Editing Happenings/2026

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== January ==
[[File:Happy_New_Year_2026_Gifs_Moving_Pictures_&_Animations.gif|alt=|thumb|The GIF attached to the New Year's thread by Limeade. Not very soy, amirite.]]
* January 1 - The new year. [[Brimstone Winter#Brimstone Winter 2026|Brimstone Winter 2026]] starts.<ref name=":2">[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0101-0858-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14641727.html html]</ref> [[Limeade]] posts a thread and stickies it, wishing every [[Soyteen]] a happy new year.<ref name=":1">https://archive.ph/NsV1N https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VqG2L https://megalodon.jp/2026-0101-0916-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14642121.html</ref> A happy new year to you too, [[Limeade]]. The [[IRC]] <s>finally shut down</s> [[Irc.soyjak.st#IRCpocalypse|temporarily shut down.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0101-1144-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14644428.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0101-1145-52/https://webirc.soyjak.st:443/</ref> 'Teens begin raiding an [[Reddit|anti-AI site]] with slopjaks, DNB, and hanging troonjaks.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0101-2342-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14649533.html</ref> Someone gets infected with the [[HWABAG Ransomware]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0102-0843-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14658054.html</ref>

* January 2 - Soyteens gem up Chitchat, and one chud even catfishes an old tranny with pics of kuz.<ref name=":4">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0103-0503-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14666486.html https://archive.ph/WSsOe</ref>

* January 3 - Some autistGODS larp as sharty admins and owners.<ref name=":5">https://archive.ph/Zwjeo</ref> ‘Teens dox a jewtuber named Xiaohusk.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0104-1450-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14688287.html</ref>

* January 4 - Soysylum Wiki and Dailyjak Telegram are removed from the main page due to their inactivity.<ref>https://archive.ph/b7p8J https://megalodon.jp/2026-0104-2122-45/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> A new operation, [[Operation 404]], is created to get all the trannies doxed in [[Operation No Nut November]] to delete everything using momNVKEs and glowNVKEs.

* January 5 - A frognigger gets crushed by a pin, growing to the size of his [[The Frog Pond|pond]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0105-2208-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14705309.html https://archive.ph/00olF</ref>

* January 6 - A brave warrior tries to achieve the Alicia nameroll while people try to [[Demoralization|demoralize]] him into stopping, but he keeps going and finally gets it.<ref>https://archive.ph/4Rf0x</ref>

* January 7 - A shitty bait thread gets 1.3k+ reppeys (although it’s mainly just one dedicated schizo spamming the everloving shit out of it).<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.ph/Kxfdu}} https://megalodon.jp/2026-0108-0136-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14722754.html</ref>

* January 8 - A frognigger posts an image of Pepe that allegedly had [[Doctos|embedded 'p]] inside of it. [[Soy/|/soy/]] gets catty wiped, Jannies set a one-image limit on thread OPs, and AI [[Coinslot|'slot]] spam occurs.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0108-1351-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14739338.html https://archive.ph/fDANg</ref> 'Teens brainstorm a new Nate variant "Ned Diggers" for DNB hours and make OC.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0109-0418-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14740709.html</ref>

* January 9 -  [[Chudjak|AM]] makes an appearance on [[Soy|/soy/]] and answers [[soyteens]]' questions.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/oCFom https://megalodon.jp/2026-0109-0707-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14744866.html</ref> Frogs were banned on /soy/ due to "demoralization," but ended up getting unbanned later.<ref>https://archive.ph/L2UGW https://megalodon.jp/2026-0110-0656-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14758631.html</ref>

* January 10 - Soyteens [[Lie|revive]] [[Flagging]].<ref>https://archive.md/NE8JY</ref> The IRC gets shut down for a few hours.<ref>https://archive.ph/oFqXV https://megalodon.jp/2026-0111-0614-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14770945.html</ref> A 'ru namefag gets his house leaked (Evendoe Soybooru users already did it before).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0111-0605-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14770487.html</ref> 'Teens discuss a [[1984]] propaganda [[Troonslop|"""game"""]] made by the [[Niggerhell|British government]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0111-0820-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14770293.html&#x3C;/nowiki&#x3E;</ref>

* January 11 - [[Satania]] gets the 14777777 GET.<ref>https://archive.ph/Julj6</ref> Some 'teen on /soy/ begins rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When [[jannies]] find out, all of the vandalism is reverted, the vandals are banned, and a Vlodson [[nameroll]] is added.<ref>https://archive.ph/x4i4s https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0054-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14780363.html</ref> The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an [[Azerbaijan|Azerbaijani]] [[Discord]] user with an Android tablet.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0051-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14777394.html https://archive.ph/JR4Jx https://archive.ph/HKZe3</ref> The Sharty's Wikipedia page is deleted.<ref>https://archive.ph/gNGFT https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0121-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14781381.html</ref> A raid thread is created on /soy/ to chud up a vibecoded Xitter knockoff with no moderation; interestingly, the raid results in a mentally ill chronically online schizoposter named winner [[Lie|'''ACTUALLY COMMITTING SUICIDE''']] because he can't date some snca 'ru namefag he saw 2 hours ago.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-0138-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14779230.html https://archive.ph/9QX3J</ref> A soyteen finds out that [[Nikocado Avocado]] has been sending copyright claims to the domains of the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] ([[Soyjak Wiki|and]] [[Kiwi Farms|other]] [[X|sites]]) because of 'teens using the [[coinslot]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0111-1224-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14773717.html</ref>

* January 12 - Soyteens discuss how to get Pinterest foids on the Sharty.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3IBP8 https://archive.ph/OmQ5V https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0119-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14787741.html</ref> Soyteens part of [[Operation 404]] [[Rape|'ape]] a [[Furry|furry faggot]] wiki so bad that it gets shut down. <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MvISO
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0112-1131-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14783488.html</ref> Soyteens raid two text-based canvas sites, including ourworldoftext.com and [[Textwall]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-1541-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14781375.html</ref> [[Namerolls]] have been made extremely rare.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0047-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14792963.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0105-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14793182.html</ref> [[Brownocaust]]: [[Brazil]], [[Turkey]], [[Mexico]], and [[Azeri-Armenian War|Azerbaijan]] have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0212-23/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/916490.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0216-50/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/916489.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0241-51/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/228493.html 
https://archive.ph/J3Dgl
https://archive.ph/kNOrz
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0759-59/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2668943.html
</ref>, and [[RTL|RTL polls]] finally pass iron for the first time.<ref>[[RTL]]</ref> Big [[soyduel]] on /pol/, which is increasingly rare.<ref>https://archive.ph/qiMb0</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0611-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2651187.html</ref> Cobblestone announces she will be {{Brimtext|removing}} [[Soyjak Wiki:Template/Quality headers|quality headers]] from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template_question/2&oldid=319742 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-0710-39/https://soyjakwiki.org:443/index.php?title=Soyjak_Wiki:Template_question/2&oldid=319742</ref><ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Cobblestone&oldid=319812</ref> [[File:Vvin.png|thumb|/int/ surpassing /soy/ and /pol/ after the Browncaust]]

* January 13 - The ‘party and ‘ki get brapped up for half an hour.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-1121-21/https://status.soyjak.st:443/status/soyjakparty</ref> Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia. Many legitimate users of the 'party plead for unbans.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-1749-04/https://soyjak.st:443/q/thread/211715.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0113-1752-11/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/228592.html</ref> A thread asking for nameroll suggestions is pinned.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0114-0600-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14804492.html</ref>

* January 14 - An incident occurred at McDonald's. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0115-0111-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14816109.html https://archive.ph/jjRJh</ref> {{Brimtext|[[Gradingcaust]]}} is in full swing, with over a thousand bot changes made.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0115-0210-25/https://soyjakwiki.org:443/Special:RecentChanges?limit=1000&days=7&urlversion=2</ref> A major sperg-out happens because a Sabrina Carpenter hack thread gets deleted and {{glowtext |possible glowie involvement}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0115-0708-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14819219.html</ref>

* January 15 - Turkey Tom is accused of being an abusive sex pest on his Kiwi Farms thread by one of his exes<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-1107-24/https://kiwifarms.st:443/threads/turkey-tom-tomdark-notaturkey-tomdarklive-anonbirdd-thomas-larry-hanson.205006/page-64</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/lRYiQ</ref> Gardenjaks are made. A monster has been created.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-1725-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14839712.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/2oCsE</ref>

* January 16 - [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] PPH reaches [[67]] ([[Trollge|boiii ts so tuff]][[File:Emoji Apple Skull.png|link=|12px]][[File:Emoji Apple Skull.png|link=|12px]]) <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-0207-43/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> <s href="Trannies">A [[Jartycuck|Jarty Alien]] appears on [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] and [[CIA|{{Glow|glowies}}]] [[death|'nished]] xim from [[Soyjak.party|earth]]</s> NOTHING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AFRICAN FROM OUTER SPACE, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION NOW!<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-0211-40/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/232168.html</ref> An incident happened at the CIA where Feraljak committed suicide, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-0248-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14842953.html </ref> A [[TVRKARYAN]] finds perhaps the only known way to not get 'aped by [[The Icelandic]], by using the Icelandic (and Old English and Runic) letter thorn "{{Gemtext2|þ}}" to replace "th". Xhe starts to obsessively use it across /int/, the only board where this sacred rune is allowed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-0411-39/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/231520.html</ref>[[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] gets nine times the PPH of [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-0645-12/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/20410.html</ref> [[Quote]] does a Q&A on [[soy/|/soy/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-1335-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14847435.html https://archive.ph/7Kg0u</ref>

* January 17 - A schizophrenic colorjak gets the [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] 233333 GET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-1005-17/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/233313.html</ref> ({{Frogtext|also a [[Soygem Pass|gemnigger]] failed twice to get the GET with [[Vlodson]] KEEEEEEEEEK}})<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-1011-28/https://soyjak.st:443/int/thread/233332.html</ref> [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] [[PPH]] {{Glow|mysteriously}} [[ESL|surpasses]] every board PPH and becomes 1st on the [[Soyjak.party/Boards|board list]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0117-1544-32/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0118-0927-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14860051.html</ref> Shark eats nusois after not listening to a [[Pepe|big nigger lips spammer]] about dangerous waters.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0118-1039-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14859547.html</ref> [[Soygem Pass|gempass]] users from [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] try to {{Brimtext|catty wipe [[int/|/int/]] with tranime,}} but it doesn't work.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-0003-27/https://soyjak.st:443/q/thread/211965.html</ref> Another Diavatalks raid.<ref>https://archive.ph/STMiO https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-0010-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14858481.html</ref>

* January 18 - A poll is conducted, showing that over 40% of ‘teens now hate [[Cobblestone (detractor perspective)|Cobblestone]] in the wake of the Gradingcaust.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-1107-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14871594.html</ref> [[File:14881488_GET.png|alt=|thumb|210x210px|The 14881488 GET was the first GET of 2026.]]

* January 19 - /soy/ has a [[useless nigger war]] over [[Garfield]] characters, mostly Garfield and Odie, but some other Garfield characters join the fight too.<sup>(where's my lasagna?)</sup><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-1534-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Furpedo [[Jackrabbit]], as a result of xis 'ox, deletes all of xis social media pages, practically making it a Sharty winraid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-1536-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14872458.html</ref> The 14880000 “GET” is deleted, with the one before being a ‘jak of ‘cado.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0119-2218-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14879951.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3usYZ</ref> [[soyak|Nintendo Soyak]] obtains the 14881488 GET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0120-0131-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14872177.html</ref>
[[File:14888888get.jpg|alt=|thumb|JSID]]

* January 20 - An [[Satoko houjou fan|obsessed]] jartycuck gets the 14888888 GET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0120-0936-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14884212.html</ref> Soyteens attempt to [[Chudjak|chudify]] some random 90-subscriber [[YouTube]] streamer named [[Andrew Visser]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1135-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14890783.html
https://archive.ph/bVqJV</ref> A poll reveals that [[Dollism]] is by far the most popular [[Soylitics|soysphere ideology]], followed by [[Frootism]], [[Quotism]], [[Sootism]], and [[Kuzism]] in last place. 'Teens argue over which [[owner]] was the best in the poll's thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1144-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14894272.html
https://archive.ph/cIx4B</ref> Two [[Niggers|individuals of African-American descent]] [[warrior-Z|debate]] for 3 hours.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-0600-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14895519.html</ref> A [[Soyteen|'teen]] shares a [[Doxing|dox]] of a [['P|pedophilic]] [[furry]] [[Porn|porn artist]] known as ItsyMitsy; fellow 'teens thusly send xher [[Pizza|pizzas]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1119-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14897405.html
https://archive.ph/Ofh6b</ref> It's discovered that [[Janitor|jannies]] shortened the ban of someone who described [[(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Epstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))]] victims as [['P|"sluts"]] from forever to just one week, causing mass outrage.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1152-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14898922.html
https://archive.ph/yZ7eX</ref> More [[Diavatalks]] raiding.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1112-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14897657.html
https://archive.ph/DqZ3s
</ref>

* January 21 - [[Cobblestone]] does a Q&A on [[Soy/|/soy/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1104-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14899635.html
https://archive.ph/5xFXQ</ref> [[Janitor|Jannies]] delete every post in [[Soy/|/soy/]] except for the [[Sticky|stickied]] thread and the 12 looped threads, though the reason for the [[Catalog wiping|cattywipe]] remains unknown.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0121-1212-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14901913.html
https://archive.ph/b9VMn</ref> More [[Andrew Visser]] chudding.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0612-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14902308.html
https://archive.ph/9LzWr</ref> The NSFW definition gets removed from the rules.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0225-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14903695.html https://archive.ph/u3eI7</ref> Known anti-sharty femboy [[Qwarz Atarz]] makes art of a leftist trans-button-wearing version of [[Pathways|Amelia from Pathways]] defending xher [[Islam|Muslim]] "[[Trannies|girlfriend]]" with [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] in the background, triggering renewed discussion of raids against Qwarz Atarz.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0650-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14903880.html
https://archive.ph/Kvena</ref> [[SoyBooru]] apparently adds [[Reddit|upvotes and downvotes]]{{CitationNeeded|even though it's already been there for a long time, they just added new colors}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0645-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14904846.html
https://archive.ph/bcZgj</ref> 'Teens discover that IRL soyjak and [[Reddit]] karma millionaire EtymologyNerd made a viral video about the word "[[Chudjak|Chud]]" being the perfect insult against rightoids (ev&o most rightoids now self-insert as the chud). A possible dox attempt against xhim is discussed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0656-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14905948.html
https://archive.ph/OAz0E</ref> 'Teens discuss the Nigger Rape Simulator franchise.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0220-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14906169.html https://archive.ph/Btr30</ref> [[gededarmawicaksana@gmail.com]] is discovered.<ref>https://archive.ph/DZYXn https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0241-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14904846.html</ref> A guide on how to make AI gigas and frogs is added to the 'ki.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0246-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14905563.html https://archive.ph/RZMYn</ref> 'Teens discover an [[Niggers|IRL black <s>woman</s>]]<sup>''[turned out to be a [[Trannies|troon]]]''</sup> on [[X|Xitter]] with a [[Soyniqua|black soytan]] profile picture.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0619-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14907410.html
https://archive.ph/f44WN</ref> Soyteens gem up the comment section of a month-old YouTube video leaking about how the creator of [[Webfishing]] got doxed (we doxed xhim back in November 2024 btw).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0627-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14908235.html
https://archive.ph/tzNBL
</ref> Even more [[Diavatalks]] raiding.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-0924-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14908574.html
https://archive.ph/Rrjng</ref>

