Talk:Happenings
Use the button to create a new topic: [+]
_[edit source]
A page in the style of https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History but for soyjak.party
this page has high potential to become the hub of events in the wiki and general happenings
I agree. I will start logging every happening
nice article shitheads
Currently there's no granular timeline of events, we could build it here.
Images?[edit source]
I think this article would be more interesting if images were placed at the side. --Notanamefag (talk) 02:10, 14 September 2023 (EST)
this has big potential to be one of the gemmist articles here[edit source]
be sure to update it, dont let this gem be forgotten. keep working
I don't recall any mention of splinter sites on august 24 in that thread. it was just some angry janitor.
when will pre-kuz history be added[edit source]
theres almost nothing in the 2020/21 sections or anything about the site prior to kuz taking over
- We only began logging events to soyjak.party/History in 2022. Feel free to retroadd any dates you remember.
page quality is falling[edit source]
>needs more cites
>needs better explanations
>needs more in depth tracking of history
>keeps missing important events
--Gemsick (talk) 13:32, 8 May 2023 (EST)
This will be added in the future -User:Black Hawk
ADD FUCKING SOURCES[edit source]
YOU NEED TO ADD A FUCKING SOURCE TO YOUR ENTRIES. IF YOU DO NOT, IT IS FUNCTIONALLY AS IF THEY DID NOT HAPPEN. I COULD SAY "KUZ HAD SEX WITH DOLL AND STICKIED AN MP4 OF IT FOR A WEEK" AND IT WOULD BE JUST AS VERIFIABLE AS THESE UNSOURCED ENTRIES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. FUCKING CLICK THE ARCHIVE BUTTON AND PASTE THE GODDAMN LINK INTO A CITATION BOX IT TAKES 20 SECONDS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU WILL FUCKING DO THIS.
--User:GemeraldSeeker (talk) 22:12, 3 June 2023 (EST)
What you've said is real. Sometimes you know it from dreams and it just fits perfectly. We are not real historians or police, shut up. It just works, okay? It just fucking works!
OP here, im trans btw not sure if it really matters
do we make an entry for every day or just notable days[edit source]
Putting on the front page[edit source]
What if we embed this page on the front page, like it's the "in the news" section on wikipedia, or like the recent happenings at the cwcki
Idk if it's even fucking possible since I put 2 seconds on thought in it, but I think it seems kinda like a good idea.
It can be a subsection in current events
--Gemmiest (talk) 22:39, 10 June 2023 (EST)
Breaking the history section into months[edit source]
Someone's broke up parts of the 2023 section into months- should this be implemented across the entire historical log or removed? -ACuteAndValidCobsister (talk)
Given how much stuff happened almost daily in 2023 and 2022, I think it makes sense to break up each section into months --User:Chud22
What the marge why is it happenings now
the Mossad being leaedr of soyjak party[edit source]
Negev is the real leader of all of soyjak party but she hides in ths shadows, never revealing her true control of the board. In fact she makes sure no one can identify her as president, but she is actually JDF agent and specifically owns soyjak party content so that she can datamine and reveal nazi IP addresses. true canon fr
^autism
add a link to Doll's final /qa/ just do it[edit source]
It's okay to have "missing" days[edit source]
What makes happenings exciting is that it's something out of the ordinary. If you look at 2021, 2022, there were spans of days where nothing extraordinary happened. There's no need to fill in a day just to not have a "gap". --Mata (talk) 23:03, 28 September 2023 (EST)
- As soon as you post this, the entry quality shoots down and length becomes much shorter. Maybe coincidental. but it feels like poor archiving is representative of a dying site, sort of like how looking at the quality of Roman coins through time you could also measure the strength of the empire, and can see the degradation of its power and metallurgy. Does soywiki want that? Edit: also, I fear the devolution of this page to nothing but a log of administrative actions, like "X thread gets pinned" or "X admin says Y". Though, it's better than nothing. --Notanamefag (talk) 08:14, 8 October 2023 (EST)
There is a thread pinned every day now. You need to stop adding it to the list
archive.today[edit source]
Stop using this fucking dogshit site it doesn't work on firefox you niggers
just change it from archive.today to archive.ph or something, that's what works for me
none of them work for me it just puts me in an infinite zogflare loop
- I use the Tor mirror: archiveiya74codqgiixo33q62qlrqtkgmcitqx5u2oeqnmn5bpcbiyd.onion/. Still has cuckflare doe.
im not logging onto tor to use that shit use my archive or something >STOP USING THIS SPECIFIC ARCHIVE TOOL BECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK FOR ME, ONLY CARE ABOUT ME FAGGOT
Sources for November 19th?[edit source]
Make sure to archive these threads
someone make the same thing for the booru and the wiki[edit source]
someone make the same thing for the booru and the wiki
someone make the same thing for the booru and the wiki
someone make the same thing for the booru and the wiki
v
now
Log Warehouse links[edit source]
GODgeleno uploaded the whole contents of the late log warehouse/afterparty here: https://archive.org/details/logwarehouse
Yet it seems that noteen has bothered to comb through the contents, and replace the dead warehouse links with their equivalents in the warehouse download. Does anybody have the spare time and sheer autism to do this?
- Should be a team effort
A sticky on /soy/ stating "we need some musicGODS for FNAC. yes you will be paid for your work if it is used in the game[edit source]
Oh shit I missed this? Is work still needed I'll be glad to contribute. --InspectorLee (talk)
- check /fnac/ or something or whatever
- You can email Froot: froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com or Doll: doll@goatse.email because I don't know if Froot actually responds to emails. --Tefal (talk) 12:51, 24 January 2024 (EST)
>ARCHIVE. THE. FUCKING. THREADS. I swear you people are fucking down-syndromed.
Who actually reads this[edit source]
NOBODY is going to be interested in the fact that some guys wiped the catalog. This would only be interesting with MAJOR events, but most of this is slop where it's hard to find anything interesting
- UltraSoyLord is really adamant on keeping certain stuff on the page and gets really upset if they get removed, I am not sure what to do.
mutahar finally mentioned the Party, we can close it now
Page etiquette[edit source]
Since you 'tards suck at updating this page, I'm putting some standards here:
- NO FIRST PERSON NARRATIVES: Nobody cares about your opinion and this page isn't your personal blog. Avoid pronouns such as "I" and keep it neutral and easy to read. The page should resemble a timeline, not a diary.
- ADD IMPORTANT EVENTS: Some random faggot spamming shit on the site is not a big event. It's 2024, not 2020, the site gets spammed all the time. Add important crap.
- ARCHIVE THE REFERENCE THREADS: Do NOT place a standard sharty link as a reference. Get thread links from archive.marge.moe (not malware) and add them to the references.
It's not difficult, read the earlier years and make your writing resemble that.
Potential Pre-soystory page[edit source]
Would it be ok to create a page similar to this but for events that happened before September 20th, 2020 (Birthdays, deaths, 'jakking firsts) GemersonLakeAndPalmer (talk) 15:33, 1 October 2024 (EST)
- Sure, the only problems would be lack of archives and newsoybazookas not knowing anything about pre-sharty soy culture
16th October, 2024[edit source]
/fpe/ reaches 10,000 posts.
'noss[edit source]
thoughts? Cobblestone (talk) 09:47, 19 January 2025 (EST)
Better by months?[edit source]
Maybe make the paper cabinets be per month as opposed to per year, this way you could have like Happenings/Jan_2022 Happenings/Dec_2022 which I think would be way better for organization but thats just me
Bigniggertoiletfart 24 January 2025 o algo