The coal that saved the Party

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

This page, ironically, is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.

The coal that saved the Party is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.

Out of the coal came forth sweetness.

The coal that saved the Party is coal that despite it being distasteful to Soyteens, caused the quality of the site to reach at an all time high. It is not exactly known how this brimstone saved the Sharty, but it could've something so horrendous that it made all users of the site agree to only posting high quality gems to counter it's effects, thus causing the site to be finally enjoyable again.