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Brandon enjoying an at bat in a game of baseball

Baseball is a pastime enjoyed by millions of soyteens but is also considered SNCA. It is a game played by two teams of 9 people (usually Amerimutts or Dominicans), the objective of the game is to score more than your opponent by touching home plate, however in order to do this someone has to strike the baseball and run the bases. doing this will result in a run being awarded to your team never a point, no points there are no points in baseball btw. Baseball is special because there are no points in baseball, unlike every sport played by euromutts.

Significance[edit | edit source]

Although baseball is considered SNCA by many it is seen as a beacon of hope by spics living in third world countries and the only way for them to escape a life of poverty (aside from a life of crime) people who have succeeded with this mindset include:

  • Pedro Martinez
  • Juan Soto
  • David Ortiz
  • Vladimir Guerrero Sr.
  • Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
  • Alejandro Kirk