SNCA:African ceiling bird

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African ceiling bird in its natural habitat

Call of the African ceiling bird

The African ceiling bird (Aviana detecta domesticus) is a species of semi-domesticated bird commonly found in human dwellings across the globe. Known for its characteristic shrill alarm call and unusual preference for ceiling habitats, it is regarded as both a guardian and a nuisance in modern homes.

Description

The African ceiling bird is small, circular, and typically white or off-white in coloration, which allows it to blend seamlessly into plaster or painted ceilings. Unlike most avian species, it does not possess wings or feathers. Instead, it attaches itself directly to flat surfaces using mysterious, human-assisted methods.

Behavior and call

The bird is best known for two distinctive vocalizations:

• Low-battery chirp: A solitary, intermittent "chirp", typically occurring at regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds. This behavior has been most widely documented in dwellings occupied by Africans.
• Alarm call: A loud, piercing, repetitive screech, usually triggered by smoke or heat. This call most commonly occurs when Indians try to cook.

Habitat

The African ceiling bird thrives exclusively in indoor environments, with a strong affinity for ceilings. It is most commonly found in bedrooms, kitchens, and hallways. Rarely migratory, the species is usually stationary, though it may be relocated by humans when it ceases to function effectively, or when Africans deem its call undesirable and don't wish to feed it instead.

Interaction with Humans

Humans have developed a symbiotic relationship with the African ceiling bird. While the species offers early-warning protection against fire and smoke, it demands occasional offerings of "batteries" in return. Failure to meet these needs results in the bird's characteristic chirping ritual. "Humans" of African origin are often unfamiliar with the offerings, and instead grow accustomed to the chirping.