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Appreciation[edit source]
--Coalson (talk) 15:09, 13 December 2024 (EST)keyed italARYAN, good work on the 'ki — Preceding unsigned comment added by Killniggers (talk • contribs)
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| King of the 'ki. Broot (talk) 04:45, 17 May 2025 (EST) |
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| For being helpful and improving/gemming pages.🗝️ |
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| For always working hard to maintain the 'ki's main page, and party happenings. You always find time to do so Fenriris 🐺 20:35, 1 July 2025 (EST) |
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| for making gemerald portals even doe they're unfinished - jackson t / c / me / snca 16: 43, 17 December 2024 (EST) |
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| For fixing this module: Module:Effective protection level --SprokemowerMan ⭐ Talk Page 05:24, 27 January 2025 (EST) |
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| Discovered that User:Gem Control was abusing xer approval permissions after xe got banned. --SprokemowerMan ⭐ Talk Page 17:38, 11 March 2025 (EST) |
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| To the hardest working editor, thanks for making this site better to use for us newfags. Bote (talk) 00:05, 15 July 2025 (EST) |
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| For suggesting to make me a rollbacker and being gemmy overall. 🇧🇬Major P (talk) 13:24, 7 August 2025 (EST) |
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| For being a great admin and editor. User:OopooPoopoo (talk) |
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| Making the Soyjakology page. User:Rover (talk) |
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| Added rare Bapepes to the galleryBroot (talk) 01:59, 11 November 2025 (UTC) |
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| for being cool guy ; nooly booly gooly🤭❤️ (talk) 00:22, 2 January 2026 (UTC) |
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| Cobblestone might be a female but she has a heart of a normal human User: Turrican (talk) |
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| for being such a cute sisa User:Limeade (talk) 18:48, 16 March 2026 (UTC) |
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| For being a great editor and promoting me G-Man (talk) 22:02, 10 April 2026 (UTC) |
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Question about your user page[edit source]
I wonder if all the previous versions are based on other media. Since the latest version appears to use the same colors and music from the 2006 rockstar studios game "Bully" (I could be wrong Though). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 17:07, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah Cobblestone (talk) 17:54, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
- bro capitalized your as if cobblestone was God Limeade (talk) 18:02, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
- fixed it. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 18:06, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
rules page[edit source]
It's still not reverted from April fools 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 10:30, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
123456[edit source]
can you advertise/shill the happenings page? no one is adding happenings 2 days were missed this month the wiki is dying NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 13:25, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
booru unban request[edit source]
yo cobble can you unban me on onionsbooru,ive been banned TWICE by obsessed jannies who have banned me for thinking im underage or ban evading with no proof whatsoever,mods these days just shoot blindly mayne. Funnyman (talk) 14:49, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- also my ru account is called funnyman if that matters Funnyman (talk) 14:54, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- Can you post "Funnyman" in this thread first? I'll see after that https://soyjak.st/q/thread/204132.html#q204132 Cobblestone (talk) 15:02, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- okay,also the obsessed janny permanently denied further appeals,i am NOT gonna send a screenshot because of the stupid and dumb approval thingy so ill just send it in text
Funnyman (talk) 15:08, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- This happened to me one back when I was Chud4218. The jannies randomly thought I was ban evading eve&oe i'm too much of a retarded nusoicaca to know any ban evasion tools. Shadilay (talk) 15:14, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
You are banned Zone: Sitewide
Reason: Ban Evasion - Rule 3 Expires: Permanent Appeals Permanently Denied A moderator has permanently denied further appeals for this ban.