* January 22 - [[BBQ Sauce|BBQ]] reads the janny notes of /soy/ users.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-1140-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14911233.html
https://archive.ph/vPtRa</ref> Some [[Niggers|black]] streamer named Lacari accidentally [[Leakage|leaks]] xhis [['P|'p]] folder on stream, 'teens proceed to [[Doxing|'ox and 'ape]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0745-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14916800.html
https://archive.ph/924Ak</ref> 'Teens discover a [[foid]] [[Ongezellig|'zellig]] cosplayer named [[Gore]]<nowiki/>screaming who [[Doctos|owns Nate and Soytan plushies]], confirming xher identity as the banned [[SoyBooru]] user [https://soybooru.com/user/nba_soytan/ nba_soytan].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0750-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14916985.html
https://archive.ph/eVS6l</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0932-11/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/257484.htm
https://archive.ph/YLPgm</ref> Doxing efforts against [[Qwarz Atarz]] intensify.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0747-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14903880.html
https://archive.ph/foRrq</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0749-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14918623.html
https://archive.ph/B2GCk</ref> [[Jackbox raiding]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0754-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14918449.html
https://archive.ph/Ywgwv</ref> More [[Diavatalks]] raiding.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0123-0756-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14919793.html
https://archive.ph/HFq4G</ref>

* January 23 - Black is now [[Wordfilter|filtered]] to blak.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0411-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14930781.html</ref> [https://soybooru.com/user/nba_soytan/ Nba_soytan] is discovered to have {{Brimtext|[['P|loli posters]]}} in xher room, triggering dox efforts.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0932-11/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/257484.html
https://archive.ph/YLPgm</ref> An r/highschool [[Reddit]] user wears a [[Gapejak]] mask and an [[ESL FNF Pedo|FNF hoodie]] to school.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0915-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14929745.html
https://archive.ph/2I2D4</ref> [[Westthewerst|Webfishing]] apparently gets republished, and 'teens begin work on [[JSID|shutting it down]] again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0906-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14929932.html
https://archive.ph/LbOb6</ref> 'Teens also do some more gemming up of [[YouTube]] comment sections of videos complaining about the [[Westthewerst|Webfishing]] dox.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0900-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14928535.html
https://archive.ph/ZY45D</ref> A [[X|tweet]] from some offsiter with the image of [[Gapejak]] looking at a [[gem]] gets 2 million views.<ref>https://archive.ph/IcEvv
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0904-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14930279.html</ref> {{Gemtext|Big climactic [[Diavatalks]] raid happens while she's streaming.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0855-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14931431.html
https://archive.ph/CdD2B</ref> [[Qwaytriot|The person]] who made all of the animated [[Forced meme|femquote]] edits claims to be a [[foid]] on TikTok.<ref>https://archive.ph/fLPBw
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-0859-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14932870.html</ref> [[File:Lgbt at somephoon date.png|thumb|/lgbt/ during the raid. {{Brimtext|[[Lolicon|Shota porn]]}} has been censored.]]

* January 24 - A video PNG file{{Margerald}} is uploaded to /soy/, with many 'teens, including the creator, worried about 'G spammers.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1042-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14935414.html<nowiki/>https://archive.ph/NyOEh<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1046-17/https://archive.ph:443/NyOEh</ref> {{Colortext|'''THERE'S A PARTY IN THE SHARTY!'''}}<ref>https://archive.ph/vvscI
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1406-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14936239.html</ref> The /[[Niggers|nigger]]/ thread achieves its goal of 800 [[Reppey|reppeys]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1710-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14901928.html
https://archive.ph/6EW3P</ref> Big /lgbt/ raid thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-2352-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14941169.html https://archive.ph/PgjmM https://archive.ph/XDmVq https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-2352-24/https://boards.4chan.org:443/lgbt/thread/42436910</ref> The best bait ever posted on the Sharty has nusois obsessing (PS: Quote probably posted this for PPH).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-0056-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14940659.html</ref> [[Space Station 13|Sharty Station 13]] gamenight.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-0952-21/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14943215.html
https://archive.ph/bWpZz</ref> A soyteen accidentally deletes his downloads folder, losing 96.2GB of files in the process (geg).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-0210-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14943109.html</ref> Quote claims that [[Qwaytriot]] is Sprunkifan, a namefag best known for posting {{Brimtext|obese femjanny art}} on [[Qa/|/qa/]].<ref>https://archive.ph/cH5Fb https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-0754-43/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/257954.html</ref> Another [[Diavatalks]] raid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-0957-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14945557.html
https://archive.ph/lJOuH</ref> Soyteens theorize that [[Nojak]] was actually traced from a famous picture of one of the Columbine Shooters and not Oreo Review Show.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html</ref> {{Glow|NOJAK WAS TRACED ONLY FROM OREO REVIEW SHOW AND NOT ANY OTHER SOURCE. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.}}
[[File:Soy nas incident .jpg|thumb|/soy/ on the early hours of January 25]]

* January 25 - All NAS on /soy/ is allowed for an hour.<ref>https://archive.ph/zlEvH https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-1336-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0125-1307-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14951358.html https://archive.ph/2aQrb https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IiIIE</ref> A 2hu thread obtains the 123456th [[GET]] on /a/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0126-0635-43/https://soyjak.st:443/a/thread/99759.html</ref> Soyteens discover DNB lore and the man who is responsible for DNB.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0126-0918-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14957650.html<nowiki/>https://archive.ph/xZUcO</ref>

* January 26 - [[Giggly Goonclown|A 'teen admits gooning to 'o]] in a "What are your fetishes?" thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0126-1649-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14967852.html</ref> Quote ejaculated on the servers and turned on the /soy/ namefield for an hour.<ref>https://archive.ph/x5GQ4, 
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0126-1927-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14968690.html</ref> 'Teens trick each other with it.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-0227-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14968737.html https://archive.ph/VMILh</ref> The Sharty gets brapped again for 10 minutes, but none of the other sites are affected.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-0000-53/https://status.soyjak.st:443/status/soyjakparty</ref> A [[Hibiscux064|pedo snitchnigger named Marleyna]] gets 'oxed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-0659-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14962569.html https://archive.ph/7rKil</ref> FPE 'pasta bait is posted; a pointless niggerwar with over 300 reps ensues.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1210-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14974944.html https://archive.ph/K2Nrz</ref> Soyteens discuss what changes they would like to see on the site.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1200-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14969857.html https://archive.ph/RpPn7</ref> A 'teen makes an actual [[Poopson]] [[Doctos|with his own shit in a 1:48-long video using a paintbrush.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1658-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14979367.html</ref> People trick nusois into thinking their posts get blocked for violating the UK's Online Safety Act.<ref>https://archive.md/t6wdm</ref>

* January 27 - The sharty gets sold to a person named "CyberKing" on a dark-web forum. CyberKing is now the new owner and does an AMA.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0128-0456-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14987150.html</ref> Another gemmy soyduel happens when an HTSM spammer quotes a raider hating on a jartycuck, completely derailing the raid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1255-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14972034.html</ref>

* January 28 - [[Operation Deep Freeze]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0210-1353-24/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/258248.html</ref> Teens play Garticphono with [[Andrew Visser]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0128-1559-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14990872.html https://archive.ph/cl6KJ</ref> The [[Soysphere|Soysphere's]] minimum age for use gets raised to 18.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0305-36/https://soyjak.st:443/rules.html</ref> The 15000000 /soy/ GET is a mexiaryan impjak baby post.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0249-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14998116.html</ref> [[1/28|Cacacaust]] happens, and [[Admin 6|Quote]] announces [[IT'S OVER|he will JSID when he quits]], [[Death of soyjak.party|in about 3 years]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0532-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15000880.html</ref> The sharty temporarily goes down due to a DDoS attack.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0129-0722-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15003589.html</ref> [[File:Cacacaust.png|thumb|Quote enacting the Cacacaust ]][[File:Error1216.png|thumb|What would happen if you tried to edit when the 'ki was down]]

* January 29 - MPA breaks on a /soy/ thread, rendering it unapprovable.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0130-0624-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15009667.html</ref> [[Quote]] develops [[Schizophrenia|Paranoid schizophrenia]] and starts reppeying and arguing with ximself on [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bsthd</ref>
 
* January 30 - Everyphono on /soy/ is [[September|leaving in September]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0130-2148-15/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> The Sharty reached 20 million total posts, with the 20 millionth post being "Faggots goon to 'cado".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-0329-45/https://soyjak.st:443/
A nigger seethes about Quote and gets banned :o.

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-0328-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15023149.html <- cados asshole in this thread btw</ref> /soy/ fastburns Tumblr and gemeralds ensue.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-0605-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15023372.html</ref> More (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Epstein))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) files get released and it turns out that [[Moot]] was on the island. Oh, and: "How did you like [[moot]]? He is very [[Faggots|sensitive]] so be [[gentile]]." [[Moot-tan|GEG THAT'S WHY HE SELF INSERTS AS THAT]] HE HAD FUCKING GAY SEX WITH (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((EPSTEIN)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-0921-23/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2777008.html</ref> AND ALSO (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((EPSTEIN))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) GOONED TO FNAF SFM MONSTER FUTA GEEEEG. [[Pepe|Frog]] explodes into a pile of [[Poop|shit]] due to poop tube being blocked.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-1355-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15027968.html</ref>

* January 31 - [[Quote]] and [[Schizophrenia|his clones]] start arguing with each other in an [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] thread.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/v4jr5</ref> The [[Woman|80085]] GET drops on [[R9k/ (soyjak.party)|/R9K/]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/b3Gqn</ref> Brazil is proven to be white after a 'teen posts an eye on /pol/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-0515-02/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2781265.html</ref> A post challenges 'teens to [[Nameroll|roll]] [[Alicia]], and they manage only after 400 tries.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-0716-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15030854.html</ref> A Bimmyjak datamining poll reveals that /soy/ is [[Lie|65% male, 21% non-binary, 10% female, and 4% "other"]].<ref>https://archive.ph/hFeXZ</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/1abxB</ref> On /r/, a 'teen starts the [[Soytan at the Olympic Games Collab]], with the first sport done being rowing.<ref>https://archive.ph/4nr28</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-1933-37/https://soyjak.st:443/r/thread/25515.html</ref>

== February ==
* February 1 - [[List_of_doxes/F#Frankie fey|Frankie]] finishes xer video, causing nusois and oldfags alike to leak.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-0122-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15042801.html</ref> Happy fat nigger month or whatever.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-0239-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15044014.html]</ref>
* February 2 - The Sharty and the 'ki partially go down for about two hours.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-1541-52/https://status.soyjak.st:443/status/soyjakparty https://archive.ph/05ihO</ref> PPH drops as low as 14 on [[Soy/|/soy/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-1541-40/https://soyjak.st:443/ https://archive.ph/76XLp</ref> A soyteen discovers that (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Jeffrey Epstein))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) talked with an influential biologist about trooning out cacas as young as three using hormone therapy in hopes of them becoming prostitutes later in life.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-2300-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15051137.html</ref> [[Dr. Soyberg]] himself is doing an AMA on the Sharty and telling stories about what it's like to be a psychiatrist in a [[Asoylum|mental asylum]].<ref>https://archive.ph/B484s</ref> The Ribbit Rally gets exposed; Frogcaca seething ensues.<ref>https://archive.ph/YIYfm</ref>

* February 3 - A [[CIA|glowie]] fails on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-2025-44/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2787819.html</ref> [[(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Jeffrey Epstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))|(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Epstein)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))]] is found to have used the term [['P]] at least 9 years before the sharty's creation.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-0520-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15053728.html https://archive.ph/ycUh0</ref> A soyteen asked for people to voice Soytan for a Valentine's Day SMV.<ref>https://archive.ph/vzGNV https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-0903-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15054161.html</ref> Soyteens build their ideal woman.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-0901-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15055534.html https://archive.ph/cCrdv</ref> [[Admin Ϫ]] LARPerald gathers attention.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-1208-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15058019.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/rix7L</ref> [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] gets [[Catalog wiping|cattywiped]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-2138-49/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/catalog.html https://archive.ph/3yQ1r ([[Colorgem]] brim warning)</ref> from a raid organized on [[Soy/|/soy/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0203-2139-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15060757.html https://archive.ph/2XoSJ</ref> Someone makes a post about the fact that [[YouTube]] allows [['O]], and what is presumed to be bots from the comment section migrate to /soy/ and start posting [[ESL]] replies. It is also speculated that this is a way to increase [[PPH]] by the [[Admin 6|admins]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0204-0705-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15062440.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0204-0705-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15062536.html</ref> [[Bernkastel]] leebait steals the 2222222 GET on the /vm/ board on 4cuck.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0204-0628-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15063606.html https://archive.md/ajnMR</ref>
* February 4 - Mosbeeto vs. ant war.<ref>https://archive.ph/xVj8w</ref> A slopjak blows up on Xitter and mindbreaks the xiggers.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0205-0939-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15074369.html</ref> 'Teens discover a popular Xitter comic artist is a closeted 'teen. Somephono, [[LARP|LARPing]] as him, holds an interview in the thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0205-2132-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15077802.html</ref> Some nigga uploads xer entire Soytan gooning folder [[Obsession|with over 1,000 images]]. Eventually, a joon disables bumping (even by [[Sage|supersage]]).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0206-0726-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15069736.html</ref>
* February 6 - [['G|'g]] is now used as a computer virus/crypto miner. DO NOT DOWNLOAD "g.wav".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0206-1514-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15085938.html</ref>
* February 7 - 'Teens raid Gurochan, a {{Brimtext|gore and loli porn site}} formerly owned and run by Kuz and his KolymaNET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0207-1326-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15094508.html</ref> [[Quote Limeade Mustard just end your lives already|QLMJEYLA]] is the new rallying cry of the soyim.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-0140-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15097614.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-0138-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15098410.html</ref> Turk continues with his makeshift gun project.{{CitationNeeded|not archived}} Some Reddit tranny SJW makes a parody 'toss of the booru inspired by [[r/coaxedintoasnafu]] in MS Paint that has words like "POC" used unironically, and doesn't mention the sharty by name.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-0738-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15100305.html</ref>
* February 8 - The 'log gets absolutely gangraped by NAS coalers with not a janny in sight to clean it all up.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-1124-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> It gets raped so hard, in fact, that it ‘gasms at over 1,000 PPH.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-1144-44/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> At this point, ‘teens realize /soy/ Rules 1 and 2 are no longer enforced at all. /soy/ crafts the perfect SISA again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0208-2327-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15108915.html</ref> Soyteens discover the [[Jakparty.soy|Jarty]] store located in [[Brap|Peru]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0209-0803-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15114541.html</ref> /soy/ is a bit of a DNB due to everybaldi watching the Super Bowl instead of browsing the Sharty. The person who created the furfag coal "gem alarm" GIF currently being spammed on /soy/ is doxed and xer BBC porn account on xitter is found.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0209-0859-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15101225.html</ref>
* February 9 - Soyteens discuss the Super Bowl.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0209-1050-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15115747.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/5tRYc https://megalodon.jp/2026-0209-1052-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> An [[List of adventure threads|adventure thread]] starts about a nucaveman of the [[Quote (caveman perspective)|Sharty Tribe]] 700,000 years ago.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0210-1056-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15122822.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mDLYY</ref>
* February 10 - A successful 'box raid takes place during DNB hours, which literally never happens. Multiple Jackbox streams were shut down, and a nigger watched SMVs and got EPI'd.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/I32zh</ref> Quote shows a sneak peek of Nusoi on IRC.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0211-0829-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15134070.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RlWrP [[File:Nusoireplycomments.mp4]]</ref>  [[Andrew Visser|Andrew]] posts nu 'toss on [[Soy/|/soy/]] and everybaldi loves it because I said so.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0211-1011-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15135828.html</ref>
* February 11 - Jannies fail to enforce both global and /soy/ Rule 2 or delete [[Lolicon|loli]] sexualization threads during euro hours. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0211-2349-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15140301.html</ref> Jannies de facto allow [[NAS]] on /soy/, which makes the 'log plunge to utter brimstone.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0212-0123-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Broken MPA becomes a fairly common occurrence, with a thread about a tranny shooter stuck with {{Frogtext|two images pending for over 12 hours}}.<ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XbgC0 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0212-0946-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15139595.html</ref>
* February 12 - A random Pepe is stickied.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wuO8x</ref> An actual nigger retard posts a picture of himself and uses his actual email in the email field on /soy/ and, surprise, surprise, gets 'oxed faster than one can blink.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0212-1335-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15149539.html</ref> NAS explodes on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0323-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15156666.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0323-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1770919432430j.png https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zGJSO https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0320-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> PPH balloons to 1488, mostly just because of one MLPervert’s bait thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0713-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15157058.html</ref>
* February 13 - A hunky thread is stickied.<ref>Archive.ph: https://archive.ph/Q2Ckn<br />Megalodon: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-1415-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15164938.html</ref> Cobblestone leaks a pedophile’s IP, and to nobaldi’s surprise, xe was [[Argentina|Argentinian]].<ref>[[User:Cunny]] https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-0527-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15172401.html</ref>
* February 14 - /soy/'s catalog is bombed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-1108-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-1108-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> [[User:Turrican|DoxGOD]] posts an IP grabber in a 4chan /b/ [[antimatter|loli]] thread; you can find all the ‘tosses [[User:Turrican/IPs|here]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-1333-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15176085.html</ref> A [[Pepelaugh|frognigger]] is brootally raped by a nameroll.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-2227-35/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15179770.html</ref> A [[Jews|Jew]] kills [[Nate Higgers|Nate]] in the Hunger Games after a long game of sentience on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1012-43/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2866777.html</ref> [[Five Nights at Cobson's 2|FNAC devs reveal Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo, a sequel to FNAC1]]. 
* February 15 - Frankie Fey's dox is completed; some 'teen datamines xer SSN, and {{glowtext |the thread got deleted, the next thread discussing the mysterious deletion on /soy/ is also deleted, presumably because of SSN leak}}. The SSN leaker was banned due to legal reasons or else the site would have been fedded.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0214-1724-34/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/262472.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0216-0252-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15197078.html</ref> As a reward, a mysterious 'teen proposes that if Frankie Fey gets 'oxxed, he will release his 2011 soyjak, claiming it to be the first-ever 'jak (it just released; check it out).<ref>{{Redtext|NSFW:}} https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-00/https://imgur.com:443/l14wP

