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Spedjak (subvariant)

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>Though maybe you were looking for the variant of the same name?
This nigga has Assburgers

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. J
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Here be namefags and SNCA.

Spedjak is a subvariant that reimagines various types of retarded Wojaks (also known as brainletjaks) if they were IAS.

History[edit | edit source]

The 'jaks were created by user doedoedoe on a schlog thread at December 3 of 2024 and were later uploaded to the SoyBooru later at the same day. The trend consists of picking multiple retard wojak variants and turning them into soyjaks by turning their facial features into a Classic Soyjak with Chud lips. The variant was later adopted to make fun of namefags and depict certain types of people as retarded.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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