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Faggot
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THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ABOUT FAGGOTS! These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future. |
POOF!
>so long as they don't make it their whole personality or something
>it's the name of a dish and nothing
FAGGOTS AND FEMBOYS ARE HOMOSEXUAL VANTAYELLOW BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF /LGBT/!!!!!!!!!!!
A faggot (also known as a homosexual, fudge packer, sodomite, poof, bugchaser and queer) is a man who is sexually attracted to other men. Faggots are gross BRAVE, unhealthy STRONG, & mentally ill UNIQUE.
Faggots are notorious for their nightclub culture, but God was a homophobic chudcel and epicly trolled them by making STDs. Faggots love all kinds of degenerate and unnatural sexual acts, which causes issues like anal prolapse, incontinence and high rates of diseases such as syphilis, monkeypox, and AIDS. Faggots, especially bisexuals, are among you in large numbers.[1] This does not mean that you should be prideful of being a faggot however, because we WILL rip your nuts off, nigga.
Dykes[edit | edit source]
Dykes, also known as lesbians, are the female subvariant of faggots. They hit each other a lot for some reason and post slop online about yuri (lesbian romance anime, not Kuz) and how some anime is "queer-coded" even if it only has one gay character, AKA anyone with close same-sex friends. Azumanga Daioh, Lucky Star, Sailor Moon, and pretty much every anime with mostly female characters are all victims of this. Most dykes look like Peter Griffin or were otherwise ugly to the point where you're thankful that they're gay.
They also virtually all secretly love cock, since they use dildos to masturbate despite them resembling male genitalia. There are also a surprising amount of stories involving dudes picking up alleged dykes, further proving the theory that lesbians aren't real.
Bisexuals[edit | edit source]
Bisexuals, also known as baggots, biggots, or bykes, are a type of faggot who is attracted to both genders. They are best known for spreading aids to the opposite gender, being massive porn addicts, and being most trannies. They are the only people who have sex with trannies (because """""normal""""" fags are only attracted to people of their gender) thus they are one of the obstacles preventing TTD.
Aceggots[edit | edit source]
Aceggots, also known as asexuals, are folks who claim to have no sexual orientation/attraction. However, this is never actually the case, as most aceggots do in fact have fetishes and are sexual, contridicting the whole idea of being asexual. The idea is basically Never goon, but for annoying faggots who want attention.
Asexuality, since sexual attraction is engraved into humanity's very nature, is literally a mental illness. This is of course assuming it wasn't just made up by attention whores.
History and Reception[edit | edit source]
Historically, cultures and societies around the world have looked down upon fags for being genetic dead ends, and because they are weird and disgusting or however the anus is prolapsed. Despite this, concepts like acceptance were made popular in the western world by the Jews, allowing open faggots to band together and created the LGBT community, forcing people to accept them and lobbying the government to normalize faggotry. Around the same time, trannies were also popularized and accepted, and French philosophers tried normalizing pedophilia (and thankfully failed). Quickly afterwards, they all started dying of AIDS, also known as the Aryan Infidel Destruction Superweapon, which was created by Hitler's evil son.
In religion[edit | edit source]
God once dropped two faggot-incinerating TRVTHNVKES on two towns called Sodom and Gomorrah because of their faggotry. The concept of sodomy, AKA gay sex, is derived from this story. Gay Christians seethe over this fact and claim that he destroyed them because they were full of rapists or something. During the 1960's, Christian acceptance of gays started to go up, which marked a split between the liberal and the accurate interpretations of the Bible.
In a surprisingly based turn of events, Muslims throw faggots off buildings because it's haram to be a faggot according to Allah or however the infidel is beheaded. Some Muslims participate in Bacha Bazi, where they rape underage boys, however the based and trad Taliban imposed the death penalty for this degeneracy. This information proves once and for all that Warrior-Z is white.
Jews absolutely adore faggots, at least openly, but the acceptance of homosexuals within the Jewish community itself is vehemently fought against by Orthodox and Conservative Jews. Despite this pushback, Israel has one of the highest gay populations worldwide and is sometimes called the gayest country on earth, even though everyone knows that's Mexico.
In Nazi Germany[edit | edit source]
Adolf Hitler absolutely despised faggots and genocided them alongside Gypsies, Jews, trannies, and pedophiles. Many right-wing homos bring up Ernst Röhm whenever bigoted chudcels rightfully call them retarded for being in the most anti-faggot political group, even though they eventually killed him. Some even more retarded faggots claim that homosexuality was in fact normalized in Nazi Germany and was never persecuted. This, however, is super-ultra-mega-retarded.
What Faggots do[edit | edit source]
- Things I don't like
- Things (You) like
- Shove things into their urethra and asshole
- Post bait on soyjak.party
- Move threads unnecessarily
- Seethe on r/popheadscirclejerk
- Listen to Charli XCX
- Rape kids
- Watch RuPaul's Drag Race
- Do Poppers
- Do Ketamine
- Kill themselves out of shame
Notable faggots[edit | edit source]
- Nikocado Avocado, formerly.
- Your mom
- Trannies, aka Faggots 2
- People who play Deltatroon
- People who play Troondertale
- Allah
- Kuz
- Pyrocynical
- F1NN5TER
- Matthew Shepard
- MoistCr1TiKaL
- Froot
- Angeleno
- (You)
Citations
- ↑ a 'teen posted a poll asking other 'teens if they're faggots Although strawpoll may not be a reliable data, the recent polls with the default sharty poll feature unfortunately show similar results that are around 41%[OHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHAT IS THIS?]
| Faggot is part of a series on Mental health 
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
