Panaché
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Panaché is coal.
>This is a commie sproke or something
Panaché (pronounced pa-nah-shay) is an unholy amalgamation of a soda and any discount beer found in a 7/11 [or whatever convenience store they have in yurope]. Despite the name sounding like a south american dictator, it can be translated from French as someone who is "flamboyant"[1]. It was first invented by a German who, thanks to the opening of a cycle path linking his inn to Munich in 1922, was running out of piss beer and decided to cut it with arabic piss lemonade[2].
Recipe[edit | edit source]
Add a soft drink to your beer, which can be either soda or lemonade, and mix the two components in a 1:1 beer-to-soda or beer-to-lemonade ratio.
>That's it?
Yeah, that's it. It's an alcoholic drink for broke-ass yuropoors who are too poor to afford fancy drinks but still want their crappy, piss-like drinks to be sparkling.
