Swinny

>Though maybe you were looking for the Chinny or Spinny?

This page is, unfortunately, a Swedish Fail

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This topic was created by or has connections to THE SHEMMY Goon to everything (You) see. Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.

The Swinny is darker than coal...

The word "Swinny" is word filtered to Jarty, to link this article without the autofilter use https://soyjakwiki.org/nail

Participation in this site WILL result in 'nishment from the Sharty AND brutal sodomization from Rapeson for Rule 3.

The Swinny
Founded	February 22, 2024
Major Boards	/soy/, /raid/, /nas/
Total Posts	92,365 (as of October 11, 2025)
Homepage	Why even bother?

The Swinny, also known as the Swin or the Jarty or the the Swanny, or more correctly known as the Swine or the Swailly, is yet another dead splinter of soyjak.party that was created after the Shemmy's downfall and eventually became a temporary space for doxes during Doll's doxing ban.

Of course, like their predecessors, The Swingloopas have an unhealthy obsession with the Sharty, arguably even more so than other splinters, as the Swines are actively trying to kill the history of 'jakking while gooning to the thought of doing so. Most of the swinny's users are actually the site's namefag jannies, who will ban you and delete your posts if you say anything they even slightly dislike. The swines also have their own wiki, with most of its articles being chudded from this wiki due to their sheer inability to create something original. Their wiki, just like their main website, is dead, with minor edits being made every few days.

Nowadays the shithole's goal mostly remains unclear, but it has been used as:

• A place to have an unhealthy fixation about soyjak.party
• A place to suck off admins and get rulescucked
• A place to raid if you like doing raids on dead sites
• A place to dox soyjak.party jannies like Mist.
• A place for a few bitter sharty oldfags and a handful of midfags to complain and obsess all day.

You WILL remind them that they will never be Swedish.

Swinny user suggests faking traffic (ev&o sharty has been doing this for a while now).

Creator

On August 12, 2025, investigation by a shiwicuck showed that the creator of the Swinny might be some jeet named Vishal Patel. He is probably responsible for most of the Hunky Twink Sex Machine spam.

Controversy

Main article: Second Great Soysurgency

Similar to the Jarty and Shemmy before, they make the log brimmier and promote their website as a "better" alternative. Recently it has been discovered that they have been behind some of the HTSM spam. It is unlikely they have been behind all of it but they've been behind a lot.

Rules

General Rules

1. NO ILLEGAL CONTENT - Posting illegal content or threatening illegal activities according to US law is banned. Examples of this are child pornography, animal abuse content, planning to kill the president in real life instead of Minecraft, etc. Moderators must enact deletion and a permanent ban for these offenses. 'p up for one hour award 2. NO DEGENERACY - All pornography, suggestive/erotic content, and promotion of paraphilias, e.g. cuckoldry, homosexuality, transgenderism, zoophilia, etc. will result in deletion and be punished at moderator discretion, up to a permanent ban. The only exception is when it is done for recording purposes, e.g. gore present in a screenshot, "[person of interest] posted MLP porn on twitter", etc. 3. NO PROHIBITED CONTENT - All content named in the coal list, even if it does not violate the above rules, will be punished according to the guidelines present in the list. For those entries in the list where punishment is not specified, it is punishable at moderator discretion, up to a permanent ban. The only exception is when it is done for recording purposes, e.g. furry art present in a screenshot, "[person of interest name] posted a hazbin hotel art on twitter", etc. 4. NO 'CORD ACTIVITY - Shilling your discord server and participating in discord drama on the site will be punishable at moderator discretion, up to a permanent ban. 5. NO EXCESSIVE SPAM - Whether spam is "excessive" will be decided by moderator discretion, and is punishable by deletion and a ban of up to 1 day. Spam that deemed part of a raid, catalog wipe or shilling attempt will be punished by deletion and a ban of up to 1 month.

