leaving him the last one left

Participant	Ranking	Cause of death
David Thoughie		didnt die award
Nigger Cow		Food poisoning
Nikocado Avocado		Stabbed and left to die by nigger cow

History

On 15/09/2024 the first Soyim games thread was made, featuring people such as chud, 'cado, caca, Nigger Cow, and many more who were chosen by chuds in another thread. In the end David Thoughie was the winner due to nigger cow dying from being dumb. After it being a massive success and gaining a lot of attention from the soyteens, it was announced there will be another soyim game.