Soyrusalem
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 Kikewaffen Divison |
 Gaza | ||||||
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 Gold |
 Apigale | ||||||
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 ~105 'teens |
20-25 Gazans and their allies 4 Goyrusalemites | ||||||
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Heavy losses |
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Soyrusalem was a town established by CobsonTALKS and Gold on Minecraft server "EarthPol" [1] It was founded on June 7 2025[2] by CobsonTALKS, before being quickly handed over to Gold. The city was considered the successor to Terradivisa's soypolis. Gold's rule had been widely lauded among members of the Gempire of Soot for his percieved incompetence and impulsiveness in leading the country.
History[edit | edit source]
Sacking of Jerusalem[edit | edit source]
The sacking of Jerusalem was a campaign to pacify and destroy Jerusalem, a settlement created by a normgroid to LARP as the heccin' wholesome crusaders. Tension began on June 7th when a user called Overplans began destroying Soyrusalem's crops and farm animals using lava buckets, causing Gold to turn off block permissions for outsiders. Overplans would later demand a 50% income tax; however, Gold would call him a "filthy goy" and burn him with lava thereafter. After this, roughly six 'teens would follow the pajeet on the map and kill him twice as revenge.
In response to the tensions, XTHEsilent, the supposed leader of Jerusalem, would try negotiating with Gold. However, Gold declined, demanding either full annexation of Jerusalem or the destruction of their town. The leader would in return reject the offer, and thus the Sacking of Goyrusalem began with a user calling upon all soyteens to grief the unprotected buildings of Jerusalem. Their place was severely lavacasted to oblivion and all their crops were destroyed. 'Teens would later begin to set chunk claims around the two problematic settlements to surround them and prevent expansion, these claims were later deleted by some jannies.
Soyteen-Rhodesian Alliance[edit | edit source]
On June 9th Soyrusalem would get assaulted by Cypriot larpers, causing massive amounts of resource loss due to the death count. As a result, Gold struck up a conversation with Rhodesia larpers on Discord to aid them with supplies, and military support in case of another invasion. As of 6/8, Cyprus has announced its plans to invade Soyrusalem, with Rhodesia supporting the latter in the aforementioned invasion.
Allegations of corruption by Gold[edit | edit source]
On June 8th, allegations against Gold, Soyrusalem's current mayor, were made, stating that he was a "Turkish corder", and furthermore that he abused his mayoral powers of Soyrusalem by removing several members after they complained about gold (the server's currency) being wasted. [3]
Gempire of Soot[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gempire_of_Soot
On June 9th, Gold would establish the Kingdom of Soot, later renamed to the Gempire of Soot. Besides Soyrusalem, it has a settlement in the Sinai.
Raid on Gaza[edit | edit source]
After the establishment of the Kingdom of Soot, a conflict immediately broke out between Cypriots led by user Apigale and Soyrusalem, led by 33Faq. The war's reasoning was reportedly the Cypriots' attempt to attack a Rhodesian settlement. Owing to the lack of experience and gear of the Levantine army, heavy losses were taken by the Soyteens, of whom were reportedly attacking with stone weaponry against the Cypriots equipped with diamond gear and armor.[4][5] Consensus was formed shortly thereafter that the war was a stalemate, with Gold notably expressing immense rage in the Levantine nation chat [6][7] and kicking several members for continuing to raid the Gaza settlement after the war's end. [8] Gold was lauded after a stalemate had been formed for his percieved mishandling of the conflict, as well as lashing out in nation chat and kicking one member. [9] This battle notably resulted in the beginning of the ongoing conflict between the Cypriots and Soyteens.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
The raid, which was a loss largely owing to the discrepancy in equipment between the Cypriots' forces and the Soyrusalemites, led to a regearing of the Levant's armed forces taking place. As of June 11th, the vast majority of its raiders were equipped with enchanted diamond equipment as a result of Gold's demands.
Southern Incursion[edit | edit source]
On June 11th, roughly two Cypriots launched a small-scale incursion into the southern border of Soyrusalem. A defense force composed mostly of diamond armor-equipped players led by CobsonTALKS was quickly formed to respond, pushing the two raiders back to Gaza. A short skirmish then took place between the Cypriots and 'teens before a stalemate was formed directly on the border between Soyrusalem and the wilderness. Attempts were made at utilizing both lava and arrows to attach each side, but with little results. The combatants gradually withdrew from their positions shortly thereafter.
Siege Update[edit | edit source]
On June 13th, an update to Earthpol will be released allowing for nations to besiege other nations'. Gaza, under Cyprus, has announced its plans in advance to besiege Soyrusalem once the update releases.
Final days of the Gempire[edit | edit source]
After one month of the Gempire of Soot being established we eventually lost too many soyteens thanks to jannies being obnoxious niggers who helped our enemy on the first siege, most 'teens stopped playing afterwards because of poor management of the nation (Gold being a retarded nigger by giving perms to any nigger who asked and eventually one of them stole all our reserves of gold) and the aftermath of the first siege agaisnt gazacucks being helped by staff members which demoralized a lot of 'teens. The final days were not sour and we rejoiced on the experience and fun we had baiting the general chat and ambushing unironic faggots and corders and the funny times where we carpet bombed gaza and leveled an entire mountain just to spite...and it was a very gemmy experience.
The Aftermath of the fall of Soyrusalem[edit | edit source]
After Gold had resigned and quit the server the city got sold off to Byzantium and plundered of anything valuable. First its territory has been reduced and later on the city was completely wiped off by the jannies. The whole area where Soyrusalem stood was rolled back to its original state and its claims got greately reduced. Now under a new name and owner whats left of the city remains empty and abandoned, a shadow of what it used to be.
