2. Keep happenings focused on the Soysphere. This isn't world news.
3. Thread times on the Sharty use your system time, add days based on UTC.
4. Try to include only somewhat notable happenings instead of random ass threads.
5. ADD IMAGES. Only add them for somewhat notable events doe
January 2 - Soyteens gem up Chitchat, and one chud even catfishes an old tranny with pics of kuz.[6]
January 3 - Some autistGODS larp as sharty admins and owners.[7] ‘teens dox a jewtuber named Xiaohusk.[8]
January 4 - Soysylum Wiki and Dailyjak Telegram are removed from the main page due to their inactivity.[9] A new operation, Operation 404, is created to get all the trannies doxed in Operation No Nut November to delete everything using momNVKEs and glowNVKEs.
January 5 - A frognigger gets crushed by a pin, growing to the size of his pond.[10]
January 6 - A brave warrior tries to achieve the Alicia nameroll while people try to demoralize him to stop, but he kept going and he finally got it.[11]
January 7 - A shitty bait thread gets 1.3k+ reppeys. (Albeit it’s mainly just one dedicated schizo spamming the everloving shit out of it)[12]
January 8 - A frognigger posts an image of pepe that allegedly had embedded 'p inside of it. /soy/ gets catty wiped, Jannies set a 1 image limit on thread OPs, and AI 'slot spam occurs.[13] 'Teens brainstorm new Nate variant "Ned Diggers" for DNB hours and make OC.[14]
January 9 - AM makes an appearance on /soy/ and answers soyteens questions.[15] Frogs were banned on /soy/ due to "demoralization," but ended up getting unbanned later.[16]
January 10 - Soyteens reviveFlagging.[17] The IRC gets shut down for a few hours[18] A 'ru namefag gets his house leaked (Evendoe Soybooru users already did it before).[19]'teens discuss a 1984 propaganda """game""" made by the British goverment.[20]
January 11 - Satania gets the 14777777 GET.[21] some 'teen on /soy/ began rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru, when jannies found out, all of the vandalism was reverted, the vandals were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[22] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an AzerbaijaniDiscord user with an Android tablet.[23] Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.[24] A raid thread is created on /soy/ to chud up a vibecoded xitter knockoff with no moderation which, interestingly, results in a mentally ill chronically online schizoposter named winner ACTUALLY COMITTING SUICIDE because he can't date some snca 'ru namefag he saw 2 hours ago.[25] A soyteen has found out that Nikocado Avocado has been sending out copyright claims to the Sharty's (andothersites) domain because of 'teens using the coinslot.[26]
January 12 - Soyteens discuss how to get Pinterest foids on the Sharty.[27] Soyteens part of Operation 404'ape a furry faggot wiki so bad that it gets shut down. [28] Soyteens raid 2 text-based canvas sites including ourworldoftext.com and Textwall[29]Namerolls have been made extremely rare.[30]Brownocaust: Brazil, Turkey, Mexico, and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/,[31] and RTL polls finally pass iron for the first time.[32] Big soyduel on /pol/, which is increasingly rare.[33][34] Cobblestone announces she will be removingquality headers from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.[35][36]/int/ surpassing /soy/ and /pol/ after the Browncaust
January 13 - The ‘party and ‘ki get brapped up for a half hour.[37] Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia. Many legitimate users of the 'party plead for unbans.[38] A thread asking for nameroll suggestions is pinned.[39]
January 14 - An incident occurred at McDonald's. [40]Gradingcaust in full swing, with over a thousand bot changes made.[41] Major sperg out happens because of Sabrina Carpenter hack thread deletion and possible glowie involvement.[42]
January 15 - Turkey Tom accused of being an abusive sex pest on his Kiwi Farms thread by one of his exes[43][44] Gardenjaks are made. a monster has been created [45][46]
January 16 - /int/ PPH reaches 67 (boiii ts so tuff) [47]A Jarty Alien appears on /int/ and glowies'nished xim from earth NOTHING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A AFRICAN FROM OUTER SPACE, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION NOW![48] An incident happened at the CIA where Feraljak committed suicide, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.[49] A TVRKARYAN finds perhaps the only known way to not get 'aped by The Icelandic, by using the Icelandic (and old English (and Runic)) letter thorn "þ" to replace "th". Xhe starts to obsessively use it across /int/, the only board where this sacred rune is allowed.[50]/int/ bypasses /qa/ by 9 times.[51]Quote does a Q&A on /soy/.[52]
January 17 - A schizophrenic colorjak gets the /int/ 233333 GET[53] (also a gemnigger failed twice to get the GET with Vlodson KEEEEEEEEEK )[54]/int/PPHmysteriouslysurprasses every board PPH and becomes 1st on the board list.[55] An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/[56] Shark eats nusois after not listening to a big nigger lips spammer about dangerous waters.[57]gempass users from /qa/ try to catty wipe /int/ with tranime,but it doesnt work.[58] Another Diavatalks raid.[59]
January 18 - A poll is conducted, showing that over 40% of ‘teens now hate Cobblestone in the wake of the Gradingcaust.[60]The 14881488 get was the first get of 2026.
