Loosh

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Loosh is a term that was coined by Robert Monroe, the founder of the Monroe Institute, to describe the energetic spiritual substance generated from our emotions. Loosh is essentially your soul essence. Loosh is incredibly addictive, causing demonic, low-vibrating people to seek it constantly. Loosh is a finite substance that we contain, and those who run low on it suffer. The best way to protect your Loosh is by not giving a fuck about pointless, earthly, materialistic distractions that you can't control like politics, degeneracy, bait, and the economy. Despite what most people think about loosh, normies are extremely addicted to loosh, although they usually are unaware of their loosh addiction. Essentially, loosh is your soul essence.

Relation to the Sharty

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The Sharty, in its current state, is an absolute GEM MINE for looshfarmers. Bait threads are a prime example of this. If you think about it logically, there is absolutely no reason to post bait as there is no notoriety or fame to be gained on an anonymous imageboard. Baitposters are addicted to feeding on the powerful spiritual emotions you direct towards them. Soybooru is absolutely infested with looshfarmers. Almost every notable namefag on the 'ru is a looshfarmer. If you want to protect your loosh, do not engage with these people.

How to protect (You)r loosh

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  • Do not let things out of your control upset you. This is rule number one ALWAYS.
  • Drink plenty of water
  • Stop watching the news
  • Take cold showers or salt baths to cleanse your mind
  • Stare at a wall for two hours
  • Meditate
  • Take a nap
  • Go on walks regularly
  • Don't talk to niggers

Signs (You) are drained of loosh

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  • You have a persistent feeling of dread/anxiety
  • Your mouth is dry
  • You have a reliance on consumption/consumerism to fill the loosh void
  • You feel like you're watching life through the body of somebody else
  • You're disillusioned with reality
  • You spend lots of time in dark rooms
  • You have a deep sense of hatred
  • You sleep during important moments