Best of Salt

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Best of Salt is an AI-generated rap music video based on Best of Zach, with Salt as the subject instead of Zach. The video is often posted under brimmy threads, to show that the thread is the Best of Salt in a sarcastic way. Alongside Best of Salt, there is an entire SoyBooru series named Best of Namefags.

A detractor's version of the music video

There are two versions: The normal version which is a generic rap song about Salt, and the one that features Salt's controversies. An alternate version of the music video exists, showing a gorillion bad things that have happened in the Salt administration, which was made by the Swinny.

Notably, due to the song being based on an older music video called "Best of Quote", the choruses are messed up, with it alternating between Salt, Quote and straight-up gibberish. However, it might not be gibberish at all, and the choruses are actually revealing that Salt has a bunch of associates, named Fo, Po, Cuh and Puh.

Best of Quote

Best of Quote is the predecessor of Best of Salt, with Best of Salt being generated off it. Just like Best of Salt, it's an AI-generated rap music video about Quote. A geggy detail is that the AI thought that Quote's beard was a necklace, with it flying everywhere in the video, and thought that Quote's banana split hat was a random item on the screen, making it just float there.

Best of Namefags

Alongside Quote and Salt, many Best of [x] for different namefags have been made, though only as thumbnails, such as Warrior-Z, Kuz, Froot and Doll. Some of them have music videos, such as Admin 6 and Soot, the latter also being nigger rap.

[-+] Lyrics

(Yeah)

(Check it, check it, check it)

Best of Quote

Best of Salt

Best of cuh

Best of Salt

Best of po

Best of Salt

Best of po (Uh, yeah,)

Best of fo (Check it, check it)

Best of Quote

Best of Salt in the cut, yeah, I'm on the grind,

Bought the whole 'Party now they got me road sign,

Soyjak dot Party I stand with no lime,

Pulled up with the keys and the bass on ten,

Receipt in my pocket big plans on the table,

Turn one let it ride into a full on label,

Name on the door, every guest gets in,

Best Of Salt make the night begin.

Best of fo

Best of puh

Best of fo

Best of po

Best of fo

Best of po

Best of fo

Best of Quote

Best of Salt in the cut, yeah, I'm on the grind,

Bought the whole 'Party now they got me road sign,

Soyjak dot Party I stand with no lime,

Pulled up with the keys and the bass on ten

Best of Salt, say it twice, let the whole world spin

Best of Salt.

So- Soyjak dot Party,

That's the place we're in.

Alt version

[-+] Alt version

(Yeah)

(Check it, check it, check it)

Best of Quote

Best of Salt

Best of cuh

Best of Salt

Best of po

Best of Salt

Best of po

(Uh, yeah)

(Check it, check it)

Best of Quote

Best of Salt in the cut yeah, I'm on the grind

Bought the whole Party, now the jannies losing time,

Soyjak dot party, moderation on decline,

Pulled up with the keys and the booru still online.

Twenty-Four minutes, yeah, the timer went long,

Illegal shit sitting there, something clearly went wrong,

Femquote in the catalog, nobody hit delete,

Chastity thread been sitting there for hours on repeat.

Best of fo

Best of puh

Best of fo

Best of po

Best of fo

Best of po

Best of fo

Best of Quote

Best of Salt in the cut, yeah, im on the grind,

Rogue jannies running loose while the owner offline,

Falseflag in the comments, everybody catching blame,

Somehow complaining gets you banned but chaos stays the same.

Soylita got approved now the catalog is insane,

UTTP larpers multiplying all across the domain,

Gigaquote says something crazy, still remains in the thread

Everybody asking "how the hell is this not dead?".

Best of Salt, say it twice, let the whole world spin,

Twenty-four-minute speedrun, moderation taking wins,

Best of Salt.

So - Soyjak dot party,

That's the place we're in.

Best of Quote

[-+] Best of Quote

What Best of Salt was generated off of, has better lyrics in the chorus.

(Best of Quote!)

(Woo!)

Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote!

Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote!

(Ay)

I walk in, whole room tilt

He own that, yeah that's built

Soyjak party, door won't close

Red cup high, watch the pose

He paid the tab, he sat the pace

Came too late, can't take his place

They all chant when he step through, Quote on the wall and the crowd say "wooo!"

Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote!

Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote!

Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote, Best of Quote!

Best of Admin 6

[-+] Best of Admin 6

Best of Admin 6

Best of Admin 6

(It's the end of the sharty now!)

Best of Admin 6

(Now it's the best of Admin 6!)

Best of Admin 6

Best of Soot

[-+] Best of Soot

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look!)

Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot

Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot,

(Woo!)

Stepping out the shadow, turning up the heat

Concrete jungle, man we own the street

Got the bass hitting heavy, rattling the floor

Rattling the floor (floor)

(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Best of Soot (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Best of Soot (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Best of Soot (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Best of Soot (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Best of Soot (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Speeding past the limit, never hitting brake

Looking on a wave, that we are (???) tryna make (make, make, make, make)

Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot

Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot, Best of Soot

(Soot, soot, soot, soot)