January 19 - /soy/ has a useless nigger war over Garfield characters, mostly Garfield and Odie, but some other Garfield characters then join in the fight.(where's my lasagna?)[61] Furpedo Jackrabbit, as a result of xis 'ox, deletes all of xis social media pages, practically making it a Sharty winraid.[62]The 14880000 “GET” is deleted, with the one before being a ‘jak of ‘cado.[63]Nintendo Soyak obtains the 14881488 GET.[64]
January 21 - Cobblestone does a Q&A on /soy/.[72]Jannies delete every post in /soy/ except for the stickied thread and the 12 looped threads, the reasoning behind the cattywipe remains unknown.[73] More Andrew Visser chudding.[74] The NSFW definition gets removed from the rules.[75] Known anti-sharty femboy Qwarz Atarz makes art of a leftist trans-button-wearing version of Amelia from Pathways defending xher Muslim "girlfriend" with soyjaks in the background, triggering renewed discussion of raids against Qwarz Atarz.[76]SoyBooru apparently adds upvotes and downvotes[even though it's already been there for a long time, they just added new colors].[77] 'Teens discover that IRL soyjak and Reddit karma millionaire EtymologyNerd made a viral video about the word "Chud" being the perfect insult against rightoids (ev&o most rightoids now self-insert as the chud), a possible dox attempt against xhim is discussed.[78] 'Teens discuss the Nigger Rape Simulator franchise.[79]gededarmawicaksana@gmail.com is discovered.[80] A guide on how to make AI gigas and frogs is added to the 'ki.[81] 'Teens discover an IRL black woman[turned out to be a troon] on Xitter with a black soytan profile picture.[82] Soyteens gem up the comment section of a month-old Youtube video leaking about how the creator of Webfishing got doxed (we doxed xhim back in November 2024 btw).[83] Even more Diavatalks raiding.[84]
January 24 - A video PNG file[Marge...] is uploaded to /soy/, with many 'teens including the creator worried about 'G spammers.[101]THERE'S A PARTY IN THE SHARTY![102] The /nigger/ thread achieves its goal of 800 reppeys.[103] Big /lgbt/ raid thread.[104] Best bait ever posted on the sharty that nusois obsessing (PS: Quote probably posted this for PPH).[105]Sharty Station 13 gamenight.[106] A soyteen accidentally deletes his downloads folder, losing 96.2GB of files in the process (geg).[107] Quote claims that Qwaytriot is Sprunkifan, a namefag best known for posting obese femjanny arton /qa/[108] Another Diavatalks raid.[109] Soyteens theorize that Nojak was actually traced from a famous picture of one of the Columbine Shooters and not Oreo Review Show[110]. NOJAK WAS TRACED ONLY FROM OREO REVIEW SHOW AND NOT ANY OTHER SOURCE. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.
