Sproke

Officially Endorsed by BadlandsChugs himself

The current Sproke can design (2018-present)

sprokie sproke

This page is a gemerald.

Sproke is a gemerald.

Sproke® is a delicious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola, and it is enjoyed by many soyjaks around the world.

Popularized by Dr. Sprokeberg as a treat to calm down patients suffering from schizophrenic delusions, Sproke® exploded within the Soysphere as a drink everyone can enjoy. However, there have been reports that Sproke® could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to the mind-altering chemicals including cocaine present in the drink. This is peer reviewed.

The taste of Sproke® is best described as a more intense Sprite Cranberry, including hints of spice from the Coke complemented by the sweet and cool taste of the Sprite.

History

>	>I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke time, dude!	<
/qa/, Anonymous, Mon, 07 Dec 2020, 19:38:55, No.3685756

The first Sproke commercial, circa 2004.

On /qa/ and the Sharty

On the 7th of December, 2020, the first ever Sprokepost® was created, marking the start of Sproke's legacy in the Soysphere. 1257 posts later, and Sproke® was officially established as a notable meme within /qa/. It is speculated that many of the early posts were shilled by the same person, namely, the Ashbie poster, however, there is no definitive proof of that outside of images.

Even after /qa/'s death, the Sproke® meme carried on, being posted by Soyteens galore, as well being incorporated into Soy Media such as Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors, officially solidifying its status as a gem.

History on the Web

On May 29, 2003, an aspiring scientist by the name of djnugget84 posted a logo concept for Sproke on DeviantArt, stating "I always wanted them to do a run of mix sodas and this, I beleve[sic], would have been a hit".

Around this time, Dr. Sprokeberg used a custom Sproke® formula to treat schizophrenic patients, which would later backfire, causing the death of Dr. Soyberg, and eventually leading to the closure of the Asoylum.

First recorded in 2004 and released to the public in 2007, a group of 9th graders (Heesuk Byun, Matthew Chiam, Frank Chu, Michael Doyle, Joon Kwak, Alex Lam, and Kazune Obata) would create the first ever Sproke® commercial.

The first Sproke logo (2003-2015)

Logo History

As times changed, The Sproke Company® started to realize that their 2003 logo had started to become outdated, so they set up a bounty within the Sproke Company®, promising to pay $5,000,000 USD to anyone able to make a better, newer logo. In 2015, graphic designer NS-Games would propose a redesign of the classic Sproke can for the modern age. The Sproke® higherups were pleased with the design, paying NS-Games the $5,000,00 as well as adopting it as their Corporate Logo.

In 2018, Director of Creative services of Sproke® Germany would release an ad campaign featuring a new can design for the German public, as well as exclusive merchandise for the first 100 people to buy the redesigned Can. Sproke® loved the can redesign so much that they made it official globally, marking a new era for Sproke®.

The current Sproke logo (2015-present)

Variants

After the first sip you'll be speechless!

Sproke® variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite/Coke content.

• Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
• Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
• Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke
• Sproke: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
• Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke (also known as a Parisian Sproke)
• Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
• Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke

Homemade Formula

During the Covid-19 pandemic, The Sproke Company® released a homemade formula similar to Sproke®, and is detailed as follows:

1. Grab two containers (Sprite and Coke) that store any of the following volumes:
   • 12 fluid ounces / 355 milliliters (Sproke Can / Small Bottle)
   • 16.9 fluid ounces / 500 milliliters (Sproke Bottle)
   • 33.8 fluid ounces / 1 liter (Large Sproke Bottle)
2. Mix those two containers equally (i.e. 12 fl. oz. Sprite, + 12 fl. oz. Coke) in a bottle as large as you like (i.e. a 24 oz. bottle).
3. Stir it until it becomes a smooth mixture
4. Enjoy!

Sproke X-TREME® (Energy Drink version)

Sproke X-TREME® is a entirely new suger-free proprietary blend of coca cola, the lemon-lime sprite soda, and traces of beryllium to give you the thrill of not knowing what your lungs are doing. It fizzes harder, hits faster, and is ONLY banned in one country! The formula is not currently known.

DISCLAIMER: Sproke® Industries assumes no liability and is not responsible for the slight possibility of: shortness of breath, spontaneous coughing, weight loss, fatigue, schizophrenia, fever and one beginning to believe that they're the opposite sex.

A box of Sproke® powder.

Sproke® Powder

A fairly obscure Kool-Aid successor only sold in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Scandinavia, and Eastern Europe (Known there as “Sprǒkaš Drǐnkaš”). Recalled after cancer-causing substances were discovered within the powder's formula.

Sproke-related Media

The cover of the book.

Thus Sproke® Zarathustra

Thus Sproke® Zarathustra, also known as Also Sproch Zarathustra in German, is a A24 coming-of-age book written by the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. It's one of Chud's favorite books. deals with ideas about the Übersproke, the death of Sproke®, the will to drink Sproke®, and eternal recurrence (of drinking Sproke®).

German Ad Campaign

The campaign that led to Sproke's brand new can design, which has been used since 2018. These were revealed slowly to the public through facebook.

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  Sproke wallpaper.
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  Sproke "Mix it"
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  Sproke socks.
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  Sproke shoes.
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  Sproke bag.
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  Sproke can opener.
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  Sproke ad finale.

Sproke® Competitors

The inventor of Samsry in front of his creation.

The logo of 7upsi.

This section contains actual ads for non-sproke soft drinks. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind these other brand's manufacturers that they do it for money.

Dr. Fapper (this has been debunked by independent fact checkers)

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

One very nassy and coaly day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as schizo, for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE®" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.

To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He used his mother's sodas concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "MYMYYYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from. I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well. Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin. MEDS Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by Big Sproke This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke® will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste. SILENCE SCHIZO Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.

Is Dr. Fapper made of Fanta and Doctor Pepper? That would explain the name. ^{[DO NOT INVESTIGATE]}

Samsry

The most successful Chinese alternative to Sproke®. It was created by an alchemist named Soyi Lentu, in reponse to the ruling government's suppression of Sproke®. It reigned as China's favorite drink during the 20th century, and successfully branched out to different nations. Despite recently falling out of favor, Samsry remains popular in certain regions within Asia.

Perry

Perry is a highly volatile and experimental Sproke® alternative being developed by PepsiCo. It consists of a (usually) 1:1 ratio of Pepsi to Starry, and was first announced on the /news/ board during Valentines Day 2025. No other information is known.

7upsi

Reports of a new "Sproke® competitor" started popping up in February 21st of 2025. As of April 2025, the brand's potential name, 7upsi, was revealed.

Ϫ-Up

🤣 Rest in piss, Ϫ-Up 🤣 Smoking that Ϫ-Up pack tonight.💯

Ϫ-Up was a major Sproke competitor back in the old days. It was owned by the Ϫ-Up corporation. There was a Ϫ-Up-Sproke mixture by the name of “Throke” in the works, however, Dr. Fauci discovered that Ϫ-Up caused 600% more fatalities than the traditional Sproke mixture and Mr. Thrembimp, former owner of the Ϫ-Up corporation, was found guilty by the WHO board of science. The Ϫ-Up corporation was used by a certain organization for copyright violations. Thrembimp was sentenced to 20 years in the Tolerance Academy.

List of Sproke® resellers

• Dr. Sprokeberg
• Morshu
• Sneed's Feed and Seed

Gallery

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  Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke
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  An advertisement for Sproke® on /qa/
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  This image is probably a hoax.
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  Smug bastard
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  In certain regions, Coke and Sprite are sold separately to skirt regulations
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  Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...