Minecraft

>Though maybe you were looking for Soycraft?

This is a Swedish Win!

This topic attracts ASPIESPlease remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

>You VILL migrate to a Microsoft account and you VILL NOT do a heckin hatespeech, goy.

This page is a gem.

Minecraft, Mein Kampf or Aryancraft is a legendary sandbox game created by Notch (real name: Markus Persson, who is Swedish, thus making it a Swedish win) written in Java and the other version C++. Got sold to Micoalsoft in 2014 for 6 gorillion dollars. Just like how Soot sold the Sharty to Kuz and Kolyma.

Notch also said things online that made trannies seethe.

The State of Minecraft (Oldfags Perspective)

Jeb changed the design of updates since 1.10, making them thematic (Villagers & Pillagers, Nether, Aquatic and etc.). It was accompanied with corporate slop trailers and other live-service trash. Thougheverbeit overall new content was not drastically different from what was before, it was always 50% useless shit that only nophono uses, and 50% actually useful stuff. Latest (1.20+) updates are more akin to fortnite or call of duty seasons, they serve purpose of "keeping up" the hype of the game, which shows you what kind of game minecraft became.

Zoomers love to complain that modern updates add useless shit, while "le old 'craft" updates ALL added ONLY useful additions and features, which is obviously not true. This is because these zoomers were too young to care about that stuff, while oldfags from old reddit and forums complained about Notch and Jeb releasing 15 subversions that would break mods and add useless shit, or Notch promising to add thrembillion mobs and features and doing nothing in the end.

TL:DR - Zoomers reinvented metawhining.

The State of Minecraft (Zoomers Perspective)

In between Cacas and Oldfags many Zoomers will agree the game was GREAT at one point from the official release of 1.0 to 1.12 their update design used to be about adding new stuff of the mechanics in the game like combat, building, and exploration it was great and consistent but Mojoo decided in 1.13 to drastically change the update system to yearly updating old biomes and adding a lot of stuff like (Oceans, Villages, the Nether, and Etc.) It was done right in 1.13 and 1.16 but done wrong in 1.14 and 1.17 these updates would either made or ruined the experience of the 'craft the issue was the lack of consistency Mojoo would add a lot of features with only half of them or even lower being useful making the game getting filled with unnecessary slop.

Xhey stopped doing this in 2024 with 1.21.4 by going back of pre 1.13 updates called "Content Drops" the reason being that "Caves n Cliffs was too heckkin hard to make" (Which is a complete usher koosher lie they split the update because they were so creatively bankrupt at the time to think anything new after the promised 1.17 update 3000 years ago) and said to go back to the "old simple ways" which those updates fucking suck. they change their ideal audience from survival players to cozy bitch gamers who would love anything that is simple and cute and never complain of the new updates and so it was pure troonslop that was added. Consistency is gone which ruined this masterpiece into becoming a easy cozy game rather a sandbox survival tho not all is doom and goon Notch said he is making a Minecraft 2 whenever that's coming out by then Mods and Community will continue to carry this game.

Minecraft Updates

Pre release

A shot of the game from a gemmy slavaryan video on the 'tube

• Classic-Infdev - Shit Nobody Cares About that only 3 people have ever played. It's similar to the Pre-Soot_era
• Alpha - Alpha versions shaped the gameplay formula of Minecraft and how would the game generally go in the future. It introduced all basic minecraft gameplay elements and if you would launch it now, you wouldn't feel like as if you play with dinosaur poop. It also introduced first mods like BuildCraft and some others.
• Alpha 1.1.1 YOU WILL NOT DOWNLOAD THIS UPDATE
• Beta - Added final details that would shape the game like world seeds, achievements, statistics, weather, Ambient Occlusion, dyes, hunger and much more. Most of Minecraft youtubers and mod makers started playing from here.
  • Beta 1.7 - Oldfag larpers love this version for it's generation and lack of hunger bar which is snca to everyone. Everyphono who praises this version wasn't even born at the time when it was released.
  • Beta 1.8 - The gemmiest update in the history of 'craft. Changed literally everything, colloquially considered to be an aryan classic (<---- nostalgiafag) but is always seethed at by retarded "oldfags".