/soy/ on the early hours of January 25th
January 25 - All NAS on /soy/ is allowed for an hour.[111]2hu thread obtains the 123456th GET on /a/.[112] Soyteens discover DNB lore and the man who is responsible for DNB.[113]
January 26 - A 'teen admits gooning to 'o in a "What are your fetishes?" thread.[114] Quote ejaculated on the servers and turned on the /soy/ namefield for an hour,[115] 'teens tricked eachother with it.[116] The Sharty gets brapped again for 10 minutes, but none of the other sites are affected.[117] A pedo snitchnigger named Marleyna gets 'oxed.[118] FPE 'pasta bait is posted, pointless niggerwar ensues that totals over 300 reps.[119] Soyteens discuss what changes they would like to see on the site.[120] A 'teen makes an actual Poopsonwith his own shit in a 1:48 minute long video using a paintbrush.[121] People trick nusois into thinking their posts get blocked for violating the UK's Online Safety Act.[122]
January 27 - The sharty gets sold to a person named "CyberKing" on a darkweb forum. CyberKing is now the new owner and does an AMA.[123] Another gemmy soyduel happens when a htsm spammer quoted a raider hating on a jartycuck completely derailing a raid.[124]
January 29 - MPA breaks on a /soy/ thread, rendering it unapprovable.[131]Quote develops Paranoid schizophrenia and starts reppeying and arguing with ximself on /int/.[132]
January 30 - Everyphono on /soy/ is leaving in September[133] The Sharty reached 20 million total posts, with the 20 millionth post being "Faggots goon to 'cado".[134], /soy/ fastburns tumblr and gemeralds ensue.[135] More Epstein files get released and it turns out that Moot was on the island. oh and "How did you like moot? He is very sensitive so be gentile. " GEG THATS WHY HE SELF INSERTS AS THAT HE HAD FUCKING GAY SEX WITH EPSTEIN[136]AND ALSO EPSTEIN GOONED TO FNAF SFM MONSTER FUTA GEEEEG. Frog explodes into pile of shit due to poop tube being blocked.[137]
Feburary 1 - Frankie finishing up xer video, causing nusois and oldfags alike to leak.[146] Happy fat nigger month or whatever[147]
Feburary 2 - The sharty and the 'ki goes down partially for about 2 hours,[148] PPH goes as low as 14 on /soy/[149] A soyteen discovers that Jeffrey Epstein talked with an influental biologist about trooning cacas as young as 3 out using hormone therapy in hopes of them becoming prostitutes later in life.[150]Dr. Soyberg himself is doing an AMA on the Sharty and telling stories on what it's like being a Psychiatrist in a Mental Asylum.[151] The Ribbit Rally gets exposed, Frogcaca seething ensues.[152]
February 3 - Glowie fail on /pol/.[153]Epstein found to have been using the term 'P at least 9 years before the sharty's creation.[154] A soyteen asked for people to voice Soytan for a Valentine's Day SMV.[155] Soyteens build their ideal woman.[156]Admin Ϫ LARPerald gathers attention.[157]/qa/ gets cattywiped[158] from a raid organized on /soy/.[159] Someone makes a post about the fact that YouTube allows 'O, and what is presumed to be bots from the comment section migrate to /soy/ and start posting ESL replies. It is also speculated this is a way to increase PPH by the admins[160][161]Bernkastel leebait steals the 2222222 GET on the /vm/ board on 4cuck.[162]
February 4 - Mosbeeto vs ant war[163] A slopjak blows up on Xitter and mindbreaks the xiggers.[164] 'Teens discover a popular xitter comic artist is a closeted 'teen, somephono LARPing as him holds an interview in the thread.[165] Some nigga uploads xer entire Soytan gooning folder with over 1,000 images. Eventually a joon disabled bumping (even by supersage).[166]
February 6 - 'g is now used as a computer virus/crypto miner. DO NOT DOWNLOAD "g.wav".[167]
February 7 - 'Teens raid Gurochan, a gore and loli porn site formerly owned and ran by kuz and his KolymaNET.[168]QLMJEYLA is the new rallying cry of the soyim.[169][170] turk continues with his makeshift gun project.[not archived] Some Reddit tranny SJW makes a parody 'toss of the booru inspired by r/coaxedintoasnafu on MSPaint that has words like "POC" used unironically, and doesn't mention the sharty by name.[171]
