SNCA:Parasite Pill

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The Parasite Pill is an A24, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, rib-tickling, cheap jumpscare-free, slow burn, ~~truth~~ cope enigma proposed by schizophrenic /x/ and /pol/ users claiming that there are parasitic organisms inside of your body (primarily intestines) are the cause of all of your ills, addic tions, sexual debau chery, mental illnesses, and you being a lazy fat slob who can't do niggeraisin in life.

Parasites[edit | edit source]

THIS PAGE OR SECTION CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS!

If you do not wish to have your Parasite Pill experience spoiled, do not scroll down!

According to the heckin dick-tshunarey, a parasite is a "organism that lives in on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by depriving nutrients at the other's expense." They have a very wide taxonomic range, including animals, plants, fungi, protozoans, bacteria, and viruses. Lying health "experts" will claim that parasites are not a significant threat anymore due to proper sanitation and advances in hygiene and medicine, however new soyentific studies have shown that this is not the case.^{[it just is, ok?]} For one, did you know that every mammal that interacts with humans has a routine schedule for treatment of parasites? Except for one, and can you guess which one? Is it also not odd that humans, having arguably one of the weakest immune systems compared to other parasites, due to Hypoascorbemia^[Marge...]^{[I explained it right after that you dumbfuck]}^{[Arguing with xemself award]} the natural inability to produce Vitamin C, barely get any treatments for parasites?

Logical Thinking[edit | edit source]

We know that Vitamin C deficiency results in depression, schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, gastrointestinal disease, fatigue, death, and cancer?^[1]. If Vitamin C supports the immune system which fights parasites, and Vitamin C deficiency causes all of those things, could those things actually be caused by a deficiency in Vitamin C leading to rapid multiplication and colonization of the host? Trustworthy peer reviewed soyentific studies show that alcohol interferes with absorption of vitamins and nutrients^[2], and damages the blood-brain barrier^[3], and other bad side effects. If alcohol damages the nutrients needed for proper immune function, would this make a host more susceptible to parasites?

The Balanced Diet Scam[edit | edit source]

You may have heard that your diet should consist of a wide variety of carbs, proteins, veggies and fats. However that was all a dirty lie. For example, did you know a parasite's main foods are sugar and carbs? They are incapable of surviving on fats, rely on aerobic glycolysis(which requires carbs and sugars) to survive.^[4] In fact, did you know that the sugar industry bribed harvard scientists in the 1960s to cover up the link between sugar and cardiovascular disease and promote sugar as a "healthy source of energy"?^[5]^[6] In reality I will finish this later as I need to sleep

Parasites and Sexuality[edit | edit source]

Sex Zombies[edit | edit source]

Epigenetic Remodeling[edit | edit source]

Signs (You) got worms[edit | edit source]

Stomach problems, such as constipation, bloating, being gassy, diarrhea, bleeding, poop floating, tiny worm particles(they look like tiny pieces of cheese or rice) in poop, generally just Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Anxiety or depression
Mental illnesses, such as schizophrenia, autism, alzheimer's, and OGD
Having addictions
Sugar cravings, and having a general increased appetite and hunger
Weight issues
Getting sick often
Chronic fatigue, lethargy, or apathy
Brain fog, weak memory, and overall just being an good goy with no independent thought
Being a sexual deviant, such as a faggot, tranny, or pedo
Skin problems
Dark circles under your eyes^{[albeit this can be caused by terrible sleep aswell]}
Constant headaches
Having mucus in your throat constantly
Having allergies, asthma, or diabetes
Pains or aches in the back, joints and muscles
Anemia and/or other blood problems
Tooth grinding or clenching
Vision problems
Sleep problems

Or do you have no symptoms at all? A majority of the people infected have no symptoms due <- add link and study and whatever tomorrow

Checklist[edit | edit source]

If you have done these things, you have parasites:

Eating fruits or vegetables
Eating meat
Eating grass or licking walls or some other dumb unhygenic raisin when you were a caca
Eating literally anything
Drinking tap and/or unfiltered water
Using a public restroom
Picking your nose
Having a cold
Having pets, especially if you let them lick you or get inside the house
Getting vaccines
Having sex
Having sex with multiple people and being a nasty promiscuous whore in general
Especially anal, oral, or gay sex
Being raped, especially as a child
Being the rapist
Being Jewish, especially if your mother was a jew, extra especially if you are in a more traditional community such as hasidic or orthodox, and extra extra fuggin especially if you got Metzitzah b'peh
Unironically using the word though in a sentence though
Editing the cartoon bald man with glasses and beard wiki^{[Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, fag]}
Literally just being born and existing as blood-borne parasites can spread from mother to baby

ding ding ding! you've got vvorms

All Disease is caused by Parasites[edit | edit source]

The Grand Conspiracy[edit | edit source]

	Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
	Proceed with caution.

