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Lose an entire heckin world war?
This nigga went to Argentina.
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Adolf Hitler
Volksführer
CIA makes him look like a chud using AI deepfakes, this is what he really looks like.
Born4.20.1888
NationalityAustrian, moved to Germany
Best known forJuicing the hall of cost or something like that yeah
Political partyNational Socialist German Workers Party
IAS?No

Adolf Hitler formerly named Adolf Schickelgruber <- falsenvke, that's his father April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945 actually he died in Argentina during the 60's in his cabin in the mountains), also called Riddler, Diddler, Niggler, Clitler, Shitler, Jizzler, Rizzler, Painter, Moustache Man and everyone I politically (dis)agree with was a painter in his early life, soldier for Germany in WW1, writer. (albeit his books are huge marge moments) He is best known for being the Chancellor/Führer/Supreme leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945 (his ack! moment) after which he escaped to Argentina.

He was born in Austria, but during World War I he was a German soldier. He joined the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP) and climbed the ranks, becoming Chancellor in 1933. After the death of Hindenburg and the burning of the Reichstag, he passed the Enabling Act which gave him the title Führer (encompassing both President and Chancellor). He annexed several ethnically German parts of Europe peacefully, but this caused Britain's clitty to seethe and go to war with Germany. In 1945 the Soviet soldiers were closing in on Berlin. It is widely believed that Hitler and most nazi clittycels ACKed xhemselves when xhey realized IT'S OVER albeit some coping nazi conspiracy theorists have claimed that they actually opened an epic reddit portal to hyperburrito or however the goyslop is made and they did not kill themselves like trannies. (he went to Argentina via Francisco Franco's help and Spain and the Falange as well, Benito Mussolini also almost made it to Spain)

He held a epic last stand inside his mech suit developed by the best of the best engineers of germany against secret agent B.J Blazkowicz and survived total of 1488 gunshots before succumbing to his wounds, many "historians" are trying to cover up that actual event and pose it as a suicide, by destroying the mech suit that hitler wore.

Xe’s only real accomplishment was creating the state of Israel and destroying millions of lives including Germany because his clitty leaked.

Chud allegations TRVTH[edit | edit source]

He is idolized by chuds worldwide for his opinions on politics, jews, homosexuals and nationalism.

  • Also seen as the #1 edgiest figure on the internet (by whom?).[it just is, ok?]
  • He considered Asians (Chinese and Japanese) as fellow aryans.[1]
  • Indians and Muslims apparently sometimes like him[2], but hitler probably hates jeets.
  • Killed 6 unquadragintamilliunquinquagintacentillion[3] wholesome jewrinos in the h*ccin' holoboloboonga[4] which is le good or le bad, or it didnt happen or whateverFalse because goyBVLLS are strong enough to kill more than just 6 gorillion jews
  • Tried to invade the Soyviet Union even doe they had a peace treaty or something.[5] Notably Stalin had a mental breakdown over Hitler breaking the non-aggression pact (ev&oe they both knew they would fight each other eventually, it was just a matter of who attacks first o algo)

Tranny allegations[edit | edit source]

Many of his detractors have claimed that he bears many similarities to trannies because he:

  • Is vegetarian.
  • Promoted soy bean consumption as a meat alternative, see Die Sohjabonen [6]
  • Shot himself (even doe he escaped to Argentina and died of old age on his villa in the 70s): Eva !!! The Red Army are closing in on to Berlin !!!!! The people WILL remember that I was r-ACK![7]
  • Is half-castrated (unironically a disproven lie that was a shitty allied attempt at a meme evendoe the axis made the best memes of the time)[8] <----- even doe he had a bbc

Mustache[edit | edit source]

His mustache is called the tooth brush mustache. It makes him look like Charlie Chaplin. Btw it looks like a wendy's patty or whatever

Poopler[edit | edit source]

Poopler is said to be the spiritual successor to Adolf Hitler. He will be the one to unite all People of Color, establish the Farbreich, and commence TMD (Total Monochrome Death).

Historical revisionism[edit | edit source]

Hitler had a genetic condition that was only revealed fairly recently. Hitler had a "BBC" which historians still debate to this day on what it stood for. Hitler mentioned his BBC several times in his table talks and eludes to the fact it helps with the war effort. In February 27, 1933, Communists attempted to light Hitler's BBC on fire to end his political career but accidentally set the Reichstag on fire as it was right next to it. His BBC was unharmed in the fire but Hitler later relocated it to the Berghof then eventually the Wolf's Lair in 1941.

Several historians still deny this historical fact

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Hitler's BBC[edit | edit source]

Hitler was well known for his gargantuan BBC, which was one of the largest ever recorded, rivaling even George Floyd's. The historic BBC duel atop the Reichstag between Hitler and Stalin decided the European front of World War II, and while Hitler put up a good fight, Stalin's BBCmehameha caught him off guard and melted off his BBC, leaving only a tiny white pecker in its place. At this point, Hitler was so humiliated that he decided to end it all by killing xerself.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

He is the subject of the very popular "What if Hitler" threads.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Citations

  1. ↑ Political Testament of Adolf Hitler, 1945. "I have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilisations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own. They have the right to be proud of their past, just as we have the right to be proud of the civilisation to which we belong."
  2. ↑ ttps://www.timesofisrael.com/full-official-record-what-the-mufti-said-to-hitler/
  3. ↑ https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Unquadragintamilliunquinquagintacentillion
  4. ↑ i was there
  5. ↑ https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/operation-barbarossa-and-germanys-failure-in-the-soviet-union
  6. ↑ https://www.environmentandsociety.org/arcadia/friedrich-haberlandts-failed-vision-soy-european-food-cultures-1873-1945
  7. ↑ Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told, Part 17
  8. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/19/hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-german-researcher-claims
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