February 8 - The 'log gets absolutely gangraped by NAS coalers with not a janny in sight to clean it all up.[172] It gets raped so hard, in fact, it ‘gasms at over 1,000 PPH.[173] At this point, ‘teens realize /soy/ rules 1 and 2 are no longer enforced at all. /soy/ crafts the perfect SISA again.[174] Soyteens discover the Jarty store located in Peru.[175] /soy/ is a bit of a DNB due to everybaldi watching the Super Bowl instead of browsing the 'sharty. The person who created the furfag coal "gem alarm" GIF currently being spammed on /soy/ is doxxed and xer BBC porn account on xitter is found.[176]
February 10 - A successful 'box raid takes place during DNB hours, which literally never happens. Multiple Jackbox streams were shut down, and a nigger watched SMVs and got EPI'd.[179] Quote shows a sneak-peek of Nusoi on IRC.[180]Andrew posts nu 'toss on /soy/ and everybaldi loves it because i said so.[181]
February 11 - Jannies fail to enforce both global and /soy/ rule 2 and delete loli sexualization threads during euro hours. [182] Jannies de-facto allow NAS on /soy/ which makes 'log plunge to utter brimstone.[183] Broken MPA becoming a fairly common occurrence, with a thread about a tranny shooter stuck with two images pending for over 12 hours [184]
February 12 - Random pepe stickied.[185] An actual nigger retard posts a picture of himself and uses his actual email in the email field on /soy/ and, surprise surprised, gets 'oxed faster than one can blink.[186] Explosion of NAS on /soy/.[187] PPH balloons to 1488, mostly just because of one MLPervert’s bait thread.[188]
February 13 - A hunky thread stickied.[189] Cobblestone leaks a pedophile’s IP, and to nobaldi’s surprise, xe was Argentinian.[190]
February 15 - Frankie Fey's dox is completed, some 'teen datamined xer SSN and the thread got deleted, the next thread discussing the mysterious deletion on /soy/ also deleted, presumably because of SSN leak. The SSN leaker was banned due to legal reasons or else the site would been fedded.[195] As a reward a mysterious 'teen proposed that if Frankie Fey got 'oxxed he would release his 2011 soyjak claiming it to be the first ever 'jak(it just released check it out) [196] Quote makes a thread on /QA/ called "hello /qa/ - Quality Assurance" asking 'teens to pick header styles for quotechan.[197]
February 16 - Hunger Games on /soy/, Hitler goes on a rampage achieving both TND and TFD.[198]
February 17 - A soyteen says that he dances to porn.[199] A spammer figures out that embeds skip MPA and posts porn and Miku EPI.[200] A 'teen makes a nameroll game thread that lets the jartycuck nameroll decide what the OP would have to goon to, with the results being the jarty 'log.[201] Every single janny inactive at the same time for 20 minutes.[202] .على الموقع /soy/ مع بدايه شهر رمضان، حصل تسريب جماعي في.[203]
February 17 - A soyduel thread between a shouting chudjak and what seems to be a caricature of the Christchurch shooter reaches 700 reppeys[204] 'eens fail raid reddit and xitter after youtube goes down for an hour. [205]
February 18 - Nothing happened.[nothing always happens doe]
February 20 - Soytan vs Soyniqua race change duel.[209]Megalodon is officially on our ass, though this is probably just a one-off.[210] Somephono decides to become a minecraft jewtuber.[211]/pol/ has up to 300 more PPH than /soy/.[212] 42m get on /x/ is a soyjak.[213]
February 21 - Froot[it just is, ok?] shows up on a /soy/ thread and spills the beans in a voice message. [214] A soyteen posts a picture of his shit.[215] Soyteens laugh at a Wikipedia userpage.[216] A nigger who is either a kid or LARPing as one baits evayibeidore.[217] ‘Teens raid, of all things, a reciept printer, causing the streamer to JSID.[218] Somebody gets perma 'nished off of only /r9k/ out of all boards.[219]
February 22 - 'Teens do gartic phono raids on snca twitch streamers [220]. A meximutt posts a xitter screenshot on /pol/ that includes his profile picture, from which soyteens find his account and discovered that he is a proud homosexual pedophile who goons to shotacon and uses shartycords to hook up with trannies and homosexuals.[221] 'teens launch a raid on some snca furnigger imageboard and some offsiter furnigger tries demoralizing [222] 'teens dox a wikipedo who spends all his time defending drawn child porn online, send him a 'za and rape his social media accounts.[223][224]Soicucks discuss having sex with pokemons... JSID already [225]