Jews and Parasites[edit | edit source]

Oy vey! This section is treif!

The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel.

Parasites are literal Demons[edit | edit source]

The Truth about the Elites[edit | edit source]

TOTAL PARASITE DEATH / DEWORMAXXING GUIDE[edit | edit source]

	This is actually... LE HELPFUL? You can read this for more info about the topic

This helpful guide should cover most of the parasite treatments and what they do and how to get them, and effects. If you do these correctly, you will see things in your poop that look like mucus-like ropes, rice, or cheese. You can and should stack multiple different ones for maximum effect. The (((FDA)))^{[they still haven't banned vapes, btw, despite them being a clear and present danger to health. Why the fuck would you trust them?]} loves to lie about the safety of these, but know that they are pretty much safe for digestion. You need to keep doing these for a long period of time, preferably more than 6 months for maximum effect.

Antihelminths[edit | edit source]

Ivermectin is one of the most effective medicines against parasites. Contrary to what the (((FDA))) says, it is safe for humans and even described as a wonder drug, treation millions in the third world and helping make TNL a reality and leading to a drop in dnb's by 67%.^[7]. You can pretty much just order it online or pick it up at your local pharmacy, just say you have worms they'll give you it. Though unfortunately it does not bypass the blood-brain barrier, meaning it cannot kill parasites that have infected the brain and fungal parasites.^🔒 If you want something stronger you can get fentbendazole, which also kills fungal parasites.

Herbal tinctures[edit | edit source]

A lot of herbs have been used to kill parasites, especially in traditional cultures, such as black walnut, clove oil, coconut oil, oregano oil, papaya seeds, pumpkin seeds, sage , wormwood, etc. You can get these from online shopping like ParaGuard and the wormwood complex, but they are very low level parasite killers and if you really wanna exterminate every single one of these fuckers you need to up your game a bit. Though they are pretty good starts.

Tree Resins/Turpentine[edit | edit source]

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU GET THE TURPENTINE LABELED [PINE GUM SPIRITS], AS THAT ONE IS MADE FROM DISTILLED PINE TREE SAP, IF IT DOES NOT SAY PINE GUM SPIRITS THAN IT IS ACTUALLY INDUSTRIAL PAINT THINNER AND WILL GET YOU VERY SICK

A turpentine + castor oil mixed routine over 23 days.

Turpentine, also known as Pine Gum Spirits or Tree Resins, is distilled pine tree sap that can kill parasitic worms. What you can do is every day take a teaspoon of turpentine, with some sugar cubes as bait and drink reverse osmosis water with it.

Onions and Garlic^🗝️[edit | edit source]

Onions are a heckin based and redpilled food that increases your testosterone or something like that yeah. Onions have a lot of snca anti parasitic properties due to the compounds of Allium Salvium and Allium Cepa^[8] (<--- en doe they're full of oxalates, phytates and tannins that turn you into a soyboy) <-- meds no they don't, they actually make you more of a man.^[9] <--- trusting pubmed GEG. Garlic also has those compounds, and arguably is a lot stronger than onions.^[10] In order to garlicmaxx properly you need a garlic crusher to crush the garlic, let it sit for 10 minutes and then eat it, because that's when the allicin is fully activated. The main reason why these foods are pretty keyed because they have a strong taste that makes your taste buds suffer, especially garlic.

Fasting[edit | edit source]

It is important that you fast for 72 hours, nothing more, nothing less, as that is all the time needed to push your body into autophagy and kill off or weaken a lot of the parasites.

Fasting is quite important, as a main reason why you have worms is due to your eating habits being completely fu cked up like most people's. Within pretty much all of history, it was incredibly common for people to fast, especially for extended periods of time.^[11] Even in the paleolithic age, usually people did not eat until when they found food.^[12] Only now today we have food at all times, and this has caused a lot of problems. For one most people due to their shitty dysgenic diets, have an excess of carbs and sugars fucking up their energy levels throughout the day and causing excessive fat and bloating, and feeding the parasites^🔒.^[13] Therefore you should attempt to emulate the diet of a paleolithic hunter gatherer, so a good fasting routine should be to abstain from all sugars, as they are poison^[14], with the exception of using possibly using them as bait to intake about 30-45 minutes before castornvking to maximize brap potential. Carbs should be kept at a ketogenic level, preferably below 50g or even 30g if you're a tryhard. If you are religious, you can also include this with your fasting guidelines. Generally follow a ratio of 60:40 protein to fat, eat mostly meat and protein rich foods like eggs and maybe some fermented stuffs like yogurt, and get some keyed fruits and vegetables like onions, garlic, or even bananas or oranges, try to get ones with the most vitamin C.