Previous Appeals Rejected STOP BANNING ME FOR BAN EVASION WHEN I NEVER BAN EVADED SAAR
- unbanned Cobblestone (talk) 15:14, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
main page articles that need help section[edit source]
I posted this on the main page discussion, but nophono even seemed to fan care about it. The "Articles that need help section" is currently pretty useless, and I haven't seen it change in well over a month. I think that you should either retire it for now or more actively update it — Happenings/2026 could go there now. -- Neptune 20:18, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
Remove most 'anti AI' stuff from the wiki?[edit source]
I think a lot of the Anti-AI stuff was forced and samefagged by dobkunt and I think most people on here like AI because of AI gigas and Hunkies (the latter being some of the best oc imo recently). Give me the goahead and I will Misanthropy (talk) 20:20, 10 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy
- All of dobkike's edits have been reverted as far as I'm aware. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 20:23, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- be the change you want to see Limeade (talk) 20:31, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- IDK about that but go ahead. OopooPoopoo (talk) 20:42, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
Be foid[edit source]
>Go on male dominated website, take over its wiki, make sure EVERYONE knows you're a foid (by posting your wrinkly ass old fat fingers), and remove its grading system because... I don't like it, ok? Niggerlover67 (talk) 21:46, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- first they removed quality indicators for no reason, then removed country connection templates, and now they are trying to gatekeep literal variants, nice job janjans. TraisoRightsWonned (seethe here or something) 21:57, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- ernest khalimov did all this Cobblestone (talk) 22:05, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- >self inserting as giga while being a middle aged overweight pooner irl ~Chud86884 (talk) 23:30, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
- >Leaking about the gradingcaust in April
I used to be neutral but as time passed by i realized it was right, these templates are unnessecary, get usually put on by one person speaking for an entire encyclopedia, cause edit wars etc etc the wiki looks cleaner now Enteryourusername (talk) 03:35, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
- tsmt, i was against it but now i realized that the templates were useless and the only reason they should have stayed is because they look cool --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 03:38, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
- We all owe the big stone an apology Enteryourusername (talk) 03:39, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
Shubro raids and unwanted people[edit source]
There is a Twitch streamer called 'Shubro' that has a 'ki page so I won't talk about everything here, but I would suggest removing that article and asking quote to ban raids on him due to the fact his 'cord server is infested with soycorders. I joined it during one of the 'raid' threads and there was a person in the QDL (biggest soycord out there I think, also I know this because he posted a SS of him in it) and it being full of retarded 'cord behavior. I left the server and I just want to warn you, I can answer and questions you have to the best of my abilities Misanthropy (talk) 05:33, 12 April 2026 (UTC) misanthropy
hi[edit source]
can you rename mi to carrot, oot names are a dead meme in the big 2029 --Carrot (talk) 06:44, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
How do you get tabbers to work on illness infoboxes[edit source]
The nu-infobox design kind of messed up the two images on Sleep so I reverted it for now --Carrot (talk) 07:48, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
- You just use a regular gallery. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:34, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
Soybooru ban[edit source]
Hey there you banned me for shit thats obviously not true can i discuss it here please? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Fuckslopjaks1488 (talk • contribs)
- I've reviewed the evidence behind your ban and it isn't very strong. I'll just unban you. Cobblestone (talk) 19:27, 12 April 2026 (UTC)
Pages that i'm planning on to "make"[edit source]
Basically I am currently thinking of making some pages which I will put on this list.
- Readable version of the Niggers page.
- Readable version of the Japan page.
- English version of Mexico.
