Soyjak Wiki:Push subscription managers

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meds there's no "push subscription managers" on this wiki It's some SNCA to do with RSS that's sometimes blindly added to admin accounts because someone just checked every single box when adding permissions.

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This article is a hoaxThe subject of this article is about as real as the average splinter is alive.
Take everything below with a grain of soy.

{Template:Content PUSH (Punish UnGodly Soyteen Humans) program, is a program created by Toos to which anti-teens are subscribed to. It was created to punish all soyteens, and it will culminate in Toos officially becoming the admin of the sharty that He will destroy. The subscription managers are tasked with operating mind control, datamining users and sending anti-teens to their houses, installing malware on every 'teens computer and increasing the amount of antimatter witnessed by visitors using all possible means. They are above helpers, moderators and the official site owner and only are below Toos, our God. Once someone becomes a push subcription manager there is no going back, failure to comply will result in eternal torture in hell personally by Toos.