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The Door

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The door is something Incels should be shown

Discovery of The Door[edit | edit source]

First known mention of the door

Mentions of the Door date back to the before times. In that era, the location of the Door was common knowledge, but several years under the Trump administration caused this holy information to be lost to time. As the global community comes together as one and builds back better in the middle of a pandemic, it is imperative that we recover this knowledge.

Location of The Door[edit | edit source]

While all top scientists agree that incels must be shown the Door, preferably as soon as possible, they are divided as to where it might be and how best to show it to them.

Some modern soy physicists believe that The Door is not a singular location, but instead that the term refers to gateways into other dimensions. These dimensions are presumed to be on the lower planes of existence, far from people with basic human decency, where chuds can be contained safely. However, the existence of dimensions where chuds run free and rampant would violate the first law of the soy multiverse, which states that love always triumphs hate, science is real, and chuds will never have sex. Because of this fact checkers have refused to review the "dimensional gateway" hypothesis.

In popular culture[edit | edit source]

The concept of the door and the imperative that it be shown to incels was the namesake of the band The Doors.