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Baseball is a pastime enjoyed by millions of soyteens but is also considered SNCA. This sport is also the most popular for cacas in the US, considering it is usually the first sport they play. It is a game played by two teams of 9 people (usually Amerimutts, Dominicans, or chinks). The objective of the game is to score more than your opponent by touching home plate, however in order to do this someone has to strike the baseball and run the bases. Doing this will result in a run being awarded to your team, not a point. Baseball is special because there are no points in baseball, unlike every sport played by euromutts.
Significance[edit | edit source]
Although baseball is considered SNCA by many it is seen as a beacon of hope by spics living in third world countries and the only way for them to escape a life of poverty (aside from a life of crime).
Famous players[edit | edit source]
- Joe DiMaggio (1936-1951) played for yankees
- Ted Williams (1939-1960) played for red sox
- Stan Musial (1941-1963) played for cardinals
- Warren Spahn (1942-1965) played for braves
- Yogi Berra (1946-1965) played for yankees
- Willie Mays (1948-1973) played for giants
- Mickey Mantle (1951-1968) played for yankees
- Al Kaline (1953-1974) played for tigers
- Henry Aaron (1954-1976) played for braves
- Brooks Robinson (1955-1977) played for orioles
- Carl Yastrzemski (1961-1983) played for red sox
- Pete Rose (1963-1986) played for reds and phillies
- Johnny Bench (1967-1983) played for reds
- Rod Carew (1967-1985) played for twins
- Reggie Jackson (1967-1987) played for athletics and yankees
- George Brett (1973-1993) played for royals
- Ozzie Smith (1978-1996) played for cardinals
- Cal Ripken (1981-2001) played for orioles
- Tony Gwynn (1982-2001) played for padres
- Barry Bonds (1986-2007) played for giants
- Ken Griffey (1989-2010) played for mariners
- Ivan Rodriguez (1991-2011) played for rangers
- Alex Rodriguez (1994-2016) played for mariners and yankees
- Mariano Rivera (1995-2013) played for yankees
- Derek Jeter (1995-2014) played for yankees