Cobana Cobordegard Glesgorv
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Just a reminder: COBANA COBORDEGARD GLESGORV IS NOT A REAL VIDEO. It is simply a work of fiction.Cobana Cobordegard Glesgorv is a A24 slowburn spinechilling creepypasta made by a soyteen, which is about a 'o video based off of the creepypasta "Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv". The creepypasta is about a video of Cobson staring which allegedly made people gouge out their eyes.
The 'pasta[edit | edit source]
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Occasionally, you may see 'o on the Sharty, including that one AI generated video of chickens and eggs. However, today, this 'o video is posted every once in a while, which features a video of Cobson (which was named "Cobana Cobordegard Glesgorv.mp4") staring intently at you, expressionless, and then at the last 2 seconds, he grins. However, this is Froot's version of it, as the full video was hashbanned.
The full video which lasts exactly 2 minutes in question allegedly features Cobson staring intently, and then grinning. However, this version has sound, which soyteens have reported to be "demonic and straight from hell". Later on, Cobson turns into Rapeson with completely pure black eyes, then it cuts back to the first scene. The rest of the contents remain unknown.
On April 14, 2025, the full video was posted again, with several soyteens saying that they were going to gouge their eyes out. After a few minutes, the full video was hashbanned after 108 soyteens that viewed the full video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to several Sharty jannies' addresses, and a few of those 108 soyteens had also committed suicide in several ways. It is completely unknown how those 108 soyteens managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out, though it is suggested that they used pigeons to mail their gouged out eyes. The thread that they carved onto their arms leads to a 404 page that was completely not archived at all.
When the full video tries to get posted, it instead uploads a version that only contains the first 20 seconds of the video so no one looks for the real thing and try to spam it. The full video was only viewed by a janny during the Media Pending Approval system, and 45 seconds later, other jannies reported that he was screaming. Said janny has been taken to the Soysylum, however they are completely unable to recover according to Soysylum staff. Other jannies who were also in the same room reported that they heard a high-pitch drilling sound, albeit none of them dared to look at the screen.
The original "soyteen" or 'cord user who uploaded the video was never identified, as their IP address was over the 255 limit, and also their hardware ID was also impossible to identify, along with their useragent not saying anything.
Video[edit | edit source]
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