https://archive.is/o5qKs

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1602-27/https://imgur.com:443/l14wP</ref> Quote makes a thread on /QA/ called "hello /qa/ - Quality Assurance" asking 'teens to pick header styles for [[Nusoi (imageboard software)|quotechan]].<ref>https://archive.is/E9KOC

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0216-0816-36/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/949950.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20260215231800/https://megalodon.jp/2026-0216-0816-36/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/949950.html</ref>
* February 16 - There is a [[Soyboy|Hunger Games]] on /soy/; [[Hitler]] goes on a rampage achieving both TND and TFD.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0217-0451-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15214013.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0217-0306-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15214013.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/w7AAJ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LcE6s</ref>
* February 17 - A soyteen says that he dances to porn.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0304-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15225301.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lQGCl</ref> A spammer figures out that embeds skip MPA and posts porn and Miku EPI.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0011-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15226604.html</ref> A 'teen makes a nameroll game thread that lets the jartycuck nameroll decide what the OP would have to goon to, with the results being the jarty 'log.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0258-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15227214.html</ref> Every single janny is inactive at the same time for 20 minutes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0702-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15230789.html</ref> .على الموقع /soy/ مع بدايه شهر رمضان، حصل تسريب جماعي في.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0716-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15229914.html</ref>

* February 17 - A soyduel thread between a shouting chudjak and what seems to be a caricature of the Christchurch shooter reaches 700 reppeys.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-0828-41/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2883297.html</ref> 'Teens fail to raid Reddit and Xitter after YouTube goes down for an hour. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-1414-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15233378.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-1415-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15233101.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0218-1414-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15233175.html</ref>

* February 18 - Nothing happened.<sup>[nothing always happens doe]</sup>

* February 19 - [[Colonization of Nico Nico Douga|'Teens begin uploading videos on Nico Nico Douga.]] <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0220-0020-11/https://www.nicovideo.jp:443/watch/sm45966933</ref><sup>oh my Fauci, I'm archiving a JAPANESE site on a JAPANESE site!</sup> Soyteens play Worldbox.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0220-0218-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15252705.html</ref> Some unfortunate nusoi gets [[rapeson|assraped]], leading to xis clitty getting hard from the impact of the BWC inside of xim.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0220-1216-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15258260.html</ref>
* February 20 - A Soytan vs. Soyniqua race-change duel happens.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fsWtX</ref> [[Megalodon]] is officially on our ass, [[though]] this is probably just a one-off.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/2fg1u</ref> Somephono decides to become a [[rapeson|minecraft jewtuber]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0221-0558-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15264616.html</ref> [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] has up to 300 more PPH than /soy/.<ref><nowiki>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cipE6</nowiki> <nowiki>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0221-0642-02/https://soyjak.st:443/</nowiki></ref> 42M GET on /x/ is a soyjak.<ref>[[File:X_42000000GET.png]]</ref>
* February 21 - [[Froot]]{{CitationNeeded}} shows up on a /soy/ thread and spills the beans in a voice message. <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iLVA2</ref> A soyteen [[Doctos|posts a picture of his shit]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0221-1421-15/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15270540.html</ref> Soyteens laugh at a Wikipedia user page.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-0343-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15275032.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KnIRz</ref> A nigger who is either a kid or LARPing as one baits evayibeidore.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-0707-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15276067.html</ref> ‘Teens raid a receipt printer, of all things, causing the streamer to JSID.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-0709-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15277255.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4gul6 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-0949-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15277255.html thread with images https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0801-58/https://files.catbox.moe:443/osmb99.html</ref> Somebody gets perma 'nished from only /r9k/ out of all boards.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GUEgi</ref>
* February 22 - 'Teens do Gartic Phone raids on snca Twitch streamers.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-1708-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15280105.html</ref> A meximutt posts a xitter screenshot on /pol/ that includes his profile picture, allowing soyteens to find his account and discover that he is a proud homosexual pedophile who goons to {{Brimtext|shotacon}} and uses {{Brimtext|shartycords}} to hook up with trannies and homosexuals.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0222-1627-41/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2912368.html</ref> 'Teens launch a raid on some snca furnigger imageboard and some offsiter furnigger tries to demoralize them.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-0325-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15284355.html</ref> 'Teens dox a wikipedo who spends all his time defending drawn child porn online, and send him a 'za and rape his social media accounts.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-0958-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15287038.html</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Z0qWu</ref> {{frogtext|Soicucks discuss having sex with Pokémon... JSID already}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-1229-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15290170.html</ref>
* February 23 - Some nigger pretends to be a janny and edits the ban page using Inspect Element to make fake janny notes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-1412-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15291873.html</ref> Turns out [[Colorjeet]] is a spic.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0224-0349-24/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2922061.html</ref><ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/images/e/ed/Colorspic.png</ref> [[Crystal Cafe|'fe]] QVEEN voices over a {{Brimtext|soytan sex copypasta}} and 'teens go apeshit.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0224-0510-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15298994.html</ref> A thread with [[Samefag|“hundreds”]] of replies sexualizing [[Cobblestone|Cobblepoon]] was slid<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-1143-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15253492.html</ref>, but it came back with a vengeance in the form of multiple such ‘tan copypastas, one of which obtained the 15300000 semiGET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0223-1143-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15253492.html</ref> Soyteens fall for an inspect-elemented pic made by a shemmycuck in 2024 of Quote allegedly saying he's okay with 'p being up on splinters that baited everyone.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-07/https://kiwifarms.st:443/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-678 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0224-0817-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15301794.html</ref> Polteens try emancipating an enslaved namefag (no, really).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-1221-00/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2923557.html</ref>
* February 24 - 'Teens start creating bait by adding [['G|'g]] to AI hunky videos; be careful when clicking videos on the 'log.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-0606-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15309549.html</ref> {{Glow|Glowies unleash infohazards on the 'log}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-0718-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15310342.html</ref> [[Tranny|Soyteens discuss wearing dresses]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-0810-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15309850.html</ref> /raid/GODs 'ox the admins of [[BARQ]], a brimmy furfag site.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-0815-10/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/264347.html</ref>  'Teens on /soy/ discuss finding a wealthy 'teen who is willing to become Admin Thrembo and buy the Sharty from Quote.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-0943-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15309959.html</ref>  Soyteens discuss a potential 'zellig A24 kino, bone-chilling, spine-tingling cinematic masterpiece.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-1319-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15312439.html</ref>
* February 25 - 'Teens 'ox trooncore artist Russelbuck.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-0957-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15322641.html</ref> Soyteens share pictures of xheir cars with each other.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-1013-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15322799.html</ref>
* February 26 - "Doctos" gets [[wordfilter]]ed into "OMGSISA".<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/C3Qk2 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0226-2130-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15326919.html</ref> A soyteen goes to a pharmacy and sees a SISA; dubs decide to never talk to her.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0227-1009-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15333043.html</ref>
* [[File:2-27-26 Twitch Raid Gems.mp4|thumb|2-27-26 Twitch Compilation]] February 27 - 15333333 [[GET]] drops a truthnuke. A furfag is also doxed in the thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0227-1100-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15333251.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0227-1249-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15333747.html</ref> {{Gigatext|Captain Fail tries to hack the wiki and accomplishes nothing.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0227-1407-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15334273.html</ref> A [[Stealthjak]] thread on /vp/ gets stickied. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-09/https://arch.b4k.dev:443/vp/thread/58969506</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0107-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15337072.html</ref> A 'teen who calls himself Mint proposes acquiring the Sharty for 5,000 euros from Quote. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0224-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15337757.html</ref> The creator of a [[Blinkies.cafe|LARP website]] that pooners love is doxed in under an hour.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0611-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15339913.html</ref> The booru is reworked to run new software, complete with a new UI.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0627-45/https://soybooru.com:443/<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0629-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15340327.html</ref> Multiple streamers get 'cado'd, [[Trannies|snitchniggers]] return to the Sharty, and many gemmy Twitch moments occur.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-0936-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15341102.html</ref> The car thread from the 25th is revived on /pol/ and /qa/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-1015-19/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2945665.html</ref> A 'teen on /soy/ shares that xhe has bought a VHS copy of "The Lawnmower Man" (the origin of Cobson btw) and intends to post a review on /mtv/ once it ships to xher house.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0228-1019-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15342249.html</ref>
* February 28 - 'f gets posted for the first time on /soy/, a video that allegedly contains curses and makes 'teens hear voices. It's speculated this is linked to [[Clamstaples]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-0710-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15350099.html</ref> Coincidentally, [[Nophono (character)|Nophono]] makes his first AMA thread, detailing horrors that happen within the gigasphere, with mentions of a [[Clamstaples|certain driving force of evil.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-0228-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15347418.html</ref> Some nigger [[failtroll|makes a personal-army thread to raid a self-harm 'cord server and refers to the underage girls groomed into self-harming as "worthless"]]; one of the raiders posts evidence of OP spamming gay porn, while some nigger also [[antimatter|spams tentacle rape hentai of Pochita from Chainsaw Man]] and also posts the Pluekike's (a /qa/ avatarfag's) cord server, likely trying to [[falseflag]] the pluekike considering xer behavior during the raid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-0943-13/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/264979.html</ref> 'Teens on /pol/ discuss the war in Iran.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-0508-34/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2949293.html</ref>

== March ==
* March 1 - Some 'teen doxes a nigger who tortured a wolf puppy; 'teens begin signing xis email up for random shit such as porn websites, gay choirs, gay newsletters, and free Palestine newsletters.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-1309-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15351593.html</ref> Soyteens steal a quint get on a dead Endchan board, beating the native chinks and disruptive offsiters spamming 'lita.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-1849-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15355149.html</ref> An Amerimutt 'teen desperate for sex fucks a man on Grindr, cheats on his girlfriend in the process, regrets it, and then makes a post about it on /pol/.<ref>https://archive.ph/l4X30</ref> {{Gigatext|Gigachad turns 57.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-0204-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15354525.html</ref> A ritual is set to be performed on the night of March 3, delivering maximal spiritual harm to Contrapoints.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-0707-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15360598.html</ref> 'Teens continue to discuss the Iran war.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-0933-51/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2954746.html</ref> Apparently, somebody sends the Taliban on a 'cord tranny living in Afghanistan.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-1000-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15361967.html</ref> 'Teens continue tormenting Cody Roberts, even trying to make xis wife think xhe's being cheated on. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0302-1206-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15357735.html</ref>
* March 2 - The 59,000,000 [[GET]] drops on the 'cuck's /vp/ ([[Pokémon|pokemon]]) board.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-09/https://arch.b4k.dev:443/vp/thread/58968312/</ref> Some nigga has an [[obsession]] episode on this very wiki, farming edits for three hours and counting without even having a user page.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/fart]]
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0303-0419-44/https://soyjakwiki.org:443/Special:Contributions/fart</ref>
* March 3 - Nigger Sage! opens a 'craft realm.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-1200-13/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2969830.html</ref> Frognigger rapes the ‘log, presumably attempting to cattywipe it.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0303-1142-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> ‘Tan is brootally murdered by the Japanese army.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0303-1146-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15369361.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qwmoM</ref> A [[zigger]] claims on [[pol/]] to be [[caca|9 years old]] and gets banned for Rule 13, to nobody's surprise. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0303-2145-34/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2964243.html</ref> An actual [[Discord|'cord]] group is discovered to be behind the recent fetish spam. Members of said 'cord quickly get datamined before the original thread gets derailed by FPEniggers from IRC.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0303-1340-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15373764.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-0624-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15374898.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-0837-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15377554.html</ref> The person who infiltrated the ‘cord got banned for Rule 3 because he posted screenshots from the ‘cord. In that same thread, homoerotic fetish porn stays up undeleted.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-0857-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15380834.html</ref> <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-1205-06/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/265403.html</ref> Pluekike interrogates the last bastion niggers after they invade xis server. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-1303-35/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/265403.html</ref>
* March 4 - [[Root]] returns as a Booru mod.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0304-1338-52/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/1200</ref> A 'teen accidentally clocks the fastest time a thread gets derailed.<sup>{{Frogtext|32 seconds btw}}</sup><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0305-0214-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2978929.html</ref> Some obsessed nusoi must have reported the long-dead website to the [[Wayback Machine]]. Until then, the site was [[Domain squatting|squatted]] with a redirect to that archive, but now the [[jakparty.soy]] domain {{Gemtext|does not exist anymore}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0305-0304-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15390266.html</ref> A potential Sharty record gets set when a furfag gets fulldoxed and sent 'zas in [[Geg|'''just 11 minutes!''']] WAOW!<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0305-0828-21/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15394303.html</ref>
* March 5 - The sharty gains a [[Truthnuke|nuclear bomb]] in the form of a [[Dox.soy#AI revamp|new AI tool]] that can 'ox anyone with a single prompt.{{cn|Theoretically}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0305-2043-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15398045.html</ref> While a pedofurnigger gets 'oxxed for [[doctos|drawing zoophilia 'p and underage animal rape 'p]], a 'teen uses xis mom's credit card and wastes 50 euros on 'za {{Frogtext|GEEGG NUSOIS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ORDER A 'ZA}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-0422-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15400050.html</ref> 'Teens raid a site where people LARP as AI, and mine many high-karat gegeralds.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-0843-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15403000.html</ref> Somephono gets 'aped by a wordfilter that makes xim look like a jartypedo.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-0842-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15402902.html</ref> A 14-year-old caca neo-Nazi tried to kill a nigger and some guy who knew him got /pol/ to ask him questions. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-2222-15/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2981813.html</ref> A keyed retard nusoi later branded [[Dutchcaca]], pays 50 euros' worth of 'za to a pedophile, not realizing you don't actually pay for it.
* March 6 - A blog about trannies is found on [[Kuz|kuz.]][[Kolyma Network|kolyma.net]], revealing that he{{CitationNeeded|nigga that's froot not kuz}} supports gender-affirming care for minors.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/59viv<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QFFws<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-2210-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15410134.html</ref> A thread says the first person to roll [[Alicia]] gets to decide what OP goons to; the result is a mirror, and OP actually does it.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0306-2335-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15410251.html</ref> The [[soy/|/soy/]] 'log gets filled with [[Antimatter|Indian 'zellig racebait posts]].<ref>hell naw i'm not archiving 'p<sup>[Meds, we must expose zelligpedos, plus the Image in post itself is not 'p] </sup> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0307-2153-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15414772.html </ref>

