DarkSydePhil

DarkSydePhil is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

THIS TOPIC WAS WRITTEN BY HATEFUL DETRACKTORS, YOU WILL GIVE ME MONEY AND DISREGARD EVERYTHING HERE

DarkSydePhil (real name: Philip Paul Burnell, a.k.a. DSP and occasionally Dave), is an American YouTuber, conntent creator and scammer^{[he just is, okay?]} known for sucking ass at video games to the point of severe clitty leakage (so much so that he has his own subforum dedicated to him on KiwiFarms.) A board about him was made on August 22, 2024 as a part of Froot's 113 Board Plan.

He has a nigger version called LowTierGod who ended up being more successful than him because BBC vvon or something.

History

DSP was born from two parents, thoughever he hates them now because they didn't buy him a heccin' Reddit wholesome wolverine figure, causing Phil to soyrage about this on camera decades later. After working in the helicopter industry and as a wagie at Target or something, DSP participated in a Street Fighter Turbo II tournament at EVO 2005, and despite only winning 4th place overall, he would still try to spin this as a TotalChudVictory by saying he was the best in player in America (ev&doe he only won because all the autistic American players boycotted the tournament because they used an inferior port or something).

Rise to fame

DSP would eventually become a Let's Player by recording his screen with a camcorder (it has the heccin' sovl or something). That's when everyone realized he sucks at video games despite being the only thing he did with his life. This, bundled with his constant cracking of unfunny jokes and asinine commentary while playing, made him infamous and generally regarded as one of the worst let's players of all time. This culminated in a YouTuber known as "evilaj2010" uploading a video of him playing Metal Gear Solid 2 (terribly) and gaining over 2 million views before being taken down due to fraudulent copyright strikes by a seething Phil. This video would inspire hundreds of other similar videos, all with "This Is How You DON'T Play (SNCA Game Here)" titles, clips consisting of DSPs most retarded moments playing said SNCA game, and screenshots of comments making fun of said retarded moments playing said SNCA game (many of which would go on to outperform his own videos, GEG).

Career

Phil had a series of misfortunes that made his fans turn on him and his channel to get removed a few times. After people begun to make fun of him, he started becoming more bitter cause der fuggen jardee detractors ruined his career or something. Eventually, he stopped uploading Let's Plays in 10 thrembillion parts and started focusing on streaming instead, so now he keeps leaking on stream about drama, his lack of success, having to pay bills, and playing goyslop games for a few shekels. All of this causes him to lose his /calmness/ and become more hated as a result.

Phil blames his subpar career on a conspiracy by KiwiTroons to buck break him and his reputation, although he doesn't understand it's because nobody gives a shit about him or his content, people dislike him because his personality sucks and nobody wants to watch his Let's Plays when there are better options available.

A gif of DSP gooning

The Gooning Incident

One of the most famous moment in his career was when he gooned live on stream to Soytan scat porn hot blondes or something. At first, he denied that he was jerking off and that he was just "scratching his leg", but after seeing how much attention (and potential revenue) the incident brought, he owned up to it and started reposting memes of it to try and keep it relevant (ev&doe everybody stopped caring about it for a week after.)

Finances

DSP is a broke ass nigga. He constantly complains about not having enough money to pay da bills. This is because he spent all his money on .JPGs of big, muscly homoerotic men for a mobile game, when he should have obsessed over 'jaks instead because they are also .JPGs of men but are at least free, or something. He lost his monetization multiple times in his early days because rulecucks reported him for breaking the guidelines. He also once got demonetized for making jokes about DA JOOOOOS.

Eventually, Phil actually went bankrupt and was gonna be 'aped by the IRS, but he's such a good scammer that he was able to outscam DA JOOOOOS by maxing out his credit cards before filing for bankruptcy. Nowadays, most of his income comes from grooming begging for money from autistic teenagers who are weens that like to watch him babyrage at video games fans of him.

The /dsp/ Board

The board on the Sharty was a dead board (just like every board besides /soy/ and /pol/ thoughever). It was made for Froot's 113 Board Plan, but it had poor engagement like most of the newly created boards, although it did gain a tiny amount of traction before losing it again due to getting hidden for a couple of months. It's speculated that the lack of activity is due to soyteens' lack of interest in DSP because he's KiwiTroon culture or whatever.

Content

In /dsp/, posters were called Jasper instead of the usual Chud in other boards. This is because Jasper is the name of DSP's cat or something. The posts there included what you would expect from DSP discussion on the Sharty, like commenting on Phil's life and content, either with serious regular discussion or humorously by soyquoting Phil or his detractors and occasionally gigaquoting either of them. Most posts were split between being against or in favor of Phil, either ironically or otherwise. The empty nature of the board had also caused it to have some unrelated posts or posts related to other gegbvlls, though it had gained about 800+ posts and most are actually on topic, and that made it better than /2988/ which means total Phil victory or something. The board was shut down at some time along the other boards of the 113 Board Plan, but its memory lives in our hearts.

Gallery

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  A Phil Soyjak usually posted on /dsp/. Based on a depiction from detractor channel Pigxar Animations
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