Hanukkah

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Hanukkah is (((Jewish))).

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Hanukkah is a multi-night holiday that takes place in a random part of December (nophono knows why thoughbeit) in which DA JOOOOOOOS observe the commemoration in which the Second Temple had been rebuilt in Jerusalem. The eight-night commemoration originates from a miracle in which a day's worth of candle oil burned for several nights straight during the revitalisation.

Although the holiday is primarily celebrated by the ultra-orthodox and Rabbinic Jews, many Jews who are secular have opted to participate in it due to its occurence near or during Sciencemas, depending on whenever it lands, thus boosting its cultural significance.

To be researched: Editor's note: do something soyjak for when hanukkah rolls around this December 14th through the 22nd, with subheaders for each night. Can (You) help us?