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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

> Because when the Europeans came on the ships and seen those African asses bouncing and titties jiggling, like National Geographic... Tall statures, thick thighs... They wuz blown away. Never seen bodies like dat til they landed in Africa, never seen big ass juicy slave titties with a nice big ass black-brown cheeks, bouncing as they run in the golden field of wheat... <


LowTierGod (also known as LTG for short, Black DSP, Darkersydephil) Powerword: Dale Emanuel Wilson is a nigger lolcow streamer who got ran out of the Fighting game community. He also made the "You should kill yourself NOW!" meme. Xe is best known for being in crippling amounts of debt, only wearing 100% polyester clothing, and not taking care of his daughter. LowTierGod has had a long history with many different streamers, like Viscant, some retard called brolylegs and some nophono pooner who later got kicked from fighting game tourneys later on. LowTierGod is also known to be wildly inconsistent for his opinions on niggas, sometimes praising them and others detesting them and calling them black Porsche monkeys. He has a particular niche of creating words and then obsessing over them, like matrix juice.

BBC fantasies

LTG is well known to be the most baitable streamer on the planet. At the time of 2020, LTG was well known for wilding on streams with BBC mom jokes and fantasies, these were such a common occurrence that they were compiled up to over 9 hours and 28 minutes of footage. His jokes including the Epson salt roast, the jungle, the mousetrap, the 13000 dollar disappointment, the dick-splash... The list goes on.

He's also known to make rape fantasies of his haters, and of his dear friend and chat moderator, rocks. He's made BBC fantasies of him chasing someone down in cloaks, running at him like wolves in black capes and then casually sexually assaulting him, made a bed time story of him also getting assaulted by a black matrix ghost.

Scholarly Vocabularly

Professor Dalauan Sparrow is known to have created a new version of the African American vernacular, things a "biscuit ass nigga" could never imagine. Things like cascading cream, peanut butter complex, cutting to precise, busting and robusting, turmoil inducing, twisting and twirling, oblivious, fathomized envisualization...