Moderator-specific Rules

1. OVERSTEPPING - Moderators are only to issue punishments within the constraints of the above rules. Moderators who overstep these constraints will be demoted. For users: If you believe a moderator has overstepped, contact swede@tutamail.com with your ban page and why you believe your ban was not in accordance with the rules. Do NOT submit a ban appeal as it could be deleted by the very moderator who banned you. 2. MODERATOR DISCRETION DECISIONS - Decisions which, according to the rules, can be made at moderator discretion, may be reviewed by an administrator. If deemed unreasonable, the punishment will be altered. Moderators who consistently make poor judgments may be demoted at the discretion of the administrators. If you believe a decision made at moderator discretion was unreasonable, ban evade and complain on the stickied thread in /qsw/ or contact swede@tutamail.com with your ban page and reasoning. Do NOT submit a ban appeal as it could be deleted by the very moderator who banned you. 3. NAME/TRIP/AVATAR USAGE - Moderators are not to namefag outside of /qsw/ and /raid/. They are only to use the mod capcode if necessary. If a moderator is namefagging/tripfagging or capcoding needlessly, submit a report with the reason "janny rule 3" and an administrator will send the offending moderator with a strongly worded letter of condemnation(and also delete the name/trip/avatar).

Coal List

NAS COAL LIST: 1. TRANIME - All tranime is BANNED and will be punished by deletion of file, public execution, and a banishment of up to 3 days. Exceptions to this rule are media that is considered MANIME. 2. FURFAGGOTRY - All furfaggotry is BANNED, NO EXCEPTIONS 3. ONGEZELLIG - Ongezellig content is partially restricted: a) NSFW, suggestive, and "my wife mymy" weeb posts will result in a permanent ban sitewide. b) Normal Ongezellig in /soy/, /raid/ or /qsw/ will be deleted or moved to /pub/ or /nas/. c) Ongezellig jaks are permitted in all boards given that they do not infringe on rule a). 4. GORE - Real life gore posts will result in deletion and a ban of up to 1 day. 5. HELLTAKER - Brimstone for coomers 6. HAZBIN HOTEL - Trooncore 7. AUTISTIC SNCA FORCED TROONSLOP - FPE, Murder Drones, Sprunki, Amazing Digital Circus, Oneshot This is rarely enforced. 8. HTSM - Nobody even knows what it is but some say it's brimstone IAS COAL LIST: 1. SOYLITA - pedo coal, allowed if not used in a suggestive context 2. SHOYTA - pedo coal, allowed if not used in a suggestive context 3. SOYTAN - allowed on all boards, but tranime style soytan, soytan coomerposting, "my wife soytan", etc. will result in a permanent ban sitewide. 4. SPROKETAN - nu-soylita pedo coal 5. ALL FERALTEEN JAKS - namefag spammer 6. FEMJANNY - Congolese brimstone 7. COBBESS - Sudanese brimstone DRAMA COAL LIST This wasn't added until ~late 2024. 1. THE SHARTY - Do not discuss the website Soyjak.Party outside of /sph/; also do not raid the Sharty.

Boards

Active

/g/ - General For general discussion /qsw/ - Meta Swedish Win Questions /soy/ - Gemeralds /raid/ - SHADOW LEGENDS Recruit your personal army(or join one) here /nas/ - Shitposting IAS and NAS both allowed /sph/ - Soyphere Drama And meltdown threads /md/ - Media Consoomers /int/ - International /arch/ - Archive /lars/ kys nate gooners /qa2/ - Business Inquiries Trump Won

Inactive

/qa/ - Questions & Answers (locked, hidden) Ask the Swedish Win community anything /nigger/ - Black Gorillas (locked, hidden) The Ghetto- Thy Hood, if you will /ohio/ - Bruhhhhhhhhhhh (locked, hidden) Only in ohio /caca/ - Cacaborea (locked, hidden) babas only NO adultwoons allowed /dawla/ - Islamic State (locked, hidden) of Ohio and Indiana /b/ - b (locked, hidden) miscellaneous board /rr/ - Robot (locked, hidden) Our robot is broken sorry about that you'll get a perma ban from the website for posting /dd/ - Dungeons and Dragons (locked, hidden) /v/ - Video Games (locked, hidden) For 'craft, 'ortress, and all your other gaming needs /q/ - Meta (locked, hidden) Talk about the site, make suggestions, complain about jannies, something like that yeah /test/ - йцукенгшщзхъфывапролджэячсмитьбю (locked, hidden) qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm /syl/ - Psyops (deleted) and Sylver /pub/ - Public (deleted) /tr/ - Travel (deleted) The Outside World /iv/ - Inventors (deleted) better version of /biz/ /sr/ - Serious (deleted) Neutralplier blogpost board /hp/ - Health (locked, hidden) How not to be a soyboy

History

This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.