Release versions

SoyBooru

• 1.0: the gem that started the 'craft Official release of the game also made betafags seethe!
• 1.1: Spawn eggs (they should of done the mob spawner wand that BTA did) and cool new biomes also superflat world was added!
• 1.2: Added the aryan Iron Golems and some Chiseled stone bricks or something
• 1.3: BEAST of an update added Emeralds, Golden Apples (meds this was in infdev), Book and Quill, Desert Pyramid, Jungle Pyramid, and new slabs and stairs very kino!
• 1.4: A24 Slow-Burn spooky update that added Herobrine Wither and Witches with Bats along with Beacons, Anvills, Potatoes, Carrots, walls, and the Command Block!
• 1.5: Major stuff to the redstone autists like Hoppers, Daylight Detector, Redstone Comparator, Activator Rail, and fuck ton of Quartz Blocks!
• 1.6: Extremely Kino update that adds Horses making traveling so much better with Colored Carpets, Nametags, and Leads!
• 1.Ϫ: █████ ███ ███████ ████████ ██████ ████ ██ ███ ███████ (█████ ████ ██ ██████ ███████)
• 1.7: Added a ton of new biomes and two new wood types! Gemmiest version for modded playthroughs.
• 1.8: Sort of a miscellaneous update. Added ocean monuments, rabbits, and armor stands!
• 1.9: Changed combat, which made a lot of java server fags leaked and Added Elytras, Arrows, Shields, End Cities!
• 1.10: MOST ARYAN UPDATE EVER ADDED FUCKING ENDERMAN IN THE NETHER
• 1.11: Made exploration more fun with Adding the Woodland Mansions, Shulker Boxes, and Totems of Undying!
• 1.12: the middle gem that saved the 'craft which gave a bunch of colorful decorative blocks for builders, Colored beds which was one of the most requested features in Minecraft and parrots that were extremely kino also the most modded version of the game!
• 1.13: Made the oceans much better by adding biomes and structures, 8 MOBS, trident, and so much more tho it had some flaws like swimming which made boats useless, Phantoms and Turtles being poorly design, and no sharks (It did start the Modern Minecraft Updates of updating old areas which this one was good until the next update came).
  • This update brought a lot of technical changes that would force modders to completely rewrite their mods from scratch if they wanted to transition their mods from 1.12.2 to 1.13, that's why you see so much oldfag mods ending their support at 1.12.2.
• 1.14: This update was a logic-breaking chaotic equinox consisting of the most hellish and heavenly materials that both KILLED and SAVED the 'craft. Completely recarbonised whole villager system, with some people saying that trading is now way too OP since they can give you mending. Added raid systems where Illagers would attack a village in multiple waves, where they can drop totems of undying and emeralds, which made woodland mansions partially obsolete even doe raids are harder than woodland mansions. Villages are filled with beds, furnaces, 3 stacks of 64x bread and even flint and steel making the game easier. The stuff added sucks too there just variants of features that do one specific item better making it SNCA. The only good things added to this update was the crossbow and some blocks overall this update was a complete let down (it was good doe^[Marge...]) (this was update that started using the corpo animated trailers cause they know how bad it was gonna be geeeeeeeeeg)
  • Pewdiepie also started his playthrough since this version which caused a massive influx of newfags into 'craft. Pewdiepie also changed the status of minecraft from "stupid kids game" to something respectable in adult world, 'cause before this, minecraft had a similar reputation as Skibidi Toilet.
• 1.15: BEES pretty much it tho the snapshot had some crystal honey that they add and got rid of some reason.
• 1.16: the last gem that saved the 'craft Completely overhauled the Nether by adding many Biomes, Structures, and Dungeons and adding great mobs like the Piglin and Strider with a lot of amazing blocks truly the last gem before they really fucked everything up
• 1.1Ϫ: ███ ██ ████████████ ████ █████ ████ █████ █████ ███ ██████████ ███████████ ██████████ ██████████, █████ ███ ███████, █████ ████ ████ ██ ████ █████████ █████████ ██ █████ ██████████ ██████ █████ █████ ████ █████████.
• 1.17: Was going to completely overhaul caves and mountains but Mojang realized that if they release it like that they would had to think of entirely new update so they had to split the update into 6 diffrnet updates to hold the community over because they started to become creatively bankrupted adding nothing useful really all of the mobs do nothing useful and the features were just dumb the telescope is useless because of optifine and the lighting rod is SNCA the only good thing it add was the blocks

