Sleep
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This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.
Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. |
Sleep is a gem.
But waking up is VANTABLACK!!!!| Sleep | |
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| Frequency | Most healthy adults have 7-9 hours of sleep per night |
Sleep is the state of reduced mental and physical activity and when one becomes unconcious.
Benefits[edit | edit source]
It allows the body to reenergize itself as well as improving the mood of the sleeper, making it a top cure of SLF Syndrome. A good sleep also boosts performance, allowing a person to eat the bugs and work for their masters more efficently.
Sleepfagging[edit | edit source]
Sleeping is the main weakness of an Admin, Mod or Janitor as depending on the quantity of awake staff members it can leave their website in a vulnerable state
Because of this, raiders, spammers and 'corders mainly choose their raids during Eurohours.
Insomnia[edit | edit source]
Insomnia is the inability to properly sleep. This condition is often caused by a dangerous lack of meds inside a patients body, or, in more severe cases, schizophrenia. Sufferers of insomnia are advised to double their meds dosage, a cut on caffeine consumption, meditation and special breathing exercises.
People with the highest rates of Insomnia[edit | edit source]
- Caffine Addicts
- Office workers
- Jannies
- Feraljak whenevers he's angry
See also[edit | edit source]
| Sleep is part of a series on Mental health 
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