* March 7 - Somephono '''''allegedly''''' finds actual US nuclear launch codes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0307-1056-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15416119.html</ref> The 'jeet 'lig racebait spam continues.{{CitationNeeded|it just does, ok?}} [[4cuck]] goes down!{{CitationNeeded|it just does, ok?}} WelshGOD gets the 3000000 GET on /pol/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0307-2255-22/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3000000.html</ref> The lowest RTL rating so far is a whopping 1.1.<ref>[[RTL/Log]]</ref> A 'teen actually [[Gooning|goons]] to [[Lute]] after being told to do so by a Gigachad nameroll.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-1144-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15424063.html</ref> Some Cordnigger griefs the /pol/caca server but gets griefed as revenge and leaves.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0312-1145-37/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2969830.html</ref>

* March 8 - IRL singularity degenerateaki420 gets 'oxed.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0929-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15425754.html</ref> [[Gemini]] answers questions by [[soyteens]] on /soy/ but then gets mindbroken by [[BBC war|BBC]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-1043-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15428122.html</ref> and the thread gets autosaged. Brimstone pedophilic porn artist rtil/Ryan Miller gets a /raid/ thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0308-0745-35/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/266249.html</ref> Xe is doxed within <s>TWO FUCKING MINUTES, setting a likely record for fastest 'ox in Soystory</s>.{{Margerald|Marge? It took nearly 20 minutes, check the thread 'chive}} Even MORE rule-breaking bait and spam is posted, with little to no bans to show for it. Kill yourself, Quote.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fhpUU https://ghostarchive.org/archive/j6EW3 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lyLSB https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lcQwa</ref> [[Megalodon|Megalodon.jp]] continues to be an unreliable archiving choice, deleting archives containing personal information.<ref>https://archive.ph/Ip8NL</ref>
* March 9 - [[Soy/|/soy/]] gets flooded with gooners and various fat-fetish posts, [[Schizophrenia|possibly because of a secret raid]]<ref>[Brim warning]: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/K6npI

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4Wi82</ref> Somephono gigaquotes a pedo.<ref>'''[Brim warning]:'''https://ghostarchive.org/archive/yNmwb</ref> A People Playground adventure thread starts.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wcB06</ref> Some 'teens get baited by a fake reporter from ABC News.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0311-0052-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15461668.html</ref>
* March 10 - <s>[[Nothing ever happens|Absolutely nothing]], apparently.</s> A 'teen dreams about this very 'ki, including a new banner featuring Gunther Fehlinger about "Having connections to central Europe" (this post saved the 'log from bait btw).<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0311-0903-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15467194.html]</ref> A [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]] poster and a [[Anime|Tomoko]] poster have a fierce duel in an anime thread on [[Soy/|/soy/]] lasting [[Autism|six whole hours]] with over 600 reppies before being derailed by [[Gigachad]] posters,<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0311-0925-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15463020.html</ref> leading to the creation of two more threads, all of which reached the bump limit. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0311-0909-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15467648.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/896GA</ref>
* March 11 - [[Early porn introduction|EPI]] gets [[Wordfilter|filtered]] to [[porn]], with the [[Doctos]] wordfilter still going strong as well.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qKQUJ<nowiki/>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15474437.html#15474601}}</ref> Someone runs a series of tests using images that say "Jannies approve if you like little boys" and "Jannies approve if you're a trans," etc., and jannies approve them.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZFncK

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/B3yEW

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4f5sl

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cc237</ref> Some unfortunate 'teen has a shitty nigger family that lets its cacas get EPI'd.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0312-1141-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15473552.html</ref> Brave 'teens find and raid a [[Luciegoon|chatroom]] that convinces white people to get addicted to porn and kill themselves for the BNWO.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RyL6T</ref>

* March 12 - Someone makes a thread about wanting to [[darkiplier|cum inside babyjak's butt]], [[Geg|gets catty wiped in less than an hour]].<ref>{{q|>archiving pedo threads}}</ref> The [[EPI]] wordfilter is removed after only one day, but an even worse new one for [['P]] is added. The filter is badly implemented and does not apply to [[IToddler|curved quotation marks]], but is still easily able to rape [[Soyspeak|apostrophizers]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0313-0532-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15488620.html</ref> A 'teen makes a gemmy soy-themed parody of the AM speech.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0313-0503-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15489078.html</ref>
* March 13 -  Soybooru allowed drawn babyjak porn and [[Cobblestone]] defended it.<ref>Although I don't want to show NSFW of Babyjak, I think I'll have to because Cobblestone, an admin, defended it:

'''[NSFW warning]:''' https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-16/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/178780

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0313-1858-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15490975.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4zcGH</ref> [['P]] wordfilter was removed following a brootal rape of a [[Neutralplier|plierfag]]. [[Schizophrenia|This marks two consecutive days of a concerning trend in which Quotecord adds some useless nigger nameroll which baits some unsuspecting ‘teens, rapes a few others, and is removed just as quickly, only to be quickly replaced by a new one.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0313-2222-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15497855.html</ref> A [[VNC raiding]] thread locates the controls of a (possibly defunct) nuclear power plant in Florida. Much talk about glowies and nuclear arms ensues, <s>ev&oe there was no way to actually interact with the VNC in any meaningful way.</s><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0314-0308-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15498922.html</ref> 15.5M [[GET]] says to revive Triple Thrembo, but that will be difficult as the page on this wiki containing all known information was recently nvked.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/p0j22<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0314-0421-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15499947.html</ref>
* [[File:Jeet reveals porn history..mp4|thumb|Jeet unveils porn history to cordPOOP]] March 14 - The [[Death of soyjak.party|Final Day]] of [[Soycraft]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0315-0311-25/https://soyjak.st:443/craft/thread/14470.html</ref> Some nigger has a schizo chimp out and begins ranting about furfag glibblezorpson [[Schizophrenia|being connected to Saturn worship.]] <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0314-1314-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15506701.html</ref> Soyteens successfully raid multiple Twitch streams, including convincing some 'jeet to admit he faps to BBC cuck porn.{{CitationNeeded}} Multiple 'cados are shown on multiple streams. A new meme, "molest Cobblestone," is born from this raid due to the fact it made normalGODs geg really hard.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pTFmT</ref> Some soyim makes a schizo post about how [[Toby Fox]] is a Jewish agent trained to produce [[troonslop]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jVpR3</ref> Someone says the first suggestion made by an [[award]] nameroll decides what gets printed on their shirt. [[Though|However]], when the winning post asked OP to screenshot itself, OP [[Selfish Little Fuck|said no]] and added a new rule that it had to be IAS.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0315-0629-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15514238.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/aTIJ4</ref> {{CitationNeeded|Update this}} The Sharty and the [[IRC]] randomly redirect to the 'ru. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-17/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/meta/thread/2775</ref>
* March 15 - Some /pol/clitty comes out as a faggot and clittycels begin leaking.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-0611-16/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3051188.html</ref> Soyteens have a deep intellectual discussion about the reasons for internet shittification, intuitive and sensory people, the ability to have an inner monologue, materialism, and the soul. It ends with a logical TRVTHNVKE dropped by one of the 'teens.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/921Mo<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-0110-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15522052.html</ref> [[Quote]] [[Brownocaust|rangebans browns and blacks]] from the rest of the site, rather than merely /soy/ and /qa/ like last time.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/921Mo</ref> A ‘teen finds a disturbing site that scours the infinite realm of mathematical truth to host [[Jartycuck|googological amounts of 'P and 'O.]]<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eklff<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-0101-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15524362.html</ref> Turns out [[Quote]] is a [[Furry|furfag]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-0516-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15526075.html</ref>
* March 16 - A stickied thread suddenly appears, inviting every [[Me|beidore]] to a [[gooning]] party.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Y4paj<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-1147-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15532321.html<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0316-1149-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15532341.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eeuri</ref> A [[Janitor|janny]] affirms that [[Broot]] has experience.<ref>https://archive.ph/BJ12B</ref> {{Dusttext|[[Its over|The original Soyak image on Desuarchive is deleted…]]}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mbTre<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-0017-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15536709.html</ref> The thread where luxiofag came out devolves into /pol/fags discussing what kind of gay sex they wanna have until it reaches the reppy limit.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-0424-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3051188.html</ref> A stickied [[Gigachad|gigger]] makes every [[Me (supporter perspective)|transphobe]] a sandsich ''[sic]''.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-0805-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15541274.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/npWQT</ref> A pajeet makes a thread about being a sissy with a humiliation fetish and farms reppys. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-0908-10/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3062192.html</ref>
* March 17 - {{Brimtext|'zelligtoilet stayed up on the 'log for over 3 hours}} until [[Janitor#On_soyjak.st|3d12]] BTFO'd them.<ref>https://archive.ph/zxCMR https://megalodon.jp/2026-0318-0308-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15547357.html https://archive.ph/TqLzN</ref> [[Operation Slaughterhouse]] resumes; the thread features a moralGOD dropping a [[Truthnuke|trvke]], as well as a new operation concept and logo.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0318-0930-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15551595.html<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0318-0828-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15551595.html</ref>
* March 18 - The 15555555 [[GET]] on /soy/ is taken by a [[Rika Furude and Bernkastel|Rika Furude]] tranime post.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VrGBK

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0318-1512-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15555555.html</ref> {{Glow|Someone [[TV soyjacking|hijacks]] a Russian military broadcast after physically driving to the station. <s>As of the minute I make this edit, he has confirmed that he can use Morse code and has made some rustling sounds.</s>}} '''HOLY GEG XE PLAYED MUSIC!''' [[Lie|We at Soyjak Wiki believe hacking radio stations is unethical]], but we also wish the best for people who commit trivial crimes like this. [[CIA|Do not investigate further, glowies.]]<ref> 
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qq55r  https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pWQiw<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0319-0420-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15560481.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0319-0446-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15560481.html</ref> A YouTube recording has since been uploaded. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-1112-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15576614.html</ref>
* March 19 - The 'ru adds banners, but [[Geg|barely anyone uses them]]. The [[4chan|'cuck]] goes down [[Lie|"for maintenance"]], prompting a spike in the sharty's [[PPH]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-0132-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15569953.html</ref> Nusois discover [[User:MarketPliers|'ki]] [[User:North|jannies]], resulting in mass clitty leakage.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Mkntx https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-0201-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15569831.html https://archive.ph/H3d0D</ref> An absolute shitshow of a dox thread is also made but is eventually deleted because the OP is underage.<ref>https://archive.ph/EAKq6 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-0227-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15570433.html {{Frogtext|KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIS CAN'T DOX}}</ref> The thread complaining about the deletion gets almost 600 reppies consisting of just pure bait.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4hVVf https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-0500-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15571666.html</ref>
* March 20 - A /soy/ thread's OP pends approval for a full hour. Jannies prove to be in on it as the image is approved at exactly 60 minutes—a rare based jannie moment. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-1319-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15577643.html</ref>
* March 21 - The [[Discord|obsessed niggerhell circus]] wakes up and spams the ‘log with babyjak porn.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-1612-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Some nuGOD made a raiding thread about a pooner explaining the [[41%]] on [[YouTube|JewTube]]. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvzogff_hPU</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-2342-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15593334.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-2112-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15588717.html</ref> A new thread was later made to continue the [[Dox|'oxxing]] of the pooner and some other troon nobaldis. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0322-0117-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15593697.html</ref> [[The Cowardly Valiant|The pooner]] is later made aware that xhe got [[Dox|'oxxed]] and closes the comments because of the [[Doxing|'ox]]. '''GEEEEEEG!''' Visit [[The Cowardly Valiant|this page]] for more information about the [[Doxing|'ox]]. [[Brimstone]] gets added to [[Minecraft]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0322-0706-42/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/24202.html<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0322-0702-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15595979.html</ref>
* March 22 - This is the [[1488]]<nowiki/>th day since the start of [[Russo-Ukrainian War|SVO]]. [[User:MarketPliers|MarketPliers]] jannyfags and, predictably, gathers incredible amounts of leakage. [[Geg|FPEposting derails the thread about 'ki jannies.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0323-0718-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15612173.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/nx5PX</ref>
* March 23 - A [[Janitor|ja]]<nowiki/>[[Janitor|nny]] toys with us by [[LARP|LARPing]] as an [[ESL]] nusoicaca and forcing the [[nameroll]] “Gorge” on themselves. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0323-1031-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15614998.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/exs63<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0323-1032-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15615281.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/nx5PX</ref>  The site goes down for an hour after the host drops it. 