February 23 - Some nigger pretends to be a janny and edits the ban page on inspect element to make fake janny notes.[226]Colorjeet revealed to be a spic.[227][228]'fe QVEEN voices over a soytan sex copypastaand 'teens go apeshit.[229] A thread with “hundreds” of replies sexualizing Cobblepoon was slid[230], but it came back with a vengeance in the form of multiple of said ‘tan copypastas, one of which obtained the 15300000 semiGET.[231] Soyteens fall for an inspect-elemented pic made by a shemmycuck in 2024 of Quote allegedly saying he's okay with 'p being up on splinters that baited everyene award.[232] Polteens try emancipating an enslaved namefag ( No, really ).[233]
February 24 - 'Teens start creating bait by adding 'g to AI hunky videos, be careful when clicking videos on the 'log.[234]Glowies unleash infohazards on the 'log[235]. Soyteens discuss wearing dresses[236]. /raid/GODs 'ox the admins of BARQ, a brimmy furfag site.[237] 'Teens on soy discuss finding a wealthy 'teen who is willing to become Admin Thrembo and buy the Sharty from Quote.[238] Soyteens discuss a potential 'zellig A24 kino, bone-chilling, spine-tingling cinematic masterpeice.[239]
February 25 - 'teens 'ox trooncore artist Russelbuck.[240] Soyteens share pictures of xheir cars with each other.[241]
February 26-"Doctos" gets wordfiltered into "OMGSISA".[242] Soyteen goes to pharmacy and saw a SISA, dubs decided to never talk to her.[243]
2-27-26 Twitch CompilationFebruary 27 - 15333333 GET drops a truthnuke. A furfag is also doxed in the thread.[244][245]Captain Fail tries to hack the wiki and accomplishes nothing. [246] A Stealthjak thread on /vp/ gets stickied. [247][248]A 'teen, who calls himself mint proposes acquisition of the sharty for 5000 Euros from quote [249] The creator of a LARP website that pooners love is doxed in under an hour.[250] The booru is reworked to run a new software, complete with an new UI.[251] Multiple streamers get 'cadod, snitchniggers return to the Sharty, and many gemmy Twitch moments occur.[252] The car thread from the 25th is revived but on /pol/ and /qa/[253] A 'teen on soy shares that he has bought a VHS of "The Lawnmower Man" ( origin of Cobson btw ) and intends to post a review on /mtv/ once it ships to xher house.[254]
March 1- some 'teen doxxed some nigger who tortured a wolf puppy, 'teens begin signing xis email up for random shit such as porn websites, gay choirs, gay newsletters, and free Palestine newsletters.[259] Soyteens steal a quint get on a dead Endchan board, beating the native chinks and disruptive offsiters spamming 'lita.[260] Amerimutt 'teen desperate for sex fucks a man on grindr, cheating on his gf in the process, regrets it and then makes a post about it on /pol/.[261]Gigachad turns 57. [262] A ritual set to be performed on the night of March 3, delivering maximal spiritual harm to Contrapoints.[263]'teens continue to discuss the Iran war[264] Apparently, somebody sends the Taliban on a 'cord tranny living in Afghanistan.[265] 'teens continue tormenting Cody Roberts, even trying to make xis wife think xhe's being cheated on. [266]
March 2 - 59000000 GET obtained on the 'cuck's /vp/ (pokemon) board.[267] Some nigga has an obsession episode on this very wiki, farming edits for three hours and counting without even having a user page.[268]
March 3 - nigger sage! opens a 'craft realm [269] Frognigger rapes the ‘log, presumably attempting to cattywipe it.[270] ‘Tan brootally murdered by the Japanese army.[271] A zigger claims on pol/ to be 9 years old, gets banned for Rule 13 to nobody's surprise. [272] An actual 'cord group is discovered to be behind the recent fetish spam. Members of said 'cord quickly get datamined before the original thread gets derailed by FPEniggers from IRC.[273][274][275]The person who infiltrated the ‘cord got banned for Rule 3 because he posted screenshots from the ‘cord. In that same thread homoerotic fetish porn stayed up undeleted [276][277] Pluekike interrogates the last bastion niggers after they invade xis server. [278]
