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The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html</ref> poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters. | The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html</ref> poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters. | ||
Soyentists around the globe are currently investigating this theory. | Soyentists around the globe are currently investigating this theory, although peer-reviewed studies are marking this theory as false, due to the lack of similarity in the angle of the frame from Hitmen For Hire, which is more of a three-quarter view, and Nojak, which is head-on. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
Revision as of 11:47, 16 July 2026
The Nojak Columbine Theory is a theory proposing that Nojak wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of Columbine Shooter Eric Harris during the recording of Hitmen For Hire. It is supported by the existence of Dylanjak, a variant allegedly traced from a picture of Dylan Klebold from the same home video.
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The theory was first proposed during January of 2026 in a /soy/ thread[1] poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters.
Soyentists around the globe are currently investigating this theory, although peer-reviewed studies are marking this theory as false, due to the lack of similarity in the angle of the frame from Hitmen For Hire, which is more of a three-quarter view, and Nojak, which is head-on.
