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Happenings/2026
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SOYSPHERE CLOCK:
January 18, 2026 UTC
January 18, 2026 UTC
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Never add a happening without including multiple archives as citations! If you don't archive it, it never happened!2. Keep happenings focused on the Soysphere. This isn't world news.
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January[edit | edit source]
- January 1 - The new year. Brimstone Winter 2026 starts.[1] Limeade posts a thread and stickies it, wishing every Soyteen a happy new year[2]. A happy new year to you too, Limeade. The IRC
finally shut downtemporarily shut down.[3] 'Teens begin raiding an anti-ai site with slopjaks, DNB, and hanging troonjaks.[4] Someone gets infected with the HWABAG Ransomware.[5] - January 2 - Soyteens gem up Chitchat, and one chud even catfishes an old tranny with pics of kuz.[6]
- January 3 - Some autistGODS larp as sharty admins and owners.[7] ‘teens dox a jewtuber named Xiaohusk.[8]
- January 4 - Soysylum Wiki and Dailyjak Telegram are removed from the main page due to their inactivity.[9] A new operation, Operation 404, is created to get all the trannies doxed in Operation No Nut November to delete everything using momNVKEs and glowNVKEs.
- January 5 - A frognigger gets crushed by a pin, growing to the size of his pond[10]
- January 6 - A brave warrior tries to achieve the Alicia nameroll while people try to demoralize him to stop, but he kept going and he finally got it.[11]
- January 7 - A shitty bait thread gets 1.3k+ reppeys. (Albeit it’s mainly just one dedicated schizo spamming the everloving shit out of it)[12]
- January 8 - A frognigger posts an image of pepe supposedly with embedded 'p inside of it. /soy/ gets catty wiped, Jannies set a 1 image limit on thread OPs, and AI 'slot spam occurs.[13] 'Teens brainstorm new Nate variant "Ned Diggers" for DNB hours and make OC.[14]
- January 9 - AM makes an appearance on /soy/ and answers soyteens questions[15] Frogs were banned on /soy/ due to "demoralization," but ended up getting unbanned later.[16]
- January 10 - Soyteens revive Flagging.[17] The IRC gets shut down for a few hours[18] A 'ru namefag gets his house leaked (Evendoe Soybooru users already did it before).[19]'teens discuss a 1984 propaganda """game""" made by the British goverment.[20]
- January 11 - Satania gets the 14777777 GET.[21] some 'teen on /soy/ began rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru, when jannies found out, all of the vandalism was reverted, the vandals were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[22] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user with an Android tablet.[23] Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.[24] A raid thread is created on /soy/ to chud up a vibecoded xitter knockoff with no moderation which, interestingly, results in a mentally ill chronically online schizoposter named winner ACTUALLY COMMITTING SUICIDE because he can't date some snca 'ru namefag he saw 2 hours ago.[25] A soyteen has found out that Nikocado Avocado has been sending out copyright claims to the Sharty's (and other sites) domain because of 'teens using the coinslot.[26]
- January 12 - Soyteens discuss how to get Pinterest foids on the Sharty.[27] Soyteens part of Operation 404 'ape a furry faggot wiki so bad that it gets shut down. [28] Soyteens raid 2 text-based canvas sites including ourworldoftext.com and Textwall[29] Namerolls have been made extremely rare.[30] Brownocaust: Brazil, Turkey, Mexico, and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/,[31] and RTL polls finally pass 5 for the first time.[32] Big soyduel on /pol/, which is increasingly rare.[33][34] Cobblestone announces she will be removing
quality headers from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.[35][36] - January 13 - The ‘party and ‘ki get brapped up for a half hour.[37] Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia. Many legitimate users of the 'party plead for unbans.[38] A thread asking for nameroll suggestions is pinned.[39]
- January 14 - An incident occurred at McDonald's. [40] Gradingcaust in full swing, with over a thousand bot changes made.[41] Major sperg out happens because of Sabrina Carpenter hack thread deletion and possible glowie involvement.[42]
- January 15 - Turkey Tom accused of being an abusive sex pest on his Kiwi Farms thread by one of his exes[43][44] Gardenjaks are made. a monster has been created [45][46]
- January 16 - /int/ PPH reaches 67 (boiii ts so tuff
) [47] A Jarty Alien appears on /int/ and glowies 'nished xim from earthNOTHING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A AFRICAN FROM OUTER SPACE, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION NOW![48] An incident happened at the CIA where Feraljak committed suicide, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.[49] A TVRKARYAN finds perhaps the only known way to not get 'aped by The Icelandic, by using the Icelandic (and old English (and Runic)) letter thorn "þ" to replace "th". Xhe starts to obsessively use it across /int/, the only board where this sacred rune is allowed.[50]/int/ bypasses /qa/ by 9 times.[51] Quote does a Q&A on /soy/.[52] - January 17 - A schizophrenic colorjak gets the /int/ 233333 GET[53] (also a gemnigger failed twice to get the GET with Vlodson GEEEEEEEEEG
)[54]/int/ PPH mysteriously surprasses every board PPH and becomes 1st on the board list.[55] An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/[56] Shark eats nusois after not listening to a big nigger lips spammer about dangerous waters[57]