I am not gonna make all of them at the same time but I'll just start with japan first since it appears to be the most easiest but feel free to help or whatever. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 13:21, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
Update: Readable version is now under construction, see here
- I don't like 50000 readable versions, can you instead edit the pages themselves to be readable by toning down their gimmicks? I can help you. Cobblestone (talk) 22:02, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
- To be fair, even that Japan one is perfectly readable already. Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
about soybooru[edit source]
marge why are random niggers getting the approver role? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 17:49, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
- They're trusted already Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
- when i get unbanned from the 'ru can i please have approver ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 22:13, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
Approver question[edit source]
I want to nominate someone to become wiki approver or janny, can you do that for me--Yotsuba the IV (talk) 22:55, 13 April 2026 (UTC)
banana mutt video[edit source]
the approver warning thing was on screen for like a tenth of a second cmon bruh -- Neptune 23:08, 14 April 2026 (UTC)
- That could have been 'p. OopooPoopoo (talk) 23:47, 14 April 2026 (UTC)
- ^^^^^^ that warning was basically a stand-in for 'p. it was an experiment to see if 'p would go through if someone did that Cobblestone (talk) 23:53, 14 April 2026 (UTC)
- realized that like a second after I posted the message, I'm retarded but I'll leave it up. Makes you wonder what else has gotten through approval before doe -- Neptune 01:49, 15 April 2026 (UTC
- marge??? doctos??? Perpetualchange (talk) 02:46, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- realized that like a second after I posted the message, I'm retarded but I'll leave it up. Makes you wonder what else has gotten through approval before doe -- Neptune 01:49, 15 April 2026 (UTC
>blocked[edit source]
Why are favouring an edit that just removes links and adds 1 line --Carrot (talk) 18:23, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
Political parties dont show up on infoboxes[edit source]
fix dis nyeooooooooooooooow --Carrot (talk) 20:29, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
- i got rid of them for not meaning anything Cobblestone (talk) 15:58, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
User talk:Cobblestone/9 is still not locked[edit source]
I don't know if you forgot to lock it but feel free to decline this o algo. AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 21:12, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
- did this Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
yo cobble[edit source]
made this nuurumoji concept. if you can remove the background, is it worthy to be used on der 'ru? https://soybooru.com/post/view/207116 Shadilay (talk) 21:44, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
- nvm somebeidore did a better one https://soybooru.com/post/view/207118 Shadilay (talk) 22:10, 15 April 2026 (UTC)
Mandildo effect?[edit source]
i swear i remember seeing a gif file in the {{Controversial}} template that was just the 'jakked wikipedia logo bouncing, like this
did i hallucinate this? Perpetualchange (talk) 00:09, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- i think it was in there once Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
About the swinnycuck theme for the swedish fail template on the swinny's page[edit source]
- I don't know how to switch or make themes alternate per refresh for a page, the one I use is on all of the pages that use the swedish fail template except the swinny's Eskimos (talk) 06:12, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Apparently Fenriris got rid of the audio file from the wiki itself because he thought it had the domain name even though after hearing the song for 67 times I can't make out anything like that, he deleted the theme but like I said forgot to get rid of it on other pages since its every other page that has the template also has the song, so make sure to get rid of it or keep it, up to you, I still have the audio file anyways if you want to bring it back. Eskimos (talk) 06:27, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- i have no idea what you're trying to ask Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Fenriris got rid of the swinnycucktheme.mp4 because he said it had the domain name in the lyrics, the theme itself was embeded in the "swedish fail" template and still is on other pages besides the swinny's page, so all I'm asking you is to get rid of the embed audio file from the template itself, I still have the audio file if you want to give it a listen. (https://soyjakwiki.org/Hearts_of_Iron_4, https://soyjakwiki.org/Swinny) (Notice how both use the same template yet the songs that play if you clicked on the music player are different?) Eskimos (talk) 19:33, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Those AI songs suck and the entire template is garbage anyways. I'll get rid of it and keep the swedish win one for now. Cobblestone (talk) 19:56, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
Planning on writing a brimstone creepypasta[edit source]
Currently I have only written the first few sentences but Here it is.
"NEVER GO TO THE JARTY MALL
Hi, my name is Eric Svenson, i am a 27 year old impish male and this is my story.
I was watching TV in my home located in Detroit, Michigan. I have been living in this house for a year after moving to Michigan by myself. It was currently a Friday so it was time for me to get some groceries since I was living off pizza, kebabs and other types of goyslop for the past 2 weeks.
I got up from my couch and started to walk towards my car, but when i was about to pull the door handle, my cellphone started to ring."
I'm still thinking of what to do in the later points. Feel free to give me some ideas for the Turning point of the brimstone creepypasta.
