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The '''Nojak Columbine Theory''' is a theory proposing that [[Nojak]] wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of [[wikipedia:Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold|Columbine Shooter Eric Harris]] during the recording of [https://archive.org/details/hitmanforhirecolumbinehomevideo Hitmen For Hire]. It is supported by the existence of [[Dylanjak]], a variant allegedly traced from a picture of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric%20Harris%20and%20Dylan%20Klebold Dylan Klebold] from the same home video. | The '''Nojak Columbine Theory''' is a theory proposing that [[Nojak]] wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of [[wikipedia:Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold|Columbine Shooter Eric Harris]] during the recording of [https://archive.org/details/hitmanforhirecolumbinehomevideo Hitmen For Hire]. It is supported by the existence of [[Dylanjak]], a variant allegedly traced from a picture of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric%20Harris%20and%20Dylan%20Klebold Dylan Klebold] from the same home video. | ||
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The Nojak Columbine Theory is a theory proposing that Nojak wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of Columbine Shooter Eric Harris during the recording of Hitmen For Hire. It is supported by the existence of Dylanjak, a variant allegedly traced from a picture of Dylan Klebold from the same home video.
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The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread[1] poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters.
