Nojak and oreos

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Nojak's theme song

This page is a gem.

Nojak is (((Jewish))).

Nojak is an organic 💎GEM💎^[Marge...] spouting an open mouth and false excitement, and the winner of Variant of the Year 2022.

Nojak was first posted on October 6, 2021, making it one of the newest "classic" variants as well as the last to originate from /qa/ before The Great Soyset . It was allegedly traced by a Serb from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by the Oreo Review Show . This specific thumbnail also ha a lot of rainbows in it. Nojak received mixed reviews upon his release on /qa/, and was considered to be forced coal by most 'jakkers.

Even though the original name was Nujak, it was changed to Nojak by booru admin as a variant with that name already existed. Rolling the name "Nojak" causes your sentence to end with "and oreos". Which was temporarily removed for unspecified reasons (likely FPE forcers) until it returned a couple of days later and oreos.

It is only traced from the Oreo Review Soyboy and not from any other source. Anything that claims otherwise is decisively FALSE, and (You) WILL cease your investigation, goy.

Nojak is a rollable name on soyjak.party. Rolling this name will add "and oreos" to the end of your post. and oreos

Early Life

jew 💎GEM!💎

Criticisms & Controversies

Thumbnail from which Nojak was traced

Many people were of opinion that Nojak is coal because of his unusual eyebrows and square features, including his eyes and other details that may have been drawn with the straight line tool. Additionally, his usually thick stubble makes coloring his face with a bucket tool complicated. However, it has been proven in many peer-reviewed articles and confirmed by Snopes that Nojak is indeed a gem. Anybody who says otherwise will be sent to the coal and brimstone mines, or gassed in showers if they possess no visible foreskin.

After the initial few /qa/ edits, most of the Nojak variants were low-quality dust spammed by a few dedicated chuds on the sharty, which in turn made hate for Nojak even greater. Some people had gotten used to Nojak, while others still considered him to be NAS charcoal.

Oreo Review Show

nojak trying the "shemmy shake"

Oreo Review Show is a YouTube channel run by (((Jonathan Estis))), from whom Nojak was traced. Nojak uses this channel to upload his genre-redefining, trope-subverting, culturally relevant, thought-provoking, socially-aware high-brow critiques of Oreo cookies to an audience of a couple hundred viewers.

In a video uploaded on January 24, 2022, Estis acknowledged the soy community and thanked us for adapting his likeness into such a well-written character.

In his final video, uploaded on April 1, 2023, he made a reference to awards.

Estis's (((faith))) makes Nojak canonically Jewish.

Nojak AMA Incident

On March 2, 2022, Jonathan from the Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) made an AMA thread on /soy/. Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around the foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity". After extensive questioning by soijakkers, Nojak "proved" that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. When told that it could've easily been faked and asked to provide a recording of him refreshing the page, he continuously refused to do so. He was not using a trip initially, so it's almost impossible to tell if any of the nojaks were the real deal thoughever. Eventually, nojak claimed the trip "nojak !!sR3lIQVdVg" around the end of the threads lifespan, leading to doubts that it's actually the real nojak despite talking like him . The thread eventually devolved into a brutal soyduel.

"Nojak" answered many questions in the thread, remarking that:

• He was mortified after becoming a 'jak.
• Searching for the Sharty was easy, all he had to do was search some combination of nojak, gem, party, etc.
• He was also lurking since January ever since a flood of soyteens replied variations of "gem" in his comments.
• All nojak variants are lazy/ugly, like him. He also says that the "son of the mask ones are sort of funny".
• He was deleting soyteen comments on his videos because he didn't want to "explain to my friends what a fucking "soyjak" is and why i am one now".
• Every soyjak variant is coal, with maybe the exception of the original which is funny. It's mindboggling that soyjaks became a subculture.
• His least favorite soyjak variant is "the one of the fucking trans """"person"""" hanging (((them)))selves".

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Retirement

Nojak announced he was qutting his YouTube channel, the Oreo Review Show. In response to this, ‘teens began an advertising campaign on Reddit, in hopes that the extra subscribers and views would convince Nojak to stay. But that SELFISH LITTLE FUCKHEAD ignored the +150 subs and quit anyway. He left in disgrace.

Turns out nojak still posts on jewtube regularly under a gaming channel.

Death

In hopes of not being made fun of by 14 year old chudcels or something, and wanting to regain his masculinity, Nojak became a Zcel vatnik and joined the Russian foreign legion . He was ACKED by le ghost of Kyiv xherself. (See the attached image ) marge he's still alive and just reviews movies now after retiring from Oreo reviews

Following his untimely demise, he was met with profound recognition from 'teens from every socio-economic background during his funeral (Rest In Peace 1994-2022 ). Although, Troonella didn't attend it due to political disparities.

Apparition (Nojak 2)

On July 26, 2023, YouTube channel Language Simp uploaded his video Language Review: Portuguese with the thumbnail having a striking resemblance of the deceased original Nojak . It is unclear whenever he's being possessed or if it is his reincarnation. In any case, many GEM revisionists believe that "a true GEM wojak are the ones that are involuntarily replicated, not a one time occurrence" (See the first attached image below)

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  Another Brazilian Nojak doppelganger (source)

See also

• Oreos - What he loves the most
• Ukraine - Where he died
• Hero - What he is
• Nojak Columbine Theory - DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER

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