EaglerCraft

EaglerCraft is an unofficial, (expectedly) ad-ridden browser version of the voxel sandbox video game Minecraft. EaglerCraft servers most often use the 'craft version 1.8.8. Players do not need a Microsoft account to access the game. EaglerCraft has been shilled in the soysphere since the mid-Quote era, but it only began to take off among 'teens after Salt deleted the sharty's /craft/ board. Thoughever most Eagler servers are SNCA, attract only a handful of players, and are shut down after only a couple days.

Unless you're a richfag with a 2000-dollar gaming PC, the game is likely to lag and crash constantly.

Notable servers

nusoylentvillage.eagler.host

A Swinnycuck server which ran during the Second Splintered Age. At it center once lied a large variety of Nordic-style buildings, but these were later buried in lava casts. Two smaller settlements, a plain stone building and a wooden shack overlooking a swastika carved into a cliff, lied nearby.

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An extremely short-lived server containing a large railroad that dropped you off a cliff, a few birch-wooden buildings, one of which had a barely recognizable Impjak face on it. The spawn point was situated at a crudely constructed gladiator pit on a peninsula.

shartytest.eagler.host

Created by Brickrigsfrag, this was the gemmiest and longest-lasting Eaglercraft server, up for a total of 11 days. The server's spawn area was a heavily griefed riverside, which later had a Roman-style temple built over it.

Early in the server's history, it was flooded with Withers by a script kiddie.

Bases on this server included:

• The Swinny Tower, a heavily vandalized and rather short "tower" situated right next to spawn. Regularly flooded with 'p signs. Swedes later built a subterranean railroad to another base.
• The Slum: the oldest base on the server, consisting of several small buildings haphazardly connected and surrounded by a wall. It once contained a large farm, but along with the base itself, this was mostly destroyed. Contains an unfinished circular platform. The lava casts covering the building were later removed, but the base remained abandoned. Underneath lies a vast network of tunnels dubbed the Labyrinth of Lesotho.
• Niggerborea: a large, vaguely Visevolod Ivanov-inspired build connected to the Swinny Tower and the Slum by a paved road. It was constructed by a single player and surrounded by a fence. Several colored sheep left over from an abandoned Nether farm graze within its walls. A nearby artificial cave connects it to the Labyrinth of Lesotho.
• Agartha: a base built in a wide, grass-filled cave underneath a desert. Contains a single brick tower and a bunch of chests full of unused building materials.
• The mosque: a truly aryan build which I decline to disclose the coordinates of.
• The Swinny Castle: Built in the sky far to the west of the other bases. It's only practical means of access is a Nether portal whose whereabouts are kept secret by swinnycucks.
• The spawn village: A gaping crater that used to be a village, immediately southeast of spawn.

Other builds include:

• The suspended railroads: Really long and leads to literally nowhere.
• The 'plier head: A nu-build. due east of spawn, made of regular stone. looks more like a Gapejak.