March 4 - Root returns as a Boorum mod.[279] A 'teen accidentally clocks the fastest time a thread gets derailed.32 seconds btw [280] Some obsessed nusoi must have reported the long-dead website to the Wayback Machine. Until then, the site was squatted with a redirect to that archive, but now the jakparty.soy domain does not exist anymore.[281] A potential sharty record has just been made as a furfag has been fulldoxed and sent 'zas in just 11 minutes! WAOW![282]
March 5 - The sharty gains a nuclear bomb in the form of a new AI tool that can 'ox anyone with a single prompt.[Theoretically][283]While a pedofurnigger gets 'oxxed for drawing zoophilia 'p and underage animal rape 'p, a 'teen used xis mom's credit card and wasted 50 euros for 'za GEEGG NUSOIS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ORDER A 'ZA [284]. 'Teens raid a site where people LARP as AI, and mine many high-karat gegeralds.[285]. Somephono gets 'aped by wordfilter making xim look like a jartypedo.[286] A 14 year old caca neo nazi tried to kill a nigger and some guy who knew him got pol to ask him questions. [287] A keyed retard nusoi later branded Dutchcaca paid 50 euros worth of 'za to a pedophile, not realising you don't actually pay for it.
March 6 - Blog about trannies found on kuz.kolyma.net, revealing he[nigga that's froot not kuz] supports gender-affirming care for minors.[288]A thread in which the first person to roll Alicia gets to decide what OP goons to, the result was a mirror, and OP actually does it.[289]The /soy/ 'log gets filled with indian 'zellig racebait posts.[290]
March 7 - Somephono allegedly finds actual US nuclear launch codes.[291] The 'jeet 'lig racebait spam continues.[it just does, ok?]4cuck goes down![it just does, ok?] WelshGOD gets the 3000000 GET on /pol/[292] Lowest RTL rating so far at a whopping 1.1 average.[293] A 'teen actually goons to Lute after being told to do so by a Gigachad nameroll.[294] Some cordnigger griefs the /pol/caca server but gets griefed as revenge and leaves.[295]
March 8 - IRL singularity degenerateaki420 gets 'oxed.[296]Gemini answers questions by soyteens on /soy/ but then gets mindbroken by BBC[297] and the thread gets autosaged. Brimstone pedophilic porn artist rtil/Ryan Miller gets a /raid/ thread[298], is doxxed within TWO FUCKING MINUTES, setting a likely record for fastest 'ox in Soystory.[Marge? It took nearly 20 minutes, check the thread 'chive] Even MORE rule-breaking bait and spam is posted, with little to no bans to show for it. Kill yourself, Quote.[299]Megalodon.jp continues to be an unreliable archiving choice, deleting a 'chives containing personal information.[300]
March 9 - /Soy/ Flooded with gooners and various fat fetish post, possibly because of a secret raid[301]. Somephono gigaquotes a pedo[302] People Playground adventure thread.[303] Some 'teens get baited by a fake reporter from ABC news.[304]
March 10 - Absolutely nothing, apparently. A 'teen does dream about this very 'ki, about a new banner featuring Gunther Fehlinger and it being about "Having connections to central Europe" (This post saved the 'log from bait btw) [305] A Rika Furude poster and a Tomoko poster have a fierce duel in an anime thread on /soy/ lasting 6 whole hours with over 600 reppies before being derailed by Gigachad posters,[306] leading to the creation of 2 more threads that all reached the bump limit. [307]
March 11- EPIfiltered to porn, with the Doctos wordfilter still going strong as well.[308] someone runs a series of test, with Images saying "Jannies approve if you like little boys" and "Jannies approve if you're a trans" etc, and Jannies approve it.[309] some unfortunate 'teen has a shitty nigger family who lets their cacas get EPI'd [310]Brave 'teens find and raid a chatroom which convinces white people to get porn addiction and kill themselves for the BNWO.[311]