(Note: Eric Svenson will be a Impish Soyak Ears). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 18:47, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Sounds good so far. OopooPoopoo (talk) 19:58, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Since writing is not my main hobby it might look a little shit (Hence if I forgot to add a capital letter or put a fullstop in the wrong area or used the commas incorrectly). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:07, 16 April 2026 (UTC)
- Slightly changed some of the story to make some sense (Basically story will be the impish guy going to get some food from a shop. But the only store that was currently open is the jarty mall or something like that). AlfietheShittyEditor (talk) 20:42, 17 April 2026 (UTC)
Lute[edit source]
If Lute is not the admin of da fuggen Jardee, 1. Why have a page on him, 2 Who is? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Misanthropy (talk • contribs)
- Lute was the admin of da fuggen jerdee but the real Luke Smith wasn't G-Man (talk) 21:31, 17 April 2026 (UTC)
MOOOOOOOOODS FIX THIS[edit source]
marge why isn't this template protected to autoconfirmed yet? TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 11:04, 17 April 2026 (UTC)
- Pretty sure templates are automatically autoconfirmed now. OopooPoopoo (talk) 11:07, 17 April 2026 (UTC)
- yes but the NWO template isn't for some reason TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 11:10, 17 April 2026 (UTC)
It's time[edit source]
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
~Chud31022 (talk) 04:21, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
- cobblestone do dis TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 08:15, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
- do this North (talk) 10:10, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
Splinter link[edit source]
Shroom has a link leading to it. So Quote ban dis or allow other splinter links (NON HOSTILE of course like the Zarty) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Misanthropy (talk • contribs)
- like the zarty or somehow mentalpedia retardationatica, the shroom isn't considered hostile TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 08:23, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
idea[edit source]
if we're gonna copy the wikipedia logo, then we should copy the motto too! TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 13:55, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
- I think it's fine like that Cobblestone (talk) 16:57, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
soyjak forum censorship[edit source]
Is there really a point to suppressing the URL if it's literally just the same thing as the page title? If it's really an issue you could retitle the page to just "shroom" but I think they are going to JSID anyway -- Neptune 17:08, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
- Ok, I'll do that. Cobblestone (talk) 17:53, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
Can I have the wiki code for Trmplate:Branigger pls[edit source]
Pls it was a cool template pls ~Chud1774 (talk) 11:17, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
Hello[edit source]
Can you go back to your old self when you were just good old Cobblestone instead of an attention seeking foid NiggerIsraelRape (talk) 18:26, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
Hey Cobblestone, can you add this extension to the wiki? Widgets Fart (talk) 04:14, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
- It looks like a security issue, people would get IP grabbed Cobblestone (talk) 20:55, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
irc please[edit source]
GapeNewell (talk) 23:21, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
Dox log[edit source]
not to sound like an evil opsecGOD hacker but would it be possible for the wiki to have some sort of "dox log"? I like to keep up with doxes/raids and it's really tiring to check the list of doxes page or the new page list, but maybe such a thing would make it easier for offsiters to track us or something... what do you think? Perpetualchange (talk) 04:09, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
- Why not just use the happenings page Cobblestone (talk) 04:46, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
- there's like a gorillion other documented things unrelated to doxxing Perpetualchange (talk) 17:50, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- it's a struggle to get people to even update the main happenings page so i heavily doubt people would keep a dedicated dox log updated. i'd just put it in the happenings page and you can ctrl f dox later Cobblestone (talk) 19:14, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- there's like a gorillion other documented things unrelated to doxxing Perpetualchange (talk) 17:50, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
what are your top 5 favourite pages Gzard (talk) 11:46, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
- Maybe the happenings pages and soot are in there Cobblestone (talk) 04:16, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
Thoughts?[edit source]
This image of Cobson and Feraljak has become iconic enough in my opinion to become a trend, I was wondering if you agree and think it warrants an article IronEcho (talk) 22:20, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
- subvariant of no more brother wars Gzard (talk) 02:04, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah Cobblestone (talk) 04:16, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
- I agree as well Fenriris 🐺 04:17, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
Alright, thanks guysIronEcho (talk) 05:20, 23 April 2026 (UTC)
What about this instead?[edit source]
May you install this extension, or do you think its malicious? It's mostly harmless, just creates a list of pages. It's useful for tracking a specific set of pages. Fart (talk)`
