Spedjak

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	My mom says you guys simply don't understand me...

This topic is related to soyjak.blog Here be namefags and SNCA.

Spedjak
SoyjakOriginal
Soyjak subvariant/trend
Origin	Soyjak.blog, 3 of December 2024
Creator	8doe
SoyBooru posts	38 As of December 11, 2025
Based on	Classic Soyjak Retard Wojaks

Spedjak is a subvariant that reimagines various types of retarded Wojaks (also known as brainletjaks) if they were IAS.

History

The 'jaks were created by user doedoedoe on a schlog thread at December 3 of 2024 and were later uploaded to the SoyBooru later at the same day. The trend consists of picking multiple retard wojak variants and turning them into soyjaks by turning their facial features into a Classic Soyjak with Chud lips. The variant was later adopted to make fun of namefags and depict certain types of people as retarded.

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Spedjak is part of a series on
Soyjak variants Visit the Soyjak Variants portal for more.
Main variants [-+] Variants with 1,000+ SoyBooru posts Classic Soyjak ♦ A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak ♦ Alicia ♦ Bernd ♦ Chudjak ♦ Cobson ♦ Cryboy Soyjak ♦ El Perro Rabioso ♦ Feraljak ♦ Gapejak ♦ Impish Soyak Ears ♦ Kuzjak ♦ Markiplier Soyjak ♦ Meximutt ♦ Nojak ♦ Shirtjak ♦ Smugjak ♦ Soytan ♦ Tony Soprano Soyjak ♦ Two Soyjaks Pointing
Other variants [-+] Common variants (Variants with 100-999 SoyBooru posts) Abortion Lover ♦ Angryjak ♦ Brandon ♦ Budgiejak ♦ Catjak ♦ Chugsjak ♦ Cirrus ♦ Cobbert ♦ Coinjak ♦ Dubbbzjak ♦ Dylanjak ♦ ET Soyjak ♦ Excited Soyjak ♦ Fatjak ♦ Fisheyejak ♦ Flartson ♦ Godjak ♦ Hot Sauce ♦ Hydejak ♦ Imhotep ♦ Impish Soyak ♦ Isaac ♦ Ishish Soyak Ears ♦ Israeli Soyjak ♦ Itsoutgetinhere ♦ Lennonjak ♦ Markiplier Soyjak 2 ♦ Monkeyjak ♦ Mulletjak ♦ Notejak ♦ Norwegian Soyjak ♦ Parrotjak ♦ Platejak ♦ PPP ♦ Protestantjak ♦ Punkjak ♦ Reaction Soyjak ♦ Rupturejak ♦ Shotjak ♦ Sidson ♦ Snoojak ♦ Soykio Kid ♦ Syndromejak ♦ Vlodson ♦ Weirdpenis ♦ Yurjak Miscellaneous 3kliksjak ♦ 5'6 jak ♦ Beastjak ♦ Billy ♦ Binocular Jak ♦ Blartjak ♦ Blackpill Jak ♦ Britson ♦ Brojak ♦ Buckteeth Soyjak ♦ Casnatus ♦ Crabjak ♦ Darkiplier ♦ DnBjak ♦ ESAM ♦ Goopjak ♦ Hawleyjak ♦ Hercules ♦ Ignatius ♦ Jarboy ♦ Mameson ♦ Mentaljak ♦ Microplasticsjak ♦ Npestajak ♦ Ogreson ♦ Patriotjak ♦ Phillip ♦ Pissluffare ♦ Quirkjak ♦ Slitherjak ♦ Sloppy ♦ Slurpjak ♦ Sobot ♦ Soylady ♦ Susjak ♦ Thunderf00t ♦ Trumpjak ♦ Uglyfuckingthing ♦ Zjak ♦ variant:unknown
Subvariants [-+] Annabelle ♦ Arkansasjak ♦ Ameriaryan ♦ Big Boy ♦ Boat Rammer ♦ Branigger ♦ Brazilaryan ♦ Brazilmutt ♦ Brunetto ♦ Chudjak Seething ♦ Cobusion ♦ Doctos ♦ Dr. Soystein ♦ Endmutt ♦ Fedora Redditor Soyjak ♦ Female Meximutt ♦ Feralrage ♦ Henry ♦ Hornyson ♦ I love X, but I would never ever ever ever ever never Y ♦ Jacobson ♦ Japeson ♦ Kohler ♦ Lawrence ♦ Massjak ♦ Mexiaryan ♦ Mexiwhore ♦ Morbidmutt ♦ Muscular Chud ♦ Neutralplier ♦ NuCob ♦ Obsessed Chud ♦ Ominous Soyjak ♦ El Perro Loco ♦ Hunky Twink Sex Machine ♦ Rapeson ♦ Schizo Hallucination Soyjak ♦ Scholar ♦ Science Lover ♦ Smugquack ♦ Soyjak shows his phone ♦ Soytrio ♠ Spadeson ♠ Splicejak ♦ Sprokejak ♦ Sproketan ♦ Swolesome Soyjak ♦ Tetojak ♦ Tismjak ♦ Trannyfur ♦ Troonjak ♦ Ukropson ♦ Unbothered Chud ♦ Waowjak ♦ Wewjak ♥ Wholesome Soyjak
Soyjak trends [-+] Amerimutt ♦ Are you soying what I'm soying ♦ Babyjak ♦ /calm/ ♦ Chud-Troon Alliance ♦ Circlejak ♦ Colorjaks ♦ Corn cob ♦ Deformed Soyjak ♦ Doctos ♦ Dreamworks ♦ Euromutt ♦ Fingerboys ♦ Fishjaks ♦ ESL FNF Pedo ♦ Fruitjaks ♦ Glowiejaks ♦ Godjak ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Jake ♦ Jannyjaks ♦ Kate Hikes ♦ Logan ♦ Natejaks ♦ No more brother wars ♦ NPC Soyjak ♦ OMGSISA ♦ Punisher Face ♦ Say the line, Wojak ♦ Sean ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Skeletonjaks ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Squirrel ♦ Thougher ♦ Tragedyjakking ♦ You don't understand, I'm only 29, 29 is young! ♦ The Holy Trinity ♦ Yotsoyba
By artform [-+] ASCIIjak ♦ Avant-Garde Soyjaks ♦ Circlejaks ♦ Dotjaks ♦ Factjaks ♦ Flipnote Studio ♦ JS Paint ♦ Lost Media ♦ Merges ♦ Minimalism ♦ OE-Cake ♦ Oekaki ♦ Pareidolia ♦ PoyoPoyo GIF Animaker ♦ Shitjak ♦ SSTV ♦ Stable Diffusion ♦ Stealthjak ♦ Steganography ♦ The Powder Toy ♦ Splicing
NAS [-+] Main article: NAS Wojak ♦ Non-Wojak soyjak ♦ Boykisser ♦ Chadjak ♦ Cobbess ♦ Enbie ♦ Gigachad ✡ Happy Merchant ✡ NPC ♦ HRjak ♦ Nordic Chad ♦ Pajeetjak ♦ Pepe ♦ Pink-Haired Enbie ♦ Pissluffare ♦ Poopson ♦ Sheeeit ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Soysuba ♦ Suba ♦ Wikipe-tan