CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Soyteen
A soyteen is a regular member of the Soy community and usually the 'Party.
Biological Characteristics
Soyteens are overwhelmingly male and tend to be ethnically European, as with the userbase of most imageboard sites. The intelligence of the typical Soyteen is unknown, though it is theorized that the mixed and occasionally interesting minds which inhabit the ‘party have evened it out to be on par with the general population.
The physique of the typical Soyteen is similarly unknown. The classic culture of the site and the founding principles of the Soyjak meme both center on an escape from decadence and an embracement of masculine characteristics. From this, we can assume that many Soyteens, especially longtime ones, maintain a respectable physical form. The existence of the /fit/ board supports this theory. However, the board fell into a dead status a long time ago, and as of February 21 2025 has served only around 3000 posts. This may indicate that the culture of the ‘party is quite indifferent to fitness.
Nate
Nate, the depiction of a soyteen, is usually based on Yotshitba, with the pigtails removed and hair turned yellow to resemble Minecraft namefag Nate, and the shirt covered in soot ev&o it resembles the star trek uniform.
Etymology
The term was initially used as an insult poking fun at the perceived age of 'teens. Eventually, the term lost its negative connotation and became a casual label used by the soy community itself, even the ones that have become adults.
Alternative names and derivations
Other names for users of soyjak.party were are
- Chud
- Chud SAGE!
- Chuddies
- 'teen (short for soyteen)
- soyCUCK
- soyTOT
- soyFOSSIL
- soycaca
- 'jakker
- nusoypeepeepoopoocacaslvttaclittycacacels
- basedjakspammer
- aryans
- wojackspammers
- Chinlet
Demographics
It is well known that around half of soyteens are underage, and therefore posters using “underage” as an insult are often likened to 4cuck oldfags. Also, a lot of soyteens are autistic[1]
