DarkSydePhil
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DarkSydePhil is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
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THIS TOPIC WAS WRITTEN BY HATEFUL DETRACKTORS, YOU WILL GIVE ME MONEY AND DISREGARD EVERYTHING HERE This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.
DarkSydePhil's name doesn't lieDarkSydePhil | |
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| Real Name | Phil Burnell |
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| Sharty Board | /dsp/ |
| Occupation | Lets Player, E-Begger |
| Networth | Bankrupt |
| IAS? | Debatable |
DarkSydePhil (also know as dsp and occasionally Dave), real name: Philip Paul Burnell (Born April 6, 1982 in Connecticut, United States) is an American YouTuber, kahntent creator and scammer[he just is, okay?] known for sucking ass at video games to the point of severe clitty leakage so much to the point that he has his own subforum dedicated to him on KiwiFarms.[1]A board about him was made on August 22, 2024 as a part of Froot's 113 Board Plan.
He has a nigger version called LowTierGod who ended up being more successful than him.
History[edit | edit source]
Dsp was born from two parents, thoughever he hates them now because they didn't buy him a heckin reddit wholesome wolverine figure, causing Phil to soyrage about this on camera decades later.[2] After working in the helicopter industry and as a wagie at Target or something, dsp participated in a street fighter tournament, and despite winning 4th place overall, he would still try to spin this as a TotalChudVictory by saying he was the best in player in America (even doe he only won cause there were no top American players in the tournament because it was done on an inferior port or something).
Rise to fame[edit | edit source]
Dsp would eventually become a let's player by recording his screen with a camcorder (it has the heckin sovl or something). That's when everyone realised he sucks at videogames despite being the only thing he did with his life. This, bundled with his constant cracking of unfunny jokes and asinine commentary while playing, made him infamous and generally regarded as one of the worst let's players of all time. This culminated in someone uploading a video of him playing mgs 3 (terribly) and gaining 2 million views[3], causing Pheel to seethe about it for years.
Career[edit | edit source]
Phil had a series of misfortunes that made his fans turn on him and his channel to get removed a few times. After people begun to make fun of him, he started becoming more bitter cause da detractors ruined his career or something. Eventually he stopped uploading playthroughs in 10 gorillion parts and went to streaming instead, so now he keeps leaking on stream about drama, his lack of success, having to pay bills, and playing goyslop games for a few shekels. All of this causes him to loose his /calmness/ and become more hated as a result.
Phil blames his subpar career on a conspiracy by kiwitroons to buck break him and his reputation, although he doesn't understand it's because nobody gives a shit about him or his content, people dislike him because his personality sucks and nobody wants to watch another let's player when there are better options available.
Jerking off incident[edit | edit source]
One of the most famous moment in his career was when he gooned live on stream to soytan scat porn hot blondes or something. This gave him enough popularity to be made fun off but not enough for anyone to actually become a fan of him.
Finances[edit | edit source]
Dsp is a broke ass nigga. He constantly complains about not having enough money to pay da bills. This is because he spent all his money on jpgs of men for a mobile game, when he should have obsessed over 'jaks instead because they are also jpgs of men but at least are free or something. He lost his monetization multiple times in his early days because rulecucks reported him for breaking the guidelines. He also once got demonetized for poking fun at the joos.
Eventually Phil actually went bankrupt and was gonna be raped by the IRS, but he's such a good scammer that he was able to outscam the jews by maxing out credit cards before filing for bankruptcy. Nowadays, most of his income is from grooming begging for money from autistic teenagers who are fans of him.
The /dsp/ Board[edit | edit source]
The board on the Sharty was a dead board (just like every board besides /soy/ and /pol/ thoughever). It was made for Froot's 113 Board Plan, but it had poor engagement like mostly newly created boards, although it did gain a tiny amount of traction before losing it again due to getting hidden for a couple of months. It's speculated that the lack of activity is due to soyteens' lack of interest in dsp because he's kiwitroon culture or whatever.
Content[edit | edit source]
In /dsp/ posters are called Jasper instead of the usual Chud in other boards. This is because Jasper is the name of dsp's cat or something. The posts there include what you would expect from dsp discussion on the Sharty, like commenting on Phil's life and content, either with serious regular discussion or humorously by soyquoting Phil or his detractors and occasionally gigaquoting either of them. This is because most posts are split between being against or in favor of Phil, either ironically or otherwise or however the Kino Casino goes. The empty nature of the board has also caused it to have some unrelated posts or posts related to other gegbvlls, though it has gained about 800+ posts and most are actually on topic, and that makes it better than /2988/ which means total Phil victory o algo. The board was shut down at some time along the other boards of the 113 Board Plan, but its memory lives in our hearts.[4][5]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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A Phil Soyjak usually posted on /dsp/. Based on a depiction from detractor channel Pigxar Animations -
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