* March 24 - [[Generative AI|Sora]]'s [[Jews|creators]] announce that they are going to [[JSID]], calling into question the future of [[AI Gigachads]] and [[HTSM|Hunkies]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0325-1209-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15635065.html<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BmacN</ref> [[BBQ Sauce]] resigns.<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User:BBQ&oldid=364771</ref>
 
* March 26 - A new Soyjak-Party-only [[Archiving|archiving tool]] gets made under the name archive.soyjak.org.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archives/359c2182-5ae0-41ac-a1c3-471fc50ddcab/index.html}}</ref> 'Teens on /soy/ find a [[Zoophilia Wiki|whole outdated 'ki and forum on zoophilia]], and actually manage to [[JSID]].<ref>https://archive.soyjak.org/archives/4c23841b-7dc7-4e3c-844a-e362c37d4956/index.html              

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0327-0709-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15652952.html</ref> A 'teen [[Janitor|avoids the Alicia nameroll.]]<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archives/43e6a0ff-adc2-4aa3-852d-8d3e9c454c84/index.html}}<nowiki/>and<nowiki/>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archives/797d0cae-f9bb-490a-b48f-a0d207945894/index.html}}</ref>

* March 27 - Cobson secures 15666666 hexes on /soy/.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/7302a5f1-e5d7-4d40-9c2c-c7a58d4170f2}}</ref> [[RTL/Log|RTL data]] sees the voter count stabilize and the score increase by around 1 point over the last week, indicating Brimstone Winter may be over.<ref>[[RTL/Log#/media/File:Rtlweeklyaveragevoters2.png]]</ref> People spend [[Obsession|seven fucking hours]] assembling a [[slopjak]] of [[Cobblestone (detractor perspective)|Cobblestone]] in [[Jiggie.fun]].<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/64d7cd21-7c7c-4f16-8a7d-59b5f122cc09}}<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-17/https://jiggie.fun:443/eSLlEz<nowiki/>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/y8jV5</ref>
* March 28 - Soyteens discuss their personal online encounters with FNF Pedos.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0329-0743-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15673697.html {{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/c14875f3-2fc0-4dd3-a693-ebd7ecc95c52}}</ref> [[Jimbo]] gets demoted on the booru after weeks of inactivity, leading teens to speculate that he has left the soysphere.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0329-0934-09/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/5543</ref>
* March 29 - Somebaldi tries to expose Quote as a lolifag, but instead gets banned with a "(No, I'm not)" on xheir post.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.soyjak.org/archives/07007f0a-b9ad-4d9f-a6d5-698685c35188/index.html}} https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jeDvz https://megalodon.jp/2026-0329-2231-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15680208.html</ref> {{Colortext|[[This very wiki]] turns 5!}}
* March 30 - [[Klaus Schwab]] turns [[Adolf Hitler|88]]. 
[[File:poolsclosed.png|thumb|200px|What the main page looked like during the shutdown]]

* March 31 - Happy [[Tranny|Trans]] Day, [[Lie|valid]] xistas. All threads on /soy/ are deleted except for looping and stickied threads, leaving only 18 threads on the catalog. (you could still see other threads on the index).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0331-1343-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Posting stops working (at least on /soy/) for about nine hours. The 'ki and 'ru temporarily go down as well.

== April ==

* April 1 - [[Quote]] goes bankrupt, so he sells this very 'ki to MarketPliers and North instead. A [[Newfag|nuGQD]] makes his very first thread.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cIy6e</ref> A thread gets stickied, announcing that [[Lie|the Sharty is shutting down on April 7, 2026]] because it has become too populated.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xQAe6</ref> Quote enforces xis <s>dogshit vibecoded eye-raping</s> UI software thing [[or something]] named """[[nusoi (imageboard software)|nusoi]]""".<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wxOxH<br />https://ghostarchive.org/archive/M8dWa</ref> April Fools! [[Admin 6|Wait, April Fools, right?]]
* April 3 - A duel of moderate quality happens.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-0504-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15733375.html</ref> [[Intelligient young man]] is forced.<ref>*https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-1411-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15737478.html
*https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-1446-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15739562.html
*https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-1455-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15739120.html
*https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-1456-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15739480.html
*https://megalodon.jp/2026-0404-1458-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15739246.html
</ref> [[Operation: Gemmy Road]] is started. 
* April 4 - 'Teens begin a slowburn raid against a [[Trannies|pro-tranny]] [[Based and christpilled|Catholic]] group.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-0534-53/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/270396.html</ref> Some [[Schizophrenia|schizo]]<sup>([[Sentient|sentient nameroll]] btw)</sup> on /soy/ has a meltdown calling for Total [[AI]] Death.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-0701-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15747074.html</ref> A French /pol/ user claims to be a rapist.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-0800-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3155160.html</ref> A 'teen uncovers a [[Kaguya|/kuzcord/]] directory filled with 'cord messages while scraping the site.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0405-1540-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15750198.html</ref>
* April 6 - Soyteens answer various questions in another question thread.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bk9r9</ref>
* April 7 - Someone is creating a Soytan version of Minecraft [[Porn|jennymod]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0408-0743-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15779803.html</ref> A thread about plushies {{RainbowText|turns into a semi-ironic gay roleplay about Rapeson getting sucked off by the OP}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0408-1025-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15778659.html</ref>
* April 9 - Very gemmy StreamYard and open-panel raids.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0410-1131-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15805028.html]</ref> [[Shit nobody cares about|A thread claiming to be poopson appears.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0410-1150-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15806536.html</ref> A ‘teen finds out that you can get an instant gush of [[India|jeet]] gegeralds by just going on a [[Gooning|dating site]] and signing up as a [[Oh My God She is So Attractive|young woman]] from Delhi.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0410-0013-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15799328.html</ref>
* April 10 - A [[CIA|glowie]] on /soy/ starts attempting to get 'teens to join the US army.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/DG3wF</ref> {{Rainbowtext|The guys that did the gay roleplay on April 7 did it again}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0411-0757-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15813065.html</ref> Dap's clitty leaks on the 'ru; xe sends a vile image, gets banned, gets unbanned, and is demoted to user.
* April 11 - [[Soyteen|'Teens]] successfully take down a site filled with [[Trannies|troons]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/1i6FE</ref> THE DNB KILLER GETS DOXXED.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0412-1306-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15829229.html</ref> Soyteen claims to have invented a twink soyjak.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0412-1450-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15830866.html</ref>
[[File:V3logam3s watching cobbo nutwave.png|thumb|Screenshot of v3logam3s watching [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuct2vLBtXI Cobbo Nutwave]]]
[[File:Thread made by v3logam3s..png|thumb|Thread made by the streamer (sorry no archive lol)]]
[[File:Furfag raid clip .mp4|thumb|[[Furries|furfag]] allows soundboard spam for a full minute geg<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html</ref>]]
* April 12 - Some 'teen tries to supersage a thread to hide his [[Alicia]] [[Nameroll|namerape]], but upon supersaging for a second time, he gets nameraped again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0412-1859-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15832117.html<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0413-0219-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15832117.html <- holy geg even the 'chived banner rolled Alicia</ref> A big [[Soydueling#Gigasoydueling|gigasoyduel]] occurs between two obsessed soy and giga posters. The duel concludes with the soyquoter admitting defeat to the gigaquoter.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0412-2315-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15832819.html</ref> 'Teens discuss how they would make 4chan great again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0413-0218-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15834434.html</ref> [[Operation: Gem the Map|Nusois gem up Meme the Map.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0413-0253-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15833833.html</ref>
* April 13 - A schizo tries to organize a [[Nigger|robbery]] of the valve at [[SNCA:Steam|Valve]]'s headquarters.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-0027-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15841811.html</ref> Another frogcaca gets nameraped.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0413-2253-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15836218.html</ref> /qa/ is violently raped by a bunch of gigas, making the board reach over 1,000 PPH before the raid halts. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-0928-41/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/catalog.html</ref><ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-1126-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15845867.html</ref>
* April 14 - /qa/ began a counterattack on /soy/ with [[My little pony|MLP]], [[Andy]] and [[Fundamental paper education|FPE]] after the gigachad raid on April 13.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0415-0017-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> An individual calling themselves "Captain Blossom" claims that they are trying to take over the Sharty from Quote.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0415-0105-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15853510.html</ref> [[Archived.st]] opens up.<ref name="soy15854434">https://archive.ph/CYE9X https://megalodon.jp/2026-0415-0349-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15854434.html</ref> An A24 slow-burn soyduel happens too. Sadly, nobody archives the oekakis.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0414-1501-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15847334.html]</ref>
* April 15 - All soysphere sites experience slowdown (particularly the booru) due to a presumed DDoS attack.{{cn|It just is a DDoS attack, ok?}}
* April 16 - A shitflinging duel on the [[SoyBooru|booru]] between [[Warrior-Z]] and multiple namefags ends up reaching nearly 100k replies ([https://soybooru.com/user/Beni beni] [https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/8592?page=4820#p538450 thread]).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0802-25/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/8592</ref> A 'teen who has gone without food for three days decides to overdose on meth instead of walking two hours to the grocery store; may his memory be eternal.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0416-1414-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15868444.html</ref> A soyteen wins Soyniqua in an auction.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0417-0748-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15874539.html</ref> [[Janitor#On soyjak.st|3d12]] shows off the [[Janitor#Janny notes|IP notes]] of various soyteens. Multiple janny names are shown in the process.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0417-0919-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15875341.html</ref>
* April 18 - A link appears in the header next to [[Overboard|/o/]] called [[bpa/|/bpa/]] - Board Pending Approval.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0418-1620-46/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> [[Archived.st]] gets [[JSID|shut down]] at the request of the administrators.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0418-1303-25/https://archived.st:443/</ref> The hourly thread limit gets increased to 30, causing /soy/ to be spammed with gigas.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0418-2022-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Chud adds 'jaks to Tomodachi Life.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0419-1341-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15902808.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0419-1355-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15902808.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-1359-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15902808.html</ref> A 'teen posts a link to a Twitch streamer named v3logam3s on /soy/ and we make xim watch gemmies, even getting him to download and play [[Five Nights at Cobson's|FNAC]] and post his first thread on /soy/.
* April 19 - [[Jackbox raiding|Jackbox raid]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-0422-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15908175.html</ref> Creating threads now requires a captcha, even if your IP is trusted.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-0424-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> 'Teens discover that a 'toknigger nusoi responsible for making a [[Poopson]] [[shitjak]] go viral has turned Poopson into a crypto scam.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-0917-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15911166.html</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/g29nI</ref>
* [[File:HGWOgvUXQAAX -g.png|thumb|no 'chive because jannies 'nished the whole page geeg]] April 20 - [[Rot]] gets banned for 3 days, but appeals and gets unbanned 30 minutes later.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/9815?page=5]</ref> A 'teen supposedly dug up the grave of [[ChibiReviews|ChibiReviews']] brother on [[Xitter]], going viral and causing mass leakage among [[Lolicon|loliniggers]] (even doe it’s most likely AI GEEEEEEG).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-1449-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15914386.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Sq3te</ref> 'Teens then proceeded to raid his memorial, with trannyjaks and multiple other 'jaks. A 'teen has been sending xis [[Your mom|mother]] xis soyjak folder on WhatsApp for the past ten months (xe even went as far as posting [[Just shut it down|NSFW 'jaks]] and [[Keyed retard|told her about the meaning of words such as gem, coal, brimstone, etc.]])<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0420-2057-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15916214.html</ref>
* April 21 - All-out war breaks out between [[Pepe|frogs]], soyjaks, and [[Gigachad|gigachads]] after a frog ([[Hyperborea|who happens to almost freeze to death]]) betrays a gigachad who saved him. The war ends with a quick, decisive victory over the frogs by the soyjaks and gigachads.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0421-2238-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15926922.html</ref> Quote adds a new global rule that makes replying to rule-breaking posts a bannable offense.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0422-0531-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15929566.html</ref> Some tranny streamer says the [[Niggers|nigger]] word live, causing mass leakage and a tranny [[TND|race war]]. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0422-0650-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15923307.html</ref>
* April 22 - A massive raiding day for the '[[You|teens]], with three total threads reaching the bump limit. The 'teens have too many winraids to count, including some extreme gems such as the NVKING of Gegbvll [[1stamender]] and his shitty website.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html</ref> Teens also have many gemmy StreamYard raids (no clips I think) and many classic Twitch gemmies. 
* April 23 - [[Gold]] returns after being banned on the '[[SoyBooru|ru]] for a month. [[Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha|Lolkek]] returns to the [[SoyBooru|website]] that xhe literally created in a thread asking about the search tags.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-33/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/10469</ref> Soyteens discuss fashion.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0234-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15947016.html</ref> Soyteens share their [[Rapeson|darkest secrets and confessions]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0300-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15947708.html</ref> [[Southeast Asia|SEAmonkey]] [[Lolicon|lolinigger]] defender is raped to the pits of [[Niggerhell]] by a nameroll.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0310-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15947652.html</ref>
* April 24 - /qa/ 1000000 GET is achieved.<ref>[[:File:Screenshot 2026-04-23 223955.png|qa 1000000 get]]
</ref> Quote forgets to turn off his [[cytube]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0425-0200-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15956486.html</ref>
* April 25 - Liquidphonos infiltrate /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0425-1743-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15962499.html</ref> Sharty becomes a dnb with a total PPH of 263.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0425-1836-03/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> Somephono makes a thread mocking [[4chan|4cuckers]] when an [[oldfag]] suddenly starts [[Leakage|leaking]] in the thread; 'teens then start to troll the oldfag by using [[TikTok|'tok]] and [[X|xitter]] slang.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0425-2049-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15959770.html</ref> 'Teens attempt to make Sharty thread screenshots with [[ChatGPT|ChatJewPT]]'s [[snca|new Image 2.0 generation]]. <ref>megalodon: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0426-0532-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15969845.html<br />ghost archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MZYZZ</ref> 'Teens also find a furfag named [[Daffoxxy|Daffoxy]] and nvke xher server, causing xhem to delete it. 'Teens quickly find a credible 'ox and spam xher home address in xer stream, causing xer to JSID. 'Teens then find xher socials, which include xhem exposing xherself at xher workplace, which a 'teen discovers is a [[Doctos|NURSING HOME]].<ref>https://archive.ph/tRWQN</ref>
* [[File:"ukraryanGODS carried the raid".png|alt=April 29th|thumb|Operation Kursor Kamp]] April 26 - A 'teen [[cum]]s on the image of [[ChibiReviews]]'s dead brother.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0426-2319-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15977442.html</ref><ref>'''Mild NSFW warning'''https://megalodon.jp/2026-0426-2321-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1777207757196r-0.jpg</ref> The person spamming frogfails on [[Soy/|/soy/]] went on a five-hour-long [[Shitflinging|shitfling]] war on [[Pol/|/pol/]], where it was discovered he was an [[amerimutt]] who stayed up to fight with [[Euromutt|European]] [[Pepe|frogposters.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0427-0538-36/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3286823.html</ref>
* April 28 - Teens rape the Contra Wiki page for [[Gigafly]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0428-2315-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15993565.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-24/https://contra.fandom.com:443/wiki/Gigafly?action=history (backup: https://cf.mickai.me/d76e0c998be37f815bb7a245.html)</ref> Some [[YouTube|Jewtuber]] called "Deejus" posts a short about [[Chudjak]] leading to [[Soyteen|'teens]] and [[Dan|'ruteens]] (after a thread was made about the video) gemming up his comment section.<ref>https://youtube.com/shorts/708WuVgSWXc?si=TumepL6vXubHQ2QA</ref> Someone writes Quote x Hunky erotica.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/CMe76 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0429-1516-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15996226.html</ref>
* April 29 -  The first-ever Rule 15 ban happens.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0429-0507-17/https://soyjak.st:443/bans.php</ref> /soy/ 16000000 GET.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0429-0626-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15999010.html</ref> 'Teens find Neal Agarwal's Cursor Camp and assemble swastikas next to the main sign; this is later dubbed [[Operation Kursor Kamp]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0430-0451-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16005917.html</ref>
* April 30 - 'Teens 'ape a livestream that allows the user to control the computer via the chat.  This causes the computer to delete critical system files, brick the keyboard, spam gemmy TTS, and make troon viewers leak.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0430-1048-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16009352.html</ref>

