Fetus Soyjak

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Fetus Soyjak is a mythical, incomprehensibly rare Soyjak depicting an unborn infant with the face of a crying soyjak. According to deep lore (some random schizo), this masterpiece first spawned in the primordial ooze of /tv/, where it was supposedly heavily spammed and became popular there.

This 'jak officially achieved its legendary status after a highly unmedicated anon on /qa/ threw a multi-day temper tantrum begging for it. This chud essentially refused to take his meds, touch grass, or log off until he was finally spoonfed the image.

The Curse

WARNING: There are totally credible, definitely-not-paranoid rumors that this image is actually cursed and IRL-wipes anyone who dares to post it.

This chilling lore perfectly explains why it never reached the mainstream spam levels of other edits. Think about it: the fact that the beggar anon completely vanished from the internet instead of spamming his newly acquired gem, AND the irrefutable fact that this very article's author was hit by mysterious server errors while trying to upload the compilation post.

Coincidence? This terrifying anomaly has yet to be fully debunked and is currently undergoing rigorous, highly scientific study by the top-tier soyentists down at the asylum.

Gallery

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  The quest for the fetus soyjak. Low quality but still readable.
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  Newer fetus soyjak made by a newchud