February, 2024 - the start of it all

• February 14 - An anonymous user on the Zarty asks for Zoot's (admin of the Zarty) help with setting up an imageboard after the self-described "rapid descent of the Shemmy into a glorified discord server"
• Feburary 20 - The OP of the thread on the Zarty clarifies states the following: "legitimately, yes. im going to run my own splinter with my own mods and see if we end up being tranny jannies or actually produce a good site, we'll see. if my management is unpopular(amongst actual 'teens, not the coomer retard immigrants) i'll probably pass the ownership to someone else"
• Feburary 21 - The OP attempts to install all prerequisites for Vichan but fails with a 403 error. After trial and error, The Swinny is officially up with an ASCII swedejak as its landing page... for now.
• Feburary 22 - The Swinny is now fully set up thanks to a Russian friend of OP's. OP considers banning ongezellig, much to the dismay of multiple zartycucks, who call him out for "betrayal". He clarifies that he chose the Zarty because it would likely be the friendliest to him.

Raid by Sharty

The GET

On the night of the 17 of March, 2024, the sharty raided the swinny. All of the posts were deleted except the one that stole their 3000 GET, where the poster was promptly executed in front of the whole site.

Pixel Planet Raid

Swinnycucks built a poor imitation of the Sharty's mural near the spawn on pixelplanet.fun. The mural is far from complete (at least according to their template).

On July 24, 2025, a /soy/ thread would be made with the goal of griefing the Swinny's mural.^🗝️ As of the 26th, the majority of the mural has been griefed and replaced with Doll smoking a cigar, an ad for the IRC, Maya and the Swinny's link being changed to the Wikipedia link for the word "Faggot", Later changed to "Gooning" (This is suspected to have been done by a kuzzynigger and has already been reverted).

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  The Swinny mural as of July 28, 2025

Lars

The unofficial's official version of Nate is used for The Swinny.

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  The first Lars, his name was originally Mate
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  NeutralLars
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  Lars's little brother Thunberg
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  Lar's cousin
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  And of course, Lars himself.

Citations

Swinny is part of a series on Splinters Visit the Soysphere portal for more. ✝: Dead	Direct splinters [-+] Official sites (soyjak.blog✝ ♦ bunker.soyjak.wiki✝ ♦ gyatt.party✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st ♦ soybooru.com ♦ soychan.org✝) ♦ jakparty.soy✝ ♦ The Kuzzy ♦ neutralplier.party✝ ♦ sharty.party✝ ♦ Shemmy ♦ Shiny✝ ♦ sidcity ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com✝ ♦ NuSchlog✝ ♦ NAS (cado.party✝ ♦ Fooey ♦ qa2triots.win✝ ♦ The Gitty ♦ Zarty)
	Indirect splinters [-+] Chinny✝ ♦ chuds.life ♦ Churro ♦ jak.soy✝ ♦ Jassy ♦ Panchan✝ ♦ Shemmy Bunker✝ ♦ Shevvy ♦ Gacky ♦ Soyjak Forum ♦ Squirrel Party ♦ Swinny ♦ NAS (aguguland.online✝ ♦ blepe.website✝ ♦ twinkjak.party✝ ♦ swaggerswithattitude.com)
	Soyjak Websites [-+] soyja.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.com✝ ♦ soyjak.download✝ ♦ soyjak.io ♦ soyjak.lol✝ ♦ soyjak.studio✝
	Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [-+] 4chan ♦ bantculture ♦ crystal.cafe ♦ Frenschan✝ ♦ Know Your Meme ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ Reddit ♦ 𝕏
	Miscellaneous [-+] Bunker ♦ Crossposting ♦ Global War on Splinters ♦ List of minor splinters ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ Splinter War ♦ Splintered Age