== May ==
* May 1 - A 'teen submits the world's first research paper on soyjaks and sharty culture for his AP Research course {{Gigatext|without even consulting his teacher first.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0502-0214-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16022088.html</ref> In other school-related news, a 'teen finds out that some school's students made a clicker game about their teacher, then tries to gather some other 'teens to gem up the leaderboard.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0502-0821-41/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/275384.html</ref> [[Zogson]] is created and spammed on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0502-0912-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16025814.html</ref>
* May 2 - [[Limeade]] is permanently banned by Quote.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-35/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/13218?page=2</ref> As a result, content depicting sexualized animals is now banned under rule 6.<ref>[[Soyjak_Wiki_talk:Rules]]</ref> Two 'teens spam geggy messages in the global chat of the aforementioned clicker game made by a student about their teacher, causing it to [[Just shut it down|JSID]].<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0502-1343-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16030824.html</ref> ‘Teens plan to send the teacher's 'jakked school portrait to the school.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0502-2252-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16030824.html</ref> A large [[gigaquoting]] thread on /pol/ reaches the reply limit of [[Clittycel|1488]] in six hours.<ref>Does have a handful of NSFW gigas: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-35/https://u.pone.rs:443/gpzqyvlb.html</ref> A 'teen creates a soyjak-themed website containing PCA maps, finally scientifically allowing /polteens/ to know which country/race is white or not.<ref>SITE:

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-41/https://soypca.pages.dev:443/ https://web.archive.org/web/20260502203714/https://soypca.pages.dev/

THREAD:

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0503-0555-43/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3319786.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0503-0600-46/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3324972.html</ref>
* May 3 - A raid thread gets posted encouraging 'teens to 'ape random niggers' streams and 'cords.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0503-0416-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16034525.html</ref> This causes two gemmy raids. Another one gets posted later.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/x2IJY</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0503-0643-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16037265.html</ref> [[bpa/|/bpa/]] is removed from the navigation bar for unknown reasons. 'Teens raid [https://magma.com magma.com] and draw some gemmy things on some Art Jams (such as [[Adolf Hitler|swastikas]], [[coinslot]], [[Niggers|nigger]], and [[Dead nigger baby|DNB]]), {{Gigatext|and get an Art Jam filled with swastikas and coinslot onto the site's front page.}} {{Lockedtext|Quote disables gempasses, dooming everyone to [[Media Pending Approval]].}} <ref>[[File:Nogempass.png|thumb|Shows this when you try to authenticate your gempass]]
</ref> Something weird is happening. 'Teens complain about bad internet, a possible DDoS attack after a failtroll is banned, and a schizo spams random stuff in a thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0504-0512-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16047219.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0504-0511-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16046273.html</ref> As usual, a [[Pepe|frogposter]] [[Retard|leaves his old OLED monitor on while he sleeps]] and wakes up to Aspie Chan porn burned into his monitor. OP also shared a picture of the porn burnt into his monitor.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0504-1305-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16051822.html (slight nsfw warning)</ref>
* May 4 - Three-hour MPA on /soy/. [[File:Froglaugh1.gif|30px]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0505-0543-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16057615.html</ref> A thread [[Soyboy|celebrating May 4]] is pinned.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0505-0550-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16058490.html</ref> A [[Chudjak|clittycel]] 'teen who posts racist incel memes gets 'oxed by his [[Trannies|classmates]], which makes [[Gigachad|him]] leak and want to [[Suicide|an hero]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0505-0538-50/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3334469.html</ref>
* May 5 - [[Soyjak.party|The sharty]] and other soysphere sites [[Just shut it down|JSID]] for about 30 seconds to two minutes and then come back, but this repeats four times (so far). The clicker game of that one teacher that 'teens shut down<ref name=":0" /> was revived by the site's admins, so it was archived<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0506-0731-51/https://purpleaxolotls.com:443/godfrey.html</ref> because we forgot to last time, and a raid part 2 was initiated, culminating in them shutting it down a second time.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0506-0748-35/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/276085.html</ref> <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0506-1024-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16067900.html</ref> [[Schizophrenia|The Clammy is revealed to be real]], and the [[Clamstaples]] itself infects a 'teen's computer and starts speaking with 'teens on a thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0506-0830-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16067415.html</ref>
* May 6 - A [[teto]] poster tries to marry a janny but keeps getting banned for ban evasion.<ref>[[File:4737obsessed1.png]]</ref><ref>[[File:4737obsessed2.png]]</ref> 'Teens discuss who [[Admin 0]] may be.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0507-0123-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16071694.html</ref> A [[snca:Hybrid cat|cabbit]] is posted on /soy/'s sticky thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0507-0834-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15871356.html</ref>
* May 7 - [[Phonk/|/phonk/]] is created and added to the top bar.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0507-1821-42/https://soyjak.st:443/phonk/index.html</ref> 10<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0507-1816-55/https://soyjak.st:443/phonk/thread/10.html</ref> and 100<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0507-1854-59/https://soyjak.st:443/phonk/thread/15.html</ref> GETs drop on it. [[Soyjak Wiki:Delimification|Delimification]] begins on this very 'ki. [[Frog|Frogs]] cattywipe /soy/.

* May 8 - [[IT'S OVER|/phonk/ is removed.]] <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0508-2316-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16086618.html</ref> A [[soyniqua|brown lady]] makes a presentation on soyjaks.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0509-0103-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16087329.html</ref> [[Gigachad|Gigas]] are spammed on [[Q/|/q/]].<ref>https://archive.ph/mtfeV</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ofQbX</ref>
* May 9 - [[Warrior-Z|Warrior-Z]] copypastas are spammed on /qa/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0510-0225-26/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/1005084.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0510-0228-27/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/1005089.html</ref> [[DOLL|Doll]] now owns the [[Soyjak Forum|shroom.]]<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-46/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/14928]</ref> A [[Ongezellig|'zellig]] thread has {{Brimtext|soylita and softcore ongezellig porn}} left up for more than 2 hours. 'Teens theorize that Quote or some other janny has done this on purpose.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0510-1158-44/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16102690.html</ref>
* May 10 - A slopjak duel occurs on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0511-0103-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16107408.html</ref> A huge soyduel also occurs on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0511-0139-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16107543.html</ref> The ban page gets spammed with rule 5 bans.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0511-0201-16/https://soyjak.st:443/bans.php</ref> A thread calling for [[Quote]]'s resignation gets over 1,300 reppeys.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0511-0504-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16108103.html</ref>
* May 12 - [[Quote]] enacts the Bronycaust (actually just Quote 'nishing 6 troon namefags on the 'ru).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-50/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/15648</ref>
* May 13 - RaidGODs ‘ox a disgusting [[Trannies|troon]] who got a ‘teen arrested for throwing a soda at xem.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-0213-28/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/277138.html</ref> Is it time to be serious?<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1309-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3379528.html</ref>
* May 14 - A baiter gets so tired of bait that they create a thread for dark-age armor.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0515-0138-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16146561.html</ref> Operation Thrembo Hammer is set into full swing.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1602-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16094984.html</ref> A thread has an unusually high frequency of Chund namerolls, at 24+ posts with that name.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0515-1257-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16151970.html</ref>
* May 15 - A 'teen finds a nuvariant made by a 'cord caca in a server about music.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0515-1349-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16152709.html</ref> Two [[Schizos|DANGEROUS THREATS TO DEMOCRACY]] start schizoposting in a thread. It gains hundreds of reppeys and mostly consists of "Nigga farting balls" [[Amerimutt|or something like that.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0515-2001-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16154057.html</ref> A thread on /soy/ mocking frogniggers for having a r34 count of over 120 is created, and in that same thread, {{Acktext|a 'teen confesses to using R34 and gooning to characters his age when he was a caca.}} <ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uVMzJ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0515-2244-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16154692.html</ref>
* May 16 - [[Oekaki|OekakiARYANS]] wipe the 'log.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0516-2353-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref>
* [[File:Nusois raiding skills.png|thumb|nusois]] May 17 - A new board, [[Spam/|/spam/]], is added to the top bar and an announcement is stickied in /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0517-1127-52/https://soyjak.st:443/spam/catalog.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0517-1134-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16171892.html</ref> A 'teen's scale states that he weighs 53 pounds. Hopefully he eats a burger or something.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0517-1531-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16172172.html</ref> Somebody manages to take down one of [[ChibiReviews]]' videos by submitting a privacy complaint, claiming to be his dead brother.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0517-1535-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16172841.html</ref> /pol/ namefags accuse each other of being twinks.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0517-1541-16/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3404262.html</ref> A 'teen discovers what might be [[Root]]'s '[[Pixiv]] account, which has {{Brimtext|tranime furry lolipedobrim}} bookmarked and follows an "artist" that draws 'zellig porn.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0518-0846-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16181681.html</ref> Soyteens all unite ([[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|just like my hecking AVENGERS!]]) to rid the catty of coal and spam gems all over the 'log. It is so effective that a [[boykisser]] faggot who terrorized the board all day {{Keyedtext|gives up in under 10 minutes.}} <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0518-1049-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref><ref>Boykisser thread got 'nished by jannies and I didn't 'chive it</ref> Nusoi also attempts to raid a Discord server.<ref name=":3">[[File:Nusois_raiding_skills.png|thumb]]
</ref><ref name=":3" /> A spambot originally made for [[Spam/|/spam/]] rapes the PPH up to 1500 by machine-gunning the Sneed thread at 30 reppeys a minute and [[Sage|saging]] so [[Nophono|nobody]] noticed. This spam has since been deleted.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0518-1041-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/11777298.html</ref>
* May 18 - Catalog dueling begins to catch on.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0518-1308-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Soytan futa porn made by some Xitter user was uploaded in a thread and subsequently spammed on the 'log. In the resulting chaos, multiple 'teens started panicking over [[Poopson]]'s coming. Luckily, a group of 'teens worked on gemming up the 'log, and {{Keyedtext|jannies came in and banned all the porn.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0519-0108-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0519-0120-15/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16191564.html</ref> Around the same time, some [[Failtrolls#UTTP|UTTP]] faggot got banned (he was an HTSM poster too [[By the way|btw]]).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0519-0123-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16191586.html You're gonna have to take my word for the HTSM poster part, one of the threads he made included an HTSM picture</ref> Somephono creates a thread calling for someone to send a FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) request to the FBI requesting any documents pertaining to the Sharty. Three days after this post, someone actually does it, thoughever it is noted that the average FOIA request takes months to process.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Li6EG</ref>
* May 19 - The contact information sticky is gone.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0520-0602-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> Many SNCA Twitch streamers get raided.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0520-0604-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16199863.html</ref>
* May 21 - [[Soyhrat]] is founded on the 'craft server "SovereignMC".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0524-0512-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16224274.html</ref>
* May 23 - [[Soyhrat]] is 'nished due to [[failtrolls]] false-flagging as Soyhratian [[Indo-Aryans]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0524-0512-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16224274.html</ref>  A 'teen labels ChibiReviews' house on Google Maps as {{Frogtext|"Seibers Chairmakers"}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0524-0855-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16236528.html</ref>
* May 24 - Some soyteens attempt to act as if they were at an IRL party; chaos quickly ensues.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16238908.html}} [https://archive.ph/CaErb (archive.ph link)] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-55/https://files.catbox.moe:443/srnk5r.html (Catbox.moe link)] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0524-1354-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16238908.html (Megalodon.jp link)]</ref> Someone makes a ratted Valorant cheat and doxes everyone who looked up the Sharty.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0525-0616-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16248718.html</ref>
* May 25 - A frogteen makes himself a frog mask.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0525-1422-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16251826.html</ref> Literal who 'ru namefag gets the 7000 GET on /an/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-57/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/meta/thread/19097</ref> Cloudflare mishaps cause all Soysphere sites to go down for 12 minutes ''(14:09-14:21 UTC)'', making teens everywhere think Quote had JSID'd.<ref>[[Media:Hexchat QFcoRkIObs.mp4|thumb]]</ref><ref>[[File:Hexchat_p4PMsDqqo6.png|thumb]]</ref> The last post made on the Sharty during this time reads ">>16250798 just ignore the bait and make gemmies not so hard".<ref>[[File:Firefox_IEEhYlHjl5.png|thumb]]</ref>
* [[File:The state of the party.png|thumb|Is this really how we move, soyclitties?]] May 26 - Cloudflare causes the Soysphere to go down again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0526-1844-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16264084.html</ref> Jannies approve and then leave [[ACCESS DENIED|soytan porn]] on the [[Doctos|'log for over an hour]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0526-1841-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16264019.html</ref> /qa/ starts getting raped by gigas again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0527-0703-12/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/catalog.html</ref> A nu-operation is devised, dubbed [[Homocaust]] and meant to combat [[Faggots|pride month.]]<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QAHeN https://megalodon.jp/2026-0527-0644-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16265383.html</ref>
* May 27 - A new [[Snca|Gigalee]] gains traction by copying another nulee, [[LARP|The Final Boss of All Frogs]]’s reply style. This causes Frogsissy to get ticked off because he believes [[Lie|Gigalee was a frogposter burning IPs to make new falseflags.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0527-1158-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16271837.html</ref> [[Babybot]] raids [[intculture.party]]'s /int/.<ref>[[File:Intculture_raided.png|thumb]]</ref> [[Operation Carcrash]] begins.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0528-1132-56/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/281482.html</ref>
* May 28 - Jannies approve Soytan Blacked porn on /soy/ TWICE at around 11:00 UTC; the first thread stays up for a whopping 15 minutes.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3D5bH</ref> The next thread gets deleted in two minutes, though.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qxetI</ref> A thread gets made to discuss the most brutal frogfails. A [[Pepe|frogposter]] recognizes a frogfail he is present in, and admits [[Spadeson|xe has developed an unironic BBC fetish from using the Sharty.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0529-0301-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16286855.html</ref> [[Namerolls]] become far rarer.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0529-0345-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16288163.html</ref> Bob and Teff achieve the [[X/ (soyjak.party)|/x/]] 20000 [[GET]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0529-0455-57/https://soyjak.st:443/x/thread/20000.html</ref>
* May 29 - A 'teen who is hacking into random [[wikipedia:VNC|VNCs]] messes with the ventilation controls for a company called "Blue Origin", which he [[Lie|claims caused the Origin rocket to explode]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0529-1852-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16294063.html</ref> An adventure thread is made on [[Soy/|/soy/]] about surviving a [[Rapeson]] house invasion with [[Markiplier Soyjak|'plier]], [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24]] and [[Impish Soyak Ears|Impish]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0528-1518-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16277985.html</ref> A retarded 'teen tries making a raid thread on someone, but accidentally posts it on [[Mtv/|/mtv/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0602-0332-36/https://soyjak.st:443/mtv/thread/138734.html</ref>
* May 30 - Limeade, as "[[Shiwi|Giga Retard]]", [[Limeade leak|leaks a bunch of internal info about the sharty]] (take this information with a grain of salt).<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0601-0617-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16317181.html</ref>
* May 31 - 'Teens discuss the degeneracy of faggots on /pol/ to celebrate fag month beginning the following day.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0602-0358-34/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3493098.html<nowiki/>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/3493098.html}}</ref>