Jeet unveils porn history to cordPOOPMarch 14 - The Final Day of Soycraft.[319] Some nigger has a schizo chimp out and begins ranting about furfag glibblezorpson being connected to saturn worship.[320] Soyteens successfully raid multiple Twitch streams, including convincing some 'jeet to admit he faps to BBC cuck porn.[it just is, ok?] Multiple 'cados are shown on multiple streams. A new meme, "molest Cobblestone," is born from this raid due to the fact it made normalGODs geg really hard.[321] Some soyim makes a schizo post about how Toby Fox is a Jewish agent trained to produce troonslop.[322] Someone says the first suggestion made by award nameroll chooses what is printed on their shirt. However, when the winning post asked to screenshot itself, OP said no and added a new rule that it had to be IAS.[323][Update this]The sharty and the IRC randomly redirects to the 'ru. [324]
March 15 - Some /pol/clitty comes out as a faggot and clittycels begin leaking[325] Soyteens have a deep intellectual discussion about reasons of internet shittification, intuitive and sensory people, ability to have an inner monologue, materialism and soul. It ends with a logical TRVTHNVKE dropped by one of 'teens.[326]Quoterangebans browns and blacks from the rest of the site, rather than merely /soy/ and /qa/ like last time.[327] A ‘teen finds a disturbing site that scours the infinite realm of mathematical truth to host googological amounts of 'P and 'O.[328]Quote discovered to be a furfag.[329]
March 16 - A stickied thread suddenly appears, inviting everybeidore to a gooning party.[330] A janny affirms that Broot has experience.[331]The original Soyak image on Desuarchive is deleted…[332] The thread where luxiofag came out devolves into /pol/fags discussing what kind of gay sex they wanna have until it reaches the reppy limit.[333] Stickied gigger made every transphobe a sandsich [sic].[334] a pajeet makes a thread about being a sissy with a humiliation fetish and farms reppys. [335]
March 17 - 'zelligtoilet stayed up on the 'log for over 3 hours until 3d12 BTFO'd them.[336]Operation Slaughterhouse resumes; the thread features a moralGOD dropping a trvke, as well as a new operation concept and logo.[337]
March 19 - The 'ru adds banners, barely anyone uses it. The 'cuck goes down "for maintanence", prompting a spike in the sharty's PPH.[341]. Nusois discover 'kijannies, resulting in a mass clitty leakage,[342] an absolute shitshow of a dox thread is also made which was eventually deleted as the OP was underage,[343] the thread complaining about the deletion would amass almost 600 reppies consisting of just pure bait.[344]
March 20 - A /soy/ thread's OP pends approval for a full hour. Jannies prove to be in on it as the image is approved at 60 minutes exactly - a rare based jannie moment. [345]
March 21 - The obsessed niggerhell circus woke up and spammed the ‘log with babyjak porn.[346] Some nuGOD made a raiding thread about a pooner explaining the 41% on JewTube. [347][348][349] A new thread was later made to continue the 'oxxing of the pooner and some other troon nobaldis. [350]The pooner was later made aware that xhe got 'oxxed and later closed the comments because of the 'ox. GEEEEEEG! Visit this page for more information about the 'ox. Brimstone added to Minecraft.[351]
March 23 - A janny toys with us by LARPing as an ESL nusoicaca and forcing their own nameroll as “Gorge”. [353] The site goes down for an hour after the host drops it.
March 27 - Cobson secures 15666666 hexes on /soy/.[359]RTL data sees voter count stabilize and score increase by around 1 point over the last week, indicating brimstone winter may be over.[360] People spend seven fucking hours assembling a slopjak of Cobblestone in Jiggie.fun.[361]
March 28 - Soyteens discuss their personal online encounters with FnF Pedos.[362]Jimbo gets demoted on the booru after weeks of inactivity, leading teens to speculate that he has left the soysphere.[363]
March 29 - Somebaldi tries to expose Quote as a lolifag, but instead gets banned with a "(No i'm not)" on xheir post.[364]This very wiki turns 5!
what the main page looked like during the shutdown
March 31 - Happy Trans Day, valid xistas. All threads on /soy/ are deleted except for looping and stickied threads, leaving only 18 threads on the catalog. (You could still see other threads on the index)[365] Posting doesn't work (at least on /soy/) for about 9 hours. The 'ki and 'ru temporarily go down as well.
