Jartyitis
Jartyitis is a serious medical disease turns any animal into a Jartycuck caused by parasites that feed on 'P, gooning rituals and brimstone. Jartyitis is believed to originate from the black cum springs of Lesotho, however some chuds agree that Jartyitis is made in a lab by Dr. Fauci himself. Once a patient is infected, gradual changes can take from weeks to months and sometimes a full year without the patient realizing that he is infected. Symptoms include: Skin darkening, Urges to watch 'P, Severe intrusive thoughts, Rapidly increasing fat density, Rape urges, Jartyflies above the head, swollen eyes, 'P Wings, lip growth and a noose manifesting around the neck. Symptoms remain unless you seek medical attention!
Fatality Rate
[edit | edit source]Jartyitis can be lethal to non-shitskins, Jartyitis has evolved to attach itself to splintercucks or non-sharty alternatives such as Jartycucks, Shemmycucks, Cordcucks and 4cucks. A non-shitskin with jartyitis only lives for more than 2 months and die instantly from energy depletion since their bodies cannot process 'P and Brimstone properly when consumed.
Vectors
[edit | edit source]The most common vector of Jartyitis is the Jartyfly for their massive population and the ability to transmit diseases such as HIV, Jaundice, Monkeypox, Smallpox, Leprosy, Ringworm and of course Jartyitis. However other vectors for Jartyitis that are much more dangerous and most of all life-threatening. Consult the vector chart to see more.
| Vector | Likeliness | Jartyitis infections | Threat to life |
|---|---|---|---|
| Needles | 99.9% | 3000 | 60% |
| Jartyfly | 80% | 60000 | 40% |
| Shemmosquito | 80% | 2000 | 60% |
| Blood contact | 60% | 500 | 20% |
Curing Jartyitis
[edit | edit source]There is only a 20 percent chance for the Jartyitis cure to work properly since it contains radium. The radium in the radium-tanzanite solution irradiates the Jartyitis parasite while the tanzanite restores the body. If you are unlucky enough to fall out of the 20% chance of being cured, you will get five completely different cancers and your skin will turn red almost instantly.
