Soyjak.party (confused perspective)

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This page is uhhhhhh about a website called "the sharty?"
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A "Soyjack party," also known as the uh, "sharty", and um "Snarkee snappy". I think, is an English message board (just like Reddit, for example) on the World Wide Web created by some anonymous web user named "smoke," or "ash," or something similar to that. They mainly make fun of more feminine males, something still not understood by internet-oriented sociologists to this day. They like to call these males "soy boys," which lacks an understandable correlation as soy (the food source "soy boys" consume) has no properties to cause femininity; modern science claims that women-like traits are inherited through genetics, not the consumption of a simple, healthy compound. Oddly though, they call themselves "Soymilk teens and 'teens" as some joke, even though they perceive the qualities of "soy boys" as very negative.

Five separate owners have run the website: "Ash," "Cooz," "Playdoll," "Fruit," and some person named "Sodium." They use these names to hide their true identity, even though, uh, the names are just plain, uh, confusing.

History on the World Wide Web

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Mr. Ash (can I call him that?) created the website as a, uh, "joke" in 2021. Following the 4chan administrator ban, they migrated to the site and created their own online web culture of sharing paintings of "soyjacks" made in Microsoft paint. After some dramatic events, the main "administrator" (usually their owner) was swapped from Mr. Ash/Smoke to a Russian-Cypriot businessman and radio host by the name of Yuri Kuznetsov or by the online handle of simply, uh, "Cooz." Cooz ran the website for 305 days (July 16, 2022, and May 17, 2023) until he was exposed as a dark web pedophile and sex trafficker. This resulted in him being replaced by a man named, uh, "Playdoll." This new "administrator" "Playdoll" was loved by many. But, uh, as they uh say, "all good things come to an end." The next "administrator" was a user named "Fruit," who people describe as very cartoonish. Then came another user named "Sodium." He is the current "administrator" of the, uh, Soyjak party. He, uh, does stuff on the internet, uh. Some users also mention a person named "Quote," but i think its a misunderstanding of them quoting what another administrator said.