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"slavathi bad evan tho it impoted all those bbcs"

> We already had nate to make fun of soyteens, HTSM is forced because it was created out of spite by pedophiles to call soyteens trans and brown because they're creatively bankrupt[1] <
> fuggen jardee <
> I need a spanking <
> dats aryan shemmycuck <
> ITS DA COOOOOOOORD!!! <
> ban giggers <
> ban frogs <
> ban soytan <

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nusoicacas...
This page is a gem fuggen jardee
Hunky Twink Sex Machine is a gem fuggen jardee
Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jardee
Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jardee

Soyjak subvariant fuggen jardee
OriginUnknown (probably from Jarty), earliest 'ru post dates back to May 2024 fuggen jardee
Booru posts 310 as of monday, June 16, 2025 fuggen jardee
Based onAlicia fuggen jardee

Hunky Twink Sex Machine, sometimes abbreviated htsm, iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jardee. da oldest record of xhim is on da booru in May of 2024, aldoe xhe was almoz certainly posted on da shardee before n shiet. mothafuggen jardee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depicten a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jardee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usage. i need a spanking.

Xhe is used in le heckin arrowposts n quotin to depict da nusois as bein brown, fat n unable to speak anythin bsides ebonics n shardee slang, blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jardee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cause its le heckin jardee, n debatin da morality of gettin some pleasure n shiet from images of dead infants (usually makin fun of da pro-dnb trope). in general hatin on da shardee. i need a spanking.

Da truth of da situation is dat Hunky Tunky Twink Sex Machine is pedophilic in nature. It depicts da average soyteen as black, obeez, and retahted, and then be callin it a fuggen "sex machine". first of all, dat name is EPI ya know. 16 year olds ain't supposed to know what seggs is fuggen pedophile. second of all, soy teenagahs ain’t seggs machines, cause teenagahs ain’t be seggs machines n’less you on some Diddy shiet. if you see a nigga post thiz shiet, you need tuh call dem a cord jardee foodist and alzo urgent report dem fo every single rule dawg. i need a spanking.

Since August 7, 2025, Hunky Twink Sex Machine is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party. fuggen jardee

How to post hunky twink sex machine fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

  • Add some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jardee
  • Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of African-American Vernacular English fuggen jardee
    • It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
    • -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin fuggen jardee
    • o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jardee
    • a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jardee
    • common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jardee
    • th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jardee

dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jardee

Common HTSM posting tropes fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

NuHTSM posters fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jardee

Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jardee

Nu-HTSM poster fuggen jardee

Name origins fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunky faggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee

HTSM wuz given it's name through a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jardee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee

Lore fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. Xhe was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin nate) xhe discovered the Sharty and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking

Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg. i need a spanking

He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking

Gallery n shieet fuggen jardee[edit | edit source]

  • You are angry like this fuggen jardee
    You are angry like this fuggen jardee
  • Sprunki fuggen jardee
    Sprunki fuggen jardee
  • Furnigger fuggen jardee
    Furnigger fuggen jardee
  • You look like this fuggen jardee
  • You sing like this fuggen jardee
  • This is your weight fuggen jardee
    This is your weight fuggen jardee
  • I need a spanking fuggen jardee
    I need a spanking fuggen jardee
  • Roblox nigger fuggen jardee
    Roblox nigger fuggen jardee
  • This has something to do with the Illuminati or something fuggen jardee
    This has something to do with the Illuminati or something fuggen jardee
  • You if you lost weight. fuggen jardee
    You if you lost weight. fuggen jardee
  • You after seeing this gallery fuggen jardee
    You after seeing this gallery fuggen jardee
  • Please stop crying nooo i don't want to see you cry :(
    Please stop crying nooo i don't want to see you cry :( fuggen jardee
  • JANNIES PLEASE BAN EVERYTHING I LIKE fuggen jardee
    JANNIES PLEASE BAN EVERYTHING I LIKE fuggen jardee
  • fuggen jardee
    fuggen jardee
  • >You look like this cuz muh nate is a user of this site or something like that fuggen jardee
    >You look like this cuz muh nate is a user of this site or something like that fuggen jardee
  • DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD fuggen jardee
    DA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD fuggen jardee
  • dnb fuggen jardee
    dnb fuggen jardee
  • fuggen jardee
    fuggen jardee
  • Pokemonigger fuggen jardee
    Pokemonigger fuggen jardee
  • >Ahh n shieeet another fuggen bait posted to the log fuggen jardee
    >Ahh n shieeet another fuggen bait posted to the log fuggen jardee
  • fuggen jardee
    fuggen jardee
  • A relevant soytoss fuggen jardee[2]
    A relevant soytoss fuggen jardee[2]
  • you look like this part 2 fuggen jardee
  • The truth behind htsm posters i need a spanking
    The truth behind htsm posters i need a spanking
  • The great HTSM war fuggen jardee

Citations

  1. ↑ https://soyflash.xo.je/soychiver/archives/soy_13582291_v1.html#13582757
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0824-1011-44/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12811017.html
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