== June ==
* June 1 - Quote responds to the above "leaks" in a thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0601-0645-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16317181.html</ref> [[Satan|Pride mon<nowiki>th</nowiki>]] begins, and [[SoyBooru]] adopts a new trans-inclusive user interface (ev&oe April Fools was 2 months ago). The Sharty's default theme gets turned into a godawful mess of shit contrast and [[Nikocado Avocado|oversized everything]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0601-0945-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Operation Homocaust kicks off in full.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16317338.html}}<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0601-1044-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16317338.html</ref> [[Gigachad|'teen]] breaks into an old house of [[CeceFem]]. The chud tells xis mom about the [[Spadeson|atrocities]] her son committed on the internet and additionally leaves some [[Cobson|Cobsons]] in there. As a result, "Cecefem has been driven off the internet and outcasted from his family for good."<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/F6coT</ref>
[[File:Ugly ass pride 2026 theme.png|thumb|The Pride 2026 theme in all its lack of glory ([[sentient]] banner geg)]]
* June 2 - Another [[Stealthjakking|stealthjak]] thread on 4cuck gets stickied. This time it's in a State of Play 2026 thread.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0603-0806-14/https://i.4cdn.org:443/v/1780433094716302.png
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0603-0804-03/https://boards.4chan.org:443/v/thread/740098797/state-of-play-2026
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0803-58/https://arch-img.b4k.dev:443/v/1780433094716.png
Feraljak on the top right of the OP image</ref> 'Teens discover a video of a [[brony]] gooning.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0603-2332-34/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16329194.html</ref>
* June 3 - [[Obsessive gigaquoting disorder|Obsessive Gigaquoting Disorder]] reaches [[xitter]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0604-0622-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16341907.html</ref> Quote forces everyone to roll the [[Alicia]] nameroll in a thread. I'm trans btw<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0604-0629-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16342694.html</ref>
* June 4 - A 'teen suggests buying [[Qwarz Atarz]]'s Patreon <s>presumably to [[Gooning|goon]]</s> to bait trannies and waste their time. Three hours later, a frogcaca actually falls for it, buys the Patreon, and [[Fail|it turns out to be just an erotic nothingburger]]. Other 'teens pressure him to 'chive the nigger's private [[Discord|'cord]], but the subber is a retard SLF who couldn't figure out how to link Patreon to 'cord accounts. The public server is brimstone, too, with some nigga making a "joke" about being caught by pred catchers. The thread also gets moved to /bait/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0605-0825-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16350496.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0605-2040-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16350496.html - redirect to bait

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0605-2056-43/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3517050.html - OP reveals the bait</ref> A 'ru namefag does a Q&A on /pol/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0605-1110-56/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3513651.html</ref>
* June 5 - A Blue Archive pedo Minecraft server gets raided by /soy/ and slightly griefed, forcing it to shut down.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0606-0530-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16358304.html</ref>
* June 6 - [[Cobson]] turns 5 years old.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841</ref> /pol/ namefag achieves ID containing "TND".<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0606-0704-54/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3521947.html</ref>
* June 7 - A Gartic Phone raid goes on for three different threads, a rarity in 2026.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0607-1433-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16374971.html</ref> EuroGODs raid a [[Booru|public image dump]] for [[glegle]]s.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0607-1913-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16377852.html</ref> A {{Browntext|massive}} [[shitfling]] breaks out on /soy/, two days after a prominent spammer creates a thread where they urge Quote to make Rule 14 stricter about pornographic content.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0608-0132-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16363237.html</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PF88l</ref> /soy/ [[PPH]] surpasses 1000 for the first time since [[Three Days of Rape]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0608-0541-29/https://soyjak.st:443/</ref> [[c0e7]] bans jartyblvd for posting soytan porn by attaching a remote file, {{Frogtext|but the video itself becomes visible on the [[Banpage|ban list]]}}.<ref>[[File:Porn_on_banlist.jpg|thumb]]</ref> A cringe thread about race mixing on /pol/ devolves into namefags talking about rapeson raping one of the British namefags.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0608-1152-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3536243.html</ref>
* June 8 - First sightings of the Afghani ESL FNF Pedo and the Afghani ESL FPE Pedo.<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16397279.html}} [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0609-1355-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16397279.html (Megalodon.jp archive)]</ref> Same FNF Pedo achieves a sentient ID on /pol/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0609-0643-24/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3542816.html</ref>
* June 9 - The [[S4s/|/s4s/]] 13000000 GET was stolen by Shrek. 13000001 and 12999999 were also stolen.<ref>13M https://megalodon.jp/2026-0610-0325-51/https://boards.4chan.org:443/s4s/thread/12999929/nusoicacapoopy-dont-even-become-the-girlfriend

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0610-0327-49/https://boards.4chan.org:443/s4s/thread/13000001/pedophilia-is-bad

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0610-0328-38/https://boards.4chan.org:443/s4s/thread/12999814/i-am-god-here</ref>
* June 10 - A 'teen gets testicular cancer.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0610-1707-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16412095.html</ref>
* June 11 - A furfag calls the glowies about der shardee planning [[MoonMetropolis|"bomb threats"]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0611-1247-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16423118.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0611-1249-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1781149162447u.mp4</ref>
* June 12 - A French 'teen in the 'ackbox streamer raid thread gets doxed and exposed as a furfag.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0613-0349-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16435129.html</ref> Adi Shankar's website gets successfully raided to the point of becoming extremely slow, and all previous posts get slid. A 'teen later creates a bot that spams the site with posts including infinite comments and upvotes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0613-1215-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16440589.html</ref>
* June 13 - [[TVRKARYAN|Turkey]] gets unrangebanned.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0614-1724-35/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3575257.html</ref>

* June 14 - [[Soy/|/soy/]] gets flooded with anti-Italian posts from the [[Italo-Argentine War]], allegedly made by a bot.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0614-1017-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16450743.html</ref> The [[Sixth Soysurgency]] starts.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0247-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html

scroll down</ref> A [[soyduel]] ends in disaster as one of the participants posts a GIF containing the [[UTTP]] cop, which makes a janny ban him.<ref>[[File:4737_leakage.png]]</ref> A poll asking if [[Cobblestone]] should step down as an admin {{Frogtext|gets 45 yes votes and no votes against}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0244-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16454979.html
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</ref> The Sharty finds gegbull Olecki and starts trolling him.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/t9nuj</ref>
* June 15 - [[Soyteen|私たち]]は[[Japan|日本語]]を話そうと[[Nonsense|努力]]しています。<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0616-0419-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16468174.html</ref> The booru and the sharty go down multiple times, possibly due to DDoS attacks.{{CitationNeeded|it just did, ok?}}
* <s>June 16 - A 'teen gets beaten by his dad with a wooden paddle for doing an unwholesome racism (Telling a female classmate "Why are trying to get with that nigger even though you’re White?"). Said 'teen then gets doxxed, and it is discovered that the nigger posts [['O]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0617-0509-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16478354.html</ref></s> Turns out it was obvious bait and the nigger in question was just some random [[Nigger|kangz]] he found on Instagram.
* June 18 - A 'teen tries to create [[poopson]] and starts spamming the variant in every thread. The 'jak itself is just a dust combination of other coal variants.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0619-0102-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16499585.html</ref> The 'booru suffers a severe server failure.
* June 19 - A ‘teen finally learns that phones can recharge.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0620-1230-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16510129.html</ref>

* June 20 - A 'teen browsing in public, later locationdoxed to Waterford, [[Ireland]], finds a tranny in front of him. {{Frogtext|He gets facedoxed when he asks for xer phone number, gets rejected, and gets the feds called on him.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0621-0031-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16516420.html</ref>
* June 21 - Quote takes a morality test and it turns out that he's a [[Libertarian]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0804-03/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/27443?page=2</ref>
* June 22 - [[Soy/|/soy/]] raids [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] and [[IT'S OVER|fails to cattywipe, with only one person spamming troonjaks]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0622-1921-57/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/catalog.html</ref> /soy/ gets cattywiped by an fpenigger.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0622-2209-21/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0804-05/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/27683</ref> After a year, soyteens have decided that streams are more sustainable than ponds.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0623-2251-47/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/27787.html</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0623-0436-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/11810129.html
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</ref> [[Quote|Keir Starmer]], the [[England|British]] prime minister, resigns.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0623-2250-54/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/27762.html</ref>
* June 23 - Nuswas decide what [[Walkable city|mode of transportation is the best]].<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16544113.html}} [https://archive.ph/IJRDg (Archive.ph link)] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0804-07/https://files.catbox.moe:443/pg92mp.html (Catbox.moe link)] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xzA6D (Ghost Archive link)] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0623-2326-51/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16544113.html (Megalodon.jp link)]</ref> Nusois do some VNC raiding after a 'teen revived [[VNC raiding#vnc.wtf|vnc.wtf]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-0510-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16545946.html</ref> A poll asks which female bodytypes 'teens are attracted to, and muscular women taller than them win out.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-1035-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16545657.html</ref> 'Teens raid the comments of a random ''Watamote'' video that, for some reason, had a bunch of 'teens in the comments.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-1038-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16545453.html</ref>
* June 24 - 'Teens raid Twitch streamers and make them visit [[joyjak.party]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0625-0800-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16556803.html</ref> It takes 'teens 21 minutes to dox a troon who was investigated by the glowies for using the women's bathroom.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0625-0927-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16560194.html</ref>

* June 25 - Some 'teens 'ox a tranny that supports [[Pedophilia|tranny surgery for children]] in less than an hour.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0626-0304-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16563753.html</ref>
* June 26 - [[IT'S OVER|/soy/ is completely catty wiped with spam for the third day in a row]], with jannies nowhere to be seen. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0627-0307-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> 'Teens 'ox FEM&M, a popular tranny musician, and raid xer 'cord server.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0627-1157-53/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16577743.html</ref>
* June 27 - /soy/ continues to be cattywiped, this time with [[colorjaks]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-0117-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> At the same time, a soyduel with 400+ reppies happens and goes on for hours.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-0345-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16581978.html</ref>
* June 28 - A 'teen gets banned for breaking seven rules at once.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-1027-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16586773.html</ref> Someone gives Ishowspeed a [[SNCA:SpongeBob SquarePants|chudbob soypants]] plush.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-1307-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16587747.html</ref> A 'teen performs [[List of songs#Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)|Cobbo]] at a drive-thru.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-2352-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16587811.html
[[File:Chudbob plushie.jpg|thumb|Ishowspeed holds a chudbob plush]] 
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HU8mT</ref> A [[Canada|Canadian]] 'teen infiltrates the Toronto [[Pride Month|Pride]] Parade and is featured on a news broadcast holding up a troon [[joyjak]]. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0629-0438-22/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3671648.html</ref> Some Nophono begins work on a Donkey Kong [[Janny|mod]] known as "Hunky Kong", using advice and pixel art submitted by 'teens.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0630-1647-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16587299.html</ref>
* June 29 - A 'teen goes to the IRL [[Omori bus|bus stop]] from the [[The Amazing Digital Circus|TADC]] movie and tapes [[Gem|gemmies]] over some of the troonslop that was there. Some other 'teen says [[Vandalism|he was going to throw a brick and smash the glass panels]], but of course [[nothing ever happens]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0629-1107-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16591318.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0629-1107-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16591318.html]</ref> The Sharty's raid on the [[SNCA:Cookie Run|Cookie Run Comic Studio]] results in abnormal amounts of leakage amongst [[Trannies|local]] [[Autism|residents]] and the doxxing of the site's creator.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Nw8lF https://megalodon.jp/2026-0629-2356-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16593072.html</ref> Quote adds "[[dnb]]" to the wordfilter, meaning using it in an OP now causes a five-minute ban from /soy/ and gets the thread moved to [[Q/|/q/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0630-0312-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16600081.html</ref>
* June 30 - The same Canadian 'teen who is shown on the news at a pride parade tapes flyers advertising [[joyjak.st]] around Toronto.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0701-0509-20/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3683082.html</ref> A 'teen makes a drug mod for Minecraft.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0701-1010-07/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16610468.html</ref>
== July ==
* July 1 - [[Hunky Kong|Hunky Kong Sharty ROM hack game]] is finished.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0701-1900-45/https://soyjak.st:443/v/thread/63360.html</ref> Soyteens produce tons of gemmy logos using https://pixelframe.design/tag/generator/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0703-0523-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16614348.html</ref> Some [[Infatheline|tranny]] gets 'oxed and sent the 'za again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0702-0544-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16615795.html</ref> An incomplete dox drops on a furfag artcuck with incredibly good OPSEC; xer video is full of soyteens, making some of the raidGODS clitty leak.<ref>https://archive.ph/ImGvK</ref>
* July 2 - The [[Retards|trans nazi pedophile]] that got R/rapeson taken down pretends to -ACK xerself.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0703-0051-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16621926.html</ref>
* July 3 - Fourth of July begins for [[United States|'mutts]]. The 'log is nvked.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0704-2043-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref>
* July 4 - [[World War Soy 2]] begins.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-1417-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html</ref> Teens dox a literal-who 'zellig faggot.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0705-0314-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16637056.html</ref> A /raid/ thread begins 'oxxing trannies who seethe about the 4th of July.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-0804-14/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/293689.html<nowiki/>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0524-44/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/293689.html</ref>
* July 5 - [[Just shut it down|The namefield returns on /soy/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0705-1848-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> A soyteen opens a thread about raiding r/MacTonight, but his Reddit account is instantly dug through to [[Just shut it down|find that he's a self-harming anime-loving tranny]], causing him to delete his account.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0705-2018-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16643466.html 
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</ref> [[Spam/|/Spam/]] is deleted.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0744-14/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3711069.html</ref> Flags appear on /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-1023-57/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16655967</ref>
* July 6 - A 'teen starts leaking blood after getting banned from the 'booru.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-1049-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16655901.html</ref><ref name=":6">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-1037-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16656250.html</ref> On /soy/, replying to posts without saying anything results in a mute. Posting an image on /soy/ that has already been posted yields an error.<ref name=":6" /> Country flags are forced on /soy/ with a chance of getting the Indian flag regardless of your chosen flag.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-1801-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> Infinite scrolling is removed. [[Vichan crisis]]: someone hacks the Shemmy, which causes other Vichan splinters, including the Swinny, to also go down.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0708-0052-48/https://swedishwin.com:443/</ref>
* July 7 - A [[Retards|'teen]] tries to organize a raid on 4chan, fails to solve the captchas AND leaves behind evidence by using soybooru filenames.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0707-2231-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16672266.html</ref>
* July 8 - [[Indiachan]] raid orchestrated by [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0708-2252-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3721125.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0708-2250-01/https://indiachan.top:443/boards/b/catalog</ref> 'Teens raid [[Andrew Grant Fosgate|Chocolate Foscake's]] memorial on [[Wplace]], but get pushed out by [[trannies]] in the end.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0708-1047-42/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/294106.html (the time when raid happened wasn't 'chived doe)</ref>
* July 10 - Former Michigan Attorney General Mike [[Cock|Cox]], one of the candidates for Michigan governor, appears on the Sharty's /pol/ board. It might be fake but seems legit. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0711-0140-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3728834.html</ref><ref>How in the fuck does this seem legit? It's just two links</ref> [[Newfag|Nusois]] care about some random quints for whatever reason, but this does end up starting a dox for a [[Namefag|nametoilet]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0711-0925-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16699938.html</ref> A Canadian humbles [[Quote]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0711-1650-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16699111.html</ref>  Squirreljak steals the 4444 GET on Endchan's /jp/ board.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0711-1143-32/https://endchan.net:443/.static/last50.html?b=jp&t=4444</ref>
* July 13 - An [[Autism|autist]] takes the time to write about his love for a [[Meximutt|Brawl Stars]] character, which ends up turning into a [[Shitflinging|shitfling]] about [[Hunk's Law|Hunk’s Law]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0715-0353-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16719535.html</ref>

* July 14 - An image on /soy/ goes [[Just shut it down|4+ hours without receiving]] [[Media Pending Approval|anporvol]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0714-1550-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16725018.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0714-1550-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16725018.html]</ref> A 'teen gets the sharty to show up on a TV.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0715-0706-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16730180.html</ref> [[Operation: Buzzballz SS Division]] is a major success. [[Cobblestone]] retires as the head admin of [[Soyjak Wiki|this very wiki]], with [[Fenriris]] taking xer place.