Castornvking[edit | edit source]

Castor Oil will make you brap so hard your ass will hurt o algo

oh dios mio its been 5 hours and ITS COMING OUT *BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

Do not eat any food or drink anything besides water or the drink you are mixing it in. Also, this shit is probably the worst tasting thing of all time and WILL make you spit it out if you drink it too fast.^[15]

Castor Oil is one of the most potent laxatives of all time, known for causing egregious holy braps. It will induce explosive diarrhea, and that's where it comes in. It basically cleanses EVERYTHING in your gut, emptying that nigger out and making you feel fresh the next day. If you do it correctly, you will see uncanny shit in your poop and not only do you get diarrhea, you get an unwelcome surprise. Make sure you get a reliable bottle from a trusted and legit source, you need as potent as possible. One protocol you can use is mix 3 tablespoons of castor oil into a small glass of orange juice, and drink up on Wednesdays and Fridays while not eating anything on those days, coinciding with Orthodox Christian fasting guidelines^🗝️.

Binders[edit | edit source]

Binders are powders that you can mix into water and drink it, and what they do is they bind to things like heavy metals and dehydrate kill parasites, and are definitely one of the most essential things you should take. They can also take away some of the good nutrients if you are a retard and don't time it properly with when you eat.

Zeolite Clinoptolte[edit | edit source]

DO NOT USE A METAL SPOON TO STIR, as this shit binds heavy metals.

Zeolites are porous minerals with high absorbency and ion-exchange capacity and are an excellent detoxifying, antioxidant and antiinflammatory agent. The typical protocol as provided on the instructions is to take 1 tablespoon per day(preferably at morning), mix it in some water with a non-metal spoon and drink it with a non-metal cup, within 1 hour before or after a meal.

Diatomaceous Earth[edit | edit source]

DO NOT INHALE THIS AS IT CAN FUCK UP YOUR LUNGS PRETTY BAD. Remember to wear a mask when the container is open, and have an air purifier in the room you are taking this in.

GET THE FOOD GRADE VERSION, NOT THE INDUSTRIAL ONE

Diatomaceous Earth is a mineral substance made from the silica's of prehistoric organisms^[Marge...], and is used to kill parasites via dehydrating them, and can kill blood-borne parasites as well. You should definitely stay hydrated while taking this. It also absorbs heavy metals though not as much as zeolite, so it is recommended to stack this with the zeolites. The protocol is usually to take 1 tablespoon in the morning, and one in the evening. You need to mix the powder into water to drink it.

Biofilm[edit | edit source]

Biofilm is like a fortress for parasites. Adding layer upon layer, parasites create a growing colony inside of your body similar to how an ancient city built a protective wall around it, only to later expand beyond the wall and then build another protective wall around the new section of the city, only to then expand beyond that, and etc. To capture the city, the attackers (white blood cells and deworming meds) must take each wall down, one-by-one. Even if all free roaming parasites are eradicated by deworming treatments, if any section of the biofilm remains, then the parasitic infection will also remain. This is why you need to keep cycling and maxxing the anti parasitic agents.

Possible Results[edit | edit source]

Some results of these treatments may be but are not limited to:

Pooping out unholy things
Brapping more
Decreased urge to goon^🗝️ (though after a while your libido increases but its easier to control)
Clearer skin
Cured allergies
Temporary depressive spiral and increased clarity (though this fortunately goes away after like a week)
Better focus and willpower
Better sleep
Stabilized and increased energy levels
Your lips become redder for some reason (but it wont make you look like a fag don't worry)
Your weird paraphilias like homosexuality, autogynephilia, pedophilia, whateverthefuck, disappear
Excessive sugar and carb cravings (though this slows after a while)
You lose a lot of weight
Appetite reduction
You look a lot skinnier, but this is actually an illusion due to significant inflammation reduction making you look bigger before
You get sick a lot less
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Herxheimer Reaction[edit | edit source]

Usually after starting it you will get something known as a Herxheimer Reaction, which means you will get a sickness with flu-like symptoms usually from 3 days to a week ranging from mild to severe, and your mood will be fucked for a while. This is due to when the parasites die, they release huge amounts of toxins.

Gallery of Ropes[edit | edit source]

Marge can I make this? I don't want to get banned for nsfw

4cuck threads on the topic[edit | edit source]

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

Snopes

[1] ttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30074145/

[2] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10096942/

[3] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9204474/

[4] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3989997/

[5] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5099084/

[6] ttps://files.catbox.moe/ryqpqe.pdf

[7] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3043740/

[8] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6023319/

[9] ttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6406961/

[10] see source 8

[11] ttps://www.emetabolic.com/locations/centers/melbourne/blog/weight-loss/fasting-protocols-date-back-to-ancient-times/

[12] ttps://www.neurologysantamonica.com/do-not-feed-the-humans-the-paleolithic-diet-and-intermittent-fasting/

[13] ttps://joslin.org/news-stories/all-news-stories/education/2021/07/carbs-protein-fats

[14] ttps://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/the-sweet-danger-of-sugar

[15] rsonal experience

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