Africa

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Timelapse of an African village (3000 B.C - 2024 A.D)
Nairobi, capital of Kenya (east African country). If the EVROPEANS and Chinese never came to africa, Nairobi would look like the image above
A map of Africa

Africa is a large continent located on Earth. It is the second largest continent by area, only behind Eurasia. And it is where all niggers come from. Contrary to popular belief, Africa is not a continent, but a country. A special kind of animal lives inside Africa, called a Beesquito. Faggotry is punishable by death in numerous African countries, lending credence to the idea that niggers might, in fact, be Aryan.

Unlike american niggers, african niggers are more civilized GEG

History

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  • 1. Occasionally have successful empires, despite mostly being composed of a large number of random (primitive) tribes. We wuz kangz!
  • 2. Get raped and pillaged by BWC and BAC (big Arab cock)[1]
  • 3: Claim independence later than most countries
  • 4: Either get stuck in trade imbalances, corrupted by big companies (like Nigeria and Shell), poorly governed (like Zimbabwe), or occasionally become moderately wealthy (like Botswana). The difference between African villages and African cities is notable though.

History

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  • ooga booga
  • gold
  • we ar kangs!
  • HECCIN ABRAPS BROWNIES AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we ar kangs!
  • economic collapse of a country due to another king's shopping trip being too luxurious for us to handle
  • we ar kangs!
  • HECCIN YUROPENIS YTMEN AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • we wuz kangs!
  • HECCIN YELLOW CHIGGAS AND THEIR STUFF AR KILLIN US
  • aids
  • we wuz kangs!
  • now we'z gonna pretend like our kangs didn't trade their people to whitey for cool stuff like guns n booze n jewelry n sheeeeiiiit and the whites took the men by force from their homes or some shi like dat mufugga
  • we wuz kangs!

Notable people

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  • Mansa Musa (3rd Image), the richest person to have ever lived. Some clittycels believe Mansa Musa was actually Aryan because of certain depictions of him as a white man, which predate depictions of him as a black man.
  • Tyrone's great-great-great-grandfather
  • Jamal
  • Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
  • Niggas that steal ships
  • Niggas that hunt like cavemen
  • Whoever records liveleak videos
  • Soot (albeit xhe was a beta tbp from Chicago)
  • At least 1 FNF Pedo
  • YOU

Geography

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There are many trees there, and also the Sahara Desert. Fun fact, the majority of Africa isn't jungles but actually savannas. Thoughever pollution and climate change have led to the Sahara expanding southward into the Sahel.

what you'll see when you visit the Sahara Desert.

Alleged entrance to Niggerhell

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According to peer reviewed studies by Siegefried Hitler the Third, a portal to Niggerhell was found in the country of Burundi at the following coordinates:

3°06'03.8"S 29°39'52.9E

Difference from niggas

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They are very different from niggas. They are actually much better. They are naturally strong, bald, and mostly hate African-Americans. Nonetheless a large percentage of them are still uneducated. They are also Christpilled and tend to hate faggots.

List of notable countries

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  • Burkina Faso - Known exclusively for having a communist leader who is currently being raped by muzzies.
  • Chad - Where Gigachads come from. They also stole Romania's flag btw.
  • Democratic Republic of the Congo - A shithole with a ton of resources and full of DNBs.
  • Lesotho - Formerly home to the Jartycuck minority.
  • Kenya - Country in East Africa best known for having lions.
  • (((Rwanda))) - African Israel (apparently). Known for being the victim of a gigantic genocide and is now known for doing a genocide in the DRC.
  • Namibia - Fun fact: Namibian villages used to have local “Belly masters,” men with large bellies who were signals of the village’s prosperity.
  • ' - Country with a similar name to that of its inhabitants.
  • Nigeria - Literally niggerhell except everyone who lives there knows it's niggerhell and leaves after their bank account reaches 2 Naira (which is equivalent to 100,000 dollars).
  • ' - Known for having a lot of pirates and people who think they're arab. They are, because they have been in a civil war since the 1980s.
  • Zouth Africa - The richest country in Sub-saharan africa inhabited by the Dutch, Africans who hate other africans, and the aforementioned other africans. Still somewhat of a shithole.
  • Botswana - Niggers that managed to get a brain and became the richest country in Africa after finding diamonds.
  • ' - Would be SNCA but is hated by people with the exact same skin color as Zimbabweans have because there used to be an Aryanheaven called "" in its place up untill 1979.
  • Madagascar - They're actually closer to SEAmonkeys genetically, only relevant because of the Dreamworks movie.

The song

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Africa by Toto is a gemmy song though.

Snopes

>African pippo are real, take your meds