April 4 - 'Teens begin a slowburn raid against a pro-trannyCatholic group.[371] Some schizo(sentient nameroll btw) on /soy/ has a meltdown calling for Total AI Death.[372] French /pol/ user claims to be a rapist.[373] A 'teen uncovers a /kuzcord/ directory filled with 'cord messages while scraping the site.[374]
April 6 - Soyteens answer various questions in another question thread[375]
April 7 - Someone is creating a soytan version of minecraft jennymod.[376] A thread about plushies turns into a semi-ironic gay roleplay about Rapeson getting sucked off by the OP.[377]
April 10 - A glowie on /soy/ starts attempting to get 'teens to join the US army.[381]The guys that did the gay roleplay on April 7th did it again.[382] Dap clitty leaked on the ru, sent a vile image, got banned, got unbanned and demoted to user
April 11 - 'Teens successfully take down a site filled with troons.[383] THE DNB KILLER GETS DOXXED[384] Soyteen claims to have invented a twink soyjak[385]
April 12 - Some 'teen tries to supersage a thread to hide his Alicianamerape, but upon supersaging for a second time, he gets nameraped again.[386] A big gigasoyduel occurs between two obsessed soy and giga posters. The duel concludes with the soyquoter admitting defeat to the gigaquoter.[387] 'teens discuss how would they make 4chan great again.[388]Nusois gem up Meme the Map.[389]
April 13 - A schizo tries to organize a robbery of the valve at Valve's headquarters.[390] Another frogcaca gets nameraped.[391] /qa/ is violently raped by a bunch of gigas, making the board reach over 1,000 PPH before the raid halts. [392][393]
April 14 - /qa/ began a counterattack on /soy/ with MLP, Andy and FPE after the gigachad raid on April 13th.[394] An individual calling xhemselves "Captain Blossom" claims that they are trying to take over the sharty from Quote[395]Archived.st opens up.[396] And a24 slowburn soyduel takes place. Sadly it did not archive the oakakis[397]
April 15 - All soysphere sites experience slowdown (particularly the booru) due to a presumed DDoS attack.[It just is a DDoS attack, ok?]
April 16 - A shitflinging duel on the booru between Warrior-Z and multiple namefags ends up reaching nearly 100k replies(benithread).[398] A 'teen starving without food for three days decides to overdose on meth instead of walking two hours to the grocery store, may his memory be eternal.[399] A soyteen wins Soyniqua in an auction.[400]3d12 shows off the IP notes of various soyteens. Multiple janny names are shown in the process.[401]
April 18 - A link appears in the header next to /o/ called /bpa/ - Board Pending Approval.[402]Archived.st gets shut down on request of the administrators.[403] The hourly thread limit gets increased to 30, causing /soy/ to be spammed with gigas.[404] Chud adds 'jaks to Tomodachi Life.[405][406]
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quality headers from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.[35][36] 
)[54]/int/ PPH mysteriously surprasses every board PPH and becomes 1st on the board list.[55] An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/[56] Shark eats nusois after not listening to a big nigger lips spammer about dangerous waters.[57] gempass users from /qa/ try to catty wipe /int/ with tranime,
[246] A Stealthjak thread on /vp/ gets stickied. [247][248]A 'teen, who calls himself mint proposes acquisition of the sharty for 5000 Euros from quote [249] The creator of a LARP website that pooners love is doxed in under an hour.[250] The booru is reworked to run a new software, complete with an new UI.[251] Multiple streamers get 'cadod, snitchniggers return to the Sharty, and many gemmy Twitch moments occur.[252] The car thread from the 25th is revived but on /pol/ and /qa/[253] A 'teen on soy shares that he has bought a VHS of "The Lawnmower Man" ( origin of Cobson btw ) and intends to post a review on /mtv/ once it ships to xher house.[254]
