Soy-Files

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The eponymous "Soy-Files".
L. J. Kikeberg's personal filing cabinet, hiding the Soy-Files away in a locked, dusty basement archive.

The Soy-Files were a series of nearly 800 untagged soyjaks that were unapproved, and invisible, on the 'ru, remnants of the previous failure OnionsBooru and its successor, the failure SuBooru. Despite the fact that they wouldn't have taken very long to tag, which was the reason often given by Lohl Kikeberg (pseudonym: "Lolkike") for not approving them yet, they remained inaccessible to soyciety at large.

An alleged photograph of a soylien spacecraft, abducting a peculiar crystalline lifeform for further study.

What secrets could the Soy-Files possibly have been hiding? Why are they unavailable to the public? What about the Hidden Mines of SoyBooru?

One common hypothesis among oft-maligned soyspiracy theorists that the Soy-Files contain troonjaks that Lolkike would find too triggering to display on the booru. A less common one is this: that they contain evidence of off-world soylien life.