SoyBooru

• • 1.18: Completely overhauled ruined world generation with biome blending mountains making a lot of structures stuck in the tall mountains but the new cave generation was really good the only thing added was another disk of the brimstone tranny artist Leif Chappelle
  • 1.19: Mojang REALLY overpromised with this one. It was supposed to revamp a ton of biomes and add new wildlife, but they ended up not adding promised features like birch forest overhauls, shelf fungi, and fireflies. Fireflies were a weird one because they said that it was because some species of firefly are poisonous to some species of frog, but it's obvious to anyone with a brain that they just couldn't get mobs as small as fireflies to work despite that it added the deep dark biome with the Warden (originally promised for 1.17) and mangrove swamps it was a good update but had one major flaw that being chat reporting which Microsoft wanted to force people to get banned from playing multiplayer servers if they were saying anything offensive on the cozy game it became the most controversial update thanks to that
  • 1.20-1.20.5: This was the time period where they stall with the cave update features for a couple more updates adding SNCA really go check the wiki if you really care that much. At one point, they abominated the ore designs.
  • 1.21: A update that wasn't any content from the cave update and is not crap it was a gem in fact similar to what 1.11 did the trial chambers was a fun dungeon that had many secrets to explore with great loot and added a lot of amazing features that the community was asking for like locked chests, more paintings, and a new weapon this was surprisingly the last good update that Mojang didn't fuck up how did they do it? who knows but it was a last spark of hope until 1.21.4 came out
    • 1.21.2: Added bundles, the last of the features originally promised for 1.17. It took so long because a company with hundreds of employees developing the most popular game in the world couldn't figure out how to get bundles to work on touchscreens.
  • 1.21.4: After the disaster mess that was the cave update they decided to go back to making updates like they did before 1.13 you excepted it to be a fresh new start but instead they made the worst update ever and added a new A24-inspired slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling genre-redefining gender-affirming Monster that dies when hitting a certain part of a tree in a biome that is in a re-textured forest you can set this standard of the game going forward because they reach rock bottom from being so creatively bankrupted to add anything interesting in the game

SoyBooru

• • 1.21.5: Added warm and cold variants of farm animals and some new ambient stuff. Also finally added fireflies but now they're a particle instead of a mob.
  • 1.21.6: Added the Happy Ghast, which is supposed to be able to act as a floating platform but in practice is just there to look marketable taking the troon levels of the game a all new high.
  • 1.21.Ϫ: ██████ █████ █████ ███ ███████ █ ████████ ████████.
  • 1.21.9: Added a bunch of new copper stuff and the copper golem, which can sort items if you don't want to spend a million hours building a Redstone-based item sorter!
  • 1.21.11: Added a new weapon, the spear that trannies love because it's hecckin dashing mechanic, and some new hostile mobs!
• 26.1: Changed the version format and troonified all of the baby mobs. It also added shitty new loud sounds to some of the animals. Overall, it abominated and defiled the animals of Minecraft. Version number format was changed to current year and quarter format.
• 26.2 (upcoming): Will add YET ANOTHER marketable gimmick mob actually he is pretty cool where you abuse which goes against Mojang's way of abusing passive mobs in the game and two new sets of decorative ketchup and mustard blocks that nobody will ever use also a acid pool or something overall little underwhelming still.

Servers

Main article: /Servers

Minecraft servers are multiplayer servers where several players can play together. Different servers have different play styles.

