Pornchasers

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Pornchasers is an extraordinarily nonsensical vantablorpalge margerald from the intangible surface of Neptune!

Pornchasers is a genre-defining, spine-tingling, cheap-jumpscare free, A24 tier video of Shinzo Abe (Former Japanese Prime Minister) having bees spill out his mouth, accompanied by a high pitched blowing/whistle sound, similar to that as if you blew on the thin edge of a piece of paper. Then, with pursed lips, he says 'Pornchasers!' before repeating a similar action to the beginning, though this time longer and louder. Then, the most spine-tingling part of the video occurs, as bees descend across the screen, the view shifts from Shinzo Abe to a large pile of mutilated dead bodies in front of a wooden blue house.

It is an example of 'O.

Who are the 'Pornchasers'?

The image the Pornchasers video is supposedly based on.

This is the most divisive mystery in the video among curious viewers and theorists; are the 'Pornchasers' the bees, or the pile of dead bodies?

Unfortunately, little is to be discovered through this debate. Whilst it's interesting to talk about, without further evidence either way it's impossible to know.

An interesting outsider theory proposed was that this bares no real English etymological roots, and the word is merely gibberish, or perhaps in a language we can't understand, like Ching-Chongese or something like that.

Why is Shinzo Abe malformed?

Shinzo appears in the video at the start. The first frame is clearly similar to his Presidential portrait. The image was distorted first, and later turned into the AI video.

Shinzo's Anti-Coomer Vengeance Theory

Some theories claim the picture is actually a real photo of the deceased president's spirit. The theory claims that due to low birth rates around the world, the spirit of Shinzo roams the earth, using his supernatural power of his bee attack, his 'Pornchasers', to hunt down and kill porn addicts who choose porn over finding a partner to pro-create with. Or perhaps the bees are the 'Pornchasers' that hunt down porn and destroy it, perhaps the people in the body pile at the end were creating pornography.

The Location of the House

The house is evidently not in Japan due to the architecture, which looks distinctly North American, likely northeast USA or northeast Canada. The people are light in skin tone, and all have black hair. Whilst this fits the description of Japanese people, this could easily be White people too.

One interesting theory is that these were Japanese immigrants to the USA or on holiday, perhaps on holiday they were viewing uncensored pornography. This would explain why he had a special vengeance against them specifically.

The Reach of His Powers

If the above theory is true, it would either imply the ghost of Shinzo Abe is able to traverse the earth somehow, either by foot or some other method, or he is able to deploy the bees to any location in the world he wants, which might be even more scary.

The Video is Real Theory

Just ignore this part. Whilst this is a popular theory among the mentally unwell, the 公安調査庁 (The Japanese Public Security Intelligence Agency) did not attempt to make the video seem fake by putting an AI watermark on top, that is simply preposterous. Experts have determined the video is 100% AI generated and misinformation, possibly Russian in origin.

Do not investigate further.