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Nova Online otherwise known as Gabriel Scrivener-Gage[1] is a pedophile diaperfag best known for being a retarded lolcow.[2] he lives at 3425 W Box Canyon Dr, Post Falls, ID 83854, United States[1] and his favorite pizza is a spinach feta with cheese.[3] he LOVES to boast about how much his user base loves him so make sure to order the ‘za on stream.[3] It’s widely known by now that Gabriel is a performative activist,[4] diaper faggot and unironic pedophile.[5] he usually hangs out on discord[6] with his faggot friends (who are most likely into diapers themselves) and to stroke his ego,[7] pretending he has thousands of loving fans instead of the same five faggots on kiwi farms.

Allegations

Diaperfaggotry

Gabriel is a well-documented online sexual deviant. and His ageplay kink has made him infamous among lolcows. in Around 2023-2024 Chatlogs and Videos came out of him Talking about his Ageplay fetish, while being overly sexual to minors. Gabriel's infamous sexual interest in age regression and ageplay is well-documented by the community. Initial efforts to suppress knowledge of it failed, and soon pictures of him wearing diapers and putting on pacifiers leaked onto the Internet. In these bouts, he adds explicitly toddler-like -isms to his speech (like 'star' becoming 'staw'), and has attempted to explain himself by saying that this isn't ageplay, but rather age regression—a genuine mental condition which affects some people. This, as expected, only mounted to the pile of evidence that he uses mental health to shield himself from criticism.

Grooming Minors

Gabriel, as above, is known to get off to all kinds of things involving kids. he is overly sexual towards minors in voice chats and discords, asking how often they masturbate and videocalling with them to ERP as toddlers pissing and shitting their diapers. fucking disgusting. this is most likely the result of being groomed. you can help by harassing him, ordering pizzas while he's streaming, and vandalising his faggy wiki ran by white knights.

Being an Annoying Faggot

HEY H3XED, FUCK YOU YOU TROGLODYTE LOOKING SELFISH WORSE THAN REGAL EAGLE FUCKING BITCH! I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN BULLYING A 19 Y/O WITH AUTISM AND MIGHT BE MY 13TH REASON. FUCK. YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 -Gabriel, being an annoying faggot in his discord

To say Gabe is annoying, or sensitive to criticism is the understatement of the millennium. after all, it's the reason why he's a lolcow. the only way to get any kind of rise out of him is to A-Log him in the kiwifarms thread, and pray to god that the other autistics don't mind and that he actually sees it.

Trolls

Gabriel has many trolls, far and wide in the Novaverse. doing the usual shit that trolls do by fucking with him.

h3xed

Tranny[8] that co-owns novaonline.wiki. (Not to be confused with novawiki.online). pretends to be le ebin troll but seethes if you fuck with him.[9] evidence that some of the spergs aspiring to be trolls should be trolled themselves.

pivö, M3GA, ZILLA

Three Trihard cord buddies responsible for hacking Gabe’s TikTok account, Nuking his personal ‘cord server, and putting porn on his KICK stream.

Regal Eagle

Often Considered to be the biggest troll in Nova History. not much else is known.