* July 15 - [[Mist|Sucre]] creates a forum for Soylent: SOURCE.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0715-1906-05/https://soylentsource.st:443/index.php

https://web.archive.org/web/20260715094337/https://soylentsource.st/index.php</ref> An EPI YouTuber gets 'oxed in 15 minutes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0717-0726-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16744052.html</ref>
* July 16 - The 3,000,000th [[GET]] on [[4chan|4cuck's]] DIY board is stolen by a 'teen demanding that [[Quote]] add a board for [[Autism|Hill Climb Racing 2]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0717-1254-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16742311.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0717-1254-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16742311.html]</ref>
* July 17 - [[Soyteen|'Teens]] attempt to 'ox a [[xitter]] [[femboy]] without knowing [[Parlo|they already did.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0206-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16747257.html</ref> A [[furry|'teen]] makes a dox thread on AxoArts, a [[Pedophilia|furry "artist"]] from Spain, and admits he was looking for [[Fat Nigger Furry|“fat furry males”]] when asked how he found that person.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0344-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16749674.html]</ref> [[Soyjak Party Video Archive]] gets 'nished on the 'tube.
* July 19 - A /[[Soy/|soy]]/ confessions thread quickly spirals into a thread [[Doctos|dedicated to 'teens consuming their own bodily fluids]], with one 'teen drinking his own [[Pee|piss]] and another eating his own dried-up [[cum]]. <ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0719-1413-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16761153.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0719-1413-03/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16761153.html]</ref> [[ColorNames raid|Teens raid a sperg-ridden SNCA site called colornames.org, which appears to have been chudded up multiple times before.]] <ref>https://archive.ph/hb6VN</ref> [[Namefag|Not doctooos and an Australian]] get into a [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] argument on /pol/. Not doctoos [[Retard|says AI-generated scat porn of an 18-year-old is le bad as 'p]], which was probably himself, and calls himself a [[Caca|teenager]] despite legally being an adult, making himself (Not doctoos) sound [[ESL|even dumber]] and more retarded {{CitationNeeded|Marge what the fuck are you saying}}. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0719-2221-37/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3768743.html</ref> <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0719-2236-08/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3768743.html</ref> The entire soysphere goes down for approximately 45 minutes.
* July 20 - 'Teens raid a [[femboy]] [[Discord|groomcord]] and 'ox the owner, causing him to [[Just shut it down|JSID]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0720-1141-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16767084.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0720-1141-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16767084.html]</ref> [[67|16767676]] on [[Soy/|/soy/]] is achieved by a Bob and Teff poster. The S stands for Superior.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0720-1359-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16767637.html</ref> 
* July 21 - A 'teen goes to [[Scat|Tom Pearl's]] neighborhood to tell everyone about how Tom is a sex offender and has eaten poop before, and also leaves a <s>cobson</s> [[Gapejak]] on his porch.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0721-1014-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16774292.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0721-1018-21/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16761339.html</ref> 'Teens raid a [[KamTape|YouTube ripoff]] and successfully 'ox several pedotroons.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html

http://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0802-35/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16781501.html</ref>
* July 22 - A 'teen [[India|shits on the floor]] of his bathroom, adorns the pile of scat with a timestamp taped onto a screwdriver, and posts it to /soy/.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0939-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16783148.html</ref> Soyteens find a streamer known as Slosh during the usual Twitch raids, and teach him about the Sharty.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0723-1254-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16790358.html</ref><ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0723-1319-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16790358.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0723-1319-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16790358.html]</ref>
* July 23 - A site called "your [[AI]] slop bores me" with a high [[tranny]] population gets raided and gemmed up.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0724-0529-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16797514.html]</ref> A ‘teen posts the full ''Pet Sounds'' album.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0724-1138-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16801565.html]</ref>
* July 25 - A frogposter thread originally about [[Sharty fixation syndrome]] devolves into a thread about going to school with ESL FNF pedos, and one 'teen reveals himself to be an IRL rapeson.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0725-1405-14/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16810867.html</ref> 
* July 26 - A poor 'teen gets [[ID rape|ID raped]] (while a different thread was looking to do so) and is most likely the first documented case of this happening.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0726-1924-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16825341.html</ref> {{Frogtext|Just shuddit down}}
* July 28 - A thread emerges on /soy/ exposing Furcord members, with many SoyBooru namefags and jannies on the list of active users, [[Just shut it down|with Mustard inside said 'cord]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html</ref><ref>https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16847179.html#16847450</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-2315-56/https://u.pone.rs:443/xgsfurqj.html</ref><sup>[UPDATE: THE THREAD GOT MEGA-DERAILED BY 'CORD SHILLERS (or baiters)]</sup><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KDwpR note the argentinian saying "Discord WABAG"</ref> Another thread gets created and gets derailed by the same baitfags who used boykissers.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KewbN</ref><ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dIjsx</ref> In a thread about Liam S Douglas, a [[Retards|'teen]] 'oxes ximself with a jewglemaps screenshot.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0729-1853-24/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16857431.html/</ref> A soyteen gets probed by a {{glowtext|random phone number}} for his opinions on Israel vs. Palestine; he proceeds to troll them.<ref>[soyjak.st/pol/thread/3806715.html] [https://archive.ph/A1xa5 (Archive.ph link)] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/TFRrs (Ghost Archive link)] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0729-2203-23/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3806715.html (Megalodon.jp link)]</ref>
* July 29 - [[Cloudflare|Kikeflare]] decides to close off their services for [[Lie|maintenance]] which leads to the entire Soysphere being down including, The Party itself, This Wiki, and Soybooru. The only thing that was still up was the [[Irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] and many 'teens were spamming in #soy on why the party was down. Some 'teens almost became schizo thinking that either Quote had killed himself or that he actually shut down the party which all were not true, the outage supposedly lasted from 2:00 am to 4:00 am.<ref>https://new.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/9btjd2zlt1w9</ref>
* July 30 - 'Teens send 'za to two [[Oney Plays#Members|homosexual vorefag lolcows]] live on stream, causing [[Schizophrenia|schizo]] leakage and an alleged report to the {{Glow|glowies}}.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1517-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16865412.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1517-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16865412.html]</ref> [[Rules|Global Rule 2]] has been changed: [[Just shut it down|the part about "pedophilic jokes" was removed]], causing the [[Seventh Soysurgency]] to erupt.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0150-00/https://soyjak.st:443/rules.html<br>Was: "You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes."<br>Now: "You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content. "</ref>  Obsessed attention-starved jannies soyduel using a locked sticky.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0353-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16872519.html</ref> 
* July 31 - All threads on [[Soy/|/soy/]] that aren’t [[Looped thread|looped]] are deleted in a likely attempt to [[1984|combat the Soysurgency]].<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1201-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> The Soysphere was down YET AGAIN. A 'teen writes a little fanfiction about [[shotjak]] skullfucking [[soytan]]<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1113-05/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16887602.html

sentient citation number</ref>.
== August ==
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* August 1 - A thread on /soy/ about wholesome femquote art gets 1100 reppies and then gets derailed by a South African nigger bloating about how much he strokes to {{Brimtext|femquote rape "art"}} to and then sends it to ‘teens via email. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1535-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16893190.html</ref>
* August 3 - Two faggots who engage in "[[Niggermoder|boymoder]]" ERP get 'aped by [[rapeson]] during DNB hours. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1541-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16909934.html</ref>  A 'teen gets a [[Spadeson|queen of spades]] tatto.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-2147-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16915187.html</ref>
* August 5 - A 'teen starts making a soyjak themed game.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0805-1324-22/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16928657.html</ref> [[2026 outage|The entire Soysphere goes down for a day,]] starting at 18:15 (UTC){{citationNeeded|are you sure?}} on August 6, with the Sharty and 'ki showing 404 errors and the booru's integrity not working, before all websites showed a disgusting Cloudflare Tunnel Error.
* August 6 - The Booru comes back up first early in the day, and it's revealed in a booru thread that the shutdown was due to the servers being moved.<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/42274</ref>
* August 7 - The Wiki finally comes back at 07:20 UTC, albeit being hosted on <s>[https://wikitest.soyjak.soy wikitest.soyjak.soy]</s>''<sup>{dead}</sup>''until 7:47 UTC, when it is moved back to soyjakwiki.org. Every image from June 8 onward was also lost due to disk failures. Trannies rejoice at the site’s prolonged JSIDdage.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/0axjje3YYe</ref>
*August 8 - The 'party remains down, crossing the 80 hours mark.
* August 9 - The main site comes back up at around 3AM UTC with a [[New Sharty Admin|mysterious new owner]], who purged most of the old jannies.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0809-2011-19/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16933463.html</ref>  The site immediately explodes with thousands of [[PPH]], staying in the four digits for most of the day. Civil war of the main site and ‘ki against the Mustard-led ‘ru is theorized. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0605-20/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16951915.html</ref> Oldfag janny logs are declassified and dumped into [[Kuz-era janitoral messages log|a one-megabyte wall of text]] on this very wiki. Some ‘teens thought that [[Salt]] banned VPNs but it turned out that he just broke something in the config.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-0507-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16951686.html</ref> [[Rules]] are reworked, salt confirms that gore is unbanned and the 'log is promptly spammed with it, with mixed reception from soyteens. <ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0121-23/https://soyjak.st:443/rules.html]</ref> The thread for discussion of these new rules caused the PPH to again near 3,000. It was locked, with [[Salt]] announcing he would hire more jannies and make them enforce the rules <ref>https://megalodon.jp/pc/main?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsoyjak.st%2Fsoy%2Fthread%2F16955835.html</ref> 
*August 10 - Many a schizo theorizes Cobblestone’s identity as a literal who troon.<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0810-2118-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16969940.html</ref> A ‘ru joon gets brootally exposed as a lolipedo.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0709-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16988837.html</ref> [[List of songs#Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)|COB GANG]] achieves the 17000000 [[GET]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0855-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17000000.html</ref> Mist leaks jannycord.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-0958-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16999032.html</ref> [[Never goon|Nevergooner]] makes a [[IT'S OVER|really embarrassing]] [[Based and Christpilled|confession thread]] explaining why they oppose [[gooning]] [[Shit nobody cares about|that goes into way too much detail]]. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-1107-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16995905.html</ref> [[File:17000000 GET, taken by Cobson.png|thumb|The 17000000 GET on [[soy/|/soy/]] is taken by [[Cobson]].]]
*August 11 - [[Salt]] opened janny applications and promoted all [[Mediator|mediators]] to jannies.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-1936-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html</ref> [[Salt]] makes a short QnA thread before becoming a sleepGQD. He also says that {{Keyedtext|namefagging jannies would get their accounts deleted}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0811-1744-16/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17010678.html</ref> A thread on /soy/ claims that images could contain viruses. Several 'teens delete their soy folders, and some claim that the thread has files with 'v.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0037-06/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17016226.html</ref> A bunch of user IPs are leaked and among them are IPs from the {{Glowtext|Department of Defense}}.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0503-45/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17018390.html

https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0504-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17021438.html</ref> A /soy/ raid manages to get many gegworthy moments from an African youth, an Australian hag and many other degenerate retards. The African youth was doxed and sent za's, and his father was contacted. Later, jartycucks and foodists entered the raid.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-1226-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17032500.html</ref>.
*August 12 - A faggot tries to wipe the catty with softcore gay porn but got ‘ished in minutes.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-1202-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17035019.html</ref> Salt declares total boorunigger death and removes the booru from the top bar.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0326-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17053159.html</ref> A post appeared on Soyjak.party mocking [[Junko Furuta]] through a graphic copypasta describing her abuse and murder, which remained up for an unusually long time.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-2049-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17044251.html</ref> Shortly afterward, the thread was followed by spam containing links to child sexual abuse material, apparently as part of a coordinated attack.<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/Salt_Defamation_League</ref> As a result Salt cuts ties with the Booru, deletes it from the topbar, and declares all raiding namefags will be banished to /qa/. The IRC is similarly removed. The ‘ki was the only one left, with many saying that the tie was "very quickly breaking". <ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0538-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17055306.html </ref> Two [[Sentient nameroll theory|sentient]] [[ID rape|id rolls]] achieved in the same thread. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0547-31/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3861809.html</ref> [[Fenriris]] leaves as Administrator of this very wiki, with ownership being taken back to [[Cobblestone]].<ref>[[User:Fenriris/Announcement|The Announcement ]]</ref>. As a result, some people make [[gore]] edits of [[Fenriris]]' facedox. <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0900-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17061332.html</ref> Under [[Salt]]'s pressure<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0946-10/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17062447.html</ref>, his [[User:Administrat0r|account]] is given full administrator permissions on the wiki<ref>[[Special:UserRights/Administrat0r]]</ref>, with [[User:Cobblestone|Cobblestone]] revealing her [[Soyjak Wiki:Janny noticeboard#My_Plan|new plan]] for the 'ki's future.
*August 13 - A troon named [[User:Trinitite|Trinitite]] somehow gains access to [[Cobblestone]]'s account and [[Captain Coal]]s the wiki. Salt then becomes the ninth admin of the 'ki.<ref>[[File:Trininite.png]]</ref> A 'teen finds his mom's [[BBC]] dildo and posts it on /soy/.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0814-0632-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17087393.htm https://megalodon.jp/2026-0814-0632-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17087393.html]</ref> [[User:Synonymous|Synonymous]] is unbanned from the 'ki<ref>[[User_Talk:Synonymous]]</ref>. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] joins the [[Soyjak Wiki]]'s staff team as a [[Soyjak Wiki:Staff|Moderator]] after asking [[Salt]] for it via his email.<ref>[[Special:UserRights/Soyoyuki]]</ref>
*August 14 - A thread dedicated to posting [[Salt]] 'jaks quickly devolves into a 135 reply long [[Asp/|Messi]]duel between a [[SNCA:Lionel Messi|Messi]] poster and soyquoter.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0814-0929-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17092638.html</ref> 'teens work together to make a sad story.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0201-56/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17110557.html</ref> All British soyteens get raped by an wildfire alarm.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0309-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref> Frogs shit up a thread by [[False flag|falseflagging]] as a retarded Sharty user making a raid on their [[NuFrogPond|frogcord]], only to get their ass handed to them in a shitflinging war [[Geg|by a group of Frogslayers.]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0941-49/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17112622.html</ref> A 'teen puts up an IRL stealthjak portrait of Cobson at the Michael Jackson shrine in Munich.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0814-1343-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17098758.html</ref> A foid posts a thread about getting mogged by their roommate only to get geodoxed within 14 minutes, resulting in one 'teen making a map of all streaming cameras near their dorm.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-1306-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17127087.html</ref>  An EPI furnigger called [[Furries|therealdawfe]] is discovered and targeted in a /soy/ thread, where 'teens subsequently end up doxing and [[Major Inconvenience|bossNVKING]] him.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-0526-33/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17103597.html</ref>
*August 15 - A thread doxes the authors of an article about how the sharty is developing [[Swolesome.vip|AI-based doxing tools]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0816-0608-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17145280.html</ref> 'teens raid a vibecoded oldfag site where they immediately find the passwords of the admins and force it to go under construction due to “hackers”. GEG!<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0816-0911-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17146550.html</ref> Femtanyl, a notable [[trooncore]] music artist gets doxxed<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0816-1306-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17151387.html</ref>
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