Alt-Right Pipeline

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Alt-Right Pipeline is a plumbing and hydraulic company known for their no-nonsense 100%-clean no-survivors utility service in maintaining sewage, water-waste and human sanitation. They are also well known for their community outreach programs, specifically them appealing to family-orientated communities and conservative households that wish for the old-way of plumbing.

The Alt-Right Pipeline company was established at some point after 1945, as many veterans had worked in field sanitation and clean-up during the war. A returning soldier, Alton Wrightman - sought to bring some of the lessons he learnt during the wartime and combine the old tried-and-true methods to the urban environment for the benefit of homes, households and families.

The company exists to this day establishing themselves as a cornerstone of public sanitation projects for rural and local communities, ensuring the ordinary people of America - the working heart of the nation, get their plumbing needs sorted before anybody else.

History

Alton Wrightman was an experienced plumber who had been deployed in Europe for the war effort. After returning to the interim state of America, there was a great change in households. The old methods of utilities in American households were failing, and had failed to support America during the war. A new method of lining up America and their utilities had to come in, and the pre-war methods of connecting America just couldn't suffice after the war.

Despite great demand, it was a considerable struggle to meet it with the old-methods that were more costly and less malleable. Alton Wrightman, the first owner of Alt-Right Pipeline states in his autobiography: "I came back to a changing world. My kind [old-plumbers] were simply not welcome in this changing market of new-plumbers. I was effectively being replaced." Wrightman's new-world methodology of plumbing was based on practical experience, rationality and means-tested examples of war-time plumbing.

Seeing his experience be replaced in favor of new systems and new fittings, Wrightman established the Alt-Right Pipeline, a company who focused and specialised in the old-fashioned way of pipe-fitting and waterworks.

Activity

Alt-Right Pipeline maintained a steady homegrown demand throughout rural America, while other companies worked in urban environments. Due to this, many urban fitters look down on the Alt-Right Pipeline company for their old ways and narrow-minded view on current matters of social sanitation in America. Alt-Right Pipeline prides itself on their traditional views on social sanitation, and have recently taken a more direct approach to their branding. Under current leadership in the company, the Alt-Right Pipeline has expanded across America and even beyond the states with a more detractive outlet of criticism towards the new ways of plumbing.

Current leader Chad Hudson has taken to directly comparing the current deteriorating state of American plumbing by comparing their work across the states, to urban new-plumber fitters in cities. They contrast the pristine, consistent pipeworks to the faltering, grimy and almost-dangerous fittings in urban areas - using this as an advertising scale for their benefit.

Some contrarians to the matter of Alt-Right Pipeline's advertising have claimed that the Alt-Right Pipeline never show the working pipes of the city, only the egregiously faulty and disparaged - and that no system can be perfect.

Interestingly, the response from Alt-Right Pipeline under current C. Hudson leadership typically features rebuttals that consist of videos and images of their system working 100% of the time under any condition, and they claim that their system never has any problems when the old-fashioned methods are used.

This has led many plumbers in the plumbing community to define old-fashion stubborn pipework methods as "going down the Alt-Right Pipeline", meaning that the plumbers walk down the pragmatic and perfectly decorated halls of the Alt-Right Pipeline offices showing nothing but perfect results. This has led Alt-Right Pipeline to form a sort of guise within many communities as both a progenitor of old-fashioned curmudgeon plumbing thought - and the last bastion of what used to be good with America's sanitation.