7upsi

7upsi logo.

This is an actual ad for a non-sproke soft drink. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind this other brand's manufacturers that they do it for free.

7upsi is the PepsiCo competitor to Sproke, it is distributed via mixing 7up with Pepsi.

7upsi tends to be enjoyed more by frogs rather than soyjaks however, while Sproke takes the lead in Soyjak regions. However you will occasionally see a Soyjak enjoying a bottle of 7upsi every now and then and some say that 7upsi tastes even better than sproke but this is highly controversial.

The ACTUAL TRUTH About 7upsi

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

7UPSI IS INVENTED BY THE 'POND TO TRANSFORM UNSUSPECTING 'TEENS INTO FROGPEDOS. DRINKING IT WILL SLOWLY START TO TRANSFORM YOU INTO A FROG WITH BIG NIGGERLICIOUS LIPS AND BIG EYES. DO NOT FUCKING DRINK 7UPSI, DO NOT, I DRANK IT AND I HAVE ALREADY STARTED TURNING GREEN. THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST FUCKING EDI- oh nononononononononononoooo NUSOISPROKEGOLOBOLOMOSHOMORAMANAMADUPO WHAT IS THIIIIS