CordsonBRAPS (detractor perspective)

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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

>Effortposting is rearry bad ev&oe I do it arr the time or whatever frips the burger

CobsonTALKS, also known as Greg Dylan, CordsonBRAPS, CobsonEFFORTPOSTS, CobsonLEAKS, and unfunny is a halfbreed hapa gookmutt that ruins everything with his fursona "soysona". As of 2026, he has not discovered the art of compressing his troon-coded videos before uploading them to the 'ru, making its servers bloated and bursting at the seams, both due to the size of the videos and the cancer they induce. This inability to compress files is also seen in the videos on his neutral 'ki page, adding over 20 megabytes per minute of nobaldi. Considering his history of 'blox, 'cord and effortposting, Snopes estimates that he will become a heckin' wholesome transbian before 2027.

Herstory

A typical CobsonClittyleaks video.

Greg displaying his EPI cuckold fantasy.

He entered the soysphere by pushing his singularity brapsona onto /soy/, The Everything Board. He would soon use it to post vantablack videos on every website known to man, including, but not limited to JewTube, the 'gram, ChinkTok, and brapjak.farty. Through catering to normalcacas, he gained immense, undeserved popularity.

Along with his short-form videos, he has created many long-form videos, such as the Tales From the Bottle of Soy, an effortpost brapfest that wasn't funny or interesting and nothing.

He is also well-known for various failraids, consisting of two 'blox raids, making him a colossal faggot. Apparently everything else is such SNCA, even for nutroons, that the only other raid listed on the neutral article only gets one, grammatically incorrect sentence.

The videos he uploads are SNCA stuff about jewtuber dramas and forcing the next goyslop made by ZOG to the soyteen population, oh and also reading BBC cuckold 'tube shorts to prove he's an American. His channel is somehow deader than /qa/.

Facts

• He's a hybrid of gook and mutt.
• He will never be a gem.
• He 'leaks over effortposting, unable to see the irony due to his gook intelligence.
• He's practically a literal who from the depths of Whoville at this point.
• He will NEVER be a gem.
• He was the president of some stupid shit nobaldi cares about.
• Being involved in a torrential downpour of SNCA tends to be a theme of his.
• He's likely so irony-poisoned from a combination of EPI and being 'aped.
• HE WILL NEVER IN A THREMBILLION YEARS BE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A GEM.

See also

• The (((neutral))) version