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== Operation Jew York == | |||
Holy gem... it was fated to happen eventually. The first ever Soy meetup that we know of.<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7666076</ref> | |||
[[File:Soycon 2024.mp4|thumb|Will YOU be there next year?]] | |||
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Revision as of 03:41, 27 June 2024
Believe it or not, most Soyteens are actual human beings who have real goals and aspirations and even step outside once in a while.
Soyteens have great overlap with Chuds but not all 'teens are Chuds and not all Chuds are 'teens. Finding a soyteen irl is like finding a four leaf clover, it's only lucky if you do don't go searching for them.
What Not To Do
You VVILL NOT walk up to random people asking "Do you like soyjaks?"
You VVILL NOT print out a 'jak and ask "Do you know who this is?"
You VVILL NOT ask people "Have you ever used the 'sharty?"
Soyteen Secret Word Handshake
Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer Cobson, then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer Mymy, you have the legal right to punch them in the face.
What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen
Soyteens are just friends you haven't met yet. Eventually we can make the process much faster at a potential Soycon.
- Go to a theme park
- Play vidya together
- Brainstorm soyjak posts together
- Make soyjaks out of each other
- Explore each others bodies
- Do other friend shit, or something
You WILL NOT abuse your soyfriend.
Operation Jew York
Holy gem... it was fated to happen eventually. The first ever Soy meetup that we know of.[1]
