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The Chud Cookbook

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Muh heckin wholserimo commune cookbook recipies o algo.

Classic Italian Pasta[edit | edit source]

Description: Pizza o algo.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 200g pasta
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 cup tomato sauce
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • Fresh basil leaves
  • Grated Parmesan cheese

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. Boil water in a large pot and cook the pasta according to package instructions.
  2. Heat olive oil in a pan over medium heat.
  3. Add minced garlic and sauté until fragrant.
  4. Stir in tomato sauce and simmer for 10 minutes.
  5. Drain pasta and combine with the sauce.
  6. Season with salt and pepper.
  7. Garnish with fresh basil and grated Parmesan.
  8. Serve hot.

Hearty Vegetable Stir Fry[edit | edit source]

Description: you need this you fat fuck.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 1 cup broccoli florets
  • 1 bell pepper, sliced
  • 1 carrot, thinly sliced
  • 1/2 cup snap peas
  • 2 tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 tbsp sesame oil
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 tsp grated ginger
  • Cooked rice for serving

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. Heat sesame oil in a wok or large pan over medium-high heat.
  2. Add garlic and ginger; sauté briefly.
  3. Add broccoli, carrot, and bell pepper. Stir fry for 3–4 minutes.
  4. Add snap peas and cook until vegetables are tender-crisp.
  5. Stir in soy sauce and cook for another minute.
  6. Serve hot over cooked rice.

Classic Buttermilk Pancakes[edit | edit source]

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 tbsp sugar
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 1/4 cups buttermilk
  • 1 egg
  • 3 tbsp melted butter
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. In a bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
  2. In a separate bowl, mix buttermilk, egg, melted butter, and vanilla.
  3. Combine wet and dry ingredients until just mixed.
  4. Heat a lightly greased skillet over medium heat.
  5. Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake.
  6. Cook until bubbles form, then flip and cook until golden.
  7. Serve warm with syrup.

Fresh Garden Salad[edit | edit source]

Description: You also need this you fatter fuck, halal too.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 2 cups mixed lettuce
  • 1 tomato, sliced
  • 1 cucumber, sliced
  • 1/4 red onion, thinly sliced
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. Wash and prepare all vegetables.
  2. Combine lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion in a large bowl.
  3. In a small bowl, whisk olive oil and lemon juice.
  4. Drizzle dressing over salad.
  5. Toss gently to combine.
  6. Season with salt and pepper before serving.

Chocolate Chip Cookies[edit | edit source]

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup softened butter
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 3/4 cup brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups chocolate chips
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).
  2. In a bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt.
  3. In another bowl, cream butter and sugars until smooth.
  4. Beat in eggs and vanilla.
  5. Gradually mix in dry ingredients.
  6. Stir in chocolate chips.
  7. Drop spoonfuls of dough onto a baking sheet.
  8. Bake for 9–11 minutes until golden brown.
  9. Cool before serving.

Kosher Lemon Herb Baked Salmon[edit | edit source]

Description: (((Kosher and kike friendly))).

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

  • 4 salmon fillets
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 tbsp fresh lemon juice
  • 1 tsp lemon zest
  • 1 tbsp chopped fresh dill
  • 1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
  • Lemon slices for garnish

Instructions[edit | edit source]

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
  2. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
  3. Place salmon fillets skin-side down on the sheet.
  4. In a small bowl, mix olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, lemon zest, dill, and parsley.
  5. Brush the mixture evenly over the salmon.
  6. Season with salt and pepper.
  7. Bake for 12–15 minutes, or until the salmon flakes easily with a fork.
  8. Garnish with lemon slices and serve.