Editing CobsonTALKS (detractor perspective)

{{Distinguish|[[CobsonTALKS|the {{Echoes|neutral}} version]]}}
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{{customquote|file=[[File:Chinese_mutt.png|link=North_Korea|25px]]|Effortposting is rearry bad ev&oe I do it arr the time or whatever frips the burger}}

{{Infobox officeholder
| name                = CobsonTALKS<br><span style="font-size:83.3333333333%;color:#117743">'''CobsonTALKS'''</span>
| image               = Cobsonbraps.png
| caption             = Greg, as of June 2026
| nationality         = Amerimutt and some SNCA gook shit
| party               = Independent/TALKSism
| occupation          = Effortposting literally everywhere
| known_for           = Effortposting to bring in 'itter and 'gram immigrants to the 'y, ev&oe he clittyleaks when anyone else effortposts<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/DckNC</ref>{{CitationNeeded|He just does, okay?}}
| IAS?                = Yes
| wiki_account        = [[User:Niggerdotparty]]
|awards={{Award|Unfunny effortposting troonella award}}
}}

'''CobsonTALKS''', also known as '''Greg Dylan''', '''CobsonBRAPS''', '''CobsonEFFORTPOSTS''', '''CobsonLEAKS''', and [[Truthnuke|'''unfunny''']] is a halfbreed gookmutt that ruins everything with his <s>fursona</s> soysona. As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers [[Obesity|bloated and bursting at the seams]]. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a [[Profound mental retardation|heckin' wholesome transbian]] before 2027.

==Herstory==
[[File:93856_-_SoyBooru.mp4|thumb|325px|A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.]]
[[File:FUNNY COBSON IMESSAGE STORIES 'WHOLESOME' -internetculture -soyjak -shortvideo -memes -laughoutloud.mp4|thumb|240px|Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.]]
He entered the soysphere by pushing his singularity brapsona onto /soy/, The Everything Board. He would soon use it to post vantablack videos on every website known to man, including, but not limited to JewTube, the 'gram, ChinkTok, and [[Brapjak.farty|brapjak.farty]]. Through catering to normalcacas, he gained immense, undeserved popularity.

Along with his short-form videos, he has created many long-form videos, such as the Tales From the Bottle of Soy, an effortpost brapfest that wasn't funny or interesting [[And nothing|and nothing]].

[[Lie|He is also well-known for various failraids,]] consisting of two [[Geg|'blox raids]], making him a colossal faggot. Apparently everything else is such SNCA, even for nutroons, that the only other raid listed on the neutral article only gets one, grammatically incorrect sentence.

==Facts==
*He's a hybrid of gook and mutt.
*He will never be a gem.
*He 'leaks over effortposting, unable to see the irony due to his [[Autism|gook intelligence]].
*He's practically a literal who from the depths of Whoville at this point.
*He will <span style="font-size:110%>'''NEVER'''</span> be a gem.
*He was the president of some stupid shit nobaldi cares about.
*Being involved in a torrential downpour of SNCA tends to be a theme of his.
*He's likely so irony-poisoned from a combination of EPI and being 'aped.
*<span style="font-size:150%">'''HE WILL NEVER IN A THREMBILLION YEARS BE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A GEM.'''</span>