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SNCA:Train





A train is a vehicle that consists of freight cars and a locomotive. It travels on rails. The countries with the best trains are generally italy, america, russia, and albania.
They were invented by britbong btw.
Trains in italy
Common Uses
- Transporting people
- Transporting coal
- Hitting indians (saar please dont)
- Making autistic people happy
Relation to autistic people
the AVTISTIC MASTER RACE loves trains, for whatever reason. (Possibly due to Thomas the Tank Engine) We often like to spend hours watching them, and footage of highspeed trains. This is the same for planes, ships, cars, and the internet.
India
See also: Codex Pajeet
India's railways are the deadliest railways in the world. Even though India are suparpowar, they get killed by trains a lot. In 2014 the death count was 27k. In India cows also get run by trains, so i think Indians try to cope by trying to get revenge on trains.
^This is why pajeets should submit to xher british overlords


