CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Dead Sharty theory
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The Dead Sharty Theory is a spin-off of the Dead Internet Theory proposing that Soyjak.party is completely and utterly dead, and all of its users are either AI bots or a handful of trolls kicking a dead horse. Snopes is still on the case as this theory may be considered alt-right disinformation propaganda.
A more popular theory would be that everyone on the site is just 1 person, samefagging everything
Sharty community contains only namefags,avatarfags and more, no person here wants to use /soy/ for soyduels nowdays,furfags post furry 'p in it,and jannies accept it.
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. MEDS, NOW!
