Sleep

This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. 

Sleep is the state of reduced mental and physical activity and when one becomes unconcious.

Benefits

It allows the body to reenergize itself as well as improving the mood of the sleeper, making it a top cure of SLF Syndrome. A good sleep also boosts performance, allowing a person to eat the bugs and work for their masters more efficently.

Sleepfagging

Sleeping is the main weakness of an Admin, Mod or Janitor as depending on the quantity of awake staff members it can leave their website in a vulnerable state.

Because of this, raiders, spammers and 'corders mainly choose their raids during Eurohours.

It is speculated by the experts that jannies' deep and sweet sleep also causes the endless wait for media approval.

Insomnia

Insomnia is the inability to properly sleep. This condition is often caused by a dangerous lack of meds inside a patients body, or, in more severe cases, schizophrenia. Sufferers of insomnia are advised to double their meds dosage, a cut on caffeine consumption, meditation and special breathing exercises.

People with the highest rates of Insomnia

• Caffeine addicts
• Office workers
• Jannies
• Feraljak whenevers he's angry

See also

• /calm/
• Nightly raids
• Daylight cycle

Sleep is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide