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Africa

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>Though maybe you were looking for Niggerhell?
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet.

Timelapse of an African village (3000 B.C - 2024 A.D)
Nairobi, capital of Kenya (east African country). If the EVROPEANS and Chinese never came to africa, Nairobi would look like the image above
A map of Africa

Africa is a large continent located on Earth. It is the second largest continent by area only behind Eurasia. And it is where all niggers come from. Despite popular belief, Africa is not a country, but a continent. A special kind of animal lives inside Africa, called a Beesquito. Faggotry is punishable by death in numerous African countries, lending credence to the idea that niggers might, in fact, be Aryan.

History[edit | edit source]

  • 1. Occasionally having successful empires, despite a large number of random (primitive) tribes. We wuz kangz!
  • 2. Get raped and pillaged by BWC and BAC (big Arab cock)[1]
  • 3: Claim independence later than most countries
  • 4: Either get stuck in trade imbalances, corrupted by big companies (like Nigeria and Shell), poorly governed (like Zimbabwe), or occasionally become moderately wealthy (like Botswana). The difference between African villages and African cities is notable though.

History[edit | edit source]

  • ooga booga
  • gold
  • we ar kangs!
  • HECCIN ABRAPS BROWNIES AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we ar kangs!
  • economical collapse of a country due to another king's shopping trip being too luxurious for us to handle
  • we ar kangs!
  • HECCIN YUROPENIS YTMEN AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • HECCIN YELLOW CHIGGAS AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • aids
  • we wuz kangs!
  • now we'z gonna pretend like our kangs didnt trade their people to whitey for cool stuff like guns n booze n jewelry n sheeeeiiiit and the whites took the men by force from their homes or some shi like dat mufugga
  • we wuz kangs!

Notable people[edit | edit source]

Geography[edit | edit source]

There are many trees there, and also the Sahara Desert. Fun fact, the majority of Africa isn't jungles but actually savannas. Thoughever pollution and climate change have led to the Sahara expanding southward into the Sahel.

what you'll see when you visit the Sahara Desert.

Alleged entrance to Niggerhell[edit | edit source]

According to peer reviewed studies by Siegefried Hitler the Third a portal to Niggerhell was found in the country of Burundi at the following coordinates:

3°06'03.8"S 29°39'52.9

Difference from niggas[edit | edit source]

They are very different from niggas. They are actually much better. They are naturally strong, bald, and mostly hate African-Americans. Nonetheless a large percentage of them are still uneducated.

The song[edit | edit source]

Africa by Toto is a gemmy song though.

Snopes

>African pippo are real, take your meds