SNCA:Train

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>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.


This is a train. You VVILL study its exact model.

A train is a vehicle that consists of freight cars and a locomotive. It travels on rails. The countries with the best trains are generally italy, america, russia, and albania. The process in which these magical industrial goliaths attract the pajeet race is currently unknown. Some soyientists speculate the noises of trains driving through tracks sounds like cows walking to pajeets, which are holy to them or something

They were invented by britbong btw, if that even matters.

Trains in italy[edit | edit source]

Trains in Italy are divided into regional trains and high-speed trains. The most commonly know high speed trains are italo and frecciarossa trains, italo being the newer company, and frecciarossa the more known. Freccia rossa trains are part of the ETR series, which includes models such as freccia argento, frecciabianca, and freccia link, meanwhile italo trains are more or less the same.


regional trains are mainly divided between trenitalia and the newer hybrid models, whose names are taken from music genres.

Common Uses[edit | edit source]

  • Transporting people
  • Hitting indians (saar please dont)
  • Making autistic people happy

Relation to autistic people[edit | edit source]

The AVTISTIC MASTER RACE love trains, for whatever reason. (Possibly due to Thomas the Tank Engine) They often like to spend hours watching them, and footage of high-speed trains. This is the same for planes, ships, cars, and the internet. But trains are predominantly the symbol of autistic hyper-fixation.

India[edit | edit source]

See also: Codex Pajeet

India's railways are the deadliest railways in the world. (Because their natural predators are trains.) Even though India are suparpowar, they get killed by trains a lot. (Because their natural predators are trains.) In 2014 the death count was 27k. In India cows also get run by trains, so i think Indians try to cope by trying to get revenge on trains. (This is partly because the natural predator of the Pajeet is the Locomotive.)

^This is why pajeets should submit to xher british overlords

Do not redeem Bastard Bloddy.