Mods

Minecraft can be modded to however you like here a list of some gemmy mods

(You) WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW.

• Schizocraft
• Create
• Mo' Creatures
• Mowzie's Mobs
• Mr. Crayfish Furniture
• Clay Soldiers
• Aether
• Twlight Forest
• Between Lands
• Better Nether & Better End
• Biomes of Plenty
• Any YUNG mod
• Quark
• Iron Chests
• Chocolate Quest
• Rouge-like Dungeons
• Aquaculture 2
• Dragon Mounts
• Waystones
• Spartant Weaponry
• Not Enough TNT
• Mutant Beast
• Ender Colossus
• Primitive Mobs
• Illagers+
• MmmMmmMmmMmm Target Dummy
• Unseen's Dungeon Additions
• Ice and Fire
• Tiny Mob Farm
• Bountiful

How to make Mods

You can make your own mods for Minecraft very easily. The game uses Java so all the modding APIs are in Java. As of 29 October 2025, Minecraft Java Edition is no longer obfuscated (previously obfuscated using ProGuard), and can thus be much easier to mod. To look at the Minecraft source code, decompress the .jar file, and you should find a bunch of .class files inside. If your IDE has a decompiler like FernFlower, it can easily convert the .class files back to .java. (Even though Mojang has been providing obfuscation maps to recover the original names anyway for quite some time)

If you want to mod Minecraft Bedrock Edition, you have to use JavaScript, and write configurations in JSON. This obviously means Bedrock is far more limited in what you can mod and change about the game, because the core game is still written in C++.

Chicken Jockey

A meme that was from the gemmy Minecraft Movie rumor has it the final post on 4cuck during the 14th April hack was the words "CHICKEN JOCKEY".^{[it just is, ok?]}

GET 5368471 4chan

The Chicken Jockey was the last aryan to roam 4cuck.

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  Nate looking at the Fnf pedo zombie from the minecraft movie. First seen on /soy/10555912
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  FNF Pedo but its the chicken jockey

Lava chicken song parody (Jartycuck edition)

Ja-ja-ja-jarty, cu-cu-cu-cuck

Nate's jarty cuck, yeah, he's obsessed as hell

Ooh, dios mios, now you're ringin' the bell

Tranny and gooner, now he's having a leak

Ooh, super groomer, it's a jarty cuck!

Grotesque Steve

A depiction of Grotesque Steve created by Dr. Fauci^{[he just did, ok?]}

Grotesque Steve's theme song

Grotesque Steve is a grotesque 3D model of Steve that originated from /v/ as a way to advocate for adding Steve to Super Smash Bros Ultimate or something.^{[it just does, ok?]}

He also was used by FuturisticHub to make videos, most notably a one of Steve raping Banjo-Kazooie in the ass for a minute or something before turning him into an assist trophy and shoving it up his ass after which he shits it out and the video ends.

This video of Steve raping Banjo-Kazooie has been the subject of many aryan edits and has been shown to be a prevalent part of sharty culture.

Some nigger also made a Minecraft mod about this or something

Soundtrack

Minecraft's soundtrack is enjoyed by many Soyteens due to being nostalgic. The classic soundtrack was composed by C418, an East German Communist. Despite him being a retard politically, his music is gemmy. In later updates, Macroshit started replacing the soundtrack with new slop music that doesn't fit the game at all composed by a troon named Lena Raine (real name Leif Chappelle), Aaron Cherof, Kumi Tanioka, and Amos Roddy. It's also way too loud, so it breaks both the immersion and your speakers. The old music is still technically in the game but you rarely ever hear it unless you use a resource pack to remove the new trooncoal.

Copycats and fan games

Main article: /Copycats and fan games

Because of how popular Minecraft is Minecraft has many copycats and fan created remakes/ports

Ports

Main article: /Ports

Over the time minecraft grew larger and larger which allowed Mojang to adopt the Minecraft to other devices

See also

• 14nate_higgers88
• Gem from Soytube

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