Sprite

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Dr. Sprokeberg holding a Sprite can, ready to mix it with Coca Cola
Sprite's logo
Sprite throughout the years

Sprite is a carbonated soft drink. It's best known for being one of the two ingredients found in Sproke. Sprite is owned and manufactured by Coca-Cola Company.

Much like Sproke, Sprite has mixed origins. The name originated from a bottler located in Houston, Texas. The drink itself started as a flavor of Fanta, named Fanta Clear Lemon. Fanta Clear Lemon was introduced to America as Sprite in 1961, as a competitor to 7-Up.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Sprite is primarily made of carbonated water and high fructose corn syrup. To aquire its clear appearance, German scientists put a secret invisibility serum into the mixture. The potion, however, was lost to time. Nowadays, Coca-Cola uses cat-ink, which gets extracted every quarter, from the scrotum of the Mossad variant of Bright Blue Cats. <— you also have to add a hint of nigger saliva to get that SOY.

McDonald's Sprite[edit | edit source]

>Very refreshing after chompin' a big mac or some shit

McDonald's Sprite is best known for being different from normal sprite or something. This is because it's much stronger than normal sprite with extra carbonation or something. McDonald's sprite is also known to be from ohio bruhhh 💀💀

Lean[edit | edit source]

Lean, also known as drank or sizzurp, is a drug niggers use and love to overdose on. It consists of Sprite mixed with prescription-grade cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine. It's the third most popular drug amongst negros, right behind nigger weed